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# Episode 3. Please understand, you will not be able to have children from now on… …

Neutering surgery.

This surgery, commonly referred to as a slang term for peanut harvesting, is a surgery performed on castrated animals to prevent frequent estrus and various diseases resulting from it.

Of course, since it was a matter of fact, the controversy over the issue was fierce, so why did I bring up this surgery?

“Hyung! Wait a minute and listen to the baby until the end!”

“Don’t worry, little brother. I’ll cut you quickly and set you on fire before you even have time to bleed, so I’ll stop the bleeding. If you quietly count the ceiling patterns, it will be over in no time. You can have sex with just a stick, so you don’t have to worry about losing your man’s pleasure.”

“That’s not the problem! Naturally, don’t try to cut my boobs! No, more than that, how can your strength be similar to that of a warrior who has received the goddess’s protection!?”

I have to do that now.

* * *

After all the commotion has passed.

“So… … Why are you trying to protect your wealth so much?”

I went crazy for a while and made a fuss about the possibility of the Demon King being resurrected, but when I cool down and think about it, there are some strange parts.

First of all, Ronan’s personality is that of a guy who kills his own testicles for the sake of humanity. The reason this guy accepted his fate without saying anything was because of the protagonist’s unique personality full of justice.

If he had to choose between the future of humanity and his own pleasure, he would choose the former without hesitation, and the man named Ronan is truly worthy of the name ‘Hero.’

“If the devil’s power is infused in the first place, shouldn’t it be dealt with with divine power or the power of a hero? Isn’t that the strength you were given?”

“I will explain that part for you.”

Seira, the saintess of the hero’s party, opened her mouth instead of the hero in response to my question.

“A little while ago, the hero said that the devil’s seed was… … You explained that it was in a wreath, but the specifics are a little different.”

True to her impression, she stuttered in the middle of her sentence, perhaps because she was a virgin or because she was embarrassed to say the word testicles. The women I’ve been close to have been quite talkative, so this kind of reaction is refreshing.

“At the last moment, the Demon King placed a curse on the warrior that we had never seen before, and we have now determined that the curse was a ‘curse of conceiving a life with the potential of a Demon King.’”

“… … Aren’t curses usually resolved through divine power lines?”

“Yes, common curses are like that. Because general curses amplify the negative emotions of others or cause direct harm, it is true that they are vulnerable to divine power that has the characteristic of purifying evil and negativity. However, in the case of the warrior, divine power is not effective as it simply increases the likelihood.”

“Is there a big difference? I don’t understand from that explanation alone.”

“Difference in purpose. Giving birth to a baby is a noble act of creating a life. If the curse is intended to make the unborn baby sick, it can be purified with divine power because it has many negative purposes to cause harm, but the devil’s curse simply has a ‘possibility’ and does not harm the sublimity, so divine power is not very meaningful. Because it is a story close to probability and fatalism, treatment or treatment is impossible.”

In other words, it is a curse that makes it possible to ‘give birth’ to a child with the potential to become a demon lord in the future. This means that even if you fight dozens of people, you may not become a demon lord, and you may give birth to only one child and he will awaken as a demon lord. I don’t even know when or why I became the Demon King.

However, it is human nature to be afraid if there is even a 0.1% chance of something happening. But isn’t it a law that can kill a baby that is born just because it has the potential to become a demon lord?

“You are playing with someone else’s fate that will happen someday. However, because it does not directly harm humans, and because of the nobleness of the goal of wanting descendants entirely, purification using sacred power is not possible… … .”

“Yes, that’s right.”

“Then what about cutting it yourself? If you just cut off the testicles, there is no possibility, and everything is resolved, right?”

“Ah, that’s… … .”

When Ceria looked at Ronan with a troubled look, Ronan sighed, picked up the holy sword next to him, and immediately struck his testicles.

“Hey, sleep… … !”

Stand tall!

However, unlike his actions without hesitation, the holy sword stopped right in front of his testicles and did not move.

“Basically, a hero cannot harm himself. It would be difficult if the hero dies before achieving the goal of defeating the demon lord, so from the moment he is selected as a hero, all acts of self-harm are forced.”

“That’s right. Even though we stepped forward, the warrior’s strength and trained body move and defend instinctively, making it difficult to eliminate them with outside help. Somehow I succeeded in making a wound there… … .”

“There was?”

“… … A runaway occurred. When the area was injured, it rapidly absorbed the surrounding magic power and began to run away, causing the magic energy level to rapidly increase. like… … As if a new demon king is about to be born.”

“It seems that if I try to remove my testicles using physical or magical means, the possibility of fate will be forcibly fixed. About 1 to 100? After healing the wound right away, things returned to normal… … .”

“What is that… … .”

You can’t do it, you can’t remove it yourself, and others can’t remove it… … .

You’re saying there’s no way to solve it, right?

“Removal is currently impossible, but that does not mean there is no solution. If the warrior dies naturally without engaging in sexual intercourse, the curse will be lifted naturally.”

Right. Even if it is the devil’s curse, in the end, the warrior must personally sow the seed in the woman’s egg and fertilize it for the curse to take effect.

In other words, if you live your whole life without sex and die of old age, the curse that lost its host will naturally disappear.

Now that I say it, I’m destined for a very miserable life… … .

“But, if you use a condom, there won’t be a baby, so there won’t be a problem with the curse. You can escape the sad life of dying of old age without having sex even once. Is there a need to come to me and ask me to get pregnant?”

“That’s another problem… … .”

When Ronan sighed and looked at the women, the members turned their heads as if they were being shamed.

“I have been taught that as a saint of a holy kingdom, I have an obligation to leave behind descendants of warriors. Moreover, the Pope and the cardinals, who are trying to secure the position of the Holy Kingdom by taking advantage of the disappearance of the Demon King, are cultivating heirs with the warrior… … .”

“Everyone at the Magic Tower is expecting that the child of a hero and an archmage will have the greatest talent in history. Additionally, the condition for me to be recognized as the next magic tower lord is to make a baby with a hero.”

“Our elves’ power has been greatly weakened as many of our leaders died in the previous demon invasion of the World Tree. In addition, as part of the World Tree, which is the spiritual support of elves, has been lost, their self-esteem as elves has decreased considerably. As the next elf queen, I can use this opportunity to unite the elves by marrying the hero, a warrior, and expect help from humans, so it is essential for me.”

“… … In the end, it’s because of political issues.”

What kind of politics is this, that it even gets involved in men and women meeting each other and having children?

It can’t be anything other than a truly annoying worldview.

“Of course, that is not the only problem. If you refuse to become an heir with a warrior, you have to give them a valid reason, but simply saying you don’t like it won’t work, and telling them the truth will only add to the confusion. In serious cases, the warrior may be accused of heresy, saying there is a possibility of him becoming a demon lord.”

Elf archer Fine’s explanation made my head hurt even more.

“In the end, neither this nor I can, so aren’t you asking me to get you pregnant instead? Where on earth are you looking at me?”

Although I am called by the grand title of Guardian, there are still many people who are afraid of me. It gave the impression that he was so fierce that he must have had one or two accidents during the war… … .

“No, isn’t the feelings of the parties involved more important than that? What are the opinions of other party members? Don’t you guys hate dating a complete stranger?”

“Don’t worry, bro. This is the conclusion we came to after a long discussion. Everyone in my party agreed.”

“Nimi Sipal”

It really makes me swear.

In the original novel, they would have formed a harem and lived with a happy ending, but how did it get to this point? … .

I secretly hoped they would reconsider, but

“I… … does not matter… … .”

“As the next queen of the elves, I have an obligation to have the seed of a strong warrior. Since I can’t get the hero’s seed now, I have to get the seed of the same bloodline.”

“…… I just do what Ronan wants.”

When that person poops with their mouth, this person farts.

What are you talking about, these bitches?

No, I’m going to make a concession and say that the first two are because of personality or race issues, but wizard, shouldn’t you agree?

How did you sell your trademark tsundere traits?! Since ancient times, a tsundere’s pure love is the rule!

“Brother, this is a decision we all made after long consideration.”

“As a warrior, I have a duty to leave descendants to future generations.”

“But now, I feel painfully that I can neither have children nor satisfy them.”

“Although I was able to quickly become stronger thanks to the goddess’s protection, my brother developed that strength on his own. He is definitely a more reliable person than me.”

“And I know that my brother is a very kind person. I also knew that you continued to secretly support my party. I’m saying this because I think I can trust my brother.”

“So, bro… ”

“Hug my girls.”