episode_0003
by fnovelpiaFrom that day on, I was confined to the house.
Egrets don’t go where crows hang out!
Even though the people of this village were already involved in gangsterism, there was nothing they could do about it.
If I got involved with that ambitious woman, my life would no longer be mine.
“sum! Haha! Huh!”
Instead, I swung my sword in my yard.
When I asked Beongwae for a favor, he taught me the sword method, and he said it was something he created called the Tagu Sword Method.
Sword method of hitting a dog. Although the name was unfashionable in many ways, it was still an excellent sword technique with great practicality.
‘Right now, my life has been saved several times because of this.’
It is a difficult time to say that public safety is good.
The reason I was able to protect myself in this harsh world was not just because I hid from women’s skirts.
No matter how much I dream of a peaceful and stable life, I am a realistic person.
I wasn’t an idiot who believed that I could protect myself from the huge war that was about to happen by staying locked up.
Because of that, I learned swordsmanship, improved my studies, and prepared for the war that would come in the future.
Don’t you have to be talented to run away?
Of course, my father, Yoo Tae-gong, watched with disapproval at this kind of behavior that was not helpful to one’s daily life.
“Ehyo, look at me doing something that doesn’t even make a living.”
My father clicked his tongue and pointed.
“Ayu, honey! Stop it! He says he’ll do anything!”
His mother, Yuo, beat and scratched his father.
Taegong Yoo looked like he wanted to say something more sarcastic, but he couldn’t resist Mrs. Yuo’s anger and left me.
Fighting, Ms. Yuo. My mom, the best!
After all, I only have my mom on my side.
“Whoo-”
I wiped the sweat flowing down and looked at the sky.
The clearest sky.
It would be nice if the worries in my heart disappeared like the clear sky…
“Yugye hyung! Are you going to fail again?”
A woman’s voice awakens me from my heartache.
“…Sohanya.”
The name of the owner of the voice was spoken.
If Beongwae is a carnivorous beast, then Soha might be a small herbivore.
A small body that wouldn’t be strange if mistaken for a kid.
Likewise, a cute face that looks young.
His eyes are drooping with fatigue, far from his youthful appearance.
This woman, who was even wearing large glasses made of ground crystal, was Soha.
Why do we have glasses in this day and age?
I don’t know, damn it. Does it make sense that the first heroes were women in the first place?
“It’s not about being treated well, it’s about being heartbroken. You ignorant bastard.”
“Heng!”
Soha snorted.
That damn kid is going to die…
“If I, the secretary of the prefecture, am ignorant, how can my brother be a frog?”
Soha spewed out harsh words and walked over with long strides and sat down on the floor.
She was carrying a pile of bamboo pieces that seemed too heavy to hold in her arms.
“That’s it, so don’t bother me. Because I have a lot of documents to process today.”
“If you don’t want to be disturbed, why don’t you go to your house?”
“I don’t like it. It’s closer here.”
Soha said as if throwing it away.
“If you want to make at least some time to sleep, you have to save some time on commuting. I don’t know about my unemployed brother.”
After saying that, Soha put his nose into the bamboo piece and began to read.
Soha had severe astigmatism, so she had to read like that.
By the way, I can’t believe that a low-ranking civil servant is under such heavy workload…
Even now, they are criticized as tax thieves, but it seems that the fate of public officials is to be divided.
As I was swinging the sword, leaving Soha who had started working on the document, Soha opened her mouth again.
“type.”
“Hey, but can you just stop calling me brother? I understand Kwae because of his personality, but you are not like that. Just call me oppa.”
“That’s it. Because this is more palatable.”
Soha answered deftly while constantly writing something on the bamboo piece.
“Ehyo, yes, do whatever you want.”
After saying that, I picked up a water bottle.
It’s been a while since I worked out, and I’m thirsty.
As I was about to quench my thirst with a bottle, Soha called me again.
“type.”
“Why, again.”
“Have you found your bride?”
“Push!”
The sudden bombshell made me spit out the water in my mouth.
“Tsk tsk! Ahh! it’s annoying! It went into my mouth! It’s dirty!”
Soha was all over the place, making a fuss as if she were covered in filth.
I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help it.
Suddenly, Yeochi, who was originally breast’s best friend in history, appears and brings up the story of his bride-to-be in a chaotic situation!
What an incredible coincidence is this!
“Hey! The food tastes bad! You said you were unemployed! What kind of bride is this unemployed guy? ”
I got angry again and screamed.
I was annoyed, and I didn’t know what that damn kid would ask me if I just said I was sorry and left in a low-key manner.
The guy who farted got angry.
It was one of the visions that people living in modern Korea have become accustomed to.
“Ehyo, that’s right for you.”
Fortunately, the vision worked well, and Soha clicked his tongue instead of getting angry.
“Brother, come to your senses. How long are you going to go around acting like a hoodlum?”
“…Why do you keep arguing.”
I asked, sounding dumbfounded.
“It’s because it’s frustrating, because it’s frustrating! I need to quickly find a bride with a real and stable job and put my parents at ease! I learn swordsmanship and study every day, but what will I use it for? Even though I have no intention of doing such a thing.”
Soha huffed and scolded me.
“What good would a bride like that come to a bastard like me?”
“That’s true.”
Soha said, pouting his lips.
“I am a bride with a true and stable job…”
I recited the conditions Soha had mentioned.
“A woman like you.”
“…!”
Soha opened his mouth wide.
His face was as red as a boiled octopus, probably because he was really angry.
Is it here? Is this where it’s weak?
I’m a guy who doesn’t miss being made fun of.
“Oh, that’s right. Soha, you can get married.”
“What…what…what nonsense…”
“Why, you have a pretty face, a good job, and height… you’re a little short, but your personality is also upright and genuine. First place as a bride.”
“Stop… stop teasing me!”
“Keuuu! That’s right! Soha was the answer! If you marry Soha, everything will be fine! Cancer!”
“I told you to stop!”
Soha screamed and ran towards me and started punching me.
LOL, this is adult teasing. Kid.
How dare you little boy!
Of course, the age difference is not that much.
Clap clap!
Soha’s punches struck me one after another.
haha! Hit it! It didn’t hurt at all…
No, it hurts so bad?
Why are my hands so sore?
Ah, shit. Oh, it hurts so much.
Oh, I hit a bone! bone!
“Stop hitting me!”
“Die! You scoundrel! Die!”
Soha ignored my words and started struggling, even kicking.
“Kwaaak! It really hurts! It hurts!”
Oh, I can’t hit this rat-sized bitch, really!
“Gye-ya! Limitations!”
What stopped Soha and I from doing a skit was Big Brother’s shout.
Big brother, Yubaek hurriedly shouted and ran over.
I opened my mouth as I looked at my older brother, who was out of breath and trying hard to calm his breathing.
“Yes, did you call me, brother?”
I politely greeted my brother.
Yubaek was a really nice person. Unlike me, he was sincere and very good at farming.
He is a pillar of this family, with a good personality, getting married quickly, and already having several children.
Moreover, he was a brother that was difficult to dislike as he secretly took care of me, even though I was treated as a pet peeve of the family.
“Yugye, is that really true! Is it true?”
“Yes? What do you mean, brother? Please calm down and speak slowly.”
Yubaek hyung struggled to catch his breath at my words. And then.
Wow!
I screamed even louder.
“Aren’t you asking if the rumor about you having an affair with a female factory worker is true!”
“…”
This time, I was the one to calm down.
supererogation? katydid dad?
Yeochi and I see the line?
What are you talking about, Ochuma and Beomjeung?
“What are you talking about, brother? What does that mean?”
“Now, the hawk sent by the female worker’s wife has come to the house!”
Yubaek said, pounding his chest.
“I came to prepare a place to sit with you!”
“…”
I suffer from headaches due to lack of understanding.
How on earth does this work…
Thing!
And misfortune never comes alone.
When I felt eyes on me and turned around, there was Soha.
Soha’s sunken eyes turned cold, like those of a snake.
She opened her mouth.
“…What are you doing?”
Soha growled.
It’s been a long time since I’ve known Soha, but this is the first time I’ve seen her so angry.
Soha spoke in a cold voice like that of a murderer.
“What kind of woman is a female worker doing?”
“…Uh, huh?”
“Kill.”
Soha took out a dagger from her pocket.
“I’ll kill you!”
I barely managed to catch Soha, who was screaming and trying to run away.
“Let go! Let go of this!”
“Brother! older brother! Now that that’s done, catch Soha! If I keep doing this, I’ll catch someone today! hey! Why are you doing this?”
“Kill! I’ll kill you! Aaaah!”
“Soha, what on earth is this… Ugh! What kind of power does this guy have…!”
That ugly sight of three people grabbing and making a fuss.
It was the muffled voice of an old man that calmed it down.
“Holhol… It’s a very harmonious family.”
said the old woman.
“I don’t like it.”
The old woman’s wrinkled eyes suddenly widened.
And at that moment, all three of us had no choice but to stop.
What an incredible life.
A force that cannot be thought of as belonging to ordinary people.
We were frozen by the intangible power radiating from the old woman.
“Okay then.”
When we were completely silent, the old woman returned with a gentle expression, as if her previous spirit had been a lie.
“Before we take the stand, let’s find out which guy has captured our young lady’s heart.”
The hawk looked at me with a grin.
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