episode_0108
by fnovelpia“I ate well and was full. Hehehe…”
Hazel takes a sip of her drink and laughs while rubbing her stomach.
Even though he ate four margherita pizzas, including the half I had left, he didn’t show any signs of difficulty.
“It costs 48.5 pounds including tip.”
Converted to Korean won, it is about 80,000 won.
Even taking into account the 15% tip, it’s such a large amount that it’s hard to believe that two people ate together.
I always feel this way, but if I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth, my top priority would have been worrying about how to afford this astronomical food cost.
“It’s less than half of half of the 600,000 pounds I received for travel expenses. Hehehe.”
“That’s right…”
Still, since this bitch’s strength wasn’t going anywhere, I wonder if she lived by taking money from a white doong. Not only did he have a lot of money, he seemed to be rotting away.
“Pay quickly and go to the hotel. I think I’m going to sleep really well now.”
Hazel urges you to calculate.
Seeing this bitch, who had been sleeping a little while ago, come back and go back to bed, and even rush to sleep again, seems like a dog.
It’s not an insult, it’s like a real dog. Because they sleep a lot, they sleep for more than half a day.
Anyway, Hazel was also complaining of fatigue, so it was the perfect time to step away for a while and act alone.
“Ah, that… Go in first. I have a place to go alone for a while.”
“Yes? We can go together. I’m not really tired.”
Hazel, who heard that I would suddenly act alone in an unfamiliar land in England, was understandably concerned and tried to dissuade me.
In fact, I had no expectations in the first place that I would be able to get permission easily. I should explain it well.
“I want to go alone. It really only takes a moment, you won’t just run away…!”
“I understand that… Where are you going all of a sudden?”
Rather than looking at me like a person suffering from paralysis, he has a frowning face that seems to show both curiosity and concern about me doing something like this.
Now, I feel like I’ve built up quite a bit of trust in myself, so I think I’ll be able to get permission easily.
“Just… It’s really nothing special, there’s a place I want to go for a while.”
“Um···. Well, how great can a person who can’t even speak English properly do something, hehe? I understand.”
Fortunately, Hazel believed in my poor English skills and gave me permission to take personal action.
To be honest, I don’t think I’m that bad at it, but there’s no real benefit in refuting it right now, so I’ll just shut up.
“Thank you…! I’ll be back soon.”
“Take care. I’m lonely, so come quickly. If anything happens, be sure to contact me?”
“I will… Please go in first.”
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After sending Hazel to the hotel first, we went to the nearby diamond store we had seen in advance.
Because it is a store in the middle of London, it is quite crowded.
Brilliant diamonds sparkling all over the place, showing off their different charms, and the romantic phrase ‘A DIAMOND IS FOREVER’ written on the wall.
You can truly feel that this is a luxurious place perfect for finding valuable items to gift to your loved ones.
I don’t particularly value her and she’s not a person, but isn’t she someone who would be my wife anyway?
Love me or not, I can’t put a cheap ring on my wife’s finger.
It’s not like I don’t have money. The biggest problem right now is,
“Hello. How can I assist you today? (Hello. How can I assist you today?)”
As Hazel mentioned earlier, my poor English skills are holding me back.
Since he was asking roughly how I would ‘assist’ him, it seemed like he was asking what was needed.
“uh… I need… Marriage ring…? Oh fuck…”
I was anxious to see if what I just said was right, so I added the fuck to the end, and the clerk’s eyes widened.
First of all, I need to explain why people even understand things they don’t even know about hello.
“Mi,Mi steak…. Sorry.”
“Umm···. All right. What kind of design do you want? (Um… I understand. What… design…)”
“uhuh… Please weight…? Please.”
In the end, I felt limited in my ability to communicate with my poor English skills and had to take out a translator.
Fortunately, the staff did not get angry and responded kindly throughout the conversation, so I was able to get a pretty ring. Of course, I paid a lot of money as well.
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Since it wasn’t time to propose yet, I left the ring at the hotel front desk and returned to my room.
“I came…”
Even though he came in without hiding his presence, there was no reaction from the bedroom.
Hazel had been showing signs of fatigue earlier, so it looks like she’s sleeping now.
I walked lightly to the bedroom so as not to wake Hazel.
When I arrived at the bedroom, Hazel was sleeping soundly, lying on her side, leaving my spot empty.
Seeing that she was only wearing underwear, I thought I could naturally just lie down in my seat, snuggle into that embrace, and sleep with my face buried in my chest.
That’s why he lay on my side like that on purpose and spread his arms out. Probably so.
To this extent, you can say that I am obsessed with breasts. Honestly, I won’t deny it anymore.
right. That breast is like a drug pillow to me.
I didn’t realize it before I became aware of it, but now I can’t shake off the feeling of being somehow empty without it.
I roughly took off my outer clothes and laid down on the bed in case Hazel woke up.
After holding up the arm that was hanging towards me for a moment, I nestled myself into Hazel’s arms.
Next, if you hug Hazel with both arms, press your body close to her, and bury your face halfway into her cleavage, your own drug pillow is complete.
I never even imagined that I would now be holding and rubbing this body, which was just a vague object of fear to me.
It seems that the fate of creatures with dicks is to be simple and insignificant.
“Now you just hug me openly. Hehehe.”
Just as I was about to close my eyes, I heard a voice coming from above my head and the sound of my vocal cords felt in my body.
Fuck, fuck, shame envelops my entire body. It feels like my sympathetic nerves are being twisted.
My heart was pounding so hard that a sound escaped, but I decided not to answer and pretend to be asleep.
My whole body feels hot. There was no way Hazel couldn’t feel this heat and pulse.
“Are you completely ignoring me? Hehehe… How cute is this?”
-Seuuu,
Hazel’s arms snake around my sides and squeeze gently.
“Are you having a nightmare? My body feels really warm and shaking.”
I want to commit suicide.
I can’t even make an excuse that I fell asleep less than 5 seconds after I closed my eyes.
The most effective way to get rid of this shame now is to bite your tongue and commit suicide.
“Hehe, well, you don’t have to be embarrassed at all. I like it.”
“······”
In the first place, remaining silent and ignoring this bitch’s words is a serious crime that deserves the death penalty.
But this time, it seems like it’s just fun to watch them break things apart and not do anything.
“Haa···. Have a nice dream. I will close my eyes again too.”
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Hazel fell asleep shortly after saying these words, and it took a while for me to calm down and fall asleep.
From now on, I’ll have to stab it a few times and lie down for a while before hugging it. If you don’t want something like this to happen again.
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When the sky became dark and the moonlight became more intense than sunlight, we woke up.
Even though I decided to rest at home all day today, I still have one plan.
That’s dinner and a ride on the Ferris wheel that Hazel had reserved without me knowing.
The London Eye is the largest Ferris wheel in Europe.
I don’t know if it’s true, but Hazel says it is, so it must be true.
Anyway, we went straight to the London Eye without even eating dinner and were able to board the Ferris wheel after a short wait.
Of course, since Hazel had told me in advance that she would come to ride the Ferris wheel, I also found the ring that I had secretly left at the front desk and hid it in my pocket.
Is there a more romantic situation than a proposal while looking at the panoramic view of London through an open window at a height of 135m?
At least for this trip, I decided that there was no more optimal situation.
It’s a variable that there are more people than Hazel in the Ferris wheel, but it doesn’t really matter. Because there don’t seem to be any Koreans.
“ Doesn’t it feel quite different from the night view of Seoul?”
Hazel, leaning on the railing right next to me, pointed to Big Ben visible through the window.
Meanwhile, I continue to feel the Ferris wheel rising, timing it to take out the ring when it reaches the highest point. Also prepare your mind.
“Sure… It’s very different.”
As Hazel said, the night view of London felt quite different from Seoul.
The night view of Seoul from Namsan Tower was quite beautiful, but it has a distinctly different charm from Seoul, which is centered around tall skyscrapers and buildings.
The Thames River runs right below the Ferris wheel, and the Palace of Westminster and Big Ben stand in an old-fashioned style alongside the river.
As I stare blankly at this scenery, I think this is really London or Europe.
In fact, I didn’t know the names of the rivers or the buildings, but Hazel kindly explained them one by one, so I was able to figure them out easily.
“Actually, I’ve already ridden it once. The night view was so pretty that I wanted the owner to ride it once.”
“Ah… Is that so?”
While we were talking back and forth about the night view, the Ferris wheel was gradually reaching its highest point.
In order to get the best timing, I had to slowly take out the ring.
I left Hazel, who was leaning on the railing and admiring the scenery, and quietly sat down on a chair in the middle of the Ferris wheel.
Then, I took the ring case out of my pocket, looked at it, and completed the preparations that I had not yet completed.
“Huuu···.”
A final sigh to catch your breath before calling Hazel.
Even in the dark of the Ferris wheel, the ring was shining brightly, reflecting the city lights.
Now I have to put this beautiful ring on her hand myself.
I held on to my trembling heart, stood up again, and slowly approached Hazel while keeping an eye on her back.
Noticing the light reflected by the ring, several people on the Ferris wheel began to attract attention, and those gazes intensified the tension even further, but thanks to those gazes, I could no longer leave them even if I wanted to.
When the Ferris wheel reached its highest point and was about to start going down.
-Tuk-tuk,
I timidly tapped Hazel’s back with my finger.
“Yes? Why are you like that…”
Hazel quickly turned around with a bright expression on her face, saw the object in my hand, and was immediately at a loss for words.
“Uh…?”
Even the voices of the passengers who were chatting excitedly inside the Ferris wheel suddenly quieted down, and there was only silence inside the cabin as Hazel’s pupils trembled slightly.
My whole body became tense with tension and my heart began to beat like crazy.
But I came this far with only one goal in mind, so I silently picked up Hazel’s left arm and gently placed the ring I had prepared on her ring finger.
Hazel, who saw the diamond ring suddenly filled, stood there like a stone, motionless, looking at the ring on her hand.
After putting on the ring, I finally uttered the line I had prepared in a trembling voice while looking straight into Hazel’s eyes.
“With me… Marriage… marriage… resolution… liquor tax…”
What was this one word? The voice, which was shaking anxiously, was miserably caught up and disappeared without even being able to finish it properly.
I guess it’s ruined.
At the moment when I was about to lower my head, unable to make eye contact anymore due to the despair of ruining everything.
-Wow!
Hazel, who had been standing as still as a stone, rushed towards me.
He straightened his fallen head by grabbing his chin, wrapped his other arm around the back of his neck, and instantly stole his lips from his.
Then, I felt a wet tongue nuzzle into my tightly closed lips.
Their faces were so close that they couldn’t get any closer, and their hot snorts tickled their lips, and they just quietly closed their eyes.
The strength in my whole body slowly disappears.
However, thanks to Hazel holding me tightly, I didn’t fall backwards.
I did nothing and left everything to Hazel.
When my body was about to lose all strength, applause and cheers erupted from the people who were quietly watching us in the silence of the Ferris wheel.
Although I couldn’t understand what was being said at all, it was easy to tell that they were congratulating us thanks to the intense heat and atmosphere.
It was clearly a proposal that I thought was a failure until Hazel rushed in.
I felt like I ruined it because I was an asshole, and it is a fact that cannot be refuted.
However, as I continued to hear cheers and felt Hazel covering my mouth in a dizzying way, I put aside all distracting thoughts and just quietly enjoyed this moment.
BONUS: Epilogue #1 Wedding – Part 1
“Kk~ Shota in a suit is like this again.”
“Go away, you crazy bitch, really… .”
Jeong Jeong-ah, this bitch, comes to me and eats me up until the wedding day.
If you give them an unpleasant look filled with disgust, they seem to like you more for some reason.
It’s okay though.
Now that I have Hazel’s protection, I don’t have to worry about this bitch eating me.
My life itself, worrying about my younger brother like this in the first place, is the stuff of legends, but anyway, how could I stand by while my husband is being cheated on by another woman?
“Congratulations on your marriage. Honestly, isn’t this my achievement?”
Seo Yu-chae, who was looking around the waiting room curiously, looks condescending next to her.
I’d like to argue with what he said, but strictly speaking, it’s true to some extent.
Seo Yu-chae’s advice helped me quickly improve my relationship with Hazel.
At first impression, Jeong Jeong-ah was a scoundrel and a rapist, but looking back, he turned out to be a benefactor more than I thought.
After all, the fact that he has lived in this difficult world longer than anyone else cannot be ignored.
I also have a small question: if you lived for over 500 years, wouldn’t you have experienced the Imjin War? I’ll have to ask that later.
“Hey, have you seen Hazel wearing a dress? My heart was about to burst, but really.”
“I haven’t seen it yet?”
I only heard that Hazel had chosen a wedding dress, but I didn’t see her wear it. Maybe it’s because they want to wait until the wedding day.
In the first place, I had just arrived and changed into my formal clothes. These two years came strangely early.
“Why do you keep being so obsessed with other women’s breasts, my lover?”
Seo Yu-chae, who was listening next to her, shows her dissatisfaction and pulls Jeong Jeong-ah’s ear hard.
He is squeezing so hard that his upper body is tilted, so just looking at him feels like the pain is being transmitted all the way to here.
“Aaaah! I’m sorry, sister! Please let me go!”
“Don’t worry about this place and go see your wife. She was beautiful.”
“Specifically? They said they would show me when I was marching and they told me not to come.”
Hazel was emphasizing that she bought the dress for over 10 million won and how the design was perfect.
They said they would never show it until they entered the ceremony hall.
Maybe that’s why it feels so painful, just as Hazel intended.
She’s pretty even just in pajamas with messy hair, but how crazy would her elegant figure dressed up in a dress make me crazy?
Still, I have no doubt that the reward you get when you encounter something as painful as this will be enough as a reward.
“Oh, really? It will be as rewarding as it is.”
“Let’s talk about this first, unnie…! My ears are really torn!”
“Oh my, sorry, master?”
Perhaps he had forgotten because he was talking to me, but it was only after Jeong Jeong-ah made another groaning noise that I finally let go of his ears.
At this point, it is an established fact that the master-servant relationship has been reversed, but it appears that the titles have not yet changed.
Well, Hazel and I were like that not too long ago, so it’s not my place to say anything.
So what do they call it now?
I use Hazel by my first name as before, and Hazel calls me ‘honey’.
Finally, not only did the title ‘master’, which was rarely used between married couples, disappear, but I was able to speak informally to Hazel again.
But Hazel still uses polite language towards me.
I don’t know the exact reason, but I thought it was just because it was convenient and decided not to ask any further questions.
“Oh, it hurts… The power of the rug is very strong…”
“Anyway, we’ll just go and clear our throats. Prepare well.”
“Oh, good job.”
Seo Yu-chae semi-forcefully dragged Jeong Jeong-ah, who was still suffering, out of the waiting room.
The reason why those two are bowing down is because Jeong Jeong-ah and Seo Yu-chae decided to give the congratulatory song and officiate, respectively.
Although it is possible to assign a congratulatory song to just anyone who is good at singing it, you may wonder why Seo Yu-chae was chosen as the officiant, but it is simple in its own way.
It may be difficult to see him as someone I know, but he is the oldest among them.
Usually, the officiant is left to so-called ‘great’ people, such as those with a high social status or those to whom I have been greatly indebted.
Being over 500 years old is impressive enough, and surprisingly, I received a lot of grace from this girl, so surprisingly, the conditions were met.
Since the plan was to do without an officiant in the first place, I brought him in with the feeling that it would be better than not having an officiant.
“Excuse me.”
While I was lost in thought for a moment while no one was around, a large woman came into the waiting room again.
Still a fierce and sharp impression and an intimidating voice in a low pitched tone.
Two pointed ears sticking out from his head, pure white hair, and a neatly dressed suit.
It’s an albino.
“Uh, albino…”
As soon as I figured out his identity, I barely managed to stop the forbidden name that came out of my mouth, and then carefully raised my head with trembling eyes.
“What?”
I didn’t particularly raise my voice or make a threatening gesture, I just said “what”, but I was already shaking.
“Oh, no…! I was speechless for a moment…”
“Be careful. Then the wedding anniversary becomes the anniversary.”
“Lord, I will be carefulㅡ!”
If you look at her laughing and talking, it may be just a joke, but for this bitch, I don’t think it’s that impossible.
I don’t know about anyone else, but I hope this bitch will refrain from making jokes like this.
“That’s it. It’s a joke. Do you like the ceremony venue?”
“It’s so luxurious and nice…!”
“Okay, that’s it.”
Although it was a bit stuttering, the albino smiled in satisfaction at my sincere words.
This ceremony venue was personally recognized and paid for by White.
Honestly, until not long ago, I thought that Albino and Hazel had a master-slave relationship, and that Hazel was using force to extort money from Albino.
But no.
Surprisingly, the two are said to maintain a good relationship as friends.
Arranging the ceremony like this wasn’t a rip-off from Hazel, it was just a favor shown to a friend.
I’m not sure how we became friends, but I don’t think it’s any of my business. It’s just good to be friends.
“Where are you going on your honeymoon?”
“I think you said you wanted to go to Switzerland.”
Although it hasn’t been long since I came back from England, I have to fly to Europe again.
Well, I think it’s still the best country to enjoy prenatal education and healing.
“It looks like you haven’t even decided on a plan yet, let alone a plan?”
“Just… I’m going to do it stream of consciousness like we do in England. It was better than I thought.”
Rather than enjoying a leisurely trip, most people try to save as much money as possible by condensing their itinerary into as few days as possible.
However, there was no need for us as we were quite free in terms of money and time, and it was the same in the UK.
You can just decide on a country and then get on a plane and then think about it.
“Good. That’s the way travel is supposed to be healing.”
“Sure…”
“Yes. Well then, good luck. Don’t be nervous.”
After giving me a short piece of advice, the albino coolly turns around and leaves the waiting room.
Just by looking at this tough personality, I feel quite familiar with Baek Harin as it has a similar feel to it.
The level of intimidation and brutality is on a different level.
“Ugh, are they people or animals? True.”
As soon as White-Doong leaves, his mother, neatly dressed in Hanbok, comes in.
It seems that he was waiting for the albino outside to leave and then came right in.
“It must be an animal?”
“Is that so? Still, they are all very pretty. The wedding hall looks like some kind of entertainment agency. It’s fascinating.”
My mother kept talking nonsense and tidied up my wrinkled dress.
I can’t really see any wrinkles, but my mom seems to be different.
“Honestly, when I found out that your height stopped at 162, I thought I wouldn’t be able to get married. Hehehe.”
“······It’s too much, really.”
My mother always told me that it didn’t matter if I was short and encouraged me not to be discouraged, but this was actually the case.
I feel a little betrayed.
“It seems like only yesterday that you were getting beaten up by Seo-ah, but you have already grown up so much that you are bringing your daughter-in-law. I wonder if this is what it feels like to be in a different world~”
I seem to have completely forgotten that the daughter-in-law was the dog that I abandoned and came back full of revenge.
Now, to her mother, Hazel is just a daughter-in-law, regardless of her origins.
And Jeong Jeong-ah, that bitch hit me not too long ago. Fuck you. It is currently in progress.
“uh… Yes.”
“Don’t be too nervous. It’s not as big a deal as I thought.”
“That should be it. After…”
No matter how much you are told not to be nervous, it has absolutely no effect.
Even though I tried my best to take Cheongsimpi pills, my heart still races when I think about entering.
“Yes, yes. Relax, see you later when it cools down.”
“Uh, yes. Go.”
BONUS: Epilogue #1 Wedding – 下
“After···. Sseu-eup, woowoo…”
There was less than a minute left until entry.
I’ve already taken the Cheongsimhwan, and no matter how much I take deep breaths, there’s no sign of my tension relieving.
I never imagined that a wedding would be such a nerve-wracking event.
When I see my friends getting married, they dance, sing, say all sorts of stupid things, and laugh happily. I guess that’s because most of the guests are people I know.
However, most of the guests at my wedding are company people, except for my family and albino.
There is no doubt that we are grateful people who took time out of their precious weekend to come.
But my commute to work is only one day.
Of course, most of the employees couldn’t tell me, and among them, there were probably more than a dozen sex offenders who molested me.
In fact, it is no different from holding a ceremony in front of complete strangers.
If this was going to be the case, I would have had a small wedding, but I was filled with regrets, but I had already crossed the river that I couldn’t turn back from.
The lighting of the flower was skipped because there was no one on Hazel’s side to do it, and now when the host shouts ‘Groom’s entrance’, you must enter.
“Now, it looks like the groom, Jeong Ha-on, who is probably more nervous than anyone else, is ready! Groom’s entrance-!”
Soon the host came to do something, and I immediately opened the door and entered the ceremony hall.
“After···. Fuck.”
“Please welcome us with warm applause and cheersㅡ!”
As I open the door and slowly walk forward, people’s cheers and applause erupt from everywhere.
Even the warm light shining on me was so intense that I felt as if I had been hit by a flashbang, which further intensified my tension.
Still, I walked steadily and bowed my head to the officiant, then turned back and stood looking at the guests.
many.
The tables have already been full for a long time, and there are even people standing here and there because there are no seats.
Even the guests are all women.
I am currently seeing a strange sight that cannot be seen anywhere else in the world at my wedding.
“Now, guests! Now, please turn your head back.”
At the moderator’s comment, everyone turns their heads in the opposite direction.
It is at the end of Virgin Road on the other side. This is where Hazel enters.
Thinking that I would finally be able to see Hazel in a beautiful dress, I, along with the audience, kept my eyes on the tightly closed door.
“The main character of today’s wedding, the bride, Miss Hazel, will be in the position. Everyone applauds!”
Amidst the cheers and magnificent singing of the guests, the door opens, and Hazel, wearing a dress with Baek Harin in place of her parents, appears.
Meeting my ex-girlfriend at the wedding was nerve-wracking enough, but right now all my attention was focused on Hazel in the dress.
“Wow…”
Hazel’s dress, which had been shrouded in mystery for over a month.
There is not even a trace of the shoulder straps that keep the clothes from falling off the body.
However, the dress was draped over Hazel’s voluptuous chest and held tightly to her body without any shoulder straps.
Her veiled head and white opera gloves that went up to her elbows were accessories that covered her body, but she looked even more beautiful and sexy.
She seemed to have no intention of covering her breasts at all, so she only barely covered the nipples.
When you look at the pure white outfit with no trace of the dark side and the beauty combined with it, you feel like you are looking at an angel.
As I was looking at Hazel blankly, Hazel soon walked to the middle of Virgin Road and stopped.
“Don’t just stare at me, but hurry up and hug me~!”
Afterwards, the host looked at me standing blankly and urged me to run over and hug him.
I ran over to hug Hazel, who was standing awkwardly holding a bouquet.
Thanks to the height difference of over 20 cm, my face was buried in Hazel’s chest.
I want to commit suicide.
My face flushes with shame at the thought of showing the guests something they shouldn’t have seen.
As time passed, the situation seemed to be getting better, but it only subsided after the wedding vows were read and the emcee confirmed it.
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“I hope that you both lead a happy and peaceful married life, and I will end this now.”
“Please give a heartfelt round of applause to the officiant who gave such sincere advice.”
Seo Yu-chae’s officiating speech, which was not very long, came to an end.
Because this bitch is so crazy, I was worried that she might insert sexual remarks or strange words in the middle, but I guess I was worried for no reason.
I felt that it was quite practical and solid advice, and after seeing the status of the officiant, I realized once again that officiating is not something that just anyone can do.
It’s a strange feeling to be listening to the officiating speech with Hazel’s arms around me.
We thought we would only have bad feelings for each other in turns, and we were like oil and water, but now we are swearing at our wedding that we will love each other until we die.
It still feels like just yesterday that I was afraid of Hazel and tried to stick a knife in her chest.
“Now, this time, we will take the time to read the letters the bride and groom prepared for each other before starting a new life.”
The time of happiness flowing in as the ceremony progressed has come to an end, and now it is time to bear a little shame.
“For your information, this letter is said to be the first to be revealed to each other, so seeing the bride and groom’s reaction will be one of the points!”
The cheers of the guests who heard the host’s words erupt the loudest at this moment.
As a wedding guest, it can be said to be the most voyeuristic moment.
“I will start reading the letter from the groom.”
The host forcibly put a letter and a microphone in my hand and then walked away, keeping his distance.
I suddenly took the letter and stood facing Hazel, staring at it.
Fuck, I can’t read this.
When I originally wrote the letter, I did my best to make it readable and not shameful, but now that I see it, the content wasn’t the problem.
The very act of reading a letter to Hazel at a wedding with all the guests looking at me was a source of shame.
“Kuhm···. Well… then… I will read now.”
Just before reading the letter, I looked up and caught a glimpse of Hazel’s expression.
The two hands holding the bouquet were somewhat brought together and looked slightly red.
There is no doubt that I have enormous expectations, and the burden is entirely mine.
“To my beloved wife Hazel…”
To relieve the burden, I read the letter quickly, concentrating all my attention on reading it.
It’s a bit unromantic, but I think it’s the content, not the attitude, that’s important anyway.
Thank you to Hazel, who loved me until the end despite all my atrocities and gave me the opportunity to change.
All you have to do is convey that.
After finishing reading the letter in an instant, I immediately looked at Hazel with trembling eyes.
Although he was smiling brightly, the tip of his nose was red.
But what surprised me the most was something else.
“Ooh, crying…?!”
These are the ‘tears’ that sparkle and flow from the corners of droopy eyes, capturing the light of the ceremony hall.
It was a shocking sight to me to see Hazel, who I thought knew how to laugh but not have tear ducts, shedding tears.
“ Even if you read it while shaking, it seems like it was enough to make anyone cry. Right?”
The ceremony hall, which had been filled with silence thanks to Hazel’s tears, was once again filled with people’s laughter after the host’s comment to brighten the mood.
“Well, if you receive something, you have to give something, right? Wipe away your tears, and now it’s the bride’s turn.”
“Sniff···. Yes…”
Hazel wiped away her tears with her gloves and received a letter from the host.
“Kuhm···. hmm·. To my beloved husband…”
Eventually, Hazel cleared her throat and began to read the letter slowly.
Unlike me, who hung my head in shame and read quickly, Hazel read the letter step by step in a soft and calm voice.
“Hazel always loves you.”
The reading of the long letter has come to an end.
“······It was truly a sincere letter from a priest that clearly revealed his thirst for happiness.”
When Hazel collects the letter, cheers and applause erupt from all around along with the host’s comment.
Hazel’s sincerity and psychological changes that I had never known or heard of, etc.
Surprisingly, there were parts that were very different from my thoughts, so despite the long length, I listened to the whole thing without getting bored.
Of course, I didn’t shed tears like Hazel did.
But why does it make my heart ache?
I wrote down my true feelings about myself with such rich expressiveness, and even pledged for the future.
Hazel’s earnest desire for infinite happiness was deeply imprinted in my heart through Hazel’s voice on the letter.
Hazel wrote in her letter not to feel guilty, but when I see her showing an obsession with happiness like this, I realize how much I have tormented Hazel and brought her to this point, which makes me feel even more guilty.
Still, Hazel was never written with the intention of making me feel guilty, so I should try not to blame myself any further.
“Phew···. I feel relieved.”
Hazel’s expression regained its calmness and a faint smile appeared.
“I hope that the bride and groom will keep this precious moment in their hearts forever and live as a happy family. Next in line is the groom’s younger sister. Please give us a big round of applauseㅡ!”
After the letter reading time, it was time for Jeong Jeong-ah’s congratulatory song.
And this bitch tore up the stage with her crazy singing ability and succeeded in bringing Hazel to tears once again.
I just stared at the scene in fascination.
I can’t understand why this bitch is always living a hikikomori life at home when she is good at so many things.
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“Now the bride and groom will march vigorously for a new start in life.”
All ceremonies are over, the wedding is nearing its end and the only thing left to do is our exit.
Hazel and I stood confidently on Virgin Road with our arms around each other before making our final exit.
After completing this procession and leaving the ceremony hall, we will now step into the world as a true couple.
The moment when all the guests’ eyes are most focused on us.
“In the midst of these steps, I will not forget the twists and turns we have gone through to achieve this result, and I will pray that we become a wonderful couple who live only for each other’s happiness. As this is the last day of the ceremony, we ask you to once again give us your warm applause and support for the two’s hopeful start.”
gulp,
Before starting the march, I looked around at the guests filling the ceremony hall.
Everyone clapped their hands above their heads, and some held up their cell phones and pointed the camera at us.
Now, among people who sincerely congratulate us on our happiness, we are now proudly marching out of the ceremony hall as a married couple.
“Bride and groom, marching—!”
Then, with the emcee’s powerful command, firecrackers explode in various places, showering us with pure white pollen.
Eventually, a magnificent march began to play, and Hazel and I walked slowly with our arms folded.
Shouts of support erupted from everywhere, heightening our excitement, and we safely passed Virgin Road and exited, feeling our hearts pounding.
With this, Hazel and I officially became husband and wife.
BONUS: Epilogue #2 Space junk play – 上
A golden weekend.
It’s a day when you can legally sleep in and pursue hobbies you’ve always wanted to do.
No, it was that kind of day. Until I had a child.
“Dad! I’m really so bored!”
I try to curl up, holding on to the blanket as if it were a lifeline, but each time I do that, my daughter’s attacks become more violent.
“Please… Just let me rest today… I’ll go out and play tomorrow…”
“I hate it! There are only two days on the weekend, so you have to make the most of it!”
Since it’s only a two-day weekend, I need to rest well.
Even on weekends, the number of days spent going out to play is much greater than the days spent just relaxing at home.
What more should I do here?
“Ask mom to play… Dad really wants to sleep today…”
“Mom lost consciousness at her desk while working on group assignments all night!”
But I can’t do that because I haven’t had enough trouble to leave my daughter to Hazel.
It may be because he went to university because he purely wants to learn a lot, but he seems to be going through all sorts of hardships because he is so focused on his studies.
Anyway, if you leave your daughter with 100% energy to Hazel, she will definitely die from overwork.
“Haa···. I understand.”
I had to reluctantly take up the blanket due to my daughter’s continued attacks.
Of course, I didn’t just raise the white flag without taking any measures.
“Oh! Dad is alive!”
“Haaam···. Let’s go to the living room.”
After getting out of bed and yawning, I trudged out to the living room with my very excited daughter.
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I came out to the living room and immediately laid my daughter down on the trampoline in the living room.
My daughter looks at me with an expectant expression at my sudden action.
“Wow! What is it?”
“This is also a game.”
I came up with a game that would satisfy my need for sleep while also fending off my daughter’s attacks.
Immediately after, I took the tablet stand next to the sofa, mounted the tablet on it, and played a video of the Milky Way on YouTube.
I also adjusted the slightly crooked angle of the stand so that my daughter could comfortably view the screen even while lying down.
“What is it? What kind of game is this?!”
“It’s called space junk play… Just lie still and keep watching this.”
I feel sorry for my daughter, but I really plan to sleep like this for two more hours and then take her out to play.
Since I’m probably playing an ASMR video, I’m sure I’ll fall asleep after watching it for about 10 minutes.
“This can’t be fun!”
“No. It’s fun to do.”
“Hmm… I understand!”
Fortunately, my innocent daughter began to focus on the video without any doubts.
If Hazel sees this, she’ll be angry and ask what she’s doing, but the probability that Hazel, who stayed up all night, will wake up within two hours is 0%.
I want to spread Hazel, who is stretched out on the desk, and lay her down on the floor with a blanket, but my strength is too weak to do that.
It is obvious that he would probably drag it as if he was carrying a wounded soldier who had been shot, but soon he would lose strength and let go of his head, letting it fall to the floor.
“Okay, stay like that.”
After blocking my daughter’s attack, I immediately went into the bedroom and closed my eyes.
I forgot to set the alarm, but… Well, it will work out somehow.
BONUS: Epilogue #2 Space junk play – 下
“Umm… .”
Hazel, who had been lying down on her desk, stands up with a sullen expression and stretches unsatisfactorily.
It was about three hours after Ha-on went to bed.
Then, I turned off the computer, which I couldn’t turn off due to fatigue, and left the room and headed to the living room.
I guess I was very thirsty, so I went straight to the kitchen and drank some cold water from the water purifier.
“Ha… . I will live.”
Hazel quenched her thirst and was about to head straight to the bedroom.
But soon he saw something strange and immediately stopped.
In “… ?!”
The strange sight of a tablet being mounted on a trampoline where my daughter would normally be jumping around.
Moreover, the image of my daughter lying there, stretched out, motionlessly staring at the screen.
Hazel couldn’t just ignore the sight of her daughter doing incomprehensible things in an incomprehensible place.
“Ariya… ? What are you doing there?”
“Space junk play!”
“What game is this?”
Hazel’s expression shows even greater embarrassment as she hears the name of a game she has never heard before from her daughter.
“It would be fun if Dad kept doing this! But I’ve been doing this for hours and it’s not fun at all… . Besides, I almost fell asleep.”
“Aha… ?”
After hearing her daughter’s innocent explanation, Hazel immediately seemed to realize something and headed to the bedroom.
-Quick… .
The door opens slowly, and Hazel enters the room and approaches Ha-on, who is sleeping soundly.
As he goes to bed, drooling all over his pillow, not knowing what will happen to him soon, Hazel’s hands, like a reaper, reach out to him.
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-Pang!
“Ugh… ?!”
Suddenly, a strong shock came from my lower abdomen, and I immediately woke up.
Even though I slept with pants on, I could still feel the smooth texture of the mattress through my buttocks, and for some reason, my stiff dick felt warm.
My pelvis is too heavy. It’s as if another person has come up.
Sure enough, when I opened my eyes, Hazel’s excited face greeted me.
“What is this all of a sudden?!”
“I guess you thought you could sleep peacefully after leaving Ari so foolishly?”
It was my mistake to judge that Hazel would not wake up first after hearing Ari say that she almost fainted on the desk.
I don’t know how many hours I’ve slept, but I had no idea that Ari was still lying on the trampoline, staring at the tablet.
Why did the child who was usually so distracted lie still and show Hazel this time without moving?
Does this mean that God has abandoned me?
“Oh, no… . I really just wanted to sleep for two more hours! Really… ! And then to play… .”
“I didn’t ask you to make an excuse. Hehehe.”
As I was trying to get out of this situation by making excuses, Hazel gave me an evil smile and then slowly started shaking her back.
My body, which had been drowsy after several hours of deep sleep, fell into a state of tension thanks to the sudden stimulation.
It’s worse than waking up to an alarm on a weekday.
“Ugh… ! Let’s talk for a moment… ! Take it out, please!”
“No. It will be fun if you do it.”
No matter how much I plead for a solution through dialogue, all I get is Hazel’s cool-headed response.
Now that I think about it, I think I said something similar to Ari earlier.
It seems that karma will inevitably come back.
-Snap, snap,
Their skins collide with each other more roughly, spreading the pounding sound throughout the room.
Now that my body has reached a certain level of excitement, I feel like I’m not feeling all that bad.
However, since I know very well that this will only end once, I cannot just enjoy the pleasure in peace.
“Ugh… ! Ha, let’s just do it once and be done with it, okay… ? Ah, I have to take Ari out to play… !”
“Space junk play? In that case, it’s not too late to wait two hours, right?”
“No, absolutely not! Haha… ! I’m going to go out and play, really… !”
“Hmm~”
The merciless shaking of her back stopped for a moment, and Hazel glared at me with a suspicious expression.
If I don’t get a reprieve here, I’m going to be so screwed up that I won’t be able to walk on my own all weekend.
Trust must be appealed as much as possible.
“I’m going to at least go to the zoo… ! Hey, he’s been drawing these days… !”
Recently, I’ve been seeing a lot of animal drawings in sketchbooks and tablets, and I’ve even seen them imitating armadillos from time to time, so taking them to the zoo is a pretty good choice.
This is a fairly sufficient basis, so Hazel will be convinced and let me go.
“Still, it looks like you’re interested in Ari? Hehe~”
“Of course… ! She’s my daughter… .”
Even though I’m still interested in Ari, there are things I know that Hazel doesn’t know.
Sometimes I sneak out early in the morning to search the refrigerator, or I surprisingly like things like black tea.
Anyway, looking at the satisfied smile, it looks like he got within the passing grade.
“I understand. I’ll take a look this time.”
“Uh, yes… Thank you…”
A forgiving hand gently strokes your head along with a lively smile.
Now, even when Hazel strokes my head, I accept the touch without showing any sign of disapproval.
In the past, I felt uncomfortable being treated like a child, but not anymore. Just enjoy it.
Of course I would get angry in front of other people, but this is home.
Of course, Hazel seems to enjoy both when I get angry and when she quietly submits to my touch.
“So, shall we stop here?”
At this point, my body was already very heated. Hazel asks the doctor with a confident smile.
You are asking this even though you know it. That I’m not going to end here.
“Oh, no, there’s no need to do that…”
-Tsk…
Hazel must have heard me, but for some reason she lifted her waist and took my cock out.
The cold air suddenly hits my cock, and only emptiness fills my mind.
Hazel looked at me and smiled slyly before finally opening her mouth.
“If you want to do more, play hard with Ari. I won’t let you down. Woohuhu.”
-side,
Afterwards, he gave me a brief kiss on the cheek, as I was clearly embarrassed, and went straight into the bathroom.
“······”
Left alone with a dead dick, I couldn’t get up right away due to the feeling of desolation, so I lay there staring blankly at the ceiling for a while.
The first way to make someone angry is to stop talking, and the second, as I just experienced, is to pull out your dick in the middle of sex.
Of course, if you get hysterical because of sex that didn’t even end, you’ll end up having sex that never ends.
Anything in moderation is good, so I should hurry and take Ari out.
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As planned, I brought Ari to the zoo.
Since we had to leave and get to Gwacheon by the time the sun rose in the sky, there wasn’t much time to see the sights.
Still, Ari seems to be quite satisfied, thanks to his hard work and moving around to the point where his legs feel numb.
In the end, choosing the zoo as the location for our outing was a pretty good choice.
You don’t have to look back on your day to see how much fun you had just by looking at the way he fell asleep with his seat completely rolled back.
For safety reasons, putting Ari in the front seat felt a bit uncomfortable at first.
But after seeing him fall from the second floor wearing a cape and getting up with a grunt on his knees, I stopped worrying about that.
Even if there is an accident where I get seriously injured, Ari will be fine. So, feel free to ride in the front seat.
As the genes are diluted over the generations, durability will gradually decrease, but the current Ahri feels almost identical to Hazel.
Still, genes are mixed, so one day, someone who resembles me will emerge.
Since my height isn’t due to genes in the first place, I don’t really worry about my height.
Because my mom, dad, and younger brother are all tall. It’s just that my growth plates closed abnormally quickly.
-Wooow~
Just as I was about to set off after using the navigation to find the house, my cell phone suddenly rang.
In case Ari woke up to the loud ringtone, I immediately disconnected from the car.
As expected, it was Hazel who called. I immediately picked up my cell phone and answered the call.
“Uh, we’re just leaving.”
Hazel did not forget to report the current situation before asking questions first.
Because it’s my job to provide convenience so that your wife can say as little as possible.
“Did you have a good time?”
“I’m completely sleepy right now. Do you think you’ll sleep all the way home?”
In fact, the time it takes to get home is 20 minutes no matter how long it takes.
“I’m glad. Then, can you wake me up for a moment and ask what I want for dinner?”
“I fed him a lot earlier, but just wait a moment…”
“Gogi···.”
From the mouth of Ari, who was clearly asleep, the word ‘meat’ came out with an accurate pronunciation that was difficult to confuse.
Oh, I guess she’s someone’s daughter, so she looks so similar, even down to her carnivorous nature and voracious appetite.
Of course, it’s not that it’s bad. This is quite a positive aspect as it is time to grow up.
And if I were to sleep this much, I think I would have been caught having sex in the living room without Ari’s knowledge.
It’s just that they’re still young and don’t know what they’re doing.
“······Meat.”
“Oh, that’s a good idea. Hehehe.”
As expected, Hazel does not hesitate to eat meat at any time.
I’m a little tempted to be vegetarian now… I’ll have to be satisfied with eating mainly vegetables at a meat restaurant.
“Then, let’s go out and eat. I’ll be ready, so please contact me when you arrive.”
“Uh. Take your time and come out.”
BONUS: Side Story #1 Albino – 1
A pure white dog collapsed from exhaustion in front of me.
The cuts and bluish bruises all over his body suggest that something not very good may have happened.
The once white fur had reached a point where most of the areas had turned red due to continued bleeding.
And I am the one who made this dog like this.
Of course, I didn’t hit him myself.
The place where this pitiful dog and I are now is a dog fighting ring.
Scenes like this are bound to be common in dog fighting arenas.
Because dogs instinctively bite each other without any brakes just to kill the other.
“Ha···. Why is this guy so venomous?”
Even as I watched the dog thrown to the floor, breathing heavily as if he would die at any moment, my emotions were dominated by only a sense of defeat and futility at losing this fight, rather than any pitiful or pitiful feelings.
Humans may not know this, but dogs, no matter how good they are, are still beasts.
Whether it’s a pet dog or a companion dog, they are all just treats for a low price.
What I don’t really understand is why beef and pigs that are shredded and seasoned before eating are so friendly to dogs.
That’s why, even when I see this dog in front of me, I don’t feel any emotions other than anger.
You might think I have antisocial personality disorder, but that’s not true.
I just think differently about dogs than others.
“Okay, what kind of dog fighting is this? Have fun with these idiots
Yeah fuck.”
It’s unusual for me to have an interest in dog fighting at such a young age, and no matter how much good food I try and train hard, there is no progress, so I’ve already given up on this hobby.
“I’ve had a hard time. I’m going to live, so now you can go out and search, or it’s up to me.”
Therefore, now this ‘albino’ is no longer of any use to me.
Of course, if you sell it for food, you will get some money, but these days, it costs more to find a store like that.
It was annoying so I just let it go.
He comes from a dog fighting background, so if he’s lucky, he can survive in the wild.
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About five years have passed since then, and I am living my life with my hobby of dog fighting completely forgotten.
Of course, life didn’t get better.
I kept taking out loans here and there, which I couldn’t afford with my income, and now I was barely able to buy ramen noodles at convenience stores.
I never imagined that I would quit smoking not because of my health but because of money.
“ya~ Fuck, big… Cell phones will be disconnected next month.”
“Shouldn’t you really come to your senses now…? Just a little more and then I’ll get some bread.”
My friend, who recognized the seriousness of the situation and saw my situation reaching the end, tried to give me some advice.
“I don’t know. Phew… If you get bread, you won’t have to go to the military.”
“Wow, really… This guy is really crazy.”
“You should enjoy this moment too, man. Once you reach the age of 50, no matter how much money you have, the only people who stick around are prostitutes.”
“Ugh, that’s it. What else should I talk to you about?”
Seeing my bold appearance, my friend sighed in resignation and took out a cigarette and took a bite.
“Give me one too.”
And I never miss this opportunity to ask my friends to share.
I was a little embarrassed at first, but I got to the point where I couldn’t even smoke one cup a day and felt withdrawal symptoms.
There is no such thing.
“Asshole really…”
Even though he was complaining, he took out another pack of cigarettes and put a magpie in my hand. As expected, he was a good friend.
Of course, I also want to give something in return for this favor.
If there’s a problem, it’s that the car that was already taken out on a loan has long since been repossessed, and there are bright red foreclosure tickets plastered all over the house.
In short, it was fucked. I’m sorry, my friend.
-Kkii Iik,
Just as I was about to take my first drag of a cigarette, a huge sedan stopped in front of the terrace where we were sitting, radiating a majestic force.
“Wow, fuck is this a phantom?”
A car with an insane price tag of over 700 million won per car, one of which there are only a few in Korea.
It is a British-made large sedan that is like a symbol of billionaires, something that low-income rich people can’t even dream of.
“It really kills stains…”
Neither my friend nor I could take our eyes off the car at this amazing sight.
-Dalkak,
Eventually, the engine turned off, the seemingly heavy door opened, and a woman got out of the driver’s seat.
“What is it, the door won’t open upside down?”
“The front seat is originally facing forward, you idiot.”
“Oh, that’s right.”
I was so obsessed with the modifier ‘a car with doors that open backwards’ that I became confused about even such trivial things.
That’s why this scene was so amazing to us.
As we chatted, the driver got out of the car and was walking toward the convenience store.
Surprisingly, the person who got out of the driver’s seat was a woman.
Although he is dressed in a black suit, the S-line body that is visible from the outside of the suit and the huge heart that seems to burst his shirt at any moment make it impossible to confuse him as a man.
In addition, she had long pure white hair that stretched beyond her shoulder line and down to her waist.
He looked like he could never be a man, but he seemed at least 10cm taller than me, who is 173cm tall.
When the woman came closest to me right before entering the convenience store, I felt intimidated for the first time in my life.
Of course, the mysterious appearance with hair covering one eye or the strangely sharp eyes may have had a significant impact, but the huge size must have accounted for a significant portion of the intimidation I felt.
“Hey, did you see it? You’re so fucking tall…”
“So… She is the tallest woman I have ever seen in my life.”
“But she was really pretty. The bridge of the nose, huh… Didn’t you spend the price of a car just for the surgery?”
Even though a quarter of her face was obscured by her hair, she had a face so striking that one could easily perceive its beauty.
Of all the women I’ve seen in real life, I think she’s the prettiest.
“It’s pretty.”
“She looks like she has a lot of money, she’s pretty, and she has a great body. The world is so fucking unfair. ”
When I saw her for the first time today, she seemed like someone who had everything without lacking anything.
No, it certainly will.
He must be like an upper-class citizen with a different status than me.
“That’s right… Ugh. It suddenly strikes me.”
“Oh, I don’t know~ I’m going to commit suicide, really… I only have debt anyway, so why not just do that?”
We continued to lament about life, looking back and forth between the parked car and the woman paying for a can of Coke at the convenience store counter.
The feeling of relative deprivation I felt when I saw a woman who looked similar to me or even younger than me was much more severe than anything I had ever felt in my life.
-Tiring,
After finishing the payment, the woman opened the door and came out, and we stared at each other for a moment as if we had made a promise.
After this woman passes by like water, our mouths will open again,
-Kiririkㅡ!
The woman suddenly turned towards us and roughly pulled back the chair at the table.
When a loud, completely unexpected sound erupted right in front of me, my eyes immediately turned towards it as if I was being drawn by something.
Sure enough, I see a woman sitting proudly on a chair and staring at me.
Since this isn’t the only table, there’s no doubt that they were mindful of us.
How could he have heard us talking about this woman again? An arrogant worry passed through my mind for a moment.
It’s true that it’s beautiful, but its sharp eyes are so fierce that it stings, and its size is so huge that it goes without saying that it feels intimidating.
In the first place, this person must be a ‘social powerhouse’ that is completely different from me, so if they are caught, it is obvious that they will be thoroughly punished.
“What’s going on…”
My friend didn’t understand either, so he spoke to the woman sitting in front of him first.
Afterwards, the woman also opened her mouth, but for some reason, her eyes were still focused on me.
“Oh, there’s nothing to worry about. I like this guy.”
When the woman opens her mouth, a deep, low-pitched voice that matches her appearance flows out softly.
Although it’s not my favorite, I still think it suits the character well, but I don’t know if that’s why, but he showed tremendous rudeness by speaking informally from the first meeting without any trace of respect.
I can’t help but feel uncomfortable when people talk to me informally the first time I meet them, but like a rapper who got hit with a Taser, I’m not a person with enough guts to start a fight with someone I can’t win over issues such as respect.
“Hey…myeon… Me?”
Seeing that she was talking while looking at me, it was obvious that the ‘guy’ this woman was referring to was me.
“Uh, you. Let’s date me.”
When asked if it was me, the woman immediately confessed to me without the slightest change in expression or hesitation.
“······Yes?”
“I understand it’s good?”
Even though there was no answer yet, the woman quickly stood up, as if she was already confident.
Then, he carefully took out his wallet from his pocket and coolly placed five 50,000 won notes on the table.
“I’ll take your friend with you. This is the cost of gas.”
“No, what on earth…”
The whole thing was so sudden and out of the blue that I looked at the woman and began to prepare to criticize her, but she didn’t react and went straight back to the car and started the car.
Then the window of the car started, rolled down, and the woman motioned to me.
“Ride quickly. I’m a busy person.”
“No… What on earth is that…”
-Baaa!
I tried to argue again with his improbably shameless attitude, but this time he just pressed the claxon for a long time and cut me off.
“What is it? From today, I am your girlfriend. Get on it quickly.”
“Yes, man, your sister-in-law is calling you~”
It was clearly her friend who had been looking at that woman with more suspicion than anyone else until 20 seconds ago.
But now, while holding five stiff 50,000 won bills in his hands, he is smiling and calling that crazy woman his sister-in-law.
This is why capitalism is scary.
“Ha···. Crazy guy.”
Following someone you don’t know is a dangerous activity for children and adults alike.
But is that idiot-like woman a woman I can shake off just because I reject her? Of course that would not be the case.
Look at what you’re doing. Is this something a normal person can do?
I briefly suspected that he was a debt collector who came to collect money, but that was definitely not the case because the very act of giving a large sum of money, such as 250,000 won, to my friend was foolish.
No matter what, for that woman, my getting into the car would have been a pre-written scenario, so I wonder if the act of refusing itself would be meaningful.
Well, I guess nothing much will happen. Even if it means cutting off your organs, they will kindly give you anesthesia and then shave it off.
I went around saying I would search everywhere, so what more could there be to be afraid of?
It’s all or nothing.
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