episode_0176

“Of course. How dare they sexually harass our Siwon… these bitches are dying, really.”

Hyeongjun’s mother’s answer is full of sincerity.

There doesn’t seem to be any lies in her words.

Even if there had been a real fight, Hyungjun’s mother would have beaten him like a dog on a dog day.

Still, I loved the fact that he had courage for me.

“Thank you. mother. I feel really reassured because I have a mother.”

As Hyungjun said that and kissed his mother’s forehead, a proud smile spread across his mother’s lips.

* * * * *

“Siwon. Goes in well. Because I already told Siwon’s mother everything. Nothing bad will happen.”

Hyeongjun’s mother said as she got out of the car.

“Yes. mother. I hope your mother goes home safely too.”

“Yes. Yes.”

Hyeongjun’s mother says that and starts the car.

Hyeongjun speaks slyly to the driver’s seat where his mother is sitting.

“Mother!”

“Huh? Why are you doing this, Siwon? Did you forget something?”

“No. That’s not it…”

“Huh? why? Otherwise, do you have anything to say? Siwon?”

“Just sometimes, I wish my mother would come to school to pick me up. That’s what I’m trying to say. Then I’ll go. Mother.”

“This one is true too. It’s bland. okay. Siwon-ah. The lady will go to school sometimes to see Siwon.”

Hyeongjun’s mother smiles cutely as she says that.

Just like that, Hyeong-jun breaks up with his mother and turns away, and my heart flutters at the same time with regret.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt sad and excited when breaking up with a girl.

Do I really like Hyungjun’s mother?

Ha, I really don’t know myself.

* * * * *

“Mom, I’m here.”

When I came home, my mother was watching TV in the living room and gave me a harsh look.

“You. He just got out of a red sports car. Whose car is that?”

omg. shit!

I think my mom saw Hyeongjun get out of his mother’s car through the apartment window.

Let’s calm down.

It is said that even if you are bitten by a tiger, you will survive as long as you come to your senses.

For a brief moment, I gathered my brain as much as I could and spoke calmly to my mother.

“Ah. That’s it. That’s Hyungjun’s mother’s car. I was coming out of Hyeongjun’s house, and my mother had an appointment at the same time, so she walked me home.”

The mother seems relieved to hear that Hyeong-jun is her mother.

“Oh my. okay? No, if you came, I wanted to say hello to you because I was grateful that you didn’t stop by the house and took care of my son’s studies. And Siwon. Don’t go to Hyeongjun’s house too often. He’s so cultured and kind that he doesn’t say anything, but would Hyeong-jun’s mother be uncomfortable if you studied at her house so often and then came back to sleep?”

Umm.

Actually, I’ve been sleeping outside too much these days.

I still felt like I needed to restrain myself a little.

“I understand. mom. I will refrain from going to Hyeongjun’s house from now on.”

“Yes. Siwon-ah. And you know the world is scary these days. There are many sexual assaulters who target young men. So, Siwon, be careful and go early, okay? Son?”

“Yes. mom. I will. More than that, mom, I have to take a shower and go to school now, so let’s talk about it later when I get home from school.”

“Yes. son. Very busy. Didn’t your son’s allowance run less than that? Will mom give me pocket money?”

pin money?

Now that I think about it, it’s been a while since I received pocket money from my mom.

With that in mind, I open my wallet.

however!

Surprisingly, my wallet is filled with 50,000 won bills.

Hyeongjun’s mother filled his wallet with cash for pocket money without my knowledge.

“Yes. no. mom. I have money. So don’t worry. I’ll tell you if I fail.”

“Really? I think it’s been a while since I gave my son pocket money. I guess I don’t have time to spend money these days because I’m busy studying and going to school. okay. son. If you need money, tell your mom anytime.”

After a short conversation with my mom, I went to the bathroom and took a shower.

Shoot!

It seems like Hyeong-jun only gets pocket money from his mother every time and has to buy at least a gift…

With that in mind, I finished my shower, packed my bag, and came out of the house.

* * * * *

I was tired because I didn’t get much sleep, but seeing the blue sky on a summer day made me feel energized again.

When I think about it, one of the best things about moving parallel to a world where men and women are reversed is.

There is no coronavirus or yellow dust phenomenon that originally existed in the world.

That’s why you can see the blue sky like this, and you don’t have to wear a mask.

Of course, the TS virus swept the world instead of the coronavirus, but how is this compared to the original world where you had to wear a mask all the time and couldn’t go outside as much as you wanted?

No, on the contrary, because of the TS virus, men have become more precious in a world, so I think it would be more accurate to call them shit.

I’ll have to look it up to find out, but considering that there is no coronavirus or yellow dust phenomenon, it seems like something that could change history happened in China because of the TS virus.

Yes, China was also the problem.

All the world’s problems come from China? I searched Naver using the keyword and arrived at school on the school bus like always. And while I was preparing for class in the classroom while receiving the dirty looks of female college students who I had become accustomed to, Katong came.

[Se-kyung: Siwon. How are you? I contacted you a lot yesterday, but you didn’t reply because you were busy… Do you happen to hate me?]

omg. Then I remembered that I was so busy all day yesterday that I could only read Se-kyung’s letter and not reply.

I had car sex with Yuri in the morning, then went to school and took class.

I tried to contact you after class, but Hyungjun’s mother stopped by the school, so the day ended in a hectic manner.

I need to send the cartong quickly now before Se-kyung misunderstands further.

[Me: Se-kyung, I’m sorry. I was so busy yesterday that I couldn’t reply. Why do I hate Se-kyung? Sekyung is my first shooter. So, Se-kyung, if you have time, shall we meet on the weekend?]

I sent a reply like that, but this time I received a message from Yuri-noona via Instagram DM.

[Hong Yu-ri: Siwon. I contacted her a lot last night, but my mom also said she couldn’t come home because she was attending a funeral, so when Siwon had time, we thought we’d watch a late-night movie together. It’s not easy to get opportunities like this because my mom doesn’t let me go out at night. it’s a shame. By the way, what happened last night? Even if I send a message, I don’t read it…]

Ugh. It’s a bit prickly on my conscience because I’m going to meet Yuri-noona and Hyeong-jun’s mother at the same time.

Still, they’re both too attractive to give up, so I can’t help it.

But Hyeong-jun’s mother said she couldn’t go home yesterday because she was going to a funeral, and went to the motel with me. Well, if you make plans with your family to have dinner at home and then suddenly say you can’t come in, it must be something so unavoidable that it would send at least one person to heaven.

Actually, this is a tactic that men used a lot on their wives in the world I lived in.

In order to prevent Yuri-noona’s obsession from getting worse, it’s time to send a reply.

[Me: I’m sorry. Sister. I had some work to do yesterday, so I didn’t see my sister’s message. I’m at school now, what are you doing?]

[Yuri Sister: Work? What’s going on? Is there anything I can help you with? If it’s about studying, I can tutor you. Speaking of which, shall we see you after class today? What time does it end? Now, Siwon, you have to study English and take care of your grades. These days, even local universities have special admissions, so if you work hard to build up your qualifications, you can get into a large company. My sister will help me.]

It’s reassuring to hear that my sister, who is smart enough to go to S University’s law school like Yuri, is helping me with my studies. Of course, I have no intention of preparing for a job in earnest yet.

It’s only been half a year since I started college, but it’s so bleak if I already have to prepare for a job. Plus, at some point, I might suddenly return to the dark world I originally lived in, and wouldn’t I regret for the rest of my life that I couldn’t play around and play to my heart’s content in a world where men and women were reversed?

So the reason I’m not learning English or preparing for a job right now is so I won’t regret it in the future! You make up your own excuse.

I plan on meeting and hanging out with as many women as I can for just one year.

Then, even if I were suddenly transported parallel to the original world, I don’t think I would regret it.

My mind is busy with various thoughts, but this time, Facebook Messenger rings.

[Lee Yu-bi: Siwon. A lot of new products have arrived at our convenience store. Stop by. I took them all out one by one to give to Siwon. In particular, the newly released mint chocolate fatigue relief and fire chicken ice cream were a hit.]

Ugh. Mint chocolate fatigue relief.

I feel dizzy just thinking about it.

And what is fire chicken ice cream?

Does it taste like capsaicin poured into ice cream?

It certainly seems strange, but it is also popular among newtubers as a unique mukbang, so it may become a hit product mainly among curious jammins.