episode_0054

-Rumble~ Rumble!

eww……..

An alarm sounds loudly in my ears.

For a moment I thought I closed my eyes, but it was already morning.

It seems like Hyungjun had sex with his mother in his dream.

But as is always the case with dreams, I don’t remember anything in the morning.

With difficulty, I stretch out my right hand and grab the phone.

Place your index finger on the phone’s fingerprint sensor.

– Kuuk.

-click.

When the cell phone opens. I turned off the alarm on my phone and stood up, rubbing my eyes.

“Ugh~!!”

Stretch out your hands and stretch.

When I open the curtains, dazzling morning sunlight pours into the room.

It is now the fourth day in a world where men and women are reversed.

I have to prepare breakfast early because I have to go to school today.

I take out my phone and check my class schedule.

A mass communication theory class is scheduled today at 10 am.

It’s boring, but you must take it because it’s a major class.

Since the school is in Gyeonggi-do, you have to leave at 8:30 in the morning to get to school by 10:00.

I checked the time now.

7 o’clock in the morning.

There is still about 1 hour and 30 minutes to spare.

-Rattle.

When I open the door and go out, I see my mom preparing breakfast.

Judging by the strong smell of grilling, mackerel is being grilled.

Spanish mackerel is one of my favorite fish.

Since there are no thin bones, it is great to eat with the bones removed.

“Mom, are you grilling mackerel today?”

“Yes. son. My son likes mackerel. I’ll quickly make breakfast with mackerel and fried eggs.”

“I understand. mom. Please make sure the fried eggs are hard-boiled.”

“Okay~ Well, just like my dad, I like fully cooked food.”

After a quick chat with my mom about breakfast, I go into the bathroom and take a shower.

-Shoot……….

Take a cold shower in the morning.

Although taking a cold shower is cold, it is good for maintaining skin elasticity.

That’s why actor Ha Ji-won said that even when filming in cold Russia, he takes cold showers.

“Each~”

Still, taking a cold shower is too cold.

While taking a shower, lift and lower your heels repeatedly.

Do a simple morning exercise by tightening and loosening your abs and buttocks up and down.

-Crash, crackle.

Squeeze the shampoo into your hands and wash your hair.

Since I have short hair, it is very easy to wash my hair with shampoo.

I wash my hair and organize what I have to do today.

First, I took my major class, mass communication theory, in the morning.

I stop by Gwasa and have lunch with my seniors and classmates.

Then, I go to the library and spend time reading some books, and then at 3 p.m., I take a liberal arts class called Understanding Western Literature, and my classes at school end.

And after afternoon classes, I take the bus again and come home.

I didn’t make any other plans today because I wanted to rest at home for a day or so.

Because on Wednesday, Hyeongjun has a meal with his mother at a Korean restaurant in Cheongdam-dong.

And on Thursday, I had a dinner date with Missy from the accessories store.

On Friday, I meet Hyungjun and have a drink.

Sekyung on Saturday.

I plan to meet Lee Yu-bi on Sunday.

In the original world, other than meeting female classmates or seniors at Gwasa, there was no need to see women.

By the way, I have dates scheduled with women 4-5 times a week.

Even when I think about it, it feels like I’ve suddenly become a nuclear powerhouse.

“Siwon~ The food is all ready. Come out quickly, eat, and then go to school. Mom, I’ll go for a walk at Seokchon Lake and come back.”

I said while drying myself with a towel in the bathroom.

“Mom. Are you taking even one with you?”

One is a Yorkshire Terrier puppy raised at our house.

“Yes. I need to take one of them for a walk too.”

“Okay. mom. Oh, and my pocket money…”

“Yes. son. I put 50,000 won on the table.”

“Thank you, Mom.”

This is a morning conversation with my mother that continues every day.

-Rattle, boom!

I hear the mother leaving the house, taking Hana with her.

I went out into the living room, drying my hair with a towel.

A well-prepared meal and 50,000 won are placed on the living room table.

I put on only my underwear, sat down at the table, and started eating.

-Mumbling….

As expected, the kimchi made by my mother is spicy and appetizing.

The seaweed soup was also perfect to relieve the alcohol I drank yesterday.

Haha… I’m full.

I finished eating and took 50,000 won in pocket money.

50,000 won per day is not a small amount of money, but these days, I meet a lot of women, so even 50,000 won seems small.

He has a lot of energy and there are many women he can meet.

I think I’ll have to look for a part-time job soon.

Of course, if you ask for more, they will give you more, but it is unreasonable to ask your mother to give you more pocket money just to meet a girl.

I went back to my room and got dressed.

Since it’s a school day, I have to pay more attention than usual.

I wore new black slacks, a white Balenciaga T-shirt, and a Tom Brown cardigan.

It has a fairly casual yet dandy feel.

I packed my MacBook and major textbooks into my bag and left the house.

Even if I walk slowly, it seems to be roughly in the same time slot as the bus that goes to school.

-Trudging…….

As I was walking to the bus stop, I felt people’s eyes.

No, to be precise, it is the gaze of women.

Even though I’m not sensitive, I can clearly feel women looking at me like this. How on earth are they looking at me?

Of course, looking at it today, it looks a bit more refreshing and casual than usual.

I got a lot of wax today, so my hair style is good.

“Hey, did you see the kid who just passed by? What a body. Look at how firm your butt is.”

Now I’m criticizing my body to the point where it’s almost audible.

“What model do you think it is? He’s tall and has a great body. The face looks cute too……”

“Hey, try at least talking to me.”

“Since this morning… it looks like I’m going to school.”

“Hey. If you don’t talk to me, I will talk to you?”

While waiting for the bus at the bus stop, I slightly turned my head and looked towards where I could hear the conversation.

The time is now 8 am.

Usually, most people go to work or school during this time, but there are always exceptions.

Two women who appeared to be in their mid-20s were looking at me with slightly red faces, as if they were still half-drunk.

One has long blond hair and blue contact lenses.

She was a pretty sexy looking older sister.

And the other one was an older sister with long straight hair and a white face.

If it were the world I originally lived in, it would make no sense for those A-list sisters to look at me and say that I am hunting them or not.

The blonde-haired sister took out a cigarette, put it in her mouth, and sucked on it.

“Phew~ Hey, if you don’t talk to me, I really will talk to you.”

“Try it. You idiot. Would a girl like that like a model be interested in you?”

“Fuck. Because you’re so negative about everything, it’s not like we couldn’t seduce a guy even at the club.”

“Hey. Let’s get it straight. Fuck. It’s not that we couldn’t seduce him, it’s just that there wasn’t a man to seduce. Crazy pussy bitches, really. On weekdays, I wash my feet at home and go to sleep. Everyone crawled out to try to eat just one man. Yesterday was truly GLAM and the male to female ratio was the worst. How can men not see that their seeds have dried up at all? Fifty women and one man? There aren’t many good kids. Everyone had their faces smashed.”

The blonde-haired sister lowered her head and sighed.

“Right? Fuck. Yesterday, the kids who got their faces chopped off were all like celebrities and were clamoring to give it a try. If you look like a model like that, girls like us won’t even pay attention to you. I guess I drank alcohol and went crazy for a while. What kind of hunting is hunting? Let’s take a hangover and go home. Fuck. Today, I can’t even go to the motel, so I’m going home after seeing the brilliant morning sun rise. Ah, I’m going to be seen by my dad. Let’s go, go……”

The innocent-looking older sister with long black hair and the sexy blonde-haired younger sister glanced at me with regret and moved away.

“Hey, are you going to the club today too?”

“I’m not going. You pussy bitch. Every day is a waste of money. Just begging for money and spending it. Fuck.”

The two are silent for a moment.

However, when the blonde-haired older sister looked at the black-haired older sister, the innocent black-haired older sister spoke as if she had been waiting.

“Hey! 10pm in Itaewon?”

The sexy blonde-haired older sister sighs and says.

“Fuck. call. Today, let’s catch a guy and go to a motel. I really want to have a hot one night stand. What are you doing, watching porn all the time? I’ve already created a spider web on my pussy…”

“What bullshit. You idiot. I’ve never even fucked a man before. You and I have been dildo virgins for 25 years.”

“Fuck. That’s what it means. Fuck you, really. If I don’t go to a motel with a guy, I’ll be sore to death.”

I couldn’t hear the next conversation because I couldn’t hear it very well, but it seemed like the club’s bamboo shoots were sisters.

The male to female ratio is 1 to 10.

Additionally, men are cautious and less interested in sex than women.

As a result, when you go to a club, the only people there are women who want to have a one-night stand with a man.

In other words, a club in a world where men and women are reversed is truly paradise for a man with a strong sexual desire like me.

Should we go to a club with Hyeongjun this Saturday?

Actually, if you do well, Hyungjun.

Isn’t it true that lesbian women who like pretty girls like Hong Yu-na might also be tempted?

While I was thinking that, the bus I was supposed to catch was coming to the bus stop.