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Side Story – Sex #6

The three main elements that make up religion are the religious leader, doctrine, and denomination.

Most religions consist of these three things.

Doctrines were literally like religious rules and scriptures.

A denomination was a community of believers who followed its rules.

In terms of Christianity, the doctrine would be the Bible itself and the denomination would be the church.

Is it easy to understand up to this point?

So where is the standard that usually divides orthodoxy and heresy?

In a world overflowing with various heresies, the easiest standard is the religious leader.

A religious leader usually refers to the founder of a religion, but in the case of Christian heretics, they always insisted on the structure of “OOO is the second coming of Jesus and God─.”.

If it’s really a hundred, it’s all like that.

Whether you see the religious leader as a god or not -.

This is the easiest way to distinguish between pseudo and orthodoxy.

“Nowadays, cults have also evolved and hide the fact that their leader is a god. At first, we start by luring acquaintances as if it were an ordinary movie watching club or an English study group.”

Anyone in the 21st century may have heard stories like “Would you like to hear something nice?” while walking around the streets.

Or, you may have seen a group of people grabbing people passing by on the street while holding a tablet PC and saying “Please take a survey.”.

It is one of the cult’s missionary methods.

However, the real pseudo-evangelism was not about recruiting people on the streets like this, but about attracting ‘acquaintances’ to their heretical church.

My close friend A said “Ido, you said you wanted to study English, right? There is an English study group I know well. Would you like to join? The study leader also creates a workbook himself. As someone who studied abroad~.”He makes a good suggestion with the same feeling?

It’s not just English study, there’s a “ movie watching club. Would you like to join? There are also aspiring film directors, so they share detailed reviews and make recommendations, pretending that it is a very good cultural gathering.

What if I go in there?

For the first month or two, we shared really helpful information, socialized and ate together in a friendly manner, and then-.

Now it is slowly stretching its magic hand.

In particular, there was a very high probability that talented ‘group members’, such as those who were film directors or those who studied abroad, would talk about the following.

━Actually, I am capable only because I studied humanities. Would you like to study humanities too? Why not start by studying the Bible, a humanities among humanities?

Bible study.

It’s a characteristic of heretics.

At this point, because ‘I’ completely trust the people in this group, because we have been close friends up until now, and because it was a group recommended by an actual friend of mine—there is an atmosphere where it is difficult to refuse even in situations where there is doubt or suspicion. This is how you study the Bible.

And as we all know, this Bible study is different from that of the Orthodox Church, but it contains doctrines that are so subtly different that the average person cannot distinguish them.

Of course, someone like me who is a professional heretic hunter and has been a heretic himself can definitely distinguish and destroy it, but it is impossible for ordinary people.

What else happens as this Bible study progresses?

━Why don’t we go to worship?

If you go to worship here, it’s over.

At this point, my personal information will already be known to the heretical church, and there is a high possibility that my every move, my relationships with acquaintances, and everything I do every day are being managed by the heretic church through my acquaintances who were my friends and their groups.

Where am I going?

Do you really know who you’re meeting?

What if I don’t go to church here?

You may receive calls from friends, and in extreme cases, you may even be imprisoned by big men from a heretical church. This is already happening here and there in the 21st century.

Only when you become a fish in a fishery that cannot escape, will your friends and group members talk about you.

The OOO religious leader we believe in is the second coming of Jesus.

I didn’t even know that I would ever think about whether I would really do something this difficult and difficult to evangelize to one person.

But are you really doing it?

In the first place, heresy is not normal, so you are committing heresy.

Really, things like this are still happening here and there.

So even ‘acquaintances’ must always be careful.

If anything goes wrong, you have to cut your losses.

Rather, I should rescue that acquaintance from a heretical group—it is best not to have the same feelings as others.

If you are trying to recruit your acquaintances into a heretical religion, it is often already at a level that cannot be reversed.

Of course, people like me, Hyde, can turn people around and even bring down false cult leaders from the pedestal of idols!

So I was angry.

“Fortresses also spread heresy while hiding their doctrines. I don’t openly claim to be a god. Because people will be suspicious.”

“What are you saying to this magical goddess Hegemony? you. I don’t like the look in your eyes.”

A woman riding a broom.

She claimed to be God.

It was a story that fit perfectly with calling oneself ‘god’, which is the biggest characteristic in distinguishing between pseudo-religions.

“This uncivilized bitch! How dare you call yourself a god! The only god in the world is the great Lord Elohim, and I am the prophet chosen by the Lord and a creation that is superior to anyone else!”

Hegemony, a woman who claimed to be a goddess, was floating in the air on a broomstick, so it was difficult to squeeze her breasts.

But there was no problem.

It is a rule of the Lord Elohim’s Biblical worldview that even imagining something obscene in one’s mind is considered an act of obscenity.

So what if you imagine touching your heart with your mind?

It was really like touching my breasts.

“Ugh, ugh… !? what… ! Wow… !”

Hegemony, a woman who called herself a goddess, was trembling and twisting, not knowing what to do.

I squeezed that chest as hard as I could.

“Aaaa!!”

The woman finally screams and falls off the cliff.

“Khaha! I enjoy making strong women squirm! How did you see it? The power of I, Hyde, the prophet chosen by God! Hahahaha!”

I was so excited that I screamed.

The heresy that claimed to be a god was eradicated.

With this, we have purified and saved the world!

Milione frowned at that sight.

“Hyde did “gaze rape” again!”

“It’s been a few years since I learned about Hyde, but I don’t even know how it works.”

It was Psyche looking down the cliff.

# # #

As we advanced further through the canyon where the fog had cleared, a fragrant and pleasant smell began to emerge.

The first to react was Lucy.

“I know this smell! This smells like peach blossoms! There must be a place around here with lots of peach blossoms in bloom! Follow me! I can guide you! This way, this way!”

Lucy had a good nose.

I thought I could lead the way, but I thought it would be more fun to follow Lucy, who was excited, so I walked in silence for a while and came across a wide orchard.

It was a garden with beautiful flowers in full bloom, butterflies fluttering beautifully, and a rainbow hanging in the distance hung beautifully on a low tree branch.

“… If there is a heaven, would it be like this? It’s really so pretty!”

Psyche was amazed.

Seeing Psyche so happy with Lucy, it really felt like there was no other heaven here. In fact, wherever you are with Psyche is heaven.

“A flower is both a pussy and a cock. This place is full of cocks and pussies. This is a lewd place, like the scene of an orgy. how is it? What is my opinion?”

Milione ran his nose with his finger and looked at me.

Are you asking for a compliment?

“Millie, this is truly a story you would tell.”

I patted Milione’s back.

Then Milione trembled as if she was in a very good mood and said “heeee… He even made a strange sound like !”.

“Look at this! It’s a peach! There are a lot of peaches! and! Is this reality? Is this real? huh? I’m not dreaming, am I? There are all kinds of peaches! This is so soft! This is hard! It was soft, but when I touched it, it became hard! Could it be the “Heavenly Peach” that was only legendary!?”

Lucy, who loves peaches, was very happy, giggling here and there.

Lucy picked a bunch of peaches and put them in her bag, but at that moment, she heard a sound like lightning.

“Yes, these guys!!! Who dares to pluck our eternal peach!!! How did uninvited mortals come in here!!!”

It was like a thunderbolt from a dry sky.

I was angry.

“How dare someone scold me? I am the greatest prophet of all, the rabbi and teacher of all people! How dare you scold me without knowing the truth! Come on, come out here!”

The only being who can scold me is the Lord Elohim.

I can’t believe there is someone who doesn’t know this common sense that even newborn babies know.

After all, it is a land of barbaric idolaters!

Pot-!

Soon someone came out.

He was a man nearly two meters tall, with a bushy beard, and his skin was red, giving him a sinister look, like some kind of devil or goblin.

“I am Dionysus, the god of fruit and alcohol! How dare you tamper with and eat the eternal peaches under my care! Aren’t you guys afraid of death even though you are mortal!!!”

My eyesight suddenly became dizzy.

Even here, there is a fool who claims to be a god.

This is hell.

I will crush you so thoroughly that you can never claim to be a god again. As I was clearing my throat, intent on slaughtering him, Milione shouted.

“Hyde This bastard has a seizure again! no! If we burn this and that, the great hwandan we want may be swept away by the fire and disappear! Then we will remain virgins forever! Stop it!”

“Hyde! No way… !”

“We have to catch Hyde!”

Clud-.

The women hugged my body so tightly that I literally suffered like a deer being crushed to death by a herd of elephants.

“Gaaa!!!”

It was a time when my eyes became dizzying in many ways.

Taking advantage of that opportunity, Psyche spoke.

“We came to find the “Great Phantom Troupe” in Deus Veldar!”

As Psyche shouted loudly, Dionysus, who revealed himself as a god, stood tall and stopped his actions.

And then he finally started laughing.

“Ah. They were hopefuls of salvation. Welcome to Deus Veldar. You said you wanted to get a grand prize, right? Please follow me this way. We always welcome seekers.”

Sze-.

The red-skinned man disappeared into the distance.

Psyche made an expression as she saw this.

“We solved it through conversation, not fighting! I, Psyche, also helped you, Hyde!”

It was indeed a great thing.

We walked along the path where the red man disappeared, and soon a village-like village of beautiful houses with white stone walls appeared.

The place was full of people wearing white clothes.

“Welcome.”

“You are a new trainee?”

“Let’s pursue eternal life together.”

Some of them gave us white clothes that looked similar to the ones they were wearing and gave us what looked like number cards written on wooden cards.

Sze-.

Mine was 20252472, and Psyche and Milione were each in the 10th range.

My numbers are unusually large.

Now I see that among all the signs everyone has hanging around their necks, mine is the largest in number. Psyche was amazed at the sight.

“Hyde! Your numbers are the biggest! It must be a big deal, right? There is clearly a yardstick for measuring human courage! Hyde your bowl is bigger than everyone here combined!”

Psyche’s story always made sense.

Soon we followed the white people into a building, which was filled with people in white clothes engaged in Zen meditation and sitting meditation.

It’s like some kind of mental ward.

When I thought about that, the person in white clothes spoke.

“We are all brothers and sisters walking the path of salvation. If you practice here, you too will receive great healing and become like gods. The wooden paddles given out are the time it takes to train. The number written is determined by the ‘God of Wisdom’ according to the vessel of each person’s soul. The more cloudy the soul is, the larger the number is.”

what?

I looked at the wooden board.

The number 20252472 was too big.

Are you saying my soul is this cloudy?

Who dares to condemn me and judge me however they want?

Milione also frowned.

“I have to train here for 15 years? It’s too long!”

“This land is a place where time passes slowly. Since the human lifespan is close to 5 centuries, 15 years is a very short time. However, there are ways to further reduce this training time.”

“What is it?”

Milione frowned.

Soon the white man spoke.

“It is to seek salvation with the gods and share the energy of eternal life. 「Gudo」 You will be able to reduce it by 1 month at a time.”

I felt like something flashed in my mind.

“Is the act of seeking sex, by any chance?”

“… Sex… Su? We call it ‘bangjungsul’. It is about sharing the harmony of yin and yang and coexisting with each other.”

When it comes to self-directed drinking, isn’t it ultimately about sex?

sex. money.

It is something that cannot be left out in pseudo-religions!

“As expected, this was a community of pseudo-heretics!”

I realized as if my mind had opened up, and I smiled with joy.

At the same time, all the white-clothed people gathered in this gym fell into orgasm, shaking and shaking their bodies violently.

“Ugh… !”

“Hiyaat… ! Uh, why? why… !?”

“I am an insensitive person who never went away even when I was seeking salvation with the gods… ! Ugh… !”

“I, inging yaing… !?”

Pot-.

At that moment, a man dressed in white took off the hood on his head and said,

“Lust’s joy spread through the air and brought the people practicing in this “Peach Orchard” to a peak! I, Hans, know! This is Rust’s secret to clean air… No, it is “Air Peak”… !”

Sze-.

Hans came up to me and fell flat on his face.

“Rust! I came first and was waiting! Please teach these idiots and other non-believers who claim to be gods about true salvation, true eternal life, and sex!”