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Side Story – Sex #5

The United Kingdom is a large continent.

However, this world was full of unexplored areas that the people of the kingdom did not know about.

The land of the gods, Deus Veldar, is also one of those areas.

Palak-.

Lucy read Queen Quasar’s old books.

Because it was made of old leather parchment, the letters were difficult to read, but Lucy, who had become familiar with old books while living in a monastery and living in Barakhan, seemed to be able to read it without any problems.

“It is said that David Uniger, who was defeated by King Agarpe in the Battle of Durgien, fled across the sea with his family. So the pursuers couldn’t track it anymore.”

The founding period of the Kingdom of Uniger.

After David, the founding king, lost a major battle, he fled all the way across the southern seas to elude his pursuers.

“At the time, people thought the Earth was flat, so they thought the end of the world would be beyond the ocean! But the world is actually not flat and this southern land appeared!”

The mysterious adventures of David Uniger and his wives continue, and after various activities in this mysterious southern land, they have great ‘power’ again.

The main point is that they succeeded in making a comeback and returned to the United Kingdom, eventually unifying the United Kingdom for the first time and being called the Founding King Uniger.

“Hyde! here! I’ve summarized some books that might be helpful in heading to “Deus Veldar”!”

Lucy seemed to have spent all last night reading books in the library.

There is no such innocent girl who yawns.

“I did a good job!”

Lucy was a person who liked to be praised.

I gave Lucy a kiss on the lips, and she was so happy that she jumped from side to side, exclaiming in surprise.

“Me! I can stay up all night reading for Hyde! Hyde is my whole world! Since meeting Hyde, every day has been fun!”

Lucy seems to enjoy life every day.

Heaven belongs to women like Lucy!

“Why are you giving me a kiss for reading that book?”

Hell belonged to women like Milione.

They are jealous, slander others, and often resort to violence.

In hell, there will be ten, one hundred, one thousand, ten thousand women just like Milione.

Going to a place like that would be the end in many ways.

“What are you looking at!”

Therefore, it was important for people to live hard every day to avoid going to hell.

Of course, living hard was not enough.

Man can be saved only through faith in the Bible and the Savior.

Additionally, it would be great to read about my masterpiece, “The Village of Back Alley Nymphs,” and “How to Survive as a Cult in a Different World,” which will be completed as a spin-off in the future.

“Hyde, Deus Veldar is said to exist in a place called “God’s Canyon,” where thick fog covers all year round, making it impossible to see an inch ahead. I think it’s probably like this─.”

Sze-.

Psyche pointed to an ancient document that crudely depicted the topography of this southern land.

Because the south was a world full of uncivilized indigenous idols, science had not developed and the surveying methods were archaic, so there was no way for there to be good maps.

anyway.

With that feeling, our group left Queen Quasar’s house and headed toward the canyon.

Queen Quasar packed a lot of food, torches, oil, etc. for us, and I think she was quite moved when she taught us, “Do not worship idols!”.

“Good-bye, children. I hope we can meet again.”

“From now on, do not worship idols and live a godly life. And when you feel like you have forgotten the path and meaning of life, read my book “The Village of the Back Alley Nymphs,” which was also recently produced as a play.”

“… … .”

That was the end of my meeting with Queen Quasar.

Parr-shuddering “Hello queen! Lucy waves her hand saying, “Goodbye!”.”

“Queen Queen Quasar was a good person, right? When I get older, I want to be that elegant and beautiful! You really feel like a grown-up woman! Cool!”

“Lucy Even if you die and come back to life, you can’t do that. You will always be a crazy bitch who smells like peaches. When I get older, I’ll become an old crazy bitch!”

Psyche gasped as she heard Milione’s growling story. You probably can’t believe why Milione would say such mean things.

Of course, Lucy was very nervous and did not give in to Milione’s harsh words at all.

“Milli! I like you too!”

Whisper-.

It was Lucy who was hugging Milione.

Of course, Milione was scared and struggled, saying “get away from me!”, but Lucy’s power, strengthened by the power of the Holy Grail, was as strong as the knights with the gold plate, so it was difficult for even Milione to get off.

anyway-.

After walking for a while with that feeling, a valley appeared just like it was drawn on the map.

It was a very humid valley with a hazy fog, but the sound of water flowing was a very romantic sight.

Psyche said.

“The fog in this valley is called the forbidden fog. It is said to be a magic fog to prevent humans from entering the land of the gods without permission.”

Magic fog.

Lucy also trembled when she thought it was such a strange story.

“I really feel the mysterious magic! Is this some kind of gigantic magic? It would really take incredible skill to use magic that would spread fog throughout this valley! You have to be stronger than a platinum wizard!”

Are you saying your magic skills surpass that of the platinum wizard Thorin?

I never thought such a person existed in the world.

# # #

Ssss-.

The fog that surrounded us became thicker the longer we walked, until we could barely see our toes.

If I got lost in a place like this, I would starve to death.

After walking like that for ten minutes, I felt like my sense of direction was gone and my concepts of time and space were dispersing like a thick fog.

All we can rely on is each other’s voices.

It was then.

“Kya! Someone pinched my side!”

Psyche screamed like a bird.

Of course I knew the culprit.

“Milli! Don’t pinch people’s sides carelessly! How many times have I told you!”

“Why are you saying this to me! It’s not me!”

Millie is losing her temper somewhere in the fog.

You can’t believe you’re pinching your side and losing your temper.

“If you lie, you will be banned from kissing for a week!”

“What? How can you do that! I really didn’t do it! I really didn’t do it! How can you ban me from kissing for a week for something I didn’t do? You can’t do that to me!”

Milione’s voice sounded extremely resentful.

It felt like a mixture of crying, but it was clearly crocodile tears.

No, Milione is stronger than a crocodile, so it would be like a dinosaur.

These are the tears of a dinosaur.

“Yes! I did it!”

Milione eventually admitted his mistake.

He admitted to the vicious act of pinching Psyche’s side under the cover of fog.

“I did it!”

“No! what! I didn’t do it! Who follows me? who is this! I told you I didn’t do it!”

huh?

what?

Several voices of Milione were heard through the fog.

“Don’t copy me!”

“Don’t copy me!”

“Don’t copy me!”

There are multiple Miliones who are difficult to deal with even with just one person?

─This is hell.

The problem wasn’t just Milione.

“Hyde! Where is it! If you can hear me, come this way!”

“Hyde! Someone is imitating my voice! Never follow! Come this way!”

“Don’t be fooled! I’m real! They are fake!”

Psyche’s voice was coming from all directions.

A situation where each side claims to be real.

Of course I knew how to identify Psyche.

“Psyche, say something dirty.”

“… How can I say something so shameful?”

“I can’t do it! I’d rather bite my tongue and die!”

“… count… Sex!”

Is it really the third one?

I went to the place where I heard the third Psyche’s voice.

And eventually, I met Psyche.

“Hyde! you! You’re safe!”

“Ugh, I’m angry! Disassemble!”

“I could have been real!”

“I could have been real too!”

Psyche’s voices coming from beyond the fog turned into lamentations and screams, humming with an eerie feeling of fear.

Sze-.

The real Psyche, who was gently leaning her body against my body, trembled and spoke as if she was extremely frightened.

“It was written that in God’s Gorge, vengeful spirits who could not escape the fog tempt others. It really looks like that! Vengeful spirits are deceiving people!”

“I’m Lucy! I like peaches!”

“I like peaches too!”

“I have a lot of voices! You guys, let’s be friends with me!”

Lucy didn’t know what was going on, but she seemed happy.

As expected, Lucy is a kind and cute girl.

anyway.

I decided to sort out the situation.

“There is no such thing as a vengeful spirit. When people die, they either go to heaven or hell. It may simply be a case of hallucination. Let me prove it.”

Hueup-.

I took a deep breath.

And just when I thought the breath I had taken in exceeded my chest and reached my fingertips and toes was full, I shouted with all my might.

“Aaaa-!”

I was confident that my lung capacity was so great that if I shouted at the sea, the surface would overflow and create huge waves.

At my shout, the fog in the canyon just disappeared like cotton candy in front of a five-year-old child.

“… The fog is clearing!”

Eventually, the fog cleared.

Milione and Lucy’s faces were revealed, and we learned that there was a cliff next to us that we couldn’t let our guard down.

“Wow. If I had gone wrong, I would have fallen straight into this abyss.”

Fighting-.

Milione clicked his tongue as he looked at the cliff from which rocks were rolling down.

There were a lot of beautiful rainbow-colored flowers blooming next to the cliff, and Lucy was very surprised to see them.

“That! 「Liberation」 Hey! It is a flower that is said to put a wizard into a state of ecstasy by smelling its scent, thereby greatly increasing his or her state! Uncle Thorin often carried dried flower petals! There are so many of them!”

It is said that one flower of Haetalhwa is so expensive that it costs as much as a mansion.

Lucy was very excited about the place where such things were blooming like weeds.

The reason we had multiple auditory hallucinations at the same time was probably due to the hallucinogenic properties of that flower.

Of course, it was good.

As the cliff road neared its end, a shadow appeared above our heads.

I thought it was a large bird flying, but I saw someone riding a broom in the air.

She had extremely long purple hair and was wearing a silk evening dress that was almost completely see-through, perhaps out of embarrassment.

Milione frowned.

“Am I hallucinating? What kind of perverted person is flying in the air? Is it possible for humans to fly? Is there such magic?”

“People? Don’t compare me to something so insignificant. I am a God. Goddess of Magic Hegemony! That’s my name. Who dared to disturb my magic fog?”

“… Goddess?”

“Yes! You puny mortals! I am Goddess Hegemon!”

… goddess?

A goddess!?

How dare this bitch with a pussy call herself a god?

There is only one God in the world, Lord Elohim!

“Agrrr, gurrr-!”

“No! Hyde throws a fit again at the name ‘goddess’! Psyche! Lucy! Stop Hyde!”

“Hyde! No! no! Are you planning to shoot pregnancy rays with your eyes again like last time!?”

“Hey! I think it’s already too late!”