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124 – Rust appears at the banquet hall!? #5

There were such beings in the world.

People who can’t see a magic performance for what it is and are so passionate about “I’ll dig into and expose all the tricks and tactics used!”.

These were people who devoted their energy to proving others wrong and thereby restoring their own self-esteem and ego.

From the looks of it, Watson seemed to be just like that.

“Rust! You are a fraud! As a real wizard among real people, I can prove faster and easier than anyone else that the ‘miracle’ you say is fake!”

Sze-.

Watson lifted the plate placed in front of him.

There was delicious-looking bread on his plate.

“If you were really the omnipotent devil, could you turn this bread into stone? Come on, turn this bread into stone! If not, you are a fake!”

indeed-.

Are you planning to catch me when it looks like I’m going to do something ‘trick’ and expose my trade secrets?

It was a very obvious display of self-display.

Her magic skills may have been a bit excellent, but as she felt like she had just turned 20, she lacked experience and was a girl with a flowery mind.

I decided to explain a simple truth proposition to foolish Watson.

“Watson. You stupid pussy. Why on earth should I do that?”

“What? Is there a better way than this to prove that your powers and miracles are real? Otherwise, you can’t do it? Even a simple magic that turns bread into stone?”

Watson opened his narrow eyes and started laughing, as if he had won. I said that to Watson.

“Bread is not made from stones. You have to eat it and turn it into poop. But Watson, you talk shit with your mouth, so there’s no need to eat bread.”

Wahaha, a small wave of laughter rippled through the dinner hall.

The people who sat at this banquet seemed like equal guests, but in fact, they were all competitors in that they came to get the queen’s attention.

They did not spare a laugh as Watson, a promising competitor, was humiliated.

“Mu, what? What’s wrong with me, who is now the eldest daughter of the Marquis Seraphine’s family and who will one day become the archmage of the royal palace and leave a mark in history? Ha, this is so ridiculous! Ha!”

Watson got really angry with his face turning bright red.

There were tears in the corners of his eyes, and steam seemed to be coming out of his forehead.

To be stupid.

Watson’s thoughts were obvious.

You’re probably trying to raise your power by crushing me, Rust, in front of everyone, right?

Although he was born as a marquis and did not make any effort other than receiving good genes, he seemed to have a sense of being a chosen one, thinking that he was different from others.

The consciousness of the chosen people.

How arrogant is this person?

Since I was more pious than anyone else and had no sense of being the chosen one, I felt truly pitiful and pitiful towards the woman in front of me.

“Good! Poor bitch! I will make this bread specially for you.”

Sze-.

I picked up a piece of bread from the table in front of me.

Watson, who was grinning at the sight, also had a slightly hopeful look on his face.

Try it – it will feel the same.

Fiddle, touch, touch -.

I kept fiddling with the baguette-like bread, for no particular reason, just because I was hungry.

Rust’s mask was all good, but I couldn’t eat anything.

Bread that you can’t eat even after looking at it.

“Okay, that’s it. This bread is for the future!”

“What?”

Watson frowned.

“What nonsense? Try making it out of stone!”

“This is why girls can’t be the head. You don’t understand what I mean at all. From now on, if I decide to call this bread a stone, it will become a stone.”

If I call a watermelon Mongmi, it becomes Mongmi!

I said that’s what I would think, but who’s going to do anything?

“… … .”

Watson said nothing now.

Did he realize that no matter what he said, it would be useless and useless in front of me?

But it’s already too late!!!

“Watson. I will call you ‘friend’ from now on! Then you become my ‘friend’! Hahahaha!”

“What? Why should I be friends with a scammer like you!”

“That’s right, if this body Rust calls you friend, then we become friends! And to me, Rust, friends mean sex! Well, let’s announce a new work here today!”

Sudden new release.

Milione was greatly surprised by those words.

“Announcing a new work… !? In this place… !?”

What is there to be surprised about now?

I scattered the papers I had in my arms all over the dinner table.

“Now take it! You insignificant trash! This is my new work “Male Friend”! Hahahahahaha!”

This new work of mine was really ambitious.

Just like Demonic Sword, it is a whopping 200 pages.

The contents were as follows.

“This is the story of Guinevere Otson, a woman who has more than 10 male friends? Guinevere Otson. Could this be a combination of Queen Ginevit and Miss Watson?”

“This woman! Even though he said he was friends with Ban Yahan, they even drank together and slept together! Even more so when you have a lover!”

“According to Rust, does this mean that men and women really cannot be friends? ?”

It was like that.

This new work is about Guinevere Otson, a woman with many friends.

She had so many male friends.

She manipulated her male friends as she pleased and treated them like emotional trash cans, and the male friends listened to all of her insinuations and persuasions with the secret hope that they might be able to get Guinevere Otson.

“This Rust says, men and women can never be friends! Because that’s how it was created! One of them is either clumsily deceiving his or her own feelings, or is being taken advantage of, or is being taken advantage of! That’s it! That’s what being friends is all about in the first place!”

Sze-.

I pointed at Watson.

“In the first place, there is no such thing as friends between bitches who have no trust or anything. Those who simply use and those who are used. Those of high status and those of low status. There are only ladies and maids. Watson. What does ‘friend’ mean to you?”

“… … .”

Watson seemed quite taken aback by my serious tone.

The guy opened his mouth to say something and then said.

“Yi, yingyingyaing.”

Cheer up!

Watson was startled by the sound that came out of his own mouth.

“… Yingying… !? Yingying… !”

She seemed very embarrassed by the strange sounds coming from her mouth and touched her lips or her neck.

However, only the meaningless and unidentified sound of “inging yaing.” kept coming out of her mouth.

Looking at that scene, Psyche said with a rather nervous look on her face.

“That’s the habitual “Yingying Yaing Yeonho Syndrome.” Those whose hearts are even slightly broken by Rust end up saying the blasphemous and obscene curse word ‘ying-ying-yaing’. They say only Rust knows what that means… .”

“… Yingying… !”

Watson continued to caress her lips and neck.

The expression on his face was very sad and he didn’t know what to do.

Clap clap clap─.

It was right then.

Loud applause was heard.

# # #

Clap clap clap─.

Someone appeared clapping.

It was a woman wearing black feathers and black fox fur over a black silk dress.

She arrived at the banquet hall escorted by the royal knight Van Johan and the knight of the sun, Paul, who wore a gold necklace.

People began to exclaim at her, saying “Hoo-huh” or “Huh-oh”, but the strangest thing was the yellow halo spinning on the back of her head making a whistling sound.

Guinevet Uniger.

The one who claims to be the rightful queen of this united kingdom.

I was also a little nervous when she appeared.

According to my prediction, there was a high probability that Guinevet Uniger possessed a mysterious power called ‘the power of the king.’

There is no harm in being vigilant.

“Rust. I enjoyed your moving speech. okay. Men and women cannot be friends─. Do you really think that way?”

Queen Ginebit asked me in a tickling voice.

I answered simply.

“Yes. Men and women can never be friends. It shouldn’t be. Men and women must be separate. We are not allowed to have anything other than sex with each other!”

I have said this over and over again, but there is a saying in the Bible that even if you hate someone in your heart, you are guilty of murder.

Also, it is considered adultery to lust after another person only in one’s heart.

Does simply liking someone make me a rapist?

It says so in the Bible!

That’s the truth!

Male friend and female friend.

Are you sure that lust will never bloom between you two?

Is there a guarantee that one of you will never have ‘hearts’?

If there are hypocrites who are so confident that “ exists!”, I dare to say this.

Even if your body was tortured by being crushed and torn apart by scary gears, would you be able to tell such a lie?

Absolutely not.

Men and women were originally created to fuck and be fucked.

Therefore, male and female friends were beings who brought about lust for each other, and according to the Bible, they were the makers of obscenity.

Of course I should condemn it, right?

However, Queen Ginevit seemed to be more of a hypocrite than expected.

“Can’t men and women also be friends? Rust. I wanted to be friends with you. And I wanted to have a closer relationship if possible.”

“I am sex. Being friends with me means having sex. Ginebit. The relationship between you and this body, Rust, is established only as slave and master. Of course, I am the owner! Hahahahaha!”

“This poor bastard dares to ask Her Majesty the Queen—!?”

Crash-.

Van Johann, the knight with the royal gold plate, puts his hand on the sword at his waist.

I was watching the queen, whether he did it or not.

I had to watch his every move, every action, every breath, every gesture.

What abilities do you have?

Also, I needed to know what criteria it was activated on.

Soon huhuhu – Ginebit, the smiling queen.

“Rust. He is a stranger than I heard. In fact, the reason I held this dinner party was only because I wanted to meet you. Actually, it’s probably better for other people.”

really? Other guests must be disappointed.

In fact, the guests began to buzz.

Even the arrogant wizard Watson “inging yaing… !?” He seemed puzzled and doubtful.

Pot-.

Queen Ginebit held out her hand to me.

“I will say this for the last time. Marry Jim and become Jim’s first husband. Then you and I will be able to rule the world!”

Such a public proposal.

What was your first husband again?

How dare you, a bitch, have multiple husbands?

Whatever my personal opinion, this was biblically incorrect!

According to the Bible, a man may have multiple wives, but his wife must never have multiple husbands unless she remarries!

You poisonous bitch!

You and I can never interact!!!

When thinking about that, Queen Guinevet Uniger spoke.

“The world is starting to move again! There is news coming from the Holy Land of Barakhan that the usurper Gregory has died and that his adopted son Cusan has succeeded him! The death of the usurper Gregory is heavenly punishment! I am proof that I am the rightful owner of the throne!”