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123 – Rust appears at the banquet hall!? # 4

“Really. I told you to wash your clothes and finish ironing them before the end of yesterday. Lucy. Can’t you even do this simple thing?”

Grace. W. Seraphine.

Commonly known as “Miss Watson.”

She, the ivory tower’s favorite, was angry.

This was because none of the clothes he was supposed to wear at the Queen’s banquet were in order.

“Sorry! Yesterday, a friend called me and lent me a book and helped me with my work!”

Lucy trembled.

Watson clicked his tongue at Lucy.

“You couldn’t do what I asked you to do because you were helping your friend? Aren’t I a friend? Lucy. I thought of you as a ‘friend’. I guess you didn’t think of me like that?”

“No! Miss Watson is my friend! I’m sorry! I’ll quickly wash the dress!”

Lucy Emma fidgeting with her dress.

Lucy Emma’s roommate, Miss Watson, frowned at the sight.

“That’s it. There’s less than 30 minutes left. When should I wash it and when should I dry it? I’ll just go! And Lucy, you go and we’ll see. Do you understand?”

“… Hmm… .”

Lucy groaned like a raccoon that had been hit with cold water.

Watson was the eldest daughter of the Marquis Seraphine’s family, who had held the position of court wizard since ancient times, and was a woman considered close to Queen Guinevet Uniger’s ‘court wizard’.

He was so different from Lucy, who was an orphan and came from a convent on a remote island, and his experience with ‘magic’ was so great that he was not someone Lucy could resist.

Sze-.

Miss Watson glanced at Lucy with narrowed eyes.

To be honest, Watson didn’t like Lucy.

‘I don’t know what kind of connection this orphan had to have to come into the Ivory Tower. Not just anyone can become a wizard. A chosen person like me is truly fit to be a wizard.’

Miss Watson had a very strong self-esteem due to her outstanding pedigree and natural talent. She had a strong sense of being the chosen people, and her performance was good enough to back it up.

Thanks to that, he was selected as the representative of the Ivory Tower at today’s ‘Queen’s Banquet’, beating out prominent professors and principals.

“I’ll be late. I want to go now. Bag!”

Sze-.

When Miss Watson shouted, Lucy lifted the bag she had prepared in advance with all her might and handed it to Watson.

After briefly checking the leather bag and its contents, Watson was about to leave the ivory tower dormitory.

“Hey… Miss Watson!”

Lucy Emma stopped Watson as he was leaving for the royal palace.

Watson stopped and looked at the girl with strange pink hair.

Lucy looked around as if she was thinking about something and then spoke softly.

“That… Take care of yourself… !”

“Ha?”

Watson couldn’t understand.

What is there to be careful about as you head to the royal palace?

‘I am the youngest wizard in the history of the kingdom to be awarded a “Golden Plate”! ‘Would you be careful as I will become the queen’s court wizard and leave my name forever in history?’

Miss Watson’s pride was greatly hurt by the fact that Lucy, who had just taken her first steps as a wizard, was ‘worried’ about her.

That someone cares.

It also meant that he looked down on himself to that extent.

“What should I be careful about?”

Watson asked.

Then Lucy trembled, looked around, and spoke softly to Watson as if she were saying something very dangerous.

“I heard in the tavern of the inn earlier that the fearsome Mr. Rust is coming to this dinner! For your information, Rust says you must always use the word ‘nim’!”

The devil’s deadly sin, Lust of lust.

Watson also remembered hearing that name here and there.

He was a man who wrote strange and vulgar books, and was the protagonist who is said to have brought about unbelievable events in distant regions such as Falcéa and Durgien.

Of course, Miss Watson just laughed.

Lucy Emma was so foolish and naive that she seemed to be afraid and believed the rumors about Rust.

Miss Watson confidently spoke, thinking that this was the difference between a wizard from a noble family like herself and an orphan from a convent.

“Do you think I would suffer anything from such a pseudo-guy? I’m a golden wizard! Pure bloodline of the Seraphine family! That funny clown… .”

Clown guy.

As Watson was thinking such things, an incredible plan came to mind.

‘I don’t know why Her Majesty Queen Ginevitt invited such a swindler. ‘Isn’t this a big opportunity for me?’

Rust.

What if Watson could give a punch to the famous monster in this kingdom? It was clear that all the glory and attention would return to him.

‘They said that all kinds of people from all over the kingdom were invited to this dinner. Of course, I am by far the best customer, but I still need to remind everyone that my status is different, right?’

It would be very certain to receive high scores and evaluations from the mysterious and beautiful Queen Guinevet Uniger.

‘Of course, no matter how I think about it, I am the main character in this world!’

Miss Watson, born into a prestigious family called the Marquis Seraphine, became the youngest wizard in the Ivory Tower with talent greater than anyone else.

Watson sensed some kind of fate when a person called “Queen” suddenly appeared and took over the royal capital, inviting him to a banquet hall, and even a villain named Rust appeared in front of him.

# # #

Five o’clock in the afternoon.

I walked slowly towards the royal palace.

“This is Rust, the seat of great sin of demons. I’m here to participate in the dinner, so make way. If you won’t get out of the way, I will force my way in and rape the palace.”

The soldiers and troops who were in charge of the various people’s positions seemed to have sensed my presence and were greatly embarrassed and trembled.

“Eh? Rust? Eh? Why?!”

“Why Rust? Why!?”

Soldiers were shedding tears, foaming at the mouth, and some were convulsing and collapsing.

The knights and soldiers who sensed this commotion and came to ask “what’s going on!” also “Eh! Rust!? He fell down with foam at the mouth, screaming like “Ahhhh!”

What kind of situation is this?

Without me needing to explain, the royal knight wearing a silver necklace muttered as he managed to grab his body and mind as he fell to the floor.

“Could it be that this is the spirit of the supreme sex written in the Demonic Sword…? Noeee… ! This is different… ! This is the “real rust shock” written in chapter 5, line 32 of “Non-Virgin”… !”

Real rust shock.

Commonly known as RLS.

It was one of the common syndromes that occurred when one actually saw a live Rust.

“I, the silver plate knight Pario, who read Rust’s writings 23 times in order to capture him, can tell… ! Real Rust Shock, it means being shocked to the point of mental collapse when you realize that Rust, who you thought was only a fictional and rumored legend, is a real person. !”

Indeed, it was so.

In this united kingdom, there were so many absurd rumors about the criminal called ‘Rust the Demon’ that many people treated him like a character in a novel, wondering, “Wow, is there really such a person?”

There were many people who only knew him as the main character of Demonic Island.

but-.

People who realized that Rust, which had existed only in their imaginations like ninjas, actually existed in the world, suffered from ‘real Rust Shock’ and were so shocked that they even suffered mental breakdown.

“Yinging yaing… !”

“Yinging yaing… !”

“Ah, no, the soldiers are starting to suffer from “Habitual Yingying Yaing Yeonho Syndrome”… ! The spirit that was broken by actually witnessing Rust is degenerating like an animal… !”

Ying Ying Ying.

That was one of the tones often spoken by people who had suffered a mental breakdown after witnessing Rust.

Only the evil Demon Lord Rust knows what ‘Ying Ying Yaing’ means.

Sze-.

Anyway, I stood at the entrance and passed the silver knight Pario crawling on the floor.

Beautiful royal palace.

From what I could see, the guests who had arrived earlier were looking around the palace, and there were quite a few of them.

Wouldn’t it be enough to be thirty?

At first glance, it seemed like they had invited all kinds of famous heretics and high-ranking nobles, famous but not aligned with the religious order, monks, artists, etc. to the dinner, including famous people similar to me.

It felt like all kinds of famous celebrities came to the wedding of Hollywood stars.

Here I felt puzzled.

They invited these idiots to the palace, but why did they not invite Hyde, the most famous and most faithful and prestigious priest in the kingdom?

It was a very foolish move.

“Look at that. Red mask! Is it Rust?”

“Eck? Rust? Eek… !? really… !? Really… !?”

I made my way to the banquet hall, making my way through the crowd of people who were starting to fall to the floor one by one.

Since the geography of the palace was familiar, there was no need for guidance from others.

Pot-!

When I opened the door to the palace banquet hall and entered, I saw many people already sitting at the long and wide table.

Perhaps they had already started eating, but the people eating looked at me all at once, and among them were some familiar faces to me.

It was Psyche and Milione.

“Oh, Rust─! You really showed up─!”

Psyche is truly astonished.

Next to him, Milione was also embarrassed.

“I never thought it would really appear… !”

The banquet hall suddenly starts buzzing with noise.

I shouted at people.

“My name is Rust!!!! He is the king of kings and the dick of dicks!!!! You mighty ones, look at the splendor of this body!!! And have sex!!!!!”

Sze-.

At that time, someone stood up.

He looked cunning like a fox, and in reality he was the Marquis Sandros.

He clapped his hands and spread his hands as if welcoming me.

“Welcome! Coming to Her Majesty’s dinner is proof that you have responded to Her Majesty’s invitation and call. In other words, can we say that this authority is acknowledged?”

This bastard.

They’re trying to use my appearance for political reasons right away.

Of course I expected this to be the case.

“Listen to foolish Sandros. The thing that is most unsuitable for a woman is the title of ‘king.’ A man is the head of a woman, and a cock erect like a rock is the owner of a woman!”

chuck-!

I spread my hands and shouted in front of the people who were starting to make a big fuss.

“The royal palace is like the womb of the kingdom… ! I am sex itself, and I am more of a dick than anyone else… ! I came to rape and rape the palace, not some girl who calls herself a queen… ! Hahahahahaha… !”

My laughter rang arrogantly throughout the large banquet hall.

Psyche frowned at me and said “low quality… I heard someone yelling !”.

It was like that.

I had to act vulgarly.

I had to play a monster and a criminal more vicious than anyone else in the world!

That way they won’t find out that I’m ‘Hyde’!

You can avoid suspicion only by doing things that Hyde, the more pious and faithful priest than anyone else, would not do and telling stories that he would not do!

In fact, Psyche didn’t seem to even realize that I was Hyde.

“You are the worst… !”

“Khahahaha! Talk more! The more hard and sharp you speak, the harder and sharper somewhere in me becomes! Hahahahaha… !”

As I said that, my eyes behind the mask were looking around the banquet hall.

I had to find out where the ‘Queen’ was.

Because her presence was large enough to be seen from afar, I was confident she would recognize me right away, but it seemed like the Queen had not yet appeared at the banquet hall.

Instead, there was a face I had seen before.

She was a girl wearing a cone hat and long golden hair underneath it, and she was wearing a dark brown wizard’s robe.

Watson.

It was definitely that name.

Lucy’s vicious roommate!

Did he sense my gaze?

Sze-.

Watson stood up and shouted at me.

“Are you that Rust? According to rumors, it performs ‘miracles’ even greater than magic, right? But when I look at it, I understand. you are a fraud I, Grace Watson Seraphine, will prove it today!”