episode_0001

“Xu Nian! You’re breaking up with me just like that? What did all these years of our relationship even mean to you?”

The bustling city of A was as noisy as ever.

The girl’s furious质问声 from the phone pierced through the clamor of the sunny day, sharp as a blade, shattering the peace.

On the bed, a petite girl in an exquisite dress lounged lazily, leisurely filing her freshly trimmed nails, her fluffy white ears twitching slightly.

Sunlight streamed through the window, casting a golden halo around her.

Her white hair reflected the light, giving her an almost divine aura, as if a celestial being had descended to earth, gracing the mortal world with an otherworldly charm.

Her indifferent gaze fell on the small, square box nearby.

Xu Nian curled her lips into a smile, her fluffy tail surprisingly dexterous as it coiled around the phone and lifted it to her hand. She brought it to her ear with a light, almost playful motion.

“You’re asking what our relationship meant? It meant you were unlucky, pfft.”

“A reason! I need a reason!”

“Su Qingya, you little minnow~ Did you really think I had any real feelings for you? Let me be honest—from the start, I was just toying with you. Now I’m bored, so let’s part ways nicely, alright?”

Silence filled the other end of the line, no immediate response.

Xu Nian let out a long sigh.

Such cruel words should be enough to sever this naive girl’s pointless attachment.

Ah, if only that foolish NPC girl would actually listen and stop clinging to her.

If she kept sticking around, it would only lead to a terrible bad ending sooner or later.

Xu Nian had her own reasons, after all.

She didn’t want that sweet, pitiable girl dragged into this mess.

The only way was to cut ties and set her free, hoping she’d find someone better and return to a normal life.

“…Are you serious?”

The voice on the other end spoke again.

“Of course.”

“Fine, fine, fine! You’re bored, is that it? After toying with my feelings and my body, you think you can just walk away? Dream on! Just you wait! Just you wait!”

The hysterical shouting was too much. Xu Nian ended the call.

What could little Su Qingya even do to her?

At most, she’d ignore her for a while.

That stubborn girl was always so adorable—her idea of “punishment” or “revenge” was never more than a light sting.

Honestly, it was even a little endearing.

Sigh.

Speaking of which, Xu Nian was about to leave this place.

She was going somewhere no one could find her.

The chances of success were still unknown.

If she could, Xu Nian wouldn’t have wanted to break up.

Su Qingya was soft, sweet, and beautiful—snuggling up to her was like holding a docile kitten.

Who’d want to let go of a girlfriend like that?

But the world was cruel.

Originally, Xu Nian had been a male college student at a drama academy. One day, when no one was in the dorm, he’d indulged in some alone time with a certain pink-hued app, then passed out immediately after.

And then—he woke up here.

He’d transmigrated into a short comic.

A “true and fake rich heiress” comic, no less.

The whole “male-to-female transmigration” thing was already a headache, but worse—he was the fake heiress, the villainess destined to be a stepping stone for the real one.

Since it was a short comic, the story began with the fake heiress being humiliated and turned into a “cream puff” by a group the real heiress had called in. The earlier parts—where the fake heiress schemed against the real one—were glossed over in just a few lines of argument.

So, aside from her own gruesome ending, Xu Nian knew nothing else.

She didn’t even know what the real heiress looked like.

Thus, if Su Qingya kept clinging to her, Xu Nian guessed she’d eventually get dragged into the plot—becoming either a minor boss for the protagonist to defeat or, worse, another “cream puff.”

That absolutely couldn’t happen!

Xu Nian alone was enough to suffer. She couldn’t let Su Qingya get caught up in this mess as some disposable side character.

Luckily, she’d transmigrated early enough to prepare.

Right now, she had no intention of opposing the protagonist. Her plan? Take the money and run, living a carefree, lazy life.

In a world with games, anime, and food delivery, how hard could it be?

But wasn’t there supposed to be some “hand of fate” in comic worlds—a will of the universe, the usual big bad in transmigration stories? Xu Nian wasn’t sure if she could escape successfully.

Still, she had to try.

No sooner had the thought crossed her mind than Xu Nian leapt off the bed, hastily slipping on her shoes to make a run for it—

Only to kick the table leg hard.

A sharp pain shot through her, nearly sending her delicate frame crashing to the floor. She gasped, cold sweat beading on her forehead, gritting her teeth to keep from transforming outright.

It hurt. It hurt so much!

[Ding~ Congratulations! Your “Blissful Love Life Growth Simulator” is now loading. Current progress: 99%. Please wait patiently.]

[Loading progress: 99.01%]

[Loading progress: 99.02%]

[Invite friends to help speed up the process. Give it a try!]

The mechanical voice echoed incessantly, making Xu Nian’s head buzz.

“What the hell is this?”

The moment she spoke, her brain seemed to vibrate violently. Another wave of pain wracked her body, drenching her clothes in sweat.

After a moment of confusion, Xu Nian finally understood.

So this wasn’t karma for being a heartless girlfriend—it was her transmigrator’s golden finger! And a simulator-type one at that!

Though the activation method was… odd.

Kicking a table leg to bind with a system?

As an avid novel reader, she knew exactly what a simulator system was—a tool to simulate the future in text form.

Thankfully, it wasn’t actually a “bargain-shopping” system (no 99.990001% loading bar). It finished quickly.

Xu Nian didn’t question it, though her throbbing leg kept her from jumping around in excitement.

This golden finger couldn’t have come at a better time.

She could simulate the future now, maybe even increase her escape plan’s success rate.

This was a critical moment. One misstep, and she’d be waving hello to her “cream puff” future.

“Alright, simulator. Show me what you’ve got.”

[Ding~ Host has initiated simulation.]

[Deducting one simulation attempt. Remaining attempts: 2.]

[Note: This system is the Blissful Love Life Growth Simulator, dedicated to helping the host achieve a sweet, romantic life. Completing daily tasks grants simulation attempts. Tasks are optional.]

[Simulation starting…]

[The weather is clear and sunny today. You consider cuddling with your girlfriend but remember you’re in a comic world where being turned into an idiot is a real risk. Deciding you don’t want that ending, you resolve to take the money and run for a carefree life.]

[You go to retrieve your hidden stash—money you secretly siphoned from your father. Fearing discovery, you never deposited it. It takes time to gather it all into a cloth bag, and you grumble about hiding it so well.]

[On your way out, your mother spots you in the courtyard. She informs you that your sister is coming home today and orders you to dress properly to avoid embarrassment. She confiscates your bag.]

[You return to your room, weeping as you devise a new plan.]

[A servant informs you that your father has brought your sister home and expects you to greet her. With no time left, you reluctantly put on your most expensive dress and follow, cursing your luck.]

[You meet the real heiress—and realize she’s your ex-girlfriend! Shocked, you brace for her to expose your relationship to your clueless parents and demand an explanation for the breakup. Instead, she acts distant, as if meeting you for the first time.]

[You notice her wolf-like gaze fixed on you.]

[Since you already know each other, you abandon your escape plan. You decide to explain everything, hoping to reconcile. A secret relationship sounds thrilling—imagine your parents’ faces if their adopted daughter became their daughter-in-law!]

[You confess everything to your ex. She smiles and accepts your apology.]

[That night, as you sleep, someone climbs into your bed. It’s your ex. When you demand an explanation, she silently hands you the dress from earlier.]

[She kisses you forcefully, and something squirms down your throat.]

[Something strange takes root inside you. She claims your body repeatedly, and you feel something growing within—you’re pregnant with her child.]

[“Now you’ll never leave me~”]

[“I love you! I really do! Why would you want to leave? You shouldn’t have such thoughts.”]

[“I can’t lose you, Nian Nian.”]

[“I can’t live without you.”]

[“So don’t even think about leaving~”]

[“Don’t you dare~”]

[Dark marks spread from your abdomen.]

[Simulation complete.]

[Unlocked Ending: A Sweet Little Family]

[You believe the purest love is bearing her child. Though the child is… unusual, it doesn’t dampen your bond. Even if it costs your life, she’ll keep you by her side forever.]

[What beautiful love.]

[Please select your reward:]

[1. A cloth bag that can’t be detected]

[2. The “strange thing” planted in advance]

[3. The fruit of your love]