episode_0059
by fnovelpia[š”ļøAll-powerful Cthulhu: Wow, I really got a Sarog]
[Letās go~]
[Please beat me up like crazy]
[Itās really ugly to get lucky and then open your mouth]
[I hope a good champion comes out from the beginning and itās a mess]
[Why do the kids on the show like to eat raw food so much? Is it because they take after the show host? They really like eating raw food.]
nYou have been temporarily dismissed!
[Hwanhee: Canāt we just force them to leave?]
[š”ļøCthulhu, the all-powerful one: I think itās time to give it a chance]
[š”ļøAll-powerful Cthulhu: If there are more kids like that, I might be forced to leave later]
At that time, I was preparing to do something like that.
-Then letās interview them first. Please prepare both of you.
I heard Fine say that the interview was about to begin.
Come to think of it, I think they said they would do interviews starting from the quarterfinals.
I waited for the call to come in through Discord, thinking I should end it as cleanly as possible.
And after a while.
Toururur-.
The call came.
[ Accept ]
Accept the call right away.
Then Fineās voice is heard.
-Hello, Tama~
āOh, yep.ā
-Oh, just like I heard, your voice is really nice.
āThank you.ā
He was still talking without shaking.
I continued the conversation, thinking that it was fortunate.
-We donāt have much time, so Iāll keep it brief. Is there anything you want to say to your opponents before the match?
Something to say to the other person.
Since weāre not strangers and weāre friends, I guess I can speak a little more strongly.
āI will make sure that this kind of competition never happens again.ā
It was a simple but definitive answer.
People who come to these competitions probably think they can win, but if they get torn apart here, they wonāt think about coming back.
[š”ļøAll-powerful Cthulhu: Wow ć·ć·ć·]
[This is a bit scary lol]
[Why are you making people unable to participate in competitions? LOL]
[Why then..]
[As expected, cruelty is common lol]
[This is really cruel]
[Mangming: tsk tsk]
[Harin: tsk tsk]
[But I really donāt like Sarok. I need to use this opportunity to clearly organize the ranking.]
[This is Kang Hu-min: Die, bitch]
nYou have been temporarily dismissed!
[The crude criticism is harsh lol]
[Itās really colorful..]
Letās say that-
-Ah, good. The spirit of a new streamer. I like this kind of thing.
Fine began interviewing Sarok naturally, using his seasoned interview skills.
And after a while.
-Can you say something?
-Donāt look at me like Iām a man.
[š”ļøAll-powerful Cthulhu: Hey hey]
[Please refrain from saying such things..]
[Is this kid saying that he came all the way here because heās a man?]
[Mangming: That guy always does that]
[Harin: I donāt think Sarog is that good.]
[Are you close with Harin Sarok?]
[I know weāre not very close]
[This is Kang Hu-min: Shut up and letās play a game]
After heightening the mood like that, after a while.
The time has come to decide the champion.
It was convenient to think that the gameās outcome was determined by which champion appeared here.
āI hope only moderately good things come out.ā
I donāt want a fraudulent champion in a one-on-one.
At least give us a usable champion.
I clicked on random champion selection with anticipation ā
āā¦This isnāt bad either.ā
A champion using a bell has appeared.
[š”ļøCthulhu is an all-powerful body: Itās not bad]
[Not another champion, but body is ć ć ć ]
[Itās a bit disappointing because itās a support champ]
[Mangming: These days, the body itself is high in weight class, so itās okay]
[Harin: If the opponent doesnāt do anything good, I think we can win]
[This is Kang Hu-min: Sarok, please get fucked up Sarok, please get fucked up Sarok, please get fucked up Sarok, please get fucked up Sarok, please get fucked up]
[Voodoo is a fucking crap review lol]
After waiting for a while, the opponentās champion was revealed.
The opponentās champion is a male character who uses a spear.
He was a champion who boasted great strength in one-on-one battles.
āThatās a bit difficult.ā
I felt a little dizzy.
Not just any ordinary champion, but a champion specialized in one-on-one combat.
But it wasnāt like there was no way to win.
If you hit it moderately, youāll win.
After thinking about that for a while.
The game has begun.
*
There were new rules added starting from the quarterfinals.
The point is that both players have to talk one-on-one through Discord.
This was possible because it was not an official competition and was held simply for fun.
āIf you surrender now, Iāll make sure you donāt see me in such an ugly state, so I think it would be better to surrender quickly.ā
-What kind of surrender is this? I think Iāll just win.
āHmm, is that right?ā
There was a reason why I opened my mouth like this.
Because Sarok made a big mistake earlier.
āYouāve been hit by two towers, so how can you say something like that⦠ā
The tower was hit twice.
After that, I never came out from behind the tower again.
It seemed like he was trying to recover his blood and decide the outcome in one go.
[š”ļøAll-powerful Cthulhu: Are the two towers people?]
[Is it true that you are good at jumma leore?]
[Actually, itās a joke that Leore is good at it..]
[Mangming: I see youāre usually a bit bad at Leore]
[Mu-gwan-ah, be quiet]
[Itās so disgusting how you rush in like a snail just because you think this is the moment ć ć ]
[This is Kang Hu-min: If you do that, you win the line battle, okay?]
[The answer is, of course, Kangpyeong ć ć ]
But we must not be hasty here.
Anyway, the urgent thing is the transcript.
If you apply pressure slowly, what will eventually come in is sarok.
āThis is a popular ant tactic from the past.ā
Actually, there is no such tactic.
I just made it up.
But what does that matter?
The important thing is that Sarok is psychologically intimidated.
Letās put pressure on it like that-
Flash-!
Sarok used his lightning-quick flash to rush forward.
But I expected it.
āItās obvious.ā
He immediately froze Sarok through his ultimate skill.
And after a while.
[ Enemy defeated! ]
[ Body -> Callister ]
āLetās go for 10 million won.ā
Sarokās corpse was cold.
Since it was an expected result, viewers probably werenāt that surprised.
[š”ļøAll-powerful Cthulhu: Wow]
[Really neat]
[Letās try to win 10 million won]
[But itās not like Tama doesnāt have money, so why is he so obsessed with 10 million won?]
[Theyāre giving me 10 million won for free, so of course I should do it. Even if I have a lot of money, f*ck ć ć ]
[Mangming: Since Dama has few viewers, he probably doesnāt make much money from advertising]
[Mangmingshak hits hard while doing that]
[This is Kang Hu-min: Heās beating an ADC with a support champion ć ć ć ć ć ć ]
[In the beginning, the support champion was also secretly strong]
By trampling on the records like that, I advanced to the semifinals.
At this point I was starting to get a little nervous.
If a bad champion were to be chosen and I were to be eliminated⦠I donāt think there would be anything sadder than that.
āI guess Iāll have to eat something and wait.ā
Since there were still matches left, it seemed better to wait while eating.
Head straight to the kitchen and mix rice, eggs, and soy sauce to make soy sauce egg rice.
āHmm, the liver rice is delicious.ā
It was a food that always guaranteed a consistent taste no matter when you ate it.
For those who find it difficult to afford to eat out, this could be like a ray of light.
I spent my time watching the game while eating soy sauce egg rice.
How much time has passed?
-Okay, then this time itās the quarterfinals. Itās a showdown between Dama and Hamas. I ask for everyoneās attention and letās hear a word from both sides.
āWho is Hamas?ā
This is the first time Iāve heard of it in my life.
Who is Hamas?
āUh, well⦠I wish you would hurry up and die quickly.ā
After saying something so simple, a moment later.
Random champion picks have begun.
As time passed, each otherās champion picks were revealed.
āIāll go to the finals first.ā
He declared victory right away.
*
[ Enemy defeated! ]
[Thrash -> Umi]
āIf Umi gets caught here, well⦠sheāll lose.ā
I was worried because the champion I chose was not very good at one-on-one matches, but it was a needless worry.
Umirani.
I donāt know about the old Umi, but Umi without Hill didnāt show much strength in one-on-one combat.
[š”ļøAll-powerful Cthulhu: Wow]
[They really won cleanly]
[How lucky is the champion? Is this fake? How lucky is the champion? Is this fake? How lucky is the champion? Is this fake? How lucky is the champion? Is this fake?]
[Ao, you damn fool, lol]
[I really want to kill that damn bird lol]
[Mangming: Congratulations on your finals]
[Harin: The finals are precious]
[If you get 10 million won, give me only 10,000 won.. There is no chicken at home]
Ignoring the viewersā nonsense, we once again confirmed our final opponent.
Since the round of 16, I had been wondering why this person was here, but I didnāt say anything because I thought he would be eliminated soon.
But you made it to the finals.
I opened my mouth, thinking that that person was really crazy about money.
āIf I lose in the finals⦠Iāll just quit broadcasting that day.ā
I couldnāt possibly lose to that guy.
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