episode_0179

“I should tell you what happened first, right?”

Her face was flushed, and while she tried to start a serious story without showing her excitement, it was ridiculous. It was a ridiculous sight, but going over every little detail would take more than a few days, so I just nodded in response.

“Let’s go upstairs first. There’s a large room there.”

“Yes, Julia-ssi.”

Erina climbed the stairs, constantly tugging at her clothes, which felt increasingly tight. The oversized ones were too loose and uncomfortable, while the ones that fit properly were so constricting around her breasts and hips that they were painful. Moreover, the style was subtly different from the Pie order’s nun’s habit, making her uncomfortable.

Furthermore, her fully erect futanari cock made the clothes even more unbearable.

“Ugh….”

“What’s wrong? Ah, your clothes seem tight.”

“Yes… Julia-ssi? I, I’ll pay you for this, but could I buy this?”

Nun’s habits are basically prohibited from being sold to civilians. This applies to all clerical robes, as impersonation is strictly forbidden. Although not a national law, it was practically one. This is because the restorative techniques performed by clergy and the sacred power that repels evil are precious, making impersonation an unforgivable act. Internally, within the religion, it was forbidden because of the risk of heresy or cults forming.

However, if they were from different denominations, there would be no reason to wear the other’s robes, making this question itself possibly sacrilegious.

“…? No, did I hear wrong? Why would you buy that? Are you an idiot?”

“I’d like to cut it a bit… Is that alright?”

“…Just take it, you idiot. One set… no, two sets, including yours, red-head. Take them. Selling it would be sacrilegious.”

“Thank you. Then, Levi-ssi, could you cut this and this part a little?”

This time, she had definitely brought her weapons. However, cutting the clothes while wearing them with a longsword was a rather awkward picture, and she didn’t have the sword because she left it to be cleaned.

“Tear it with your hands?”

“Yes. It’s okay.”

Rip, rip—. The fairly high-quality material, carefully crafted by artisans with considerable durability, was nothing before the power of a hero. It was forcibly torn, making it somewhat ragged, but it was transformed into a similar shape to what she originally wore. A nun’s habit with a subtly lewd design, revealing her cleavage and thighs. However, it now had a rather bizarre shape, hardly classifiable as clothing. Her full breasts were bursting out. Furthermore, the torn parts beside the stitching revealed her erect cock.

“……!”

Although she somehow endured with the mental fortitude of a high priestess, her body was already moving towards the cock.

“Julia-ssi. You said you’d tell me the story, right?”

“Ah? Hmm? Oh? Right. Ahem.”

“Hahaha. That ‘Ah?’ you just made is hilarious. Kkk.”

“…Shut up. Ahem. Anyway, I’ll tell you about what’s happened recently. You probably know, but maybe it’s because it’s such a backwater?”

There was a different reason. Baraham had the Red Forest, directly managed by the Fairy Queen, Titania, and in the small northern village where the Pie order’s church was located, the dragon, Prim, showed its majesty, preventing even monsters from entering its territory.

That fact wasn’t important, anyway. Julia continued her story.

“In recent months, demons, those fucking bitches, have sprung up like mushrooms. As you know, demons shouldn’t exist. However, we confirmed their existence in our holy war… Anyway, since then, we’ve been preparing like crazy to at least handle it.”

“At least…?”

“Obviously, we really prepared like crazy. But the demons’ abilities, or whatever you call them, were far beyond what was in the documents.”

“So, it’s at least enough to resist the magic?”

Julia nodded.

“It’s not to the point where fighting demons is impossible, so I’m being rushed around to various places. Here’s how things are going…”

According to her explanation, they had a kind of partnership with the knight order. Putting aside the question of profit or loss, they seemed to be forming something akin to a platoon, but they lacked manpower due to the vast territory. They weren’t stationed in one place, and even if they happened to encounter demons, they were barely able to stand their ground, let alone win. Their mere presence scattered magic around, so direct engagement meant only pointless sacrifice without a guaranteed victory.

For unknown reasons, one fortunate aspect was that the demons weren’t taking an offensive stance.

“Even so, with that kind of influence, it’s just a fucking terrible situation.”

Even standing still, the enormous and ominous magic they emanated caused nearby monsters to become ferocious. Including creatures hardly worthy of being called life forms, even the low-intelligence races classified as monsters became far more violent than usual.

“I’ve been noticing that. Even in Baraham, those nuns would glare at us whenever they saw us.”

“That’s proof of the significant civilian damage. There are a few people who have made contracts.”

Levi added a bit more to Erina’s words.

“The situation is getting increasingly fucked up.”

“Why didn’t you ask us for help?”

Erina asked in a slightly disappointed tone, but the reply was cold.

“? Don’t you know? You’re trash, so you’re not worth asking for help. The only thing good about your order is your dicks, huh?? I heard that you’ve only just reached the level where you can barely get rid of the apprentice title.”

“…My heart aches.”

Their sexual education was so pathetic that they were relying on the Fried order, making it an undeniable fact.

“And yet, now you’re willing to cooperate?”

“It’s not cooperation. Are you an idiot? It’s only natural to do what Eri, the cock-nim, wants, right?”

“You horny bitch, who are you calling an idiot.”

“Alright, everyone calm down ♡ I understand the situation. So how did you form this partnership? I think the Pie order will need a formal contract.”

Even if we just showed up on the scene and offered to help, they wouldn’t refuse. But as the leader of the Pie order, I had to view the situation from a broad perspective. I could solve everything myself, but I couldn’t cover all of the Fried order, so naturally it’s impossible.

The devout followers who highly revere the Goddess and her cocks would gladly participate, but I wanted to give a proper reward for the work completed, thus mentioning a contract.

“We somehow got talking to the princess.”

“A princess??”

Levi’s eyes widened. Erina didn’t show it much, but her eyes sparkled.

“That’s right. In any case, we’ve essentially made a contract with the princess, so it’s best to talk to her.”

“Wow, Erina! We’re going to see the princess!!”

“Are you a child? Even princesses are just people, you know? She’s quite ordinary. No, wait, she’s not ordinary.”

“Fufu. That statement heightens my anticipation even more.”

Julia was about to say something more, then added just one more thing.

“She’s a minor, so absolutely don’t touch her?”

A dejected expression, not expressed by her face, but by her stiff cock.

“To show such blatant disappointment… She’ll be of age next year. Ah shit, this isn’t the time for this kind of talk.”

“Yeah, I’ll give you as much pussy as you want ♡”

“You’ve had plenty. Do you know how much I’ve masturbated imagining that cock-nim????? Don’t piss me off. No, wait, I should contact her right away. This is urgent.”

“You can contact the princess!?”

Julia sighed, “Eh.”

“It’s not direct, but do you know about communication crystals?”

“Yes. Someone we met by chance gave me one.”

“Gave you one? They must be rich! Did they give you pussy…? No, anyway, it makes things easy. With this, it should be possible to do a roundabout communication.”

After saying to wait a moment, she went to get the crystal and returned shortly.

“Oh, you’re more impressive than you appear.”

“More impressive than I appear? I’m a bishop. The head priest of the largest order in this country.”

“I’m a hero too. Heh.”

“What’s your point, seriously.”

Her innocence was even more irritating. Because I knew she had no malice, I couldn’t scold her severely.

“Just stay here tonight. No, feel free to use this place while you’re here. I’m not in a position to grant you permission, but…”

“Thank you.”

“Oh, but I don’t think I heard why you’re here. Is it okay for you not to do your job?”

“I said something similar, didn’t I? It’s practically the same after getting past a few procedural steps. Therefore, I’ll be absent for a while.”

Erina gently stopped Julia, who was about to leave.

“Our order has some minor rules, though it’s not official.”

“Rules?”

“If you do well, you get a reward; if you don’t, you get punishment!”

“What’s that? It’s not like you’re a child…”

Erina flaunts her fully erect cock by lifting her nun’s habit. She was about to refute Levi’s playful tone, but lost her composure to her cock, trailing off.

“It’s a reward that children can’t receive ♡.”

Julia gulped.