episode_0034

“Damn. shit. Damn it!”

Esteban, who had been bombarded by numerous birds, grunted and walked away.

‘I laughed. I laughed at you…!’

I just can’t forget it.

“Maria Arjane…!”

He laughed when he saw that he had been hit by shit.

“Damn…”

My teeth are grinding.

“Ha, ha…”

He remembered Maria’s face.

‘Yes, objectively this is a laughable situation.’

Did you say that women grow up quickly? With a dense face and long outstretched fingers, a pretty face that is already beyond cute, she is worthy of being an empress. I think so, but…

I got hit with bird poop in front of her.

“Damn it!”

I feel an anger that cannot be extinguished.

“I never thought the duke would be so petty!”

Even though I washed it several times, it still seemed to smell.

Nausea rises.

The more it comes out like this, the more it becomes confusing.

‘certainly…’

I will take his daughter.

So I’m going to make your married life hell…

I paused while thinking about it.

My heart starts pounding as I recall the sight of my long, shiny black hair and wide-eyed confusion.

“Why… . No way.”

“Prince?”

He shook his head as a thought came to mind, but turned around when he heard a voice behind him.

With silver hair that looked like a scattering of cherry blossoms, sparkling pink eyes, and delicate facial features, she had a face that would become an eye-catching beauty even if she only grew up a little.

As I stared at him blankly without realizing it, he blinked his long, voluminous eyelashes and tilted his head. Then the way the hair flows is so beautiful.

‘Crazy, what was I thinking, to a 5-year-old?’

“You are Lady Marian, please excuse me.”

“Prince, doesn’t it smell like something?”

The girl tilted her head.

“My, smell?”

Esteban took a step back, visibly embarrassed. At that moment, a shadow appeared.

‘Dark clouds?’

He looked up at the sky without realizing it.

Phew. Tap, tap, tap.

It was a huge waterfall of shit.

“Wow. smell… . I’ll go!”

Esteban could not bear to open his mouth as he watched the silver hair moving away. Reaching his limit both physically and mentally, he let out a silent scream.

It only became luminous after Marian’s appearance had completely disappeared.

“Damn, damn, what is the shield? The shield!”

“Sorry, sorry, you have been released.”

“… How many incompetent magic tools are there? What kind of nonsense is this?”

The knights were also embarrassed. All magical tools in my possession were destroyed. They were all expensive magic tools, and even the magic tools with class 6 shields had had their magic removed and had become ordinary decorations.

‘How can I…’

They naturally thought of one person.

‘Aden Arjein.’

It was petty bullying, but it was scary.

It was impossible to make matters public.

The prince was hit by poop. covered in shit I used a poop pack.

Any rumor can cause more harm than good.

There isn’t even hard evidence that he did it.

‘This is the 8th Circle Archmage. It’s petty, but it’s scary.’

For a while, they thought of a peacock whenever a bird flew by.

* * *

“Ahahaha, ahahahaha.”

Cecilia, who was holding her stomach and laughing heartily, rolled around on the sofa once again while reading the two types of reports sent by Lamia and the Information Guild.

“Uuuu.

“This is my first time seeing Cecilia smile like that.”

“Ha, ha. That’s right. Because it’s my first time too.”

It’s clear what Esteban is trying to gain from the dukedom. It was a method I couldn’t do on my own, and I hadn’t even considered it, but when I thought that the girl I met at that time was the duke’s daughter, I felt a rush of regret later on.

A duke of upright character would never give his daughters away as if it were a bargain.

But… .

What if she falls in love with Esteban…

‘I thought about that too.’

this child…

“Really. Isn’t it a masterpiece?”

I want to get to know.

I feel like my crush is already welling up.

Due to Esteban’s personality, he would have gone crazy, but it’s a pity that I couldn’t see his expression in person.

He seems to think it was the duke who did it, but he can’t say anything because he has regrets, and since he wants to cover it up himself, I don’t think there will be any repercussions.

I feel fortunate and regretful.

Prince of horse shit. If the same rumor spread, the looks on their faces would have been quite a sight to see.

“Hehehe.”

The ladies who followed him also expressed their favor by blushing when Esteban smiled. I couldn’t believe anyone.

“Lamia. I need to put my plan into action as quickly as possible.”

“Yes? It’s already been 8 years?”

“Still.”

Looking at Lamia who was shocked, Cecilia smiled weakly.

“Ha. Don’t feel dizzy… ?”

“It’s okay. It’s just because I laugh too much.”

There was a needle stuck in her white wrist.

It looked like a blood transfusion, but its role was the opposite: it was a magic tool that drew blood.

“…Do you know that your face is pale now?”

“Hehe. Does it look like it’s going to die right now?”

“It’s not a joke, it’s true.”

“It’s okay, I’m eating well.”

“Ah. I can’t do it.”

Lamia pulled out the needle and cast a healing spell.

“Lamia…”

“No, no matter how little, you cannot pull it out every day.”

Cecilia looked at her dissatisfied, but Lamia was resolute.

“Ah. I want to meet you as soon as possible… .”

Cecilia lay down on the bed and hugged her pink rabbit doll.

‘Seria… .’

I wasn’t a good sister, but I’ll get my revenge.

* * *

After finishing his shower, Esteban stormed into the duke’s office.

“I had no idea the duke could be so petty.”

Even though he spoke strongly, I waited for an apology to come out of his mouth.

I have no intention of making it public. Just a word of apology from that mouth.

And, marriage.

‘Lady Maria… . Although she is still young, Lady Marianne is fine.’

Rather second.

It’s different from the first one. He would probably give in to this much.

Okay, that’s it.

Aden, sensing an unpleasant expression, raised his head.

“What are you talking about?”

‘no way. Are you planning to pretend not to know!?’

My teeth are grinding at my shameless attitude.

“What exactly happened to you?”

“That’s it!”

Esteban shouted and then stopped. I was hit with a lot of bird droppings and covered in horse droppings. Just thinking about it made me angry.

‘You want me to say that?’

Aden, who was looking at the variously changing expressions, opened his mouth.

“I heard roughly. I’m glad you weren’t hurt, I’ll crack down on rumors. If you wish, we will also compensate you for clothing.”

“Duke! Who is a beggar… .”

“Ah. sorry. Assassinated due to insufficient security. No, ‘Shit, let’s live…’ It looks like there was a ‘.”

“… … !”

I heard the apology, but I felt even worse.

“Duke, I wish to be engaged to Lady Marian.”

“I already told you, no matter how much you say, it is of no use.”

“What don’t you like about me?”

Esteban felt frustrated and glared at the duke.

‘What don’t you like?’

Compared to his daughters who mastered 7 classes, he was shabby as he was in 5th class at the age of 14.

His temperament is also cruel.

Looking at it now, it seems like a crush has developed, but the attitude of liking either Maria or Marian is very unpleasant.

Everything is a failure.

It seems that there is even a bard praising the 1st prince, but I didn’t even like the face that looked like a gisaeng brother.

But my daughters didn’t bat an eye.

‘Is it because you grew up watching me? The eyes are definitely high.’

Even though my frustration was rising, just thinking about my daughters made me smile.

With those kids like that?

If it weren’t for the prince, I wanted to clean it up right away.

“I will prepare bird meat and horse meat for dinner tonight.”

“…Something came up so I guess I have to go back.”

“I’m sorry.”

Esteban broke into a cold sweat as he walked out the door.

I thought pink eyes were pretty.

However, the duke was different.

Eyes shining with madness.

I felt like I was seeing a wild beast ready to bite my head off at any moment.

‘A true monster.’

The duke’s weak point is his daughters.

but…

I didn’t want to test what would happen if I touched that weak spot.

In the first place…

Sparkling pink eyes come to mind.

I shook my head at a thought that came to mind without me realizing it.

“Go back to the palace.”

* * *

“Heeheehee!”

As expected, I ran away because I was scared of the poop bomb.

I may not know in a few years, but I’m still a kid! I could see all the cracks in his expression.

‘I don’t know about the blank expression on your face sometimes.’

Well, I’m not a contemplative and I can’t know everything.

That said, given his personality, I don’t think he’ll give up on this.

If I were to marry Maria, I would never allow dirt to get in my eyes!

“Marian, ah.”

Maria seemed to think that my frown was because I had eaten all the cake, but she smiled and held out her fork.

“Ah.”

I calmed down again and took the cake.

Then, I see Seria looking at me with a somewhat envious expression.

“Marian, would you like to eat mine too?”

These guys too. Why does he seem more happy watching me eat than eating himself…

“Thank you!”

I grinned at the two of them holding out their forks as if competing.

it’s good.

‘Something…’

I feel like my mature spirit is being undermined.

‘what…’

I opened my mouth eagerly to make them both smile.

‘ah. Sweet…!’