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When I was a child, pigeons were close to true birds.

An animal that cannot be caught, as it flutters away as soon as you get close to it.

However, perhaps due to the effects of industrialization, these guys have gradually grown in size, and now they have become something in the form of a bird that gets stuck and doesn’t move even when you get close to it, like in Siege Mode.

Its feathers have turned black and it is dirty, looking like a hideous creature pecking at pancakes that someone left on the street overnight.

When I see this while going to work early in the morning, I am thankful that I go to work on an empty stomach.

So why are we talking about pigeons?

I say this because I feel like this woman flapping her wings in front of me is the ultimate evolution of that damn pigeon.

– I would think you were reacting violently to a sudden situation. But if you say something rude to me one more time, I will no longer forgive you…

“Fuck, did you put soy sauce directly into his head? I fell behind because of you guys, so why should I suffer?”

– I would have said I was sorry about that. In fact, you, a mortal, are given the privilege of reincarnation…”

“Reincarnation? Hey, what happened to my life that has been going on for over 30 years? What about my parents who suddenly lost their son? What should I do?”

– It may be a great tragedy for an individual, but if you think of it on a grand scale, your sacrifice brought stability to the entire dimension, and in recognition of that merit, your soul is reincarnated…

Raise your middle finger.

“Fuck you, save me again.”

– It’s impossible. This is because the balance of the dimensions is maintained through your soul in the Earth dimension.

“How are you? So confident?”

-…So to continue the story, I would like to compensate you by placing your soul in the desired dimension.

Mom, I can’t speak.

The pigeon looks at me and continues talking.

-Is there a place you want? Other people have already chosen a place to be reincarnated. I’ll give you a list so you can take your pick.

A scroll with dense writing is handed over.

Do it a lot. There really are many worlds other than where I live.

But what?

You kill someone who is living in peace for the sake of dimensional stability, and the only reward you get is reincarnation in another dimension?

Some people will think that I am being very generous.

These are the best. Since you will be in A’s position for the rest of your life, you will not know Eul’s feelings.

Then, it would be wise to clearly convey how I feel right now.

“Oh, there is a nice place. I’ll do it here.”

– I’m glad you found a place you like. Please tell us what dimension you want, and we will send it to you. There will be a brief meeting with the god of that dimension, but it is only a formality, so you don’t need to worry too much about it.

“Niamy dimension. I’ll go here.”

-……

I hear the sound of something breaking.

The surroundings shake and something rises as if in a haze.

Oh, that kid is mad. Since he is a god, I thought he would be very emotionless.

– okay. Since you don’t have the dimension you want, I’ll pick it for you. I declare this in the name of Lanael, a level 3 dimensional management deity. Kang In-ho. Your soul will pass through many dimensions. Travel through infinite dimensions until you reach the dimension you want.

A pillar of light appears beneath your feet. Oh… that’s a classic effect. Just looking at it gives me the feeling of being transported somewhere.

The halo of light becomes stronger.

– Looking at your profile, it says you want a man who is popular with the opposite sex. I will do whatever you want. I hope you live well while being loved to death by the opposite sex.

” Eat it. Eat well and live well, you bitch.”

When you feed it a fistful of potatoes, the pigeon’s face frowns.

So my vision went out for a moment.

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The place where it happened was dark and humid. An unpleasant and musty smell slowly seeped into my nose.

“What…”

A voice as rough as sandpaper.

My lips were chapped and my throat was burning. It seemed like it had been quite a while since I drank water.

“Hi.. heehee… Inho, are you awake? I thought you might be dead… so I was going to follow you…”

A body tied to a chair.

A woman holding a kitchen knife to her throat with gory eyes.

I vaguely remember what the pigeon said before coming here.

[I hope you live well while being loved to the point of death by the opposite sex.]

“Fuck. Fucked.”