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[…] … The game is trash, but it’s a very ugly night game. In fact, what kind of game quality does a night game need? If it sucks, it’s a joke. But that makes me even more angry. The dirty scenes are made really well. The female characters are also improbable perverts, but it’s also a night game. It’s okay because it sucks. But fuck, the protagonist’s intelligence is at the level of a chimpanzee. And the story, if you can’t write a story, you can just write roughly. The erotic scenes are so fucking ugly, but the process of getting there is just a piece of hazelnut. And the main character, Lee Ho-yeon. silver… … ]

“after”

After writing a game review, which has been my hobby for a long time, I stretch my sore body.

At first, game reviews were a hobby, but after doing this for a long time, it became a job.

Sometimes advertisements come in and income comes in.

The initial passion has already disappeared.

I realized that no matter how much you like something, you will hate it if it becomes a job.

However, sometimes games come out that bring back the old passion, and that was the game I reviewed today.

“I’m really getting angry.”

I thought, ‘It’s been a long time since a masterpiece game was released in our country that made everyone applaud!’, but when I played the game, I couldn’t help but vomit.

The sexy scenes suck, but I had to play the damn RPG game for over 3 hours to see just one scene.

After a while, comments agreeing with my review began to appear.

I think so too. The gameplay is so trash. It still sucks, etc.

‘Yes, even Buddha would approve of this.’

But among them, one comment stood out.

[god6974]: Damn haha, how good do you think you would have been if you were the main character? In my opinion, this is a game with a good story.

Normally, I wouldn’t have responded to such low-level aggression, but I was angry at the game company for screwing over the heroines, so I responded out of anger.

ㄴIf I were the main character, I wouldn’t have said anything, but I would have been a girl.

ㄴ[god6974]:What do you say haha do you want to make a bet?

ㄴWhat are you betting on? Why don’t you develop this bastard?

I saw that he responded right away as if he had waited for it once he had accepted it, so it seemed like he was a permissive bastard.

After blocking him so I couldn’t reply any further, I lay down on the bed, tired.

If I was going to pay attention to that bastard, I had to worry about what game I should review tomorrow that would get a lot of views.

Kakao Talk!

‘What are you doing at this hour?’

In the first place, I had no friends to send and receive KakaoTalk messages with, and all advertisements were blocked, so KakaoTalk had no way of ringing unless I was a family member.

[Decide quickly whether you will bet or not]

From [god6974]

Who was this…?

At that time, the nickname of the guy who had just drawn aggro in the review article passed through my mind.

‘You have the same nickname as that idiot from before, right?’

Since I don’t have any friends in the first place, it can’t be a prank from a friend. Although I’m a family member on KakaoTalk, my family might not know that I do things like reviewing gay games.

god6974: [If you chew one more time, be prepared]

Jinho Kim: [Who are you? If you keep playing around, I will report you.]

Of course, whether I continue or not, I will report it to the cyber investigation team.

But actually, I don’t think I’ll be punished for reporting it, and while I was thinking about what to do about it, I got a reply.

god6974: [Let’s make a bet? Can you do better than the main character?]

Jinho Kim: [You can do it yourself. I will report it to the cyber investigation team.]

To be honest, I was a little scared, but seeing him do this made me relax.

I wonder how much I was so immersed in the game that I came to a game reviewer and said shit. Tsk tsk.

I saw a glimpse of our country’s dark future. It wasn’t worth replying to anymore, so I blocked it like a knife.

In fact, the fact that people like that stick around means that you have become famous, so it may be a good thing in itself.

‘I’ll have to report it to the cyber investigation team as soon as I wake up tomorrow.’

After turning off my phone screen and putting it by my bedside, I closed my eyes and went to sleep, thinking about what game I would play tomorrow.

*

“…Hey, are you there?”

Tuk-tuk

Hey, who are you? Why are you touching me when I’m sleeping well?

“Hey, I don’t think you should sleep now…”

You said I was sleeping, but what…huh?

I had clearly fallen asleep in my own room, but some woman was waking me up.

I woke up with a flash of consciousness.

In front of me was a cute girl I had seen before, looking at me with strange eyes.

“Who is sleeping during the entrance ceremony? I guess you were so nervous that you couldn’t sleep last night?”

Entrance ceremony?

I quickly looked around. Students wearing uniforms were sitting in the huge auditorium, and the second and third floors were also filled with students.

The students nearby were glaring at me.

Looking at the front of the auditorium, the phrase [32nd Victoria Academy Entrance Ceremony] was prominently displayed.

It’s real. The words weren’t written, they were floating in the air.

“What the fuck is this…”

What kind of hidden camera is this? I woke up in my room and was kidnapped into an auditorium I had never seen before.

But in this auditorium, I felt a strong sense of déjà vu.

Memories of last night. I had a conversation with a keyboard warrior named Chewdeok. He was so proud of his game called [Sex Academy] that he even sent me a private message asking me how he knew, and he was clearly making a bet and all…

[Ah. Next, there will be a speech and oath from the freshman representative.]

“…”

I glanced down.

There was a disposable clamp name tag with the words ‘Lee Ho-yeon’ written on it on the right chest.

wow.

Victoria Academy’s entrance ceremony in [Sex Academy], the main character’s name ‘Lee Ho-yeon’, the cadet uniform often seen in the game, a brooch indicating the grade, etc…

It seems like I have become the main character of [Sexy].

‘This is outrageous.’

When I look around, I definitely see familiar faces. The heroines Rumi, Lucy, Ellis, Nam Da-eun, etc. are all characters from [Sexy].

[New student representatives, please come up to the podium.]

Whether I was dumbfounded or not, the entrance ceremony continued.

A female student who was waiting under the podium goes up to the podium.

Her strong self-esteem was visible in her blonde hair flowing behind her head, her snow-white skin, and her eyes full of confidence.

Her breasts swayed every time she climbed the stairs and her buttocks stood out, giving her a perfect body shape from the side.

“What, is this senior a foreigner?”

“I heard you’re the daughter of a major foreign guild. I heard you got in with a perfect score on the written test?”

“Wow, these pretty girls are good at studying.”

As soon as the freshman representative moved, a mumbling sound began to be heard.

The freshman representative, ‘Elise’, is the daughter of the head of a major French guild and one of the heroines of [Sexy].

On the podium, she began to read the speech that had been left there.

“Hello, new students and parents here…”

It wasn’t very important.

“Oath!”

I wanted to run out right now and find out what happened, but I didn’t know what would happen if I left now, so I continued watching the entrance ceremony.

[This concludes the 32nd Victoria Academy entrance ceremony. I would like to thank everyone who attended the event.”

After the entrance ceremony, the students dispersed with their parents and friends.

I looked around and quickly headed to the dormitory.

*

I took the dorm key linked to my smartwatch at the entrance and entered the dorm.

The size of the dormitory was large enough compared to the studio I originally lived in.

I took off my outer clothes, hung them on the chair, and sat down on the clean-looking pure white bed.

“What now?”

I tried pulling my cheek and pinching my ear, but it only hurt and I didn’t wake up from the dream.

When I look at the full-length mirror in the corner of the room, I can’t deny the face of [Sexy]’s main character, Lee Ho-yeon.

“…”

I repeated the word status window in my mind.

——————–

-[Lee Ho-yeon]

▶Strength: 34

▶Stamina: 35

▶Agility: 30

▶Durability: 34

▶Horsepower: 36

-Unique Power: Battle Sense

-Skill: None

-???:???

——————–

Wow! Status window!

The unique power called [Battle Sense] belongs to the main character, Lee Ho-yeon. Let’s stop denying it now.

I was possessed as the main character of a gay game.

“Hmm…”

But, isn’t this a benefit?

Because he is the main character, he has a handsome face. Moreover, his unique power called [Battle Sense] is the highest power in the story.

I don’t think there’s anything worse than life.

Tiriring-

I checked my smart watch when it vibrated on my left wrist.

[Pupil Lee Ho-yeon is in Class A. Please come to class A in the first grade building by 9 o’clock tomorrow.]

It was a class assignment guide. It’s the same A class as the original. Almost all of the main characters are there. Of course, as it is a night game, most of them are women.

“Let’s think about it after I wash up.”

I took off my cadet uniform, hung it up, took a quick shower in the bathroom, and then changed into Lee Ho-yeon’s regular clothes that were on the hanger on the stand.

I came out of the bathroom, drying my hair with a towel.

“uh?”

There was an envelope on the desk that I had never seen before.

‘I’m sure it wasn’t there before I washed it?’

When I held it in my hand and checked it, I found a pure white envelope with nothing written in it, tightly sealed.

“You probably didn’t see it.”

It’s obvious that it’s a guide with dormitory rules written down. I was so distracted at first, so I might not have been able to see it.

I grabbed the top of the sealed envelope and tore it.

Then, light and letters poured out from inside the envelope and began to line up before my eyes.