episode_0178
by fnovelpiaJin-ha chose flesh-colored crayons.
I briefly wondered why she had chosen flesh color among so many colors, but that question was soon overtaken by the excitement of her beloved daughter drawing her first picture.
Indeed, what will Jin-ha’s first drawing be like?
Is it just a meaningless picture, or will it show us something more surprising?
As I was quietly looking at the drawing paper, wagging my thick and lovely tail, Jin-ha slowly began to move the crayon.
“Wow!”
It’s hard to hold it with one hand, so he holds the crayon with both hands and draws something.
Then, a crooked shape that is as close to a circle as possible is carved onto the drawing paper.
[…What are you drawing? Flesh-colored… circles? Did you just want to draw circles?]
“Hmm, that’s right. If you just look at this, it really seems like a meaningless circle…”
At that age, you probably wouldn’t have drawn it with breasts in mind. Did you really just want to draw a circle?
But the color is too mysterious to be thought of normally.
Why did you choose flesh tone instead of a more stimulating color?
The question reared its head again, and as if answering it, Jin-ha crawled away, slightly moving away from the flesh-colored circle he had drawn.
Then, he started to draw circles diligently while sitting down.
…Isn’t that really drawing hearts? No, let’s not look at it from an adult’s perspective.
The other person is my lovely daughter who is only 9 months old. There is no way that a 9-month-old daughter would be possessed by a perverted demon.
And what if I draw breasts? I hope I didn’t draw them with lewd meaning.
Shake your head to clear your mind of distracting thoughts.
Yeah, just because I’m a slut, don’t think my daughter is a slut too.
I said that a pig’s eyes only see pigs, and a Buddha’s eyes only see Buddha. This must be because I’m possessed by a perverted demon. Yes, I’m sure of it.
Feeling embarrassed for no reason, I patted my daughter, who was becoming more and more messed up with the flesh-colored crayon. Jin-ha laughed heartily and crawled away again.
The location we arrived at this time was completely outside the flesh-colored circle.
But if you draw a circle, there is a place where the circles would touch each other.
Jin-ha pointed the crayon at something as if it was here and started drawing a circle.
“Was it a needless worry?”
[Is there a problem, ma’am?]
“No, I just… I think I was thinking too hard about it.”
Perhaps because he was born with nine tails, Jin-ha developed faster and was smarter than other children.
Jin-ha was quite smart, to the point that he would sometimes joke, “Is this the second time in life?” So I thought that the pictures he drew would have meaning.
however.
“I guess it’s not like it’s the second life. I guess I just wanted to draw a circle.”
All I can draw is three flesh-colored circles. I guess I’ll have to wait a little longer to find out, but to be honest, I’m not looking forward to it anymore.
“You seem to have a talent for drawing. It’s your first time drawing, and you’re drawing something high-dimensional like a circle instead of a line.”
[Hehe, you always seem so smart, young lady. I guess you have talent for drawing too.]
So while the third flesh-colored circle was being made, were you joking around with the maid?
Jin-ha, who had completed the flesh-colored circle, crawled again, panting a little as if she was a little tired.
Are you planning on drawing another circle? This is the fourth. Are you really planning on just drawing a bunch of circles and calling it a day?
My curiosity had died down, but the drawing seemed to be coming to an end, so I decided to watch the drawing with the maid until the end, and that’s when the fourth circle was completed.
“Ouch!”
Jin-ha tapped the empty white space in the middle after drawing four flesh-colored circles, as if telling people to look at this.
Are you asking for a compliment?
I signaled to the maid to clap her hands and praised Jin-ha with a smile on my face.
Clap clap clap clap – !
“Yes, our Jin-ha. You have a talent for drawing. I think you’ll be able to make a living by drawing later on, right?”
As I was stroking my daughter’s messy crayon drawing, she tilted her head and looked at me with clear eyes.
A face that seems to say, ‘It’s not over yet?’
When I looked down at the drawing paper with a puzzled look, Jin-ha slowly moved the hand holding the crayon as if he had been waiting.
Swish – swish –
As the crayon moves, a flesh-colored pillar is drawn in the empty white space.
The painting was completed in a truly mysterious location, creating an illusionary effect.
“Ha… haha…”
Ah, no way. Surely you didn’t draw ‘that scene’.
It’s probably just a drawing of a flying spaghetti alien in my imagination. There’s no other explanation for it.
As I was staring at the drawing paper with a very stiff face, Jin-ha picked up a yellow crayon from the crayon container.
When I started drawing something that looked so thick, I had no choice but to take the drawing paper away from Jin-ha.
“Hoo…”
A daughter cries when her drawing paper is taken away.
However, without being fooled, he rolls the paper over and over again, asking questions.
“Our daughter, is this her second life?”
Otherwise, I wouldn’t have started my life with a 19+ rating from the very first drawing I did.
Give me back my cute and innocent daughter…
Give it back.
—–
“Phew… Hehehehehe!!!”
“Stop laughing, you idiot. Who caused this to happen?”
“If it’s not funny, then it’s abnormal. Oh my god, a sex scene in the first picture… sigh…”
My husband, who is not even a year old yet, keeps laughing because he finds it so funny that he drew a picture of Yassin.
Perhaps because he still hasn’t been able to shake off his shallow nature, he occasionally throws in some sex jokes while laughing.
“Then, if I keep making a second child in front of Jin-ha, will I become a huge porn addict when I grow up?”
“Shut up! Do you think this situation is funny? The kid is already thinking weird thoughts?!”
I let out my pent-up anger and hit my husband on the back, but he just laughed and kept smiling.
“It’s funny even if I say it bluntly. Honestly, who would think that a one-year-old would draw a pornographic picture… Hehehe!!!”
“Haa, I wonder if she really is your daughter. How did you come up with such thoughts already… Oh my.”
I can’t help but sigh.
Even though there is a saying that like children come from the same parents, isn’t this too much?
How could a child not even one year old… phew…
As I was complaining of a headache, holding my head, the fox spirit who had been laughing in the corner slowly walked over to me and comforted me.
“Don’t worry. This is just a drawing of the most memorable scene.”
“Then isn’t that more serious? There are so many memories, why sex, huh? ”
“That’s something I don’t know. When you guys are trying to reproduce, isn’t it because there was something shocking?”
Something shocking? Was there something like that?
“Um, is that because you were barking while wearing a dog leash?”
“…?”
“Or is it because of the play where the maid, a fox, gets raped like a dog by her master? Or what else is there…?”
I’ve played so many games that I can’t quite remember.
As I was thinking about what kind of hard play Jin-ha had to do to draw such a picture, the fox god opened his mouth and touched his forehead.
“…I don’t know about anything else, but it seems true that your daughter was shocked.”
My mother is barking like a dog in my father’s arms.
The fox god hit my back hard and sighed.
“It’s all your own fault! You have no right to scold your daughter!!!”
“Ugh…”
“What the heck! You need to be a little more modest as a mother! Whenever you get a chance, you whine in your husband’s arms, so didn’t the child see that and draw it? ”
“What’s wrong with having sex! Dude, there’s nothing better than that to strengthen your relationship with your partner…”
“In my opinion, it seems like you guys should stop being so close!”
“Wouldn’t it be better to be strong? I searched online and it said that a good relationship between a couple is good for the child, right?”
The fox god stopped talking for a moment, holding the back of his neck as if he was dizzy.
As the tense atmosphere began to subside, Jin-ha burst into tears, and the fox god glared at me while trying to calm her down.
“Remember, moderation is always important. Anything in excess is bad.”
“Yeah…”
“Just words again… Enough, I’ll stop interfering here. You’ve raised me well up until now, so I’ll raise you well too.”
After handing me the sobbing Jin-ha, the fox god disappeared into a trance, and I sat there lost in thought while comforting Jin-ha.
Should I reduce the number of relationships I have like the fox god said?
If Jin-ha is going to draw our night routine as her first drawing, it definitely seems like it would be better to shorten it.
Wasn’t the goal of parenting to raise children so that they don’t become perverts like their husbands?
If you think about it that way, it would be right to reduce it…
The problem is, does that really work even if you make a firm resolution?
After making Jin-ha stop crying, she turned her gaze to her husband.
Then, my husband turned his head and met my gaze.
My lovely husband looked over my body as if licking it with a sinister expression.
“Jin-ha, are you asleep?”
“Yeah, I guess I’m tired because I worked really hard drawing today. But why is that?”
“Knowing that.”
My husband got up from his seat, slowly approached me, snatched Jin-ha away, placed her in the cradle, and then picked me up in one hug.
…Isn’t it okay to start reducing it tomorrow?
Thinking that I was disqualified as a mother, I kissed my husband on the lips.
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