episode_0172
by fnovelpia“Yes, Mom. Really? Okay, I’ll prepare it in advance.”
Stop.
Tinkle tinkle –
After I ended the call and shook the rattle again for Jin-ha, my husband yawned and asked me about the conversation.
“It’s been a long time since your mother-in-law contacted you first. What’s the matter with you?”
“Yeah… I haven’t heard from you in a while, so my dad is upset. So he’s coming to our house tomorrow?”
“Suddenly? Even if I start preparing from now, it’ll be tight tomorrow… Okay, I understand. I have to tell the demons to make sure the mansion is cleaned up.”
My husband stretched, shook off his drowsiness, and tried to leave the room in a hurry, so I tied the annoying husband up with my lovely tail and sat him back down.
Where are you running to, you have to shake it like a rattle.
No matter how boring it may be to shake the rattle, isn’t it too much to leave everything up to me?
I handed my husband a rattle with my thick, soft tail, reassuring him of his worries.
“Phew, it’s good enough now. I just want it to be cleaner than the house I lived in before I got married.”
“That’s too broad of a standard. Master, it seems like you’re sharpening your knife right now, so shouldn’t you be a little more careful?”
“Don’t worry too much. If you’re upset, just show Jin-ha. No matter how much your father flies and crawls, he won’t be able to move in front of Jin-ha.”
Despite his fierce appearance, my father really likes cute and soft things.
He pretends not to, but when you bring it to him, he cares for it more than anyone else and pays attention to it.
For example, when my older sister brought a giant teddy bear to my parents’ house, I got angry and said, “Why did you bring something like this into the house?” and dusted it off every day.
What would happen if I showed Jin-ha, who is several times cuter than other children, to my father who loves cute things that much?
As soon as I thought about it, my expression hardened for a moment.
“… Wait a minute, honey. I don’t think we should show this to our Jin-ha, Dad.”
“Why? Master, aren’t you coming to my house to see Jin-ha?”
“That’s true, but I’m totally against showing it. We can’t make our soft Jin-ha stiff.”
“What are you talking about all of a sudden?”
To my husband, who grimaced as if he didn’t understand, I told him about the horrific sight I had seen as a child.
“This happened before.”
Going back 19 years, this is a story from when my sister was seven years old.
At that time, my older sister had a fairy-like appearance, not the orc chieftain she is today, and naturally, she was popular with boys her age.
however.
‘…Our lord, if you’re that popular, you’ll get married soon.’
Unfortunately, my father was extremely ill at the time, so he could never open his eyes and watch such a sight.
‘Seongju, I love you! Let’s date!’
Eventually, when she heard the news that a boy in her class had confessed to her older sister, she collapsed, foaming at the mouth.
After lying down like that for a while, my father got up and said this.
‘There’s nothing we can do about it now that it’s come to this. We have no choice but to take extraordinary measures.’
Said.
From that day on, her father threw pink dumbbells at her older sister and taught the seven-year-old girl a daily exercise routine.
‘If you finish your daily routine, this father will give you 2,000 won more in allowance. What do you think? Your weekly allowance will be 16,000 won. Are you going to refuse it?’
‘Wow! 32 Pikachu Donkatsu!!!’
My sister, who had a huge appetite, naturally fell for the devil’s temptation, and in the end…
‘…dad.’
‘Did you call?’
‘My PE teacher… suggested that I become a weightlifter. He said I wasn’t a talent who would rot here, and even wrote me a letter of recommendation.’
‘Then isn’t that great? All the hard work you’ve put in so far has paid off!’
‘No, fuck, I told you my dream isn’t to be a Taereung person!!!’
He ended up becoming an Orc warrior with the bulky muscles he has now.
So, what does this story mean?
“Our Jin-ha becomes a strong woman who would appear in a femdom movie! She becomes the kind of person that only perverts with distorted sexual desires like!”
“… When I hear it like that, it’s a bit serious. Even in my opinion, femdom isn’t real.”
My husband shook his head vigorously as if he felt dizzy just thinking about it, and I started to brainstorm with him to come up with a solution.
Then suddenly, a fact I had forgotten came to mind.
“Honey? But there is something.”
“Yeah.”
“Our Jin-ha, you’re still scared of your own face, so will you be able to handle your grandfather’s face?”
“Um…”
Seeing my husband looking troubled, I also compare him to my father.
Compared to the height of 185cm, which can be considered moderately ‘tall’, the height of 205cm is nothing short of giant.
I don’t know if she was as skinny as an anchovy, but unfortunately, her muscle mass seems to be 2 to 2.5 times that of her husband.
Accordingly, the weight will also be approximately 110 or 120 kg.
If you meet at night, it’s a truly terrifying visual that will make you shiver on the spot.
I sighed deeply and apologized to Jin-ha, who was fast asleep.
Just sleep well tomorrow, Jinha.
I think that would be good for your mental health.
—–
“…uh.”
“You, it’s been a while since you laughed? Do you really like going to the kids’ house?”
“I didn’t laugh. Who said I laughed? ”
He lowered the corners of his lips that had been slightly raised in embarrassment and retorted in a blunt voice.
However, the feeling called ‘happiness’ is not something that can be easily hidden.
Moreover, the other person was my lovely wife who I had been with for over 20 years, and she figured out my feelings so easily.
“This is the first time you’ve dressed up like that since your wedding, how can I believe that?”
“Ahem…”
“And you, I’m telling you in advance, don’t interfere too much with the children’s upbringing. Jin-ha is not our daughter, she’s just our granddaughter. It’s good to cherish her, but that doesn’t mean…”
“I know, how many times have you said that? Am I that bad?”
“You can’t believe it! Where are you talking so loudly when you’re blocking the road to Seongju? Huh?”
My wife screamed and pounded my back, and I began to calmly argue back, enduring the aching pain in my back.
“What kind of nonsense is that, that I blocked the wedding route of Seongju?”
“Nonsense? Are you saying that after seeing the lord right now?”
What does the lord look like? Doesn’t he look strong and perfect?
I looked down at my wife with pitiful eyes and tried to persuade her.
“The beautiful inside is more important than the worthless shell. If there is someone who can see the beautiful inside of the lord, I don’t mind marrying them off right away.”
“The shell has to be bad enough to see the inside! Besides, to be honest, the inside isn’t that pretty either! To be honest, how can that be a beautiful inside?”
“…”
I keep my mouth shut because talking more will only prolong the fight.
If we fight more here, we’ll just get squeezed to death at night.
I took a step back, thinking about the near future, and consoled my lovely wife.
“Still, I will get married someday like your Majesty. Nothing is impossible in this world. Look, the daughter I thought would never go has already gone first, right?”
“Wow, that’s right. I really hope you meet someone you love as much as His Majesty and get married. Really.”
My wife took a deep breath and left the house first, and I followed her to the mansion where my damn son-in-law and my lovely daughter lived.
“Big and beautiful. That guy Hyukjin, I guess I should see him again?”
“You’ve been good at one thing since you were young, right? Your Majesty, you’ve found a good husband, right?”
“I still don’t like it. I’d rather have someone as sinister as that…”
“Shut up, it’s been almost a year since the kids got married, why are you complaining so much? If you’re going to keep complaining, just go home!”
As I shut my mouth at my wife’s nagging, the door to the mansion opened and a woman with a pale complexion welcomed us. Following the instructions, my wife and I slowly entered the mansion.
Thud –
As soon as the mansion door closes, an ominous atmosphere begins to be felt.
With an eerie feeling as if I had entered an abandoned house, I slowly began to awaken my sleeping muscles.
My daughter and granddaughter live in such a scary place…
My son-in-law, you said you would never let His Majesty know the word ‘hardship’, but it was all a blatant lie.
How do I train this guy? Is one arm enough?
As she ponders her punishment, a pale woman stops in front of an old-fashioned door.
And then he points to the door with his finger as if to say, “Come in here,” and then he walks away.
“Hoo…”
If you open this door, you will meet my lovely daughter and cute granddaughter.
I took a deep breath and knocked carefully on the door.
Knock knock –
[yes – !]
The corners of my lips raised quietly at the lovely voice flowing out from within.
Bam!
The door opens and our daughter greets us with a bright smile.
“I’m sorry, I couldn’t go out to the front of the mansion to change Jin-ha’s diaper.”
“It’s okay. We’ve raised children before, so we understand. How have you been?”
“Oh, I was a little busy, but I think I’m doing well. What about your father?”
“Don’t worry, I’m still healthy. But please call me, I’ve been a little disappointed since I haven’t heard from you in months.”
“Ugh, I’m sorry. I just didn’t have time to worry about anything else… I’ll call you more often from now on.”
It acts cute by wagging its tail as if asking for forgiveness.
side.
He even kisses her on the cheek, melting away her disappointment.
Seriously, you’ve become a nine-tailed fox, and even your actions have become like those of a fox.
Even as I thought about it, I didn’t feel too bad, so I smiled and patted my daughter’s head.
“Okay, just do well from now on. But where is Jin-ha? I want to see my cute granddaughter.”
Her eyes sparkling with anticipation, my daughter took the small, soft baby out of the cradle and showed it to me.
Small ears that perk up and show interest at the sound of an unfamiliar sound.
A tiny tail with only fluffy hair, different from the daughter’s lovely tail.
Soft cheeks, and a plump belly.
As I stared blankly at the sight that contained all the cuteness in the world, my granddaughter slowly opened her eyes as if she was aware of my gaze.
“Ugh, aaa …
The fox cub let out a cry that was almost a scream, along with the sound of its neck being ripped off.
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