episode_0164

There were a lot more wedding halls and more variety than I had expected.

From the hall itself, which is the epitome of luxury and adorned with all sorts of jewels, to the wedding hall with an antique oriental feel.

Following Goblin’s guidance, we visited numerous wedding halls, but chose the most basic and simple one.

If there were a lot of people to invite, then it might be different, but in the first place, the only people attending were my parents, in-laws, and my older sister, so I didn’t feel the need to make it extravagant.

After choosing such a modest wedding hall and making a reservation to have the wedding there in two weeks, it was already late evening when we left the building.

As I watched the hazy sunset disappear behind the tall buildings, I stretched my body, which was soaked with fatigue and lethargy.

“I can’t believe it.”

“What?”

“The two of us are getting married. I never imagined it would really turn out like this.”

A bitter smile naturally forms on my face.

How did I end up here?

When he first transformed into this form, wasn’t Hyukjin disgusted?

The sight of him proudly declaring that he would eat it.

There was also a vicious sight of him constantly teasing his soft and fluffy tail and drooling.

That shallow appearance that cried out that everything was a mess.

Seriously, I wonder how I came to love such a pervert.

…is it true that the mind follows the body?

After all, there is a famous saying that a healthy mind resides in a healthy body, so it is not wrong to say that a female mind resides in a female body.

As I continued to think useless thoughts, I suddenly became curious and asked him a question.

“I have a question.”

“What is it?”

“How did you end up liking me? When you read novels or manga, there are times when you feel repulsion at the fact that a stunningly beautiful woman is your testicle friend.”

“Um…”

Hyukjin stops walking for a moment, lost in thought.

I waited for an answer, thinking that he might give me something grandiose, but Hyukjin gave me a very guy-like answer.

“From the moment your body becomes female, you’re still a female. What are you talking about?”

“What?”

“You can’t get an erection because you’re mentally a man? That’s ridiculous. Saying ‘I can’t get an erection because I’m mentally a man’ in front of your ideal type is just ignoring it or having erectile dysfunction.”

“…”

As I stared blankly at the guy for an answer beyond my imagination, Hyukjin continued speaking confidently.

“Of course, you can endure it to some extent with image training. ‘The woman in front of me is my testicle friend, I absolutely must not eat her.’ If you brainwash her endlessly, it will be effective, but what if the other person tries to seduce you?”

The guy shook his head and spoke in a firm voice.

“You and I are like that. If your ideal type, a woman who knows everything about your tastes, really seduces you, would you be able to resist?”

“…No.”

“Yeah, that’s exactly it. I was already attracted to you, but I couldn’t stand it when you tempted me. Do you know how hard it was for you to seduce me without realizing it?”

A guy who sighs and pounds his chest.

I tilted my head at his stuffy attitude and asked a question.

“But your taste is furry, not this Kemono Mimi. Every time I showed you a fox beast, you’d scream “This isn’t a beast!!!” It seems a bit far-fetched that a kid who thought this body was his ideal type.”

“Who said tastes change?”

“Ah.”

I told you so.

I nodded and the guy patted my head, then smiled broadly as he looked up at the dark sky where the sunset had completely disappeared.

“I’m also curious, how did I end up with you and not another woman?”

“Are you complaining that you’re connected to me now?”

“No, it’s better. I just told you, right? That appearance itself is my ideal type. You may be disgusted with me, but I won’t hate you.”

Never.

As he added, the guy came closer to me.

Then he kissed my forehead and giggled.

“Looking at that expression, I don’t think you hate me either.”

At Hyukjin’s playful smile, I closed my eyes and opened my mouth.

“Well.”

I raise my hooves to get level with him, give him a light kiss on the lips, and whisper quietly.

“If you treat it like a fish you’ve already caught, it might go away?”

A joke with a little wish that you treat something with more care as you love it.

Hyukjin responded by giving me a warm hug.

“Don’t worry.”

As expected, he added some vulgar words.

“I’ll do everything for you except when we have sex.”

…Can’t you adjust when you have sex?

—–

After returning to the mansion, I put on some comfortable clothes and went to Hyukjin’s room. There was a piece of paper on the table.

A piece of paper that looks like it has a lot of things to fill out, and it looks like it says, ‘This is a marriage registration form.’

As I continued to look at the paper, I felt a ticklish yet sweet sensation, so I slowly approached the table and started to examine the paper.

If I just write this, will we be officially a couple?

Could it be a sticky relationship where they call each other honey?

As I was trying to calm my pounding heart, the fox god appeared with a mischievous expression on her face, pointing at my flushed face and giggling.

“Is being a couple such a good thing?”

“Ah, it’s strange that it’s bad! How happy it is to be connected with someone you love!”

“That’s right. The end of pure love is marriage and having children without any problems.”

What’s so good about it?

The fox god was stamping his feet and hugging his tail in a reckless manner, and when she looked at him with pitiful eyes, the fox god coughed and finally came to his senses.

“Ahem, anyway, congratulations. It turned out just as you wanted.”

“You meant it more than I meant it. Why do you seem to like it more than I do?”

“It’s because of my mood. How can my wife’s happiness compare to yours when you get married?”

I don’t think so, but judging by the way the corners of your lips keep twitching, you seem happier.

I wanted to bring up the subject and cheer up the fox god, but Hyukjin appeared right as I opened my mouth.

“You came earlier than I thought? I thought it would take some time to wash and dry.”

“I came here without washing. I was just going to finish writing some paperwork and then wash up.”

I took my eyes off the fox god, sat down at the table, and began writing down my thoughts in the form.

I feel a heavy sense of pressure. It’s like I have to write and not make mistakes.

I wrote down what I had to write down as carefully as possible, and in the middle of writing, I called my mom because I needed her help.

There was a brief connection tone, and then the mother quickly answered her daughter’s call as usual.

[What could my daughter be calling about at this hour? Is there something she needs?]

“Uh, yeah… Uh, I’m filling out the marriage registration form… Si, I need some personal information.”

I already have permission to speak confidently, so why am I so nervous?

As I spoke cautiously and hesitantly, I heard my mother laughing on the other end of the phone.

[Honey? The kids are filling out the marriage certificate right now!]

[…I don’t want to know, so I tell the kids to figure it out.]

[You have to fill in your parents’ information when writing. You help me, I’m busy right now.]

[I’m busy with weight loss too…]

[What are you looking forward to tonight, honey?]

[Ugh.]

A sigh with many meanings.

As I quietly expressed my condolences at the sad sound, my father’s voice soon began to flow out of the cell phone.

[I’ll send it to you via text. It’ll be easier to copy it by hand than to say it out loud.]

“Thank you, Dad. But… Is Mom crying right now? I thought I heard her sobbing just now.”

[I must have misheard. So, when is the wedding? I need to know the date so I can free up some time that day, so let me know as soon as it’s decided.]

My father was about to hang up the phone, speaking in a blunt, emotionless voice, but I told him the date of the wedding before he hung up.

“Oh, I decided to do it right away in two weeks. I thought I would have to wait a long time, but strangely enough, I had a free day.”

[…]

My father became silent when I told him the schedule.

The silence continued until I heard a sob on the other end of the phone, and then my mother’s voice, calmly waiting for the next words, came through.

[Okay, I get it. Phew, rescheduling the wedding for two weeks… You two must have really wanted to get married, huh?]

“Oh, it just happened that way.”

[Yes, that’s what happens when you follow your original desires. Did you tell your in-laws about your wedding schedule?]

“No, I’ll do it right away when you hang up.”

[Okay. First, I have to calm your father down. He’s been sobbing for a while now, but I’m holding back tears because they’re muscle wasting, so I’m feeling dizzy.]

“Um, cheer up… Mom.”

My mother hung up the phone with a deep sigh, and after confirming that the call had ended, I passed the baton to Hyukjin.

“It’s your turn this time, Hyukjin. Call me and tell me the wedding schedule.”

“Well, I feel like I’m going crazy as soon as I hear it, but maybe it’s just my mood.”

While complaining, Hyukjin called his father to tell him the news, and when his father received the call, Hyukjin told him about the wedding schedule.

[Hehe …

My father left me a message of thanks, sobbing to the point of being burdensome.

[Thank you, Sae-a-ga!!! For taking our poor son…!!! Thank you so much!!!!!]

And then the sobbing continued without end.

Hyukjin immediately hung up the phone, saying his ear hurt, and I went up to the guy who was picking his ear and said playfully,

“Did you hear? Always be thankful.”

“I’m already grateful. That’s why I try to give you more love, but you’re always the one who rejects me.”

“…It’s an act of God.”

Hyukjin and I looked at each other and snickered, then clicked our tongues as we placed the still-unfilled marriage license down.

And then I was about to head straight to bed.

Crackle!

After receiving the sharp gaze of the white fox in the room, I sat down again.