episode_0153

“Did you find it?”

A terrifying voice coming from behind.

Hyukjin and I quietly looked back to where the voice came from because it was so creepy that it felt like all the horror movies we had seen so far were comedy movies.

“Now you’re finally paying attention to me. I was a little disappointed that you didn’t even say hello when I came in.”

“Sorry. I didn’t see it, father-in-law.”

“What kind of father-in-law are you when you’re not even married yet? I want to call you uncle like before.”

Twisted corners of the mouth, eyes burning with anger.

Until now, I thought there was no medicine like time in the world, but seeing my dad changed my thoughts.

Depending on the situation, time may not be medicine but endless firewood.

The five days of hard preparation may have no meaning.

I swallowed hard and looked at my dad, but he was focused on one thing as if he had no interest in me.

Naturally, the direction of the gaze was in the direction where Hyukjin was.

After looking at Hyukjin with murderous eyes for a long time, his father quietly opened his mouth and asked a question.

“You made His Holiness pregnant.”

“That’s right. Uncle.”

“Are you capable of taking responsibility? Judging from those mushy muscles, it looks like he hasn’t been training recently, but I have to give my daughter to a lazy guy like this…”

“…”

I don’t know why Hyukjin, with his massive muscles, couldn’t refute anything, but his father continued to scold him.

“If I don’t fix that rotten mentality, my daughter will have a hard time in the future. Follow me, I will completely correct your lazy spirit today.”

Mental education is a word that makes the word violence look attractive.

I hurriedly hung up on my father and earnestly asked him for help.

“Ah, Dad! Tongue, Hyukjin may seem a little perverted, but he’s pretty good…”

“Are you okay? Look at those unclear muscles! In the eyes of this father, I can see exactly how that guy lived his life!”

“I worked out pretty hard! Joe, the problem is that I did it a little late…”

If you think about it, wouldn’t sex be considered a type of exercise? Even just lifting your arms will stimulate your arms, waist, and legs, right?

“And where do you see that he has soft muscles? I know because I touched it yesterday too! Oh, it’s still solid?”

“Yesterday too?”

“Yes! I check it every day and it’s no different than the first time! Ma, seeing as the taste of the touch is still the same, it seems like the crab is not lazy!”

“…”

My father was speechless, as if his defense of Hyukjin had worked well.

But strangely enough, Hyukjin was putting his hand on his forehead and making a confused face.

Why are you like that? Was there anything strange I said?

Thinking back to what I said while tilting my head, I finally realized what I had said.

Crazy bitch.

After an accident, do you come back and talk about what happened that night in front of your parents? In front of someone who is already very angry because of what happened last night?

What on earth were you thinking when you said that? In fact, the situation has gotten worse!!!

Gyaaa!!!!!

Embarrassment, shame, guilt, etc.

As soon as I came to my senses, I was overwhelmed with emotions and buried my face in the soft and cuddly tail.

“What do you want to say?”

“No.”

Without even a chance to stop him, or honestly, I couldn’t have stopped him, Dad immediately led Hyukjin outside.

pop! pop! Pow-!

After the two men left, the sound of a bomb exploding could be heard outside the house for a long time.

—–

“Trigram, are you okay? It looks like it hurts a lot…”

“It’s true that it hurts, so apply some medicine gently.”

“Uh, yes…”

Hyukjin came back completely ruined, putting his reputation as a transcendental person to shame.

I felt sorry for Hyukjin, who frowned every time I applied the medicine, so I carefully stuck out his adorable tail.

“Kok, wouldn’t it feel a little better if I touched its tail?”

“The pain doesn’t go away when you touch the tail, Your Holiness. Ugh… there’s really no place that doesn’t hurt.”

Ttuduk! Pop!

He glared at his father with sharp eyes as he heard the sound of bones breaking clearly every time he moved, but his father looked at him as if asking what was the problem and instead scolded Hyukjin.

“You’ve become very weak. When I asked you to train in the past, you didn’t say anything even though it hurt.”

“At that time, when I said it hurt, I was told, ‘If you hit another part harder, you’ll forget the pain in that part for a while.’ I was hit harder. How do I say that?”

“Isn’t that correct? If there is something wrong with that statement, please tell me.”

At his father’s answer, Hyukjin shook his head with a puzzled expression on his face, and his father sighed and continued speaking.

” Oh, isn’t the punishment too severe? At least I was hit harder than I was hit by my father-in-law.”

Height: 2m 5cm. You wouldn’t know it if he was skinny, but he had enormous muscles that would make him tired on the spot if he was surprised and said ‘Wow!’ on the street.

In another world, my father, who had a force that would make even the orcs the warchief, was beaten to death by my small grandfather?

This is definitely bullshit!

If you ask Mom, she will definitely tell you the truth… Why are you nodding your head?

My mom was looking at my dad with longing eyes, as if she was thinking about the past, and she patted my dad on the back and started talking.

“Your father really almost died at that time! I heard your maternal grandfather hit you with a baseball bat and you got bruises all over your body?”

“What about bones? Isn’t it broken?”

“Do you look like someone who will break?”

“No.”

When I answered immediately, my father put down the cuttlebell in his hand and spoke.

“So I hit him gently, just enough to not break any bones. It’s shameful that you stole your daughter, but since she’s pregnant, you can’t make her a single mother.”

Dad speaks confidently as if he has shown great mercy.

My mom, who couldn’t see such a shameless sight, slapped my dad on the back, but instead, she shook her hand and clicked her tongue, probably because it only hurt the hand she hit.

“But that was a bit too much, honey. Hyukjin is someone else’s precious child, so what if they beat him up like that?”

“I am also a precious child, so I was hit. Even though I didn’t have an accident like that guy, I was hit even worse. Compared to me, isn’t that a noble person?”

“Well, that’s true, but…”

Since you say it like that, I’m a little curious.

How would your maternal grandfather have reacted if he were alive?

Would he have been happy to see his great-grandchild, or would he have reacted as violently as he hit his father?

My grandfather, whom I remember, was a very gentle and caring person, and I don’t think he reacted too strongly, so I’ll just assume he was happy.

[Well, that bastard dares to kill my grandchild…!]

I feel like I heard something strange, but let’s ignore it.

Anyway, as we talked for a long time, the heavy atmosphere suddenly lifted.

Dad went into the room first, saying that exercise wasn’t over yet, and Mom brought snacks and started a conversation.

“Now, will you please explain the story a little bit? This mom is really curious about how you two, who were so close to each other, ended up dating.”

“Uh… I’m a little embarrassed to say it, but do I really have to say it?”

“The most interesting thing in the world is a love story? For men, military stories are probably the most fun.”

As she spoke, my mother smiled sinisterly.

“It seems like we were a very good match, is that correct?”

“Uh, Mom!”

“I’m talking about personality, personality. When did I say inner compatibility?”

When I glared at my mother, who was giggling and teasing me, Hyukjin, who had another drink, was teasing me.

“Everything fits well, but the inner compatibility is the best.”

“Oh my.”

“Hey!!!”

Mom and Hyukjin laughed happily as I slapped the boy’s back out of embarrassment, and in the end, I was the only one who blushed and buried my face in the fluffy tail.

“I wanted to go home.”

“I still have a lot left to say. What kind of house is this? Instead of complaining, tell me what happened. You said you told Yuri everything?”

“Yes…”

At my mother’s urging, I had no choice but to tell her everything that had happened so far, and she looked blank for a moment.

“Aaaah!!!”

He screamed in joy and applauded Hyukjin.

“It looks so cluttered that it has a secretly romantic feel to it! His Holiness is sure to fall in love with it! I saved your life not once, but several times, so would you not fall in love with me and leave me?”

“It’s reliable! Well, it wasn’t to the point where I fell in love with it, but…”

“Daughter, your tail is wagging right now? Your head says no, but your tail is honest?”

“Uh, mom!!!”

I wrapped my tail around my mother to stop her from saying strange things, and I gulped down cold water to cool my burning face.

Where on earth did you learn such words? Aren’t you watching X-Tommy without your dad knowing? How can you say things that I wouldn’t say so easily?

As I sighed, my mother tickled her tail as if to stop her nonsense. When I let go of her tail, she took a deep breath and asked me a question.

“By the way, didn’t he come? The person who made you that way.”

“It’s not a person, it’s a god. I still don’t know if it’s really God.”

She is not omnipotent at all to be considered a god, and honestly, one even wonders if she is a god.

Except for changing my body into a bully fox beast, he is the one who created the crisis in my life.

Now I’ve finally started teaching basic magic, one by one, so what do I do? Hyukjin has already taken care of the entire crisis.

Thinking that for a god, he had a lot of flaws, I called out to the fox god, who was leaning against the wall and debating whether to come out or not.

“You’re calling me, come out.”

[Joe, wait a moment. Prepare your mind a little more…]

“I’ve done enough to prepare, just come out.”

Upon urging, the fox god immediately materialized and appeared in front of my mother, who saw the fox god for the first time.

“It’s a white fox!”

With sparkling eyes, he approached the fox god and asked a question.

“Kko, can I touch your tail?”

Fiddle with it.

No, what if I ask while touching? mom.