episode_0150

“I’ve been out for a long time, so should I take a quick look? The husbands are probably waiting for you.”

“Hmm, honestly, I think it would be lucky if your father and Hyukjin didn’t get into an accident… Whenever the two of us are alone, something always happens.”

“That’s because they’re both nerds. It is said that geeks who get along well with each other can become friends, but geeks who don’t get along with each other cannot. That’s exactly the relationship between a husband and a son.”

My mother, who was looking faintly at the sky, took my hand and led me to the kitchen, but stopped when she heard shouting coming from afar.

[Honestly, fox beastmen are worse than snake beastmen! Have you even touched that fluffy tail? If you haven’t touched it, don’t say it.]

[At least when I was young, I must have touched more things than you! Aren’t you saying this because I have a lot of experience?]

[Then, please name three advantages of being a snake beast. If it’s plausible, I’ll admit it!]

[It feels cool when you sleep in it! I love the feel of the soft, thick tail! And, you can have dense and sticky sex!]

I was afraid it might not be the father and the son. My father and Hyukjin were fighting, saying crazy things to each other, and my mother sighed and touched her forehead.

“Really, what should I do with those burns.”

A sighing voice mixed with frustration and shame.

I comforted my mother with my thick and sweet tail and carefully opened my mouth.

“It’s always been like that. When his father says something strange, Hyukjin responds. But really, my father hasn’t changed much from the past to now.”

“Whoa, that’s the problem. Even though you’re older, you’re still so childish and shallow. That’s the kind of person who says they’ll even see their grandchildren soon… Wow.”

“Ah, but if you look at your grandchildren, things will change. Won’t Hyukjin change a little when he becomes a father?”

“I thought that too until I got pregnant. But people never change.”

My mother continued to sigh and headed to the kitchen, and after a while, she began to hear the screams of two men.

[I told you to do it in moderation!!!]

[Oh, no honey! This is really important! The snake beastman is much more disgusting than the fox beastman… KAAAH!!!]

[Mom, honestly, is this your father’s fault? I just want to show my love for His Holiness… Ugh!!!]

[Both of you, shut up!!! What kind of disgrace is this in front of guests! Do you want to put someone to shame?!]

My mother scolded the two men with a roar, and as I couldn’t bring myself to get in the way and just trembled quietly, the goblin came up to me and shook his head.

[I do that often. When the old man and the master fight, the lady steps in and mediates. I was scared at first, but later I found out that it happens all the time.]

“…Really, my mother and I still don’t know how we ended up liking guys like that. After all, I have to take charge of my children’s education.”

This incident made it clear.

I can’t leave my child’s education, especially sex education, to Hyukjin.

I’ve thought about it before, but if Hyukjin really takes charge of sex education…

[Dad, how does a baby come out?]

[How does a baby come out? Wow, you’re asking a really profound question. Please wait a moment.]

If you get attacked in front of your child, you may end up having a sticky relationship.

“No way, it will just end up creating a pervert like Hyukjin the Second. That must be prevented at all costs.”

As I promised and promised again and waited for the situation to be resolved, my mother with a questioning look on her face soon walked outside.

“What are you doing when you’re not coming in?”

“I didn’t feel like I was in the mood to go in, so I was waiting outside.”

“Ah, you can come in now. It’s all sorted out.”

My mother motioned to me and went inside first, and as I followed her inside, I saw two father and son standing in line with their arms raised high.

Seeing that they are still sharing glowing eyes, they seem to have lost their senses.

I approached Hyukjin and whispered quietly.

“I’m going to work alone for a week. That’s how I know.”

“What?”

“What kind of embarrassment is this in front of your mother because of you? I prepared as hard as I could, but if it all goes to waste, will you take responsibility?”

“…”

Hyukjin just lowered his head as if he had nothing to say.

And when I saw that, I rushed to my mother and asked her carefully.

“Mother.”

“Huh?”

“We’ll just go. Because of the atmosphere, I feel a bit burdened to stay longer, hehe…”

“It’s okay, but I’ll leave later. Aren’t you leaving too early?”

That’s what you said, but looking at your father with a murderous look, it seems like your mother agrees to some extent.

I said goodbye to my mother, expressing both that I had no choice and that I was disappointed.

“Joe, I’ll come visit you one more time soon! It was just a moment, but I really appreciated it!”

“Okay, please give my regards to Hye-yoon. Do you really have to come back to play?”

“Yes!”

—–

On the way home after meeting with the people who will become my in-laws.

This time, as I was being hugged by the princess, a thought suddenly occurred to me and I spoke to Hyukjin.

“Hyukjin.”

“Huh?”

“Shouldn’t we decide on a nickname soon? Don’t you think it would be a little awkward if you call me by my name even after you get married?”

This time, I realized it when I heard my father and mother calling each other ‘honey’.

Choosing a nickname can help your relationship become stronger.

In order to love each other more, you definitely need a nickname.

When I looked at Hyukjin carefully and urged him to answer, Hyukjin stopped in his tracks and frowned.

“It’s a nickname… What, honey, are you talking about something cheesy like honey?”

“Yes, after seeing my mother and father singing, I thought it would be nice if we had one too! Joe, I was a little jealous… Ma, it wouldn’t be so cringy if I actually started singing, right? Would you like to listen to it?”

“Um…”

Hyukjin pretends to be worried and shows interest when asked if he wants to listen.

My confidence grew from that reaction, so I wrapped my arms around Hyukjin’s neck and softly whispered a nickname into his ear.

“Baby?”

“…”

“Hmm, there is no response to this. Was it a little bad?”

I thought this would be somewhat provocative, but looking at the motionless lower body and expressionless face, I guess it wasn’t a very pleasant nickname.

Well, when I was in a relationship, I heard him call me my sire several times, but I don’t think ‘darling’ is enough to get the message across.

To hide my awkwardness, I prepared a nickname and immediately slammed it into his ear.

“Then, honey?”

flinch!

When I whisper the next nickname, Hyukjin reacts, even if only for a moment.

However, it only twitches briefly and shows no further reaction.

I’m getting upset for no reason. You don’t respond even when I call you ‘honey’? Do you really hate being called by nicknames?

My confidence disappeared, but thanks to Ogi who took his place, I was able to gain courage once more, and thinking that it was my last chance, I whispered to him with as much desperation and love as I could.

“My friend♡”

A nickname that naturally captivates men, with sticky love and a fox’s unique charm added to it.

Hyukjin, who has a strong sexual desire, responded immediately, lowered me to the ground and sighed.

“Phew… you, really.”

The expression on his face said that he couldn’t stop him, and before he knew it, he had put in a lot of effort and was setting up a triangular tent.

I gained my confidence back from that funny reaction and smiled, kissing Hyukjin on the cheek.

“Shall I call you master? If you like it, I can call you as much as I want.”

“No, it sucks, but it’s not that bad. And my husband is much better than my master.”

“Then, from now on, will I call you my friend?”

“Okay, when you get married, just call me honey. I think that’s the best.”

He answered in a voice that was clearly annoyed and tried to hug me again, but I refused to hug him and widened the distance.

“Why, again.”

“It’s unfair that only you hear the nickname. I want to hear it too.”

“Unfair? Well, how is this any different from merchants who tout products? It’s really absurd.”

Hyukjin burst into laughter, wiped the irritation off his face, and slowly began to approach me.

One step, another step.

With each step, his expression changed into a warm smile that put my mind at ease, and eventually he arrived in front of me.

“I love you, baby.”

Hyukjin hugged me and quietly whispered a nickname in my ear.

Thump-thump-thump-thump-

My heart starts pounding like crazy.

My face was so hot that it didn’t cool down even when I placed my cold palm on it.

“Uh, huh…?”

All I can say is a question.

My mind went blank as my brain couldn’t take in all the pleasure of what had just happened.

“Okay? Let’s go home now. I’m tired so I need to rest.”

As I stood there in a dazed state for a moment, Hyukjin spoke indifferently and hugged me.

I finally came to my senses and urgently asked Hyukjin to speak one more time.

“Now, wait a minute! Ha, can you tell me one more time? Really, just one more time?”

“It’s annoying…”

“I will retract my statement that I will fight alone for a week! huh? Say it one more time!”

When I put forward a condition that could not be easily rejected, Hyukjin nodded as if he would accept it.

“I love you, honey.”

It made my heart stop for a moment.