episode_0149

Did he come out calmly, guided by the lady’s hand?

The lady took out a stick from which I don’t know where she got it and started smoking a cigarette.

“Phew…”

An exhalation filled with various emotions.

The woman, who was exhaling cigarette smoke without saying a word, soon took out another bear bag and quietly held it out to me.

“Do you smoke?”

“No, I’ve never smoked it before. I have no intention of smoking in the future.”

“Yes, not smoking is good for your health. That’s good for the baby in the womb.”

As she retrieved the bear bag she had given her, she opened her mouth, pressing down on the cigarette end of her pipe.

“It’s been a while since I smoked, so my thoughts are organized and it’s nice. Really, I was so confused just a moment ago?”

“Jo, it was a bit like that. The man was too fussed, and Hyukjin and I…”

I felt sorry for no reason, so I hesitated and lowered my head, and the lady patted my back and encouraged me.

“Puh, aren’t you too nervous? Relax, I won’t eat you. I like it better the way it was before.”

“That’s because I was a bit immature…”

“Oh my, you still haven’t learned your lesson? When you suddenly say, ‘I said let’s do it first!’, do you think that’s the right thing to say in that situation?”

“Ugh…”

I was completely caught up in the lady’s face and all I could do was play with my fingers.

As I couldn’t say anything and just kept looking, the lady smiled and played with my tail.

“Of course, the fox’s tail is warm and soft whenever you touch it. I almost want to take one off and use it as a pillow.”

“Well, that’s a bit too much. The tail is Hyukjin’s favorite part.”

“If you don’t give me your tail, will you be against this marriage?”

“…”

When I looked restless with a playful smile, the lady hugged me and started stroking me.

“Ahaha! It’s a joke, a joke! Seriously, why are you so cute? They look cute and the things they do are cute too. There’s nothing cute about it!”

“Ah, ma’am… I’m so frustrated…”

“Even if it’s frustrating, be patient! Because this is your fault!”

The woman who had been stroking me for a long time stopped when my hair, which she had worked so hard to set at the beauty salon, turned into a mess of hair, and I cried and criticized her for my hair that had become scattered.

“I worked really hard on this hair to make it look good.”

“…I’m sorry, I lost control for a moment.”

“This is too much, really.”

I turned my head in frustration and the lady handed me a comb.

“Try combing with this. It will be neatly trimmed.”

“Thank you.”

No matter how much I mess up, she will be my mother-in-law from now on.

Since I didn’t want to cause conflict between my husband and wife, I took the comb and started combing my hair.

Swoosh swoosh.

“Oh…!”

I am amazed by the magic of how my scattered hair can be straightened out with just a comb.

If I had something like this, I would have used it a long time ago. Why did I work so hard to trim the tangled tail fur every morning?

When I looked at the woman with sparkling eyes, feeling like I had lost half of my life, she giggled and gave me a comb as a gift.

“If you like it, take it. Because it’s absolutely useless to me.”

“Can I really have it? I think it’s a really valuable item.”

“Precious items are correct. Still, wouldn’t it be right for someone who needs it to take it?”

After receiving the comb, the woman who seemed like a bad boy suddenly starts to look like an angel.

Are you upset? Everything has already been resolved. How can I be annoyed when they give me such a crappy item?

As I continued to express my gratitude, the lady ruffled my hair again and asked me a question in a more relaxed atmosphere.

“Your Holiness.”

“Yes.”

“What do you like about Hyukjin? Even though I keep thinking about it, I feel like I miss you too much to marry into our house.”

“Umm.”

What was your intention? To confirm the sincerity of love? Or are you trying to find fault with something?

Based on our conversation so far, it seemed like the former was more likely than the latter, so I recited Hyukjin’s strengths without much thought.

“I really liked how reassuring he was when he protected me. It was nice to take care of what I needed, whether I knew it or not, and it was really cool to show up like a problem solver whenever I needed it.”

“And?”

“Yes?”

“I guess I have more to say? Won’t you tell me?”

A mischievous smile that seems to see right through your thoughts.

I felt my face gradually getting hotter and I lowered my head again.

Do you even know how to use mind reading? Is this too embarrassing to say with my own mouth?

“Uh, well, I…”

When I stuttered and looked embarrassed, the lady patted my back and giggled like a girl.

“Hehe, is that why you like my son?”

“No! Not necessarily! As I said before, for various reasons…!”

“Anyway, nighttime is also one of the attractive factors, right?”

“Ma, that’s right.”

In the end, I blushed and admitted it, and the lady hugged me and screamed in happiness. At the end of the scream, I carefully asked her a question.

“But lady.”

“Please call me ‘mother’ from now on, not ‘aunt’. You’re going to get married unconditionally, right?”

“Yes, then I will call you mother. Mom, I have a question for you.”

“Tell me.”

My mother-in-law willingly gives permission.

I opened my mouth, remembering my mother inside being angry at my father.

“What did your father do in the past that made you say it was the same thing as Hyukjin? Could it be…”

I intentionally left out the ending because I thought it might be a sensitive question, but my future mother-in-law answered confidently.

“Oh, you mean that? Actually, Hyukjin is also the child born after an accident between my husband and I.”

“Yes?”

As my ears perked up at the exciting news I had never heard before, my mother continued speaking with her eyes filled with memories.

“I still remember those damn bitches who endlessly attacked my husband. Phew, what on earth is so good about such a perverted person?”

…For you to say that, you’re already married, right? It looks like you are still having a good married life.

By the way.

Your mother also had pregnancy attacks. That’s how you won the man first.

It’s no different from me at all, yeah.

When I expressed my admiration at the incredible truth I had discovered, my mother-in-law slapped my back as if she was embarrassed, and I agreed to keep the truth quiet in exchange for being given another comb to comb my tail.

—–

Meanwhile, the two women left and only two men remained at the table.

In an extremely dull atmosphere, they just gulped down the coffee that was placed in front of them.

“”Keu…””

They were gulping down hot coffee like they were drinking soju.

The two men exchanged glances for a moment after putting down their empty cups and soon began to reprimand each other.

“Didn’t I tell you not to cause an accident?”

“I had no choice. I tried to ejaculate outside the vagina, but he held on really stubbornly.”

“Then you should have used a condom beforehand, you idiot! You know that your mother hates premarital pregnancies, right? What on earth did you listen to during sex education?”

“I don’t think this is what a father who played a 19+ pornographic video during his child’s sex education class would say.”

“Keuhm.”

The father just kept clearing his throat as if he was embarrassed by the son’s words, and the son, who was elated by the sight, confidently opened his mouth.

“No matter how many times I think about it, I think I’m better than my father. My tastes are much more normal, and my lover is pretty.”

“That sounds funny. Your mom, why are you still not going somewhere? And your tastes are normal? Damn it, Oil Suzy, what pride can there be in a guy who corrupted a female friend with balls and made her his lover.”

“Father? In the first place, the term “female corruption” itself is wrong. From the moment the body becomes a woman, everything is already female, so it makes no sense to call it a female corruption.”

“…That makes sense.”

The son is spouting nonsense, and the father is nodding as if he understands it.

After exchanging a conversation that was far from normal, they sighed in relief when they heard the laughter of two women coming from afar.

“Thank goodness your mom doesn’t hate your lover.”

“It’s harder to dislike. In the first place, he was my mother’s friend’s child, and my mother liked His Holiness very much.”

“Hagi, my wife likes anything as long as it is fun. Hehe…”

The son immediately shot a sharp rebuke to the father, who began to laugh sinisterly as if he was imagining something strange again.

“Really, I still don’t understand why a great person like my mother likes someone like my father.”

“That’s the same for me, you idiot. Why on earth does a guy like that like you?”

“That’s because I have so many things to do! What did you hear during meal time earlier? Are you telling me that I played a trick with the goddess to protect her?”

“Definitely, that’s enough to accept. Still, I feel sorry for His Holiness. You know the reason, right?”

“Che.”

The son clicks his tongue as if he has nothing to refute, and the father looks at his son with pitiful eyes.

The father, who seemed to be feeling stuffy, called a servant and drank cold water, and then asked his son carefully.

“Son.”

“Yes, father.”

“I’m asking because your mother and His Holiness aren’t there, but why did you really do that? No matter how hungry you are for sex, how can you take a prisoner…”

“Ah, it ended up being an attempted attempt. Why do you keep mentioning things from the past? Your Holiness can hear it, you have good ears.”

“Still, you’re curious. Because of that incident, the marriage ended completely.”

“It’s better to bury what needs to be buried.”

While fiddling with the empty cup, the son asked his father a question this time.

“Oh, that’s right. father? I’m asking because it’s just the two of us.”

“…Tell me.”

“Why did it have to be Periyas that was shown during sex education? I’m asking because I’m really curious.”

Just as I said, it was a pure question without any other emotions.

The father answered his son’s question in a mixed voice.

“I’m sorry, it just so happened that furry was the worst thing at the time. Still, as a father, shouldn’t I have shown him the worst thing?”

“…”

Sure, it sucked.

The son nodded without answering.