episode_0146

The fact that a person who has never uttered a swear word in his life swears twice is often divided into three categories.

The first is that my anger filled my head and I lost my reason.

The second is that he was so surprised that he didn’t even realize he had cursed.

The last one is that it is a situation that is close to the worst and applies to both of the above-mentioned conditions.

I put my hands together and prayed as I heard my mother swear, something I had never heard in the 24 years I lived as a human being and about half a year as a Cheonho.

Please, I’m just surprised. If not, at least it’s not as bad as the third.

But the gay couple in ballet uniforms has always been a winner, and as they say, ‘Life doesn’t always work out the way you want it to.’

[I’m a little embarrassed.]

Contrary to what I had prayed, my mother spoke with a mixture of confusion and anger.

I prayed to the fox god for no reason. I should have just prayed to Buddha or God.

As I waited patiently for my mother’s words, blaming the fox god for not listening to my earnest prayers, my mother showed a surprisingly calm demeanor.

[Ha, I knew it from the first time you said you didn’t use birth control. They say that once you start, you will do it for three or four days in a row, so what does the low probability mean?]

“Well, the odds are still lower than winning first place in the lottery…”

[Foolish daughter, if you buy all the winning lottery numbers, wouldn’t one of them be first? If it’s a lottery where the odds increase with each purchase, wouldn’t it be natural to get pregnant?]

“…”

When I thought about it, it was not an independent implementation, but a dependent implementation. Then the probability of pregnancy would be 100%.

After applying operating lubricant to the Aga factory for nearly four days, wouldn’t it be strange that it would not operate?

As I was blankly holding my smartphone, at a loss for words due to my own stupidity, I heard a long sigh through the phone.

[daughter.]

“Yes, Mom.”

[Does Hyukjin know that you caused an accident?]

“No, I don’t know yet. I found it out after testing today…”

[Then, go to your in-laws first. Mom, I think you need to have a long conversation with your dad.]

My mom hung up the phone, telling me to come home in a week, and I looked at my smartphone blankly and lowered my head.

“Did you get scolded a lot?”

My older sister pats my back and comforts me.

I got goosebumps because I wasn’t used to seeing that kind face, but I shook my head and answered her question.

“I think you already roughly guessed it. Maybe that’s why I didn’t get scolded much. First, stop by Hyukjin’s house and then come back to his parents’ house in a week.”

“Well, what are you going to say to the uncle and the lady? Are you going to hide it? Or are you going to tell the truth?”

“What do you have to hide? Anyway, if we meet each other, everything will be revealed. Besides, even if you don’t know, you won’t care at all, right?”

“Well, that guy definitely deserves it. The lady… I don’t know, she’s such an unpredictable person.”

My sister expressed concern, but I smiled softly and reassured her.

“If you lie down flat, everything will work out. And the lady won’t be completely against it either.”

Although he may be a bit eccentric, he thinks that as long as Hyukjin is happy, that’s enough. I wouldn’t really care what my identity is.

maybe.

As I was thinking about seeing my uncle and aunt, my sister quietly got up from her seat, gave me a shot of honey chestnuts, and then walked towards the door.

“It seems like it’s been resolved pretty well, so I’ll just go and have a look. You have a baby, so take care from now on, bitch. Have sex in moderation.”

“I’m doing it in moderation! You haven’t done it once in a week?!”

“How does it sound like you are going to do it today? Now that you’re pregnant, you’re saying there’s nothing to worry about?”

“City, it’s noisy!”

When I pushed her back to tell her to leave, she pretended not to be able to resist and was pushed out of the living room. I smiled mischievously at her as she was leaving the mansion and asked her carefully.

“Oh, my sister! I have one question.”

“What is it?”

“When I called you earlier, I think someone said darling or something. Who is that person? Are you my sister’s lover?”

Honestly, I was very curious.

I wonder what kind of man would like a sister who is more manly than a man without any hint of femininity.

And because I love you so much, it’s easy for me to say the unfamiliar word darling.

When I showed my anticipation with bright eyes, my sister responded with a frown on her face.

“I don’t know, he’s just as crazy as your husband-to-be.”

“Ah, that went too far. There are few people in the world as crazy as Hyukjin.”

There is too much that has been shown so far to put up a shield.

Have you ever looked at a chicken and wondered what it would feel like to stick it in your cloaca?

If you look at anything related to furry, don’t you start from the bottom and look at it first?

I thought she was exaggerating too much because the guy wasn’t crazy at all.

“The warrior-like trapezius muscles are lovely. He said he wanted to rub his face against his perfect, washboard-like abs.”

After listening to him, it seemed like he was truly a madman, comparable to Hyukjin.

…But I don’t particularly dislike it, so how on earth did it come into being that I ate it, so my sister is like this?

Out of curiosity, I asked my sister for a photo.

“What does it look like? Just show me the picture once.”

” Stay, because there’s just one photo I took.”

My sister took out her cell phone and showed me a picture of the madman, and when I saw the familiar figure in the picture, I quietly took out my phone.

“…Sister.”

“Why?”

“No matter how you look at this…”

Is it a crime?

It’s a combination of Muscle One and Shota.

It’s a combination that’s only allowed in the

In reality, isn’t Oneshota just a crime?

Looking at my sister with disdain, I quietly dialed 112.

“My sister was a criminal.”

“That’s not it, you crazy bitch!!!!!”

“No, no! No matter how you look at it, it’s a crime!”

I tried to yell and report it, but unfortunately my sister’s fists were faster.

Bah!

“Kaaaaeang!!!”

The fox’s mournful scream echoed throughout the quiet mansion.

—–

“Keu…”

The area where I received the sincere honey balm from the female gorilla still tingles.

No, honestly, if you saw that, wouldn’t it be normal to press 112 and watch it?

If you look at it another way, it’s just like a macho guy with muscles dating a middle school girl, right?

No matter how many times I think about it, I thought it was a crime and was rubbing my numb head with my hand when Hyukjin walked out of the living room, looking fine unlike before.

The face is still covered in blood, but it still looks healthy.

I breathed a sigh of relief and ran to him and hugged him.

“I was worried, I thought you might have been hurt a lot.”

“You were hurt a lot, isn’t it strange that you’re okay after being beaten like that?”

“Then what happened to this appearance? Just a little while ago, your face was clearly half-faced, right?”

“I recovered. Since I transcended, self-recovery became a lot faster, cough, cough…”

Although he said he had recovered, he continued to cough and spit out dead blood. When I looked at him with worried eyes, Hyukjin patted my head and said he was okay.

“Sister, you hit me with all your sincerity. I lowered my status for a moment thinking I would get a moderate beating, but I almost died.”

The way he spoke while wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth was a bit cool, but I still didn’t want to see Hyukjin in pain, so I was irritated by pounding on his chest.

“I clearly said that I don’t want a soul wedding, so just die. Then wow…”

“What?”

“I’m going to die. Let’s be together even if we die.”

When I let go and wrapped my fluffy, soft tail around him, Hyukjin smiled and kissed my forehead.

“Then I will never die. I will do my best not to die.”

“Yes…”

I smiled at the warmth of his lips that touched my forehead and kissed him on the lips in return. After a short, sticky moment, I parted my lips and opened my mouth.

“Mom suggested I go to your house first, and she said she needed time to talk to Dad.”

“Your mother-in-law? Well, if it’s my father-in-law… it’s worth it.”

Hyukjin nods his head quietly.

The guy closed his eyes as if lost in thought for a moment, then took out his cell phone and called someone.

Judging by the uneasy feeling I was getting, I guess I should have contacted my uncle or aunt.

I quickly tried to stop him, but a familiar voice was already coming from the phone.

[What’s wrong with you? I finished calling this father.]

A cheerful voice, always full of energy.

When the man who answered the phone expressed doubt, Hyukjin smiled and opened his mouth.

“Do you have to have something happen to call you? I just called to ask how you are doing.”

[The unfilial son who hasn’t contacted his father in half a year is a good talker. So what’s going on? Well, are you contacting me to ask you to lend me some money?]

“No, it’s not like that.”

Hyukjin responded to the playful words with an equally playful voice and spoke confidently.

“I got a girlfriend, Dad.”

[what?]

“I’m seriously thinking about getting married.”

[…]

The man was silent for a long time, probably because he was so shocked by Hyukjin’s words.

Just as I was feeling uneasy about that very quiet response, a moment later I heard a sobbing voice coming from the phone.

[Hehehe…]

“Father?”

Hyukjin is taken aback by this completely unexpected reaction.

As I also expressed my doubts and just looked at Hyukjin blankly, the man started speaking in a watery voice.

[How can there be such an angelic wife! Oh my god, I can’t believe I like a guy like you… That alone makes me a first-class bride!!!]

“No, father? What’s wrong with me?”

Ignoring Hyukjin’s question, the man continued speaking with extreme tension.

[When is the wedding… No, just bring it! It’s a little late today, so tomorrow would be better! Is it possible tomorrow?]

“It’s possible, but…”

[Then see you tomorrow! Phew… Phew… Honey! Our son is finally…!]

Pop.

It feels like a storm has passed by.

In that awkward atmosphere, I smiled.

“I’m glad you like it.”