episode_0130

Wow!!!

“Caeng!!!”

I scream from the tingling pain I feel in my back.

I quickly got up and tried to run away from the spikes on my back that were too spicy to ignore, but my mom opened her mouth by hitting my back hard once more.

“Are you out of your mind? Are you already in a relationship after less than a month of dating?”

“Ha, you can do it! Ha, according to Korean statistics, the age of first experience is 17! I did it rather late!”

“Are you saying that now?! How did I teach you!”

How do you teach?

My mom told me to attack first if I mess up, and most men will accept it.

So you just seduced me first? Of course, I did it while I was drunk.

As I pondered what my mother said, I cautiously confronted her as she expressed her anger.

“When you say that, how many months has your mom attacked your dad? Now I see that it wasn’t my dad who hung on, but my mom who hung on first.”

“What?”

“That’s right! The fact that you taught me to attack first means that my mom used the same method in the past. Shouldn’t you reveal when you attacked first before scolding me?”

“You, you…!”

Mom was very embarrassed. Then, after a while, he rolled his eyes back and forth and began to think about what to say.

It’s understandable to be embarrassed, as the child who was scolding you seems to have been dealt a blow to you.

It would be my loss if she knew that I tried to fit her stomach first before we started dating, but my mom doesn’t even know that fact right now.

As I was smiling and waiting for my mother to make an excuse, the door to the bedroom opened and my father appeared, looking haggard.

Judging by the frowning expression on his face, he seems quite upset because his sweet sleep was interrupted.

I quickly ran to my father and spoke to him carefully.

“Dad, are you awake?”

“Why are you making such a fuss since daytime? You won’t be able to take a nap.”

“Sorry, I was talking to my mom. But dad? I have something to ask you.”

“…What are you curious about?”

He expressed curiosity that his daughter, who had never asked a question in her life, was asking something.

Okay, this will definitely get you an answer.

My father’s answer will give us a clear advantage in this offensive!

I boldly ask my dad, who is gulping down cold water, if he is thirsty.

“You know, when your mom and dad were dating, did your mom ask you to do it first? Or did your dad attack you first?”

“Phuheap!!!”

Then, my father spurts out the water he was drinking and chuckles as if he heard me.

Was the question a bit embarrassing? So let’s change it a little bit…

“When did your mom attack you when you started dating? A month? Two months?”

“Cough, cough… Why did you suddenly ask that? And the questions are very strange, daughter.”

“This is an important matter, so you must tell us. When did you do it?”

After asking one more question, the mother, who finally came to her senses, orders the father to congratulate him.

“Honey.”

“Huh?”

“Get dressed and go to the gym right now.”

“Today is home training day…”

“Write!”

“…”

Under my mother’s command, my father stretched out his body and trudged back into the room.

After a few minutes, he finished getting dressed, waved at us and said he would be back.

“Just finish it until I come back. Please prepare some rice.”

“Okay, so get out quickly, honey. I have a lot to talk about with His Holiness.”

With those words, my father, my strong supporter, was kicked out of the house, and I began to confront my mother again, alone.

“That’s shameful, Mom. How can I kick out my dad who is trying to hide his past from home training?”

“Noisy, didn’t you see your dad was in trouble? Suddenly asking something strange…”

“You mean it’s strange? That’s a fair question, right? Isn’t scolding something that should be done by someone who deserves to be scolded?”

I smile at the victory that I have almost overcome.

What can you say? If I had followed my mother’s teachings, she would have attacked my father.

I think it happened earlier than I did, so it must have happened within a month, so I sent my dad to the gym to hide that fact.

“Tell me, when did you attack Mom?”

When I asked confidently, my mother sighed and said something unbelievable.

“Chastity before marriage.”

“Yes?”

What did I just hear? A hassle… what?

When I tilted my head and asked questions, my mother blushed with embarrassment but spoke confidently.

“At least mom maintained her chastity before marriage, you lustful daughter.”

I am left speechless by my mother’s confident voice.

All the comments I had prepared disappear, and my mind becomes a blank page.

Fuck, chastity before marriage is against the law. How do you beat that?

Wait a minute, are you sure about premarital chastity? Isn’t it crazy?

I don’t know. My mom isn’t the type of person to lie about something like that, so what was that crazy sex education about?

I looked at my mother with eyes full of suspicion and asked.

“Are you sure about chastity before marriage…? If you ask Dad, he’ll tell you everything, Mom.”

“Yes, I’m sure. To be exact, I had my first experience on my first night as a newlywed. It’s quite romantic, so your father probably remembers it.”

“Well, then why did you teach such crazy sex education? Telling me to attack first is the exact opposite of what my mom did!”

“The last one was difficult because suddenly a thief came out trying to steal my dad. I just provided preventive education because I didn’t want my children to experience something like that.”

…I feel dizzy.

Definitely something we learn in school: ‘No, no, don’t do it.’ It was practical sex education, not the same absurd sex education.

No, then shouldn’t I be praised for following the sex education I received from my mother and making Hyukjin mine? Why am I being scolded?

“Mom? I thought about it again. The daughter listened to her mother well, so shouldn’t she be praised instead?”

“What did I say, ‘If you don’t make a mistake’? Was the situation you found yourself in a ‘wrong’ situation?”

I recall the memories of my first experience listening to my mother’s languid voice.

Was that really a ‘wrong’ situation as my mother said?

“…Yes.”

The twisted situation itself was correct.

Because there were so many fire foxes drooling over Hyukjin.

Starting from the old-timer race editor, to the small-breasted bitch with a strong sense of decadence.

Whenever I looked away, another woman would always approach and try to steal Hyukjin away, so I had no choice but to form a relationship.

If I hadn’t been in a relationship, I would have already been taken away by another bitch and would have been acting like a loser like Light Novel’s childhood friend.

It will never be taken away.

Hyukjin, if there’s a bitch who tries to steal what’s mine, I’ll crush that bitch’s head with a frying pan.

What if Hyukjin starts looking at other women on his own accord?

It’s unlikely, but if I really see another bitch, I’ll lock her up and have sex with her over and over again so I can’t think about her.

I will rehabilitate Hyukjin so that he can only look at me and love only me, whispering love endlessly.

Hold the weight and speak to your mother in a serious voice.

“There were too many bitches targeting Hyukjin to keep waiting. So I had no choice but to do it.”

“Phew, then there’s nothing we can do. Well done, my daughter. You used what you learned well.”

Mom patted my numb back and spoke in a softer voice than before.

But soon, my mother whispered something heart-warming into my ear.

“So, did you use birth control correctly?”

“Yes?”

“I even left a condom at home on purpose. Did you really do this to my daughter?”

“That…”

As I tried to tell the truth to my mother, who asked kindly, my instincts started ringing an alarm.

Can you see mom’s face? Does that really look like he’s on the verge of stabbing someone?

If you don’t want to be put in harm’s way here, just say you did it with a condom, that’s the only way out.

When instinct argues, reason shakes its head and counters.

What are you going to do if you actually have kids later? When that happens, won’t the mother feel a greater sense of betrayal?

And there’s a saying that the one that gets hit first hurts less, right? Wouldn’t it be better to tell you in advance now?

While reason and instinct were fiercely fighting each other in my head, I heard my mother’s soft voice once again.

“Daughter, why aren’t you saying anything? Did you really do it with Hyukjin without using birth control?”

Reason and instinct immediately stopped fighting at the voice that had completely lost its kindness.

Then, blaming himself for saying it was a pointless fight, he quickly came up with a compromise.

The choice made by reason and instinct is, of course, to tell a lie.

I smiled sheepishly and scratched my head.

“Oh, of course I used birth control! Mom, do you think I’m the kind of kid who can’t even do such basic things?”

“Among my mom’s friend’s daughters, there are a few like that. Doing it raw and then crashing it. You know Misook, right?”

“You’re the lady who lived next door when I was in elementary school, right? The lady who had that pretty sister as her daughter.”

“So, your name was Yuri? Anyway, she didn’t use birth control and used it raw, and ended up having an accident, right? When I told her I was pregnant, my boyfriend disappeared and, ugh… that was such a shame.”

“Jo, it’s not a good thing, haha…”

“It’s nothing to laugh at, Your Holiness. Is this something that could happen to you too? Use contraception thoroughly, understand?”

I nodded and thought to myself as my mother repeated her requests.

I need to get married as quickly as possible.