episode_0119

Originally, I was going to confess while the fireworks were going on to get in the mood.

Since His Holiness gave me permission to have a relationship, I was preparing to at least confess first and make it romantic.

” Check each other out, and the one who falls in love first loses. The loser gets to confess before the fireworks start. how is it? Are you okay?”

From the moment I heard His Holiness’ proposal, my thoughts changed.

I don’t want to lose.

I wanted to hear His Holiness confess to me hesitantly and in a low voice, with an embarrassed face.

Furthermore, like yesterday, I wanted to see Sungha put his lips to mine first.

The trivial desire became a small spark, adding fire to my burning passion, and I began to think about how I could make His Holiness fall in love with me.

Why don’t you try putting on makeup that isn’t even on your lips?

No, the last time we went out together, he hated me and said I looked like a bitch.

As for clothes… I think it would be appropriate to wear a dress shirt and dress pants instead of the Under Armor clothes I usually wear.

Other than that.

“Hair is the biggest problem.”

Go into the bathroom and look in the mirror.

Then, in the mirror, an ugly man with a scruffy skinhead stares at me.

To put it in a good way, he is a manly man, but to put it in a bad way, he is a back alley action leader.

No matter how much I thought about it, there was no answer to the reality, so I sighed and touched my forehead.

“There is no real answer. It’s a miracle that His Holiness likes me, really.”

I wasn’t conscious of it, but now that I have no choice but to be conscious of it, everything is unsatisfactory.

Don’t you feel uncomfortable having a lot of muscles?

Why don’t you try wearing a wig to hide your messy hair?

My head hurts when I think about things I never thought about.

It would be convenient if it could be solved by force, but why can’t this problem be solved by force?

“Your Majesty, I’m sure you’ll get help from Fox God and prepare hard, but aren’t you really going to lose?”

I chuckle at the words I said without thinking.

If you think about it, haven’t you already lost the bet? It means that you lost the first thing you thought of confessing to.

Should I just give up?

No matter how many times I run the simulation in my head, I still lose. Do you feel comfortable confessing it?

Have you been having trouble making decisions for a while?

When I felt the vibration in my pocket, I took out my phone and quickly checked the screen.

[Tentacle lover shaman]

…is this another call to delegate work in this important situation?

Last time, I took issue with you contacting me while I was on vacation, so I had to discipline you, but do you really understand the warning?

Do you have to kill all those damn tentacles to understand what I’m talking about?

I answer the phone, barely suppressing my boiling frustration.

And, before she could say anything, he first warned her in a murderous voice.

“If I am given a mission, I will go back and overthrow the headquarters. Know that all your tentacles will turn into pieces of meat.”

Perhaps embarrassed by the murderous voice coming from the other end of the phone, she answered in a panic.

[Well, it’s not like that! Today I contacted you about something else important, not a mission.]

“Any other important things? Well, was the hair growth product I asked for made?”

When I asked playfully in a slightly softened voice when I heard that it was not a mission, the shaman asked back in a surprised voice.

[How did you know? Has it already reached your ears? No, I asked the researchers to keep it a secret?]

“What?”

Are you finished making hair growth products? Then…

“Hey.”

[Uh, huh?]

“Send hair growth medication right now. If you order it from a shikigami, you can send it to Japan within 10 or 15 minutes, right?”

[That’s right, but you’ll use up all your energy and get exhausted right away, right? I don’t have a body with endless energy like you.]

A shaman who refuses, probably because he doesn’t want to be exhausted and mope around for days.

So, I put forward a condition that she could never refuse.

“You don’t have swarm-type tentacles, do you? I heard it’s so rare among tentacles that it’s hard to find.”

[…You, really?]

“She knows where I live, right? If you send me the hair growth product through quick delivery now, I’ll give you an egg within a week, Cole?”

Now, take your pick.

After 3 days of exhaustion, will you have fun with that rare tentacle you’ve always wanted, or will you miss out on that rare tentacle and lose half your life?

As I smile and wait for an answer, I hear the shaman’s voice.

He looks quite worried.

But there wasn’t much time left until the fireworks to keep waiting, so I urged her.

“I’ll give you 30 seconds. For your information, if you say you won’t let them go, they will become extinct. Please know in advance.”

[what? Why are the choices so extreme!]

“That’s right, because I’m in a really extreme situation right now. Make your choice quickly, bitch. I don’t have time.”

When I added a small threat, she finished thinking and opened her mouth.

[If you get me a split mouse as well, I’ll send it to you without further ado. Deal?]

“Deal. I will send you the address via Talk, so you can send it there.”

I laughed happily at the transaction that both parties were satisfied with, and started thinking about what to wear and looking forward to the spectacular fireworks display.

“If you do well, you might be able to win.”

—–

I suggested a bet out of curiosity, but when I tried to decorate it, my eyes were completely blank.

Even if you decorate it nicely, do you think Hyukjin will notice it? Even if I put on makeup and change my hairstyle, I don’t think it would be worse than turning into a furry form.

“…What should I do, really? Foxy, how can I make him fall in love at first sight?”

In an anxious and anxious voice, he asks the fox god for help.

If it was a female fox from the beginning, I was hoping that there would be something sharp.

however.

[There is nothing I should ask my wife. An ordinary man would have easily given me advice. But isn’t it your companion and no one else?”

“Still, isn’t there a cheat key that can be possessed? Can you tell me just a few?”

[If you use it on someone you can relate to, it’s perfect, but if you use it on someone with a sexual pervert, it’s clear that it won’t work at all.]

“You never know, you might have been corrupted by normal sexual desires! I told you a little while ago that I’m much more annoying than any other furry cat!”

When Hyukjin answered, recalling what he had said, the fox god appeared, shaking his head as if he had no choice.

” I don’t know why you’re doing this pointless thing. The decision was already made a long time ago.”

“A decision has been made? It hasn’t been decided yet!”

“You might think so. Because love fights never end. Still, I’m looking forward to this bet. Indeed, how will that bald exorcist turn out?”

The fox god came closer to me with an interested look on his face and snapped his fingers.

Perfect!

As I heard a clear and refreshing sound, the sweat top and dolphin pants I was wearing disappeared and a beautiful yellow yukata appeared on top of them.

Unlike the calm blue yukata that Fox God is wearing, this is a bright outfit that matches the color of my hair.

As I was impressed by how comfortable it was to wear, better than I expected, Foxine snapped her fingers again.

Perfect!

This time, a tree stump rises where one can sit and rest for a moment, and numerous cosmetics appear in the fox god’s hand.

Foxin, who was checking the cosmetics one by one, took only what he needed and destroyed all the rest, then smiled and looked at my face.

“I tried to watch quietly, but I changed my mind. God witnessed the hardships of the Apostle. How could he pass by without seeing them?”

“…Isn’t it just that you think it would be fun to help?”

“Puh, can’t that be? The main woman is just helping with a pure heart! Are you doubting the real woman now?”

Yeah, no matter how you look at it, it looks like the face of a child who found a new toy, right? Your face doesn’t look pure at all, bitch.

I wanted to tell the truth to Fox God, who had a mischievous expression on his face, but I thought it would be hard to expect any real help if I did that.

For now, I nod my head quietly, hiding my true feelings.

“Can you doubt it? We should be honored to know that our great and almighty fox god will help us.”

“Ho? Why are you flattering your real wife? Did I eat something wrong today?”

“No, it looks more beautiful today. But there’s not much time left now, right? If you’re going to do it, can you do it quickly?”

When I urged her to turn on the phone screen and show her the clock, Foxin nodded and immediately started putting on her makeup.

Just with the simple makeup that Yeoshin did, she was able to captivate viewers during the 1st anniversary broadcast, but wouldn’t she be able to captivate Hyukjin right away if she really works hard?

But what if I get excited first? I prepared so hard, but what if I fall in love with him before he does?

As I was stomping my feet worrying about the outcome of the bet, Foxin said she had finished putting on my makeup and handed me a hand mirror. That was the moment I checked the hand mirror.

“…I won this one.”

I was confident of victory.

It’s worse than any fox beast I’ve ever seen.

Wouldn’t this be enough to make even the furry-loving bastard fall in love at first sight?

As soon as we meet, I think he’ll confess to me and drag me to my dorm even before the fireworks start?

I’m looking forward to it.

The scene where he confesses to me.

A scene where defeat is happily acknowledged and love is whispered.

“Hehe… Hee hee hee…”

As I was just smiling from the rising happiness, the fox god came closer to me, saying that it wasn’t the end yet.

“Dear, there is one most important thing left.”

“The most important thing? What is that?”

As I tilted my head in doubt, the fox god stretched out his hand toward my chest without saying a word.

and.

Whilick!

He laughed as he took off the bandage covering his chest.

“I told you over and over again that if you want to seduce a man, you should wear only one piece of cloth. Did you listen to what she said?”

“Mi, you crazy bitch!!! I’m embarrassed! Give it to me quickly!!!”

“I don’t like it, and that’s how I always wore those clothes. Didn’t you say you wanted to get a confession from my friend? Then listen to what the woman says.”

Foxine quickly disappeared with the bandage in her hand, and I had neither the time nor the means to follow her.

“…Fuck you, if you don’t get my confession, we’ll see for real then.”

After adjusting my clothes as much as possible, I had no choice but to leave for the meeting place.