episode_0096

“Come again next time, customer! Our store will always be waiting for our customers!”

As I left the women’s clothing store, I looked at the paper bag in my hand and sighed deeply.

“Fuck, does it make sense that one piece of cloth costs 2 million won? How many Fox Beast Manga mangas can you make with this money?”

“Why is the unit of amount always 19+? And since it’s a luxury product, it’s naturally expensive. Did you say it was comfortable to wear?”

“You said it was slightly better than sweat tops and dolphin pants? If this is going to happen, I’d rather just buy a few more sweat tops and dolphin pants.”

“Is this why they say it’s not okay for bastards? I don’t know why luxury goods are good. And why are there so many complaints? Did you spend your money? I spent my own money.”

“It’s a waste to waste even other people’s money, you idiot. Also, do you think I’ll like it if you give me a really expensive gift? uh? Don’t feel burdened.”

“Wow, are you helping me now? There is no other place to help, really.”

“Don’t be damned! What’s going on and who’s going to punish it, damn it! Do you really want to lag behind?”

Wow!

I slapped Hyukjin hard on the back for his bullshit, but he kept giggling and laughing, wondering what was so good about it.

This bastard… has he just become a devil?

What happened to your head after being hit so hard by the frying pan? Or, have you developed physical immunity?

It’s serious to like furry, but if you also have majo attributes, there’s really no answer, right?

I looked at Hyukjin with a serious face, and then he seemed to sense my gaze and cleared his throat and started walking as if nothing had happened.

The more I think about it, the more amazing it is in many ways.

How did I become friends with a pervert like that?

‘You like fox beastmen? I also like fox beastmen.’

‘What, then you are colleagues! ‘You are my one and only friend from today!’

…Yes, we definitely became friends this way.

Phew, if I had known at that time that what he liked was fox beasts with furry concentration of over 50%, I would never have become friends with that perverted bastard.

But it was too late to turn back.

We’ve been friends for over 15 years, and no matter where we go, we’re connected in some way, so how can we stay away?

Is there any way to get away?

Well, if he marries a woman and has children, wouldn’t their relationship become a little distant?

Even though we are friends, now I am a woman, not a man, so if you get close to me, misunderstandings will inevitably arise.

Anyway, something is strange.

Why do I feel so frustrated when I think Hyukjin is getting married?

I feel empty, frustrated, and feel like my heart is being stabbed with a needle…

I don’t know, maybe it’s my mood.

It’s probably because I’ve been in such a cramped and stuffy space for a long time. It’ll get better over time.

As I was going down to the food corner to fill my hungry stomach, Hyukjin looked serious as if he was thinking about something and immediately started talking to me.

“You said the air conditioner was broken, right?”

“Yeah, but?”

“They say it’s a tropical night today. Can you handle it? You can’t sleep without that fluffy and adorable tail.”

“Wouldn’t it be possible to turn on the fan on high and hold on somehow? Even when there was no air conditioning, I lived quite well with a fan.”

“No, just stay at my place for a few days until the air conditioner arrives. Wouldn’t it be better for you to sleep in a cool place with your sweet tail?”

“Every time I said I wanted to go, I was told I would never be able to go. What kind of whim did you say this time? Is this really happening?”

“At that time, I said I couldn’t because I had work to do, but today I can. Do you want to go?”

…I’m worried.

If you think rationally, it’s something you should never worry about, but your instincts are vehemently rejecting it.

They say you can’t go, I can’t tell you what’s going on, but it’s really going to be a big problem.

What on earth was such a big deal? I asked him, thinking.

“You’re not planning anything strange, are you? The kidnapping and confinement pure love is the truth! Are you planning on locking me in your house?”

“If you had planned something like that, you would have done it right away when I visited you on the first day, you idiot. Also, who is it thanks to that you haven’t been fucked by lesbians until now?”

That is correct.

How many times have you had the opportunity to cheat on me, but you didn’t? You even fought off the bastards who tried to rape me, right?

Honestly, wouldn’t this be trustworthy? Isn’t it okay to go?

Reason persuades instinct based on experience, so is instinct like this? And gradually the resistance began to decrease.

Okay, is it really that big of a deal?

We’ve overcome several crises so far, so what could possibly happen if Hyukjin sleeps at home for a few days?

When we lived together for a week, nothing special happened except for the Innamsochu incubus visiting us once, so there won’t be anything special this time when we live together for three or four days.

Thinking lightly, I nodded.

“Then, let’s just take a tablet with us on the way. I have to work on a commission.”

—–

This is Hyukjin’s house that he visits for the first time in his entire life.

As I finished shopping and headed to his house, I started to let my imagination run wild.

What does it look like? Aren’t you like me after 5 minutes?

Of course it smells like a widower, right? There’s no way he doesn’t smell like a widower when he lives alone.

There are definitely things like black cabbage and kelp, right? When I looked around the hair loss related community, I heard that it is essential for people with hair loss.

I burst out laughing as the picture inside his house was slowly being captured in my mind, and Hyukjin tilted his head and asked what was so funny.

“What are you thinking, laughing alone like a crazy bitch? And we’re done, just look ahead.”

“Already? It’s very close to downtown, right?”

“Because accidents often occur in crowded places. Wait a minute, we have to lift the barrier.”

Hyukjin took out a large sword that looked like a Chinese sword and slashed downwards, and soon the space split like an animated CG and a large mansion appeared.

The size was far beyond my expectations and the neat appearance erased everything I had imagined until then, and I screamed loudly as I grabbed the guy by the collar.

“Fuck you bastard! You said you have no money!”

“It is true that there is no money. Although there is a lot of money in the back world, there is not much money in the front world.”

“Then what is this mansion? What are those maid bitches approaching from afar?”

“The mansion was given to me as a gift by a friend I knew, and the maids are all demons, and they are holding on to me to force me to reform and send me to hell?”

Hyukjin explained calmly while dragging me into the mansion and warning the demon maids in a low voice.

“I don’t know what kind of idiot would touch this person, but if they do, think that your reincarnation has passed that day, do you understand? Well, since it’s a nine-tailed fox, it won’t be noticeable if you touch it.”

“”Yes, master. I will keep this in mind.””

The demon maids nodded and quickly disappeared, and Hyukjin opened the mansion gate and spoke to me.

“It’s a place I only come to sleep at night, but I didn’t expect to come here during the day. Oh, and there are natural air conditioners called evil spirits, so there’s no need to turn them on. It always maintains a comfortable temperature of 18 to 19 degrees.”

“Can’t we just take out one of the maids working here? Then I don’t think I need to sleep at your house.”

“I can’t give them to you because each and every one of them is so fucking dangerous. Right now, they are obedient to me because I am there, but as soon as they leave the mansion, there will be an uproar, right? The temperature isn’t low for nothing.”

Hyukjin shook his head and said no, and I expressed my regret and started looking around the mansion with him.

A mansion that retains elegance and antiquity, unlike its cruel, perverted, and violent owner.

I walked slowly, admiring every little detail of the mansion.

How many minutes did he spend looking around the mansion with his eyes shining like that?

Hyukjin disappeared somewhere, saying he wanted to go to the bathroom, and while he was gone, a delicious smell wafted from somewhere, so I increased my speed and explored the inside of the mansion.

What on earth is this smell?

It doesn’t seem like it smells like bread or cookies.

I don’t know, let’s just follow the smell.

Hyukjin ordered the maids not to do any harm, so there shouldn’t be any danger in following this delicious smell.

Using my excellent sense of smell, I followed the direction the smell was coming from and found a closed door at the end of the path.

Judging from the rich smell, this is definitely the source.

I tried turning the door handle a few times, but the door was locked and wouldn’t open. Unable to resist my curiosity, I summoned a fox spirit nearby.

“I know everything around me. Come out, you stalker bitch.”

[A stalker? The main woman is just fun to watch. Do not slander.]

“The slandering is damn good. A stalker is someone who follows you wherever you go and voyeurizes. Then what is a stalker?”

[Stalkers are created with excessive love and obsession, but the real woman just looks at you for fun, so there is a big difference. But why did you call my wife?]

Why did you call me? Of course I called you to open the door.

As a ghost, you can easily pass through walls, right?

To the questioning fox god, I pointed to the tightly closed door and asked.

“Can you open the door? It smells delicious, but I think there’s something in this room.”

[You mean this room? There was nothing particularly unusual. Even if you open it, it seems like the item you are thinking of is not there.]

“It doesn’t matter, open it. I want to smell a stronger smell even without objects.”

At those words, Foxin opened the door with a somewhat uneasy smile, and after successfully entering the room, I felt let down by the very ordinary scene in the room, just as Foxin said.

It definitely smells delicious, but the food isn’t actually delicious.

Is this the dog chasing the chicken, looking at the roof?

…It sure smells good.

Everything from pillows to blankets.

Did you spill some food here? No, it’s normal for spilled food to smell bad, but what is it really?

As I buried my face in the pillow and sniffed the air, making all kinds of guesses, I heard Hyukjin’s voice as he went to the bathroom.

“What are you doing in my room right now?”