episode_0095

“So, it’s all a misunderstanding?”

“Yes, sister. We are just co-workers who came together for work, but we are definitely not in a relationship like that. I can swear on Your Holiness.”

“Why am I walking, you crazy bastard! If you’re going to bet, you should bet your dick!”

“That would be trustworthy. Okay, I’ll trust you.”

“Why does my sister believe that again!”

My older sister, who I thought was a strong supporter, was easily defeated by Hyukjin’s dirty tongue.

No, fuck.

I’m swearing on your brother, not my dick, so why do you believe me?

And Hyukjin, that bastard is like that too.

How about being a man? If you’re going to bet, you have to swear on your own dick. Why are you risking me?

Did he look at the two muscular man and woman in front of him with a blank expression?

My sister looked back and forth between me and Hyukjin and sighed deeply.

“I got my lost boyfriend back, and looking at your expression now, I think it’s right for me to just leave. I’m coming. Have a nice time with your boyfriend, bitch.”

“Who is my boyfriend! And, wouldn’t it be too vain if we went on like this? Your sister’s house is an hour away from here, right?”

“It is much better to just go in vain than to watch couples salting. It still sucks, but you want to watch more of this? Wow, don’t say anything terrible.”

My older sister started to gag and turned away, waving goodbye.

“The next time we meet will be at a wedding hall, right? See you then, my little brother.”

“My sister isn’t even a dog, so why do you keep talking like dog? Did a dumbbell fall on your head?”

“It would be possible to make body soup with a fox, right? right? Foxes are also canines.”

“Sorry.”

I immediately asked for forgiveness as my tendons bulged, and Hyukjin spoke to his older sister who was leaving again.

“Sister!”

“Why?”

“I forgot to tell you, but are you thinking of going on a blind date? There’s a guy who likes my sister.”

“You say I like it? How much is 3 to 3, he?”

“Uh… I’m just a cute little friend. Would you like to meet him?”

My sister looked briefly worried about Hyukjin’s suggestion.

“I don’t treat men who are weaker than me. Tell them to get stronger and come back.”

Soon he shook his head and expressed his denial.

…I guess that’s because of Dad, right?

Since I was young, I always told my older sister, ‘Get the seed of a man stronger than you,’ so that must be the reason.

But… realistically, would it be easy to find a man stronger than your sister?

A man who scores 3:420 or higher is said to be more interested in fitness than a woman. Is it possible to have sex with a man like that?

‘Semen is protein and sex is an act of consuming semen, so it can be said to be muscle loss. Wouldn’t he refuse sex by saying, ‘So I’ll date you, but I’ll never have sex with you?’

No, is it a little different when you think of your father?

anyway.

As I watched my sister leaving in the distance, I asked Hyukjin to show me a guy that my sister liked, and when I checked the photos after begging her like that.

“This guy, no, this kid really likes my older sister?”

I was astonished by this fact, which was hard to believe.

Contrary to my older sister who looks like she could tear a bear to death, she has a small physique that looks like she wouldn’t be able to catch a rabbit.

Unlike her older sister, who exudes machismo, she looks like a slender woman.

It seemed like I would never get along with my older sister, so I rubbed my eyes and asked Hyukjin.

“Is this person serious? You said your sister liked it?”

“To be exact, a monster, not a person. He’s one of the kind youkai who likes people, but he especially likes your older sister?”

“What side of you do you see in your sister?”

“Uh… He said he was a ‘warrior’ with fantastic muscles and that he really wanted to marry me. In the first place, this bastard… his preference is to be raped and attached to strong women.”

“Ah…”

As expected, he was a person with a distorted sexual desire, no, he was a monster.

After all, there is no way a person with a normal sexual desire would like someone like my sister.

“So what are you going to do? Are you really going to introduce me?”

“I’m thinking about it, because spring has to come at least once in your life. If it wasn’t a monster, I would introduce it right away.”

“Puhup… Who is worrying about spring when your spring hasn’t even arrived yet? Be nice to yourself first, you bastard.”

I laughed and patted the guy on the back, and he looked at me blankly and opened his mouth.

“Spring is coming soon, so there’s no need to worry about my spring, right?”

Affection, sexuality, obsession, happiness.

Facing that gaze filled with both positive and sour emotions, I silently avoided eye contact and pointed toward the escalator.

“… Let’s stop talking nonsense and go buy some travel items. I haven’t picked one yet.”

“Oh, that? It’s okay because I prepared everything anyway. I have a lot of work to do abroad, so I always prepare.”

After he finished speaking, he opened his mouth and pointed to the women’s clothing store.

“If you come to the department store, pick out any clothes you want. I’ll buy you one.”

“There are a lot of clothes at home, you bought them for me and you don’t even remember them?”

“None of them suited your taste. Also, how long are you going to wear only sweat tops and dolphin pants? Don’t you deserve that ugly body?”

Hyukjin shook his head, grabbed my hand, and dragged me to a women’s clothing store. I decided that what he said had some truth, so I was dragged along without much resistance.

It’s time to change your outfit.

It was okay at first, but these days I feel embarrassed about exposing myself even a little bit.

I have no choice but to go because I need long pants.

I’m definitely not going there to impress that bastard.

After once again making a firm promise not to become a female, I went to a women’s clothing store with Hyukjin.

Flash!

I noticed the employees’ eyes shining when they looked at me, and I smiled awkwardly and said,

“I’ll just leave.”

“You can do whatever you want when you come in, but not when you leave?”

“Kaaaaeaeang!!!!!”

Just like that, with the mournful cries of foxes, another hell began to unfold in Inse.

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“Customer? I think this outfit will look good on you. Would you like to try it on?”

“Trigram, it’s okay. Ooh, the dress is a bit…”

“I’m sorry, you are a very shy person. So what do you think of this outfit? It has a neat yet sexy element, so your boyfriend will like it.”

“I’m not your boyfriend… I’m just a friend…”

“Ah~ So it was your husband? It seemed like they had a close relationship somehow! Hehe… You look really good at night jobs, right?”

I came here for no reason.

I honestly think this is one of the top three mistakes I’ve made so far.

Why did I do that?

Why did I come to this point because I wanted long clothes when I could just endure a little bit of embarrassment and wear sweat tops and dolphin pants?

No, and fuck it, it’s summer in the first place.

I don’t know if you’re wearing shorts and a short-sleeved t-shirt, but what on earth were you thinking when you decided to wear long pants and a long-sleeved t-shirt?

Are you really planning on dying?

As he gritted his teeth and refused to get dressed, blaming his own stupidity, the employees began to show disapproval, and just as they were watching, thinking they could get away by now.

“I think this black dress will suit you well. Why don’t you try it on? Even if it is not necessary to charm a man, a woman needs to decorate herself.”

Foxin, who was holding a dress that was quite embarrassing to wear among the accumulated clothes, suggested that I wear it while wearing the same clothes as the waitress.

Why is he here again? Also, why is the sexy yukata I usually wear gone and why am I dressed like a waitress?

When I looked at the fox god with questioning eyes, she smiled brightly and opened her mouth.

“Does it look strange? It looked pretty good so I tried it on, but why was the reaction so bad?”

“Because I came without the fluffy ears and adorable tail, which are like an identity. And it’s pretty, but why is it dressed like a waitress? There are a lot of other clothes, right?”

” Doesn’t this outfit look quite similar to the ‘formal attire’ you showed me last time? So I tried it on once. However, it doesn’t really suit the girl who prefers loose and sexy clothes.”

Foxine complained and undid a few buttons, and Hyukjin exclaimed in admiration as the dizzying sight of his underwear appeared.

“I wish His Holiness looked half as good as you. Even though he has become the fox beast he likes so much, he doesn’t think about making things up. If it were me, I would have decorated it a lot to resemble a game character.”

“I agree with you. Even in my opinion, it seems like he was just talking loudly. If you don’t show off when you have a beautiful fox beast right in front of you, wouldn’t that be ‘fake affection’?’

The two of them talking bullshit and scratching my insides.

To refute those words, I held in my hand the black dress that Fox God gave me.

“You can wear it, you bastards! You guys, if you call me ‘fake affection’ even after wearing it, I’ll crush your heads with a frying pan, okay?”

“Okay, just wear it and then tell me.”

“Would you tell me after you put it on, you stupid bastard?”

After hearing their mocking answers, I got nervous and went into the locker room and quickly started changing my clothes.

What, you idiot? Fake affection?

Just wait and see, fuck it.

Even if it means holding back my shame, I will show you that my affection for my fox beast is ‘real’.

I was so furious that I wore a black dress, but when I looked in the mirror after putting it on, shame replaced my anger.

As expected, I wore it for no reason, I wasn’t responding to provocation.

No, but if I don’t wear this and go out, my love for the dog-scared fox beast will be ‘fake’, right?

It can’t be like that. I have to go out. I have to go out…

I’m a bit embarrassed to stand in front of others wearing these masculine clothes.

…Okay, let’s call Hyukjin alone.

All you have to do is prove that you ‘worn it’, right?

Even if I prove it by calling Fox God, that cunning bitch will say he doesn’t know me, so it would be much better to call Hyukjin.

It’s a perfect idea.

This way, I feel less shame and can prove it.

Thinking, I called Hyukjin from inside the locker room, and as soon as I felt Hyukjin arrive in front of the locker room, I opened the door and pulled Hyukjin inside.

The guy was taken aback by my sudden behavior and was dragged into the locker room without being able to handle it.

Looking up at that guy, I asked a question in an ant-crawling voice.

“These clothes… are you okay? There are no awkward parts, right? Well, this is proven, there’s nothing more to say next time?”

Hyukjin gave a thumbs up with his nose bleeding.

“Of course.”