episode_0090

“Fuck.”

exploded.

It wasn’t just that they exploded, they exploded like dogs to the point where I wondered if it would be okay to explode like this.

What I didn’t know when DeKane appeared in the first confirmed semi-ceiling was that the gacha results were going to be really shit.

[Hehehahaha!!! Did you call me? That’s right, I’ve called this body, so there’s no need to worry anymore! Because this big, beautiful bat will crush them!!!]

DeKane, a bald guy with muscles who came out with a full 90%.

Still, I cheered at the thought that I saved 240,000 won by coming out on the half-ceiling, but I lost my mind when I got 5 consecutive picks.

[I’m here, are you happy? After all, everyone must like me?]

[Is that so? Is that so? I see… I see… My name is… No, I’ll tell you slowly as I travel.]

[Kher appears! You’ve waited a long time, right?!]

[I’m so glad we can travel together. what? Are you happy too? That’s really fortunate!]

[I’m sleepy… I want to sleep a little longer… I have to travel? Can’t I take a short nap and then go?]

“Fucking real shit.”

When I let out a double curse coming from deep within my heart over the 2.4 million won I lost in 3 minutes, the viewers laughed at me for blowing up the money and were also shocked by Ilwol’s bloody character gacha.

– Is this… a game? Ugh… my head…

– The head must have been sutured properly haha. How can you use 1000 pulls and still not be able to do it?

– ??? : Shall I show you a magic trick? It’s a magic trick that makes 2.4 million won disappear!!!

– Aside from the fact that the game is well made, these bastards’ gacha is so fucking bloody? I can’t explain the feeling of despair when I get a lottery ticket that I worked so hard to get through for one version.

– Adding legend to legend ㅅㅂ haha But now I’m no longer interested in updates, so why not just fill 30 more minutes with this?

– Honestly, it would be more fun to listen to bullshit and watch funny videos for 30 minutes than to watch updates, right? Please extend the time by just 5 more minutes, no more, no less.

– These bastards are always cursing and telling me not to leave anymore. Haha, the homework broadcast is only over. If they have any thoughts, they will broadcast a little more after it is finished.

Viewers clamored to extend the broadcast just a little longer.

And, after 30 minutes, viewers are running a happy circuit thinking that I will be broadcasting more.

However, after being harassed by nearly 25,000 people for 30 minutes, my mind was extremely tired, so I slowly began to finish the homework broadcast.

It’s not that I don’t want to add more.

Only 400 people at most? On a broadcast that only about 500 people watch, 25,000 people come in and copy money, so of course I want to do more.

Still, I can’t help but feel tired. I don’t know what mistakes I might make if I broadcast while I’m tired.

There is only about one minute left until the homework broadcast ends.

All I could do was briefly express my thoughts and say goodbye, and I said my thoughts with a bright smile, feeling relieved that it would soon be over.

“I also want to do more, but I have no choice because I have other schedules. Hehe… Still, I was nervous because I was in charge of the 1st anniversary broadcast, but I think it ended well thanks to the viewers. Thank you so much.”

When I bowed my head and expressed my gratitude, one of the viewers asked for a little more broadcast time and donated a fairly large amount of money.

[Can’t the broadcast last 10 more minutes? No, just 20 minutes… 30 minutes is truly amazing.]

No matter how many times I thought about it, I thought it was too much for my current state of mind, so I declined in a soothing voice.

“I really appreciate the large amount of support, but I also have other things to do afterward. I’ll either turn on a separate broadcast tomorrow or add a few more minutes on that broadcast, or something like that. We will refund your donation.”

With that, I refunded the viewer’s donation, confirmed that it was time to end, and bid farewell to the viewer.

“It was really nice to meet you. Everyone, please continue to have fun playing in January and come watch my broadcasts a lot. Well then, bye~”

After saying hello, I ended the broadcast before the viewers could say anything, and fell down on the bed and spoke quietly.

“It was really fucking hard, fuck.”

—–

After waking up for a moment due to extreme fatigue, it was already late evening.

From the delicious smell creeping in from the kitchen, I knew that Hyukjin had come home.

Did you buy tteokbokki and sundae? It’s been a while since I ate snacks, but I bought some good ones.

After drooling, I wiped my eyes and walked to the kitchen, where I found Hyukjin reading an old book.

A guy looking at an old book with a serious face, wondering what was so serious.

I quietly approached him, thinking it would be fun to surprise him, but Hyukjin closed the old book and opened his mouth, not having any fun.

“Are you awake? Why are you making no noise when you arrive safely, when you’ve already made all the pretense of being popular?”

“…Just because I was bored. But why are you here? There was no special mention of coming, right?”

“I called after the broadcast, but he didn’t answer the phone, so I came by once. I wonder if something happened again.”

“Hmph, there is a fox god, so how could something happen? I guess I just came here to have fun for no reason.”

“There is no invincible being in this world, bitch. No matter how strong a fox god is, there are limits. How can you be so worried that I come to you?”

“They come to me every day with strange reasons, so what kind of brat am I giving away? Huh?”

“Do you think that the child put out in the water is safer than you? You always cause accidents, right?”

“Are you driving because you want to? It’s not that I have a problem, it’s that the kids who come to visit have a problem. I don’t want to get caught up in a fucking accident either.”

I just drew and broadcast funny pictures at home.

I only went outside a week ago, but until then I had never really gone out and met other people.

Aren’t the cubs who go out of their way to visit and harass a good fox who stays at home and makes fun of her a bad bastard?

No, they were actually bad guys.

I don’t know how I knew, but it was a black fox that came to my house and tried to protect me by force.

It’s like a no-frills race that tried to fool people by showing their appearance as a fool and trying to trick them.

A shota incubus with a big dick who was so proud of how big his dick was and tried to fuck me.

It’s wrong for those bastards who dare to come and cause accidents when I don’t even take a step outside the house to live a quiet life!

I didn’t do anything wrong!

I sighed heavily out of frustration and sat down, and the guy looked at me closely and opened his mouth.

“Aren’t you going to change out of your shrine maiden uniform? Isn’t it uncomfortable?”

“Isn’t there anything particularly uncomfortable? It’s made to be really comfortable to wear for a cosplay costume, so it’s a little more uncomfortable than sweats? I was planning on changing my clothes soon.”

“You were so shy yesterday, are you okay again today? Did you become a female overnight?”

“Stop giving a damn. Yesterday, you said it was because you were embarrassed! If it were you, wouldn’t you be embarrassed if someone suddenly came in and just stared at you blankly? Huh?”

I was irritated and argued, but Hyukjin calmly accepted what I said, asking what was the problem.

“What’s wrong with saying she’s pretty because she’s really pretty? Did you feel that bad when I told you I was pretty?”

“Oh, no, it’s not like that…”

“Then it doesn’t matter, right? It’s not like Hong Gil-dong, but I say that I suck at something that sucks. So what should I say? Let me ask you just one more thing, do you think the way you look right now doesn’t suck?”

…of course I think it sucks. Being a fox beast and wearing a shrine maiden uniform are the same as the basic formula for being ugly, so how can you not be ugly?

but.

“You…”

“What?”

“So you…”

“Tell me straight, you bastard. If you speak in such a crawling voice, how can I, who am not even an animal, understand?”

I spoke in a low voice out of embarrassment and didn’t know why, but he expressed his frustration as if he hadn’t heard me, and I opened the package of the sundae, feeling rather fortunate.

“No, it’s okay. I’m hungry, so let’s eat.”

“True, it’s bland. But like a ghost, you open the sundae packaging first? Does it look more delicious that way?”

“Yes, this one smells a little more delicious. Strangely, I don’t like tteokbokki.”

“Is it because the seasoning is mixed between the sundae? Do you want to try the liver first? I was wondering if sundae is attractive because of the liver.”

Hearing Hyukjin’s curious words, I found the liver among the sundae, picked it up, and carefully brought it close to my nose.

Is it really because of the liver?

In Korean folklore, it is often said that foxes like liver, but is it because they really like liver that they are attracted to sundae?

While thinking about this, I smelled the liver, and the smell made my mouth water, so I put the liver in my mouth without realizing it.

Squishy squishy.

The unique cloudy taste of liver that flows out as soon as you put it in your mouth and chew it.

The taste, which I would have hated in the past, suited my body very well now, and after chewing it a few times, I swallowed the liver in one gulp.

“It’s delicious. I think I was drawn to sundae because I went as you said?”

“In Korean folk tales, there are many stories about foxes liking liver, but it was a fact. Enjoy, I will just eat tteokbokki.”

“Is that okay? Aren’t these livers originally bought for you to eat?”

“Wipe the saliva from your mouth and speak, bitch. If you talk like that while drooling, I’m sure they’ll want to eat it.”

“Oh…!”

At Hyukjin’s words, I quickly wiped the drool from the corner of my mouth, and in the meantime, a thought suddenly occurred to me and I playfully told him.

“Hey, I’m just asking out of curiosity.”

“What again?”

“If I ask for it, are you willing to give it to me?”

When I asked a question while looking at the guy’s abdomen with greedy eyes, the guy laughed and pointed to his lower body.

“There is something more delicious than liver. What do you think it is?”

After hearing that, I quietly picked up the frying pan and hit the guy on the head.

Kang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!