episode_0056

“So, the Fox Spirit asked you to live with me for a while?”

“Yeah, she said she needs to vacate her place for about a week to ten days, so she told me to stay with you.”

“We’ve been sticking together like glue all this time, why suddenly now? Was there a reason written in the note?”

“She said it’s for my safety. There wasn’t a detailed reason written in the note.”

Chewing on the chicken ordered for supper, he paused before answering, setting the chicken down and nodding his head.

“About ten days… If I extend my vacation a bit, it should be possible.”

“Are you sure about this? Can you just take a vacation for something like this?”

Raising his eyebrows in response, he finished his beer and let out a sigh.

“My only friend is in danger, would I just sit still? And I was thinking about taking a break too. I’ve been working too hard lately.”

The fluffy friend made a tired expression while eating wings, then looked at my tempting and fluffy tail, finishing it off.

“Wait, so during our cohabitation, that fox’s tail is as good as mine?”

“Are you kidding me? This is my tail, not yours.”

“Damn, you can’t even do that much after taking care of me for almost ten days? You’re such a petty guy.”

“If you’re bothered, why don’t you TS too? And do you even know how much trouble it is to manage a tail? It takes a full two hours a day, you know?”

Would these tempting tails be fluffy, soft, cozy, and fluffy without any maintenance?

Of course, they are naturally fluffy, soft, and tempting.

But you know, if you don’t manage them, they’re just dog fur, dog fur! I manage all this to make it like this.

Being treated as his property without even helping with tail maintenance, he’s an unscrupulous guy.

As I glared at him with fiery eyes of anger, he seemed flustered and quickly changed the subject.

“By the way, what do you think about the 1st-anniversary broadcast? Do you have any plans for it?”

“Do you think I have? I just signed the contract today.”

“Still, don’t you have any thoughts about it? Can’t you just give me a hint?”

With a face full of curiosity, my friend pleaded with me, and unable to resist the annoyance, I told him about the rough plan.

“I plan to show the true charm of the Marengo to the Fedo kids who call out for the Loli Mama. That was my only thought from the beginning.”

“…Are you crazy? You’re going to stir up the biggest hornet’s nest on the 1st-anniversary broadcast? Have you finally lost your mind?”

Have I lost my mind?

No way, that would be impossible.

The ones who have lost their minds are probably the Fedo kids who call someone much younger than themselves Marengo.

Placing my hand on my side, I confidently replied.

“Why, do you think I’ll fail?”

“Of course you will? Some illustrators who are called masters drew Selina as the ‘real Marengo’ and got cursed out like dogs, and you, an ordinary illustrator who can’t even reach the level of a master, think you can pull it off?”

My friend chuckled in disbelief and began to explain the character’s appeal to me.

“Selina is a perfect character in herself! A petite body like a child, but the maturity to embrace everything like a mother! That contrast is what’s so appealing! When she rushes in acting cute, you might be surprised at first, but then she smiles like a mother and offers you a small tail as a pillow. Isn’t that charming?”

“I don’t know, idiot. From the childlike petite body, it’s just a fail.”

What a load of crap, explaining himself as a Fedo furry.

But that bastard definitely didn’t like the glamorous style, right? I remember when I checked the gallery before, there were so many glamorous furry pictures.

How on earth did Pedo fall from grace? Is it because of that weird loli character, Selina or something?

Looking at my friend as if he were an irredeemable piece of trash, he spoke to me with a deadly serious expression.

“No, I mean, I look at Pedo like a person, but I’m really not Pedo, right? I don’t see anything else, just Selina, right?”

“Pedophilia is feeling sexual desire for a child, you idiot. You say you’re attracted to loli and then say you’re not Pedo, how the hell am I supposed to understand that?”

“Selina is not a child, she’s a vampire! She’s much older than us!”

“If you draw a 10-year-old elementary student and call her a forty-year-old lady, people will definitely find that disturbing, you bastard!”

Bam!!!

I pulled out a frying pan from under the bed and smacked him hard on the head, starting to explain the “Vampiress Theory.”

“Listen up, lolicon. I’m going to tell you about the ‘true vampiress’ from now on.”

“Well, I’m not Pedo, so…”

“Shut up! From the moment you felt sexual desire for a child’s body, you’re out, you bastard!”

I brought a tablet and quickly drew a voluptuous figure, pointing at it with a pen as I spoke to him.

“The first condition of a vampiress is these voluptuous breasts! If the breasts are full and beautiful, you feel a sense of security in her embrace! Do you think you’d feel secure with those meager breasts? No way!”

“…My mom had meager breasts?”

“No wonder I never felt secure.”

“You son of a b****!”

He tried to express his anger, but he had no right to show anger towards Pedo, so I continued to speak immediately.

“Next! It’s the hourglass figure! Animals have an instinct to return to where they came from… it’s commonly called the homing instinct. Look!”

I drew an hourglass figure and a thick waist, asking him.

“Which one looks more appealing?”

“Of course, the hourglass figure, but this is a bit different, isn’t it…?”

“No! It’s not different! To put it crudely, it’s because the dollhouse was excellent and cozy that you feel the homing instinct! Therefore, the hourglass figure can also be called a ‘vampiress condition!’”

“My head hurts… please stop…”

As my friend’s thoughts gradually turned into normal sexual desires, he put his hand on his forehead, giving me the opportunity to talk about the third condition, but…

“Stop it! You crazy fox! I feel like I’m going to get a mental illness!”

Smack!!!

“Ouch!!!”

In the end, under his ruthless violence, I had no choice but to remain silent.

…You coward, pulling out your fists in a verbal fight.

I will definitely correct your mistaken sexual barrier for liking lolis.

No matter what happens.

—-

Was he gently stroking his bruised forehead, crying, after being beaten by the friend?

Taking a deep breath to calm his emotions, the friend asked me a serious question.

“Hey, weren’t you really going to go crazy during the 1st anniversary broadcast? The Selina fandom is so strong that if you mess with it, you’ll really fall into ruin, right?”

“I’ll do what I have to do, even if it leads to ruin, but I can’t tolerate anything other than the fact that loli is a vampiress.”

“How so? It can’t be through illustrations, right? I know you’re good at drawing what you like, but still, compared to the master illustrators, you’re a step behind, right? Look at this for a moment.”

He took out his phone and showed me the GIFs drawn by the famous illustrators, trying to dissuade me.

“You’re good at drawing, and according to what you said about the ‘Mamang Theory,’ it does fit the ‘Mamang.’ But…”

Next, he showed me the various malicious comments attached to the illustration.

“This… isn’t Mamang!!! The Mamang I know didn’t look this messed up!”

“The breasts are too big… and it’s too grotesque. Selina is supposed to be cute and mature Mamang, not some messed up old lady.”

“Jolbyuk Binu is the epitome of disgust… turning into grandma milk when you get old… doesn’t look like it at all!”

“Your illustration skills are really dead lol, I might have to unsubscribe after this month. Sigh.”

“”

“”

“I don’t really know the character Selina, but something seems off. Please pay attention to the details;>”

Positive comments were few, and the rest of the comment section was filled with venomous remarks from the toxic Selina fandom.

Even with such a well-drawn picture receiving hate comments, drawing the loli mama character as the ‘real Mamang’ in the 1st-anniversary broadcast? Could it lead to death threats?

Extreme fans like cult followers, you never know what they might do.

As he checked other illustrations by different artists and read the comments, my friend sighed and spoke up.

“Touching Selina is really not recommended, just choose another character! There’s Werewolf, Catwoman, and many other Colli characters, why Selina of all people?”

“Are you talking about all the furry characters, you bastard?”

“Oh, busted.”

My friend scratched his head awkwardly, avoiding eye contact, and I handed him back the phone with a smile.

“I have a good idea.”

“What idea? Don’t tell me, you’re going to draw weird sexual GIFs on the official broadcast?”

“Are you crazy? Even if my broadcast is crazy, I wouldn’t do that in a situation where I received a hefty deposit, you idiot.”

I playfully hit my friend’s bouncy head and showed him my phone screen.

“This is what I’m thinking of doing.”

“Oh… yeah, this might actually work.”

My choice seemed to impress him, as he marveled at it as well.