episode_0053

Watching my testicle friend, who is infatuated with the succubus of the Nokol race, prancing around, I couldn’t help but feel a bit off.

It felt like having a beloved toy taken away by an unfriendly older sister.

Seeing the mismatched combination of a furry bug and a Nokol race flirting around only made me feel more and more frustrated.

“Why the hell do I feel so suffocated, like I’ve eaten ten sweet potatoes? There’s absolutely nothing to make me feel suffocated!”

It’s a slightly different feeling from watching a couple bicker from a solo perspective.

If the former made me purely angry at the twisted behavior, this was a mix of annoyance and anger.

What is the essence of this emotion? What is it that makes me so irritated?

Trying to relieve the suffocation by patting my chest, it only seemed to worsen as time passed.

Frowning, I turned to the Fox Deity and asked, “Fox Deity.”

– What’s the matter?

“Why do I feel so suffocated? Watching those two giggling and laughing makes me feel like I’m going crazy.”

Taking a deep breath to alleviate the suffocation, the Fox Deity chuckled softly and replied.

– The female transformation seems to be progressing smoothly.

As someone who had bet on the presence of a female transformation, I couldn’t let that slip by. So, I shouted at the Fox Deity.

“What? Female transformation? Are you saying I’m jealous of that bald guy?”

– Isn’t that a wrong statement? It clearly looks like jealousy to anyone. If this continues, you might even end up with NTR, defeat seems imminent.

“Don’t talk nonsense, NTR? Defeat? I don’t even like that bald guy, what jealousy are you talking about?”

Instead of giving an answer, the Fox Deity chuckled softly and spoke.

– You seem to know very little about the emotion of jealousy.

“What?”

– Jealousy is not as simple an emotion as you think. Surely you don’t believe that jealousy only stems from the emotion of ‘love’?

The Fox Deity began to explain the emotion of jealousy slowly and calmly.

– Jealousy is a malicious emotion derived from envying others, in simple terms, it’s disliking someone else’s success.

– It can also stem from the emotion of love. If someone you have a crush on starts dating someone else before you, it can easily evoke jealousy.

– The fact that something you don’t have is in someone else’s hands can also make you feel jealous. In this case… yes, it could be jealousy of having your only friend taken away by a succubus.

…So, the reason I feel jealous is not because my precious lover is being taken away by that succubus, but because my only friend is being taken away?

As I understood this explanation, it made sense. Just as the Fox Deity said, it definitely seems like jealousy.

Yes, I’m not jealous because I like it. I just don’t want to see someone else happily flaunting what’s precious to me.

Strangely, very strangely.

I felt like a liar who had deceived even my own emotions, but it was such a satisfying answer for me at that moment.

I approached the succubus and my giggling friend, wrapping them with my tempting and soft tail.

“Huh?”

My friend, showing a bewildered expression at the tempting tail around his waist.

I pulled him towards me and swiftly slapped his cheek hard.

Slap – !

The crisp and lively sound of a hit echoed through the house, soon quieting it to the point where even the sound of ants’ footsteps could be heard.

My friend touched his cheek as if asking why I hit him, looking bewildered, and I smirked playfully as I brushed my tantalizing tail against his cheek.

“Hey, fashion furry.”

“What?”

“You’re a fashion furry, aren’t you, kid?”

Even though he’s a furry enthusiast, he remains expressionless even when I brush my tail against his cheek.

He’s completely infatuated with that succubus-like girl, yet he doesn’t even react to this tantalizing, soft, and fluffy tail.

And he still insists that I’m the fashion furry?

“You’re falling for that girl, you idiot. Just a moment ago, you were calling her a slut, and now you’re acting like you’re about to date her?”

“What, are you jealous now?”

“Jealous? Of course I am! You’re just about to let that fox-like girl steal the only friend you have?”

“…But you’re the fox, aren’t you? But still, she’s not a fox.”

“Shut up, damn it. Is that really important right now?”

“Oh.”

Swish!

As I wrapped his head with another tail and made him shut his mouth, the succubus approached me with a stern expression.

“What’s going on? Weren’t you two just friends?”

“We are just friends.”

“Then why are you interfering? Isn’t it a friend’s duty to help when their friend is getting involved with a good girl?”

Damn, calling a succubus who preys on people’s life force a good girl?

The passing fox deity would laugh at that.

I chuckled as I provocatively waved a tantalizing tail at the succubus.

“Preventing you from going down the wrong path is also a friend’s duty.”

“Are you saying that it’s wrong for me and her to get together?”

“Of course it is. Are you just going to stand by while your friend tries to date a girl with a dirty personality?”

“What? A girl with a dirty personality? This broken and decayed transcendent being!”

Provoked by my taunts, the succubus angrily attacked me, and I used my friend as a shield, releasing my tail to defend myself.

“Friend shield!”

“Hey, damn it. I was just healing a moment ago.”

“Then pay for the healing! If it goes well, I’ll do more!”

“Fine, I admit it.”

My clueless friend laughed satisfactorily and threw a talisman at the succubus, who froze in place as soon as it touched her.

And the succubus, now frozen in place, vented her anger through gritted teeth.

“Ugh…! You… Just a moment ago, you were touching my precious horns and wings!”

“Goat horns and bat wings, quite satisfying, I must say.”

“But why!”

“But still, nothing is as satisfying as this.”

My friend touched my tantalizing tail, then spoke seriously to the succubus.

“I may have goat horns and bat wings, but you don’t have fur, do you?”

“You don’t have fur either…!”

“Why don’t I have fur? It’s right here, plain as day.”

Twitch, twitch.

I brought one of my tantalizing tails to the succubus’s face, and she bit her lips tightly as if admitting defeat.

That’s the position of the lowly species.

There’s no other species in the world that’s as contemptible as the fox tribe.

As I mockingly stared at the succubus, the fox deity chuckled and spoke to me.

– But didn’t you have some kind of editor contract or something? From what I see, in this state, there’s no way you’ll ever be able to contract with that demon.

…Right, that did happen.

I was supposed to be handling the LaTube editor job, so how did the situation escalate to this point?

Apologize and betray your friend now? No way, my pride as a fox spirit won’t allow that.

Apologize to the fox spirit for being a fox spirit myself? That’s absolutely out of the question.

But the succubus’s editing skills are too valuable to pass up on not making a contract, what should I do?

With a serious expression, the fox spirit sighed as if there was nothing else they could do and said to me.

– Well, I guess there’s no other choice. Let me borrow your body for a moment.

Before I could express my doubts, consciousness began to fade, and in the midst of disappearing consciousness, I cursed at the fox spirit.

No, you bastard.

Just once a day.

—–

In a place where fluffy clouds floated.

In the heavenly realm, which could be considered the most peaceful place in the world, a goddess mocked a fainted vampire.

“Such a shame! I wanted to see the defeat of the childhood friend over there!”

Unless it’s a pure love story, the childhood friend is always the defeated heroine.

Even after deliberately involving a succubus specialized in NTR, the goddess blamed the succubus for the failure to break the strong relationship.

“That succubus. Isn’t she too incompetent for her seduction skills? Amplifying non-existent charms to win, but still being pushed back by a nine-tailed fox with nothing but a sex-optimized body and fur.”

The goddess, shaking her head, gently stroked the still unconscious vampire’s abdomen and asked in a soft voice.

“Isn’t that right, Roxy? If we capture her once and train her, will she improve a bit?”

But the vampire only trembled without giving a proper answer.

“Hehe… Mindaarfang is so… irresistible…♡”

“I think that’s fine too. By the way, the fox lady is starting to look tempting as well. Is there a way to bring her to the heavenly realm?”

As the goddess pondered for a moment, she snapped her fingers, and a young angel appeared before her, bowing his head.

“You called, my goddess?”

“Yes, I did. I’ll be taking a vacation to the mortal realm for a while, so please take good care of Roxy until I return, understood?”

“As you wish.”

As soon as the response ended, clothes appeared on the goddess’s previously naked body, and soon she disappeared from the heavenly realm.