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Halo Streaming, Streamer Administrator.

When the headquarters assigned me the task of monitoring the streamers, I thought there was no better job than this.

Why, you ask?

Isn’t it obvious?

Normally, I would just casually monitor the broadcasts of my favorite streamers.

If a report came in, I would review the footage and if there were any violations, I would take action. It was a simple task.

Yes, just four weeks ago, my job was enviable to others.

Until I encountered that crazy woman.

Is her chest an H-cup? Maybe an I-cup?

She possessed an extraordinary item that couldn’t be fully grasped with one hand, and she was the worst streamer who had been scratching away at my sanity for the past four weeks.

“Drawing Non-Explicit Erotic Art with the 10-Tag”

“Commissioning Tentacle Art for Donors”

“Unusual Sexual Desires Found in Everyday Life”

The saying that a person who looks weird might be normal, and a person who looks normal might be a pervert, turned out to be true.

From the start of her broadcast until now, she only drew indescribably strange images, draining my mental strength.

“Take a good look, everyone. Do you see this clothespin? What do you think will happen if you use this clothespin on the sensitive area of your pants?”

Sexual innuendos were a given.

“What do you think about furries? I only allow fluffy tails and cute ears. Should we say up to 10% to 15% furry is acceptable? I consider anything more than that a mental illness.”

She made bold statements without respecting preferences.

“I’ve made the viewers angry!!! I can control my emotions!!!!!”

She was the kind of crazy woman who disregarded the viewers who were normally cherished by other streamers.

Of course, all the viewers watching her broadcast seemed like lunatics as well.

“People who want to stick a pencil in the pencil holder. Lunatics who want to have a happy time with slippers. Those who say they would have stuck it in if the power outlet hole was a bit bigger…”

Normally, one viewer among the audience should feel uncomfortable and report it, but no one seemed to be present to do so.

Or perhaps they had fallen into abnormal sexual desires after seeing the streamer’s vulgar drawing skills.

I endured the agony of watching the broadcast of this abnormal sexual desire, feeling like my eyes were going to rot.

“Damn it… this woman follows one rule so well… just cross the line once… please…”

Once you cross the line, you’re immediately banned.

Then I won’t need to see you for a month.

Get lost, you damn obscene demon.

Stop polluting my mind with abnormal sexual desires and go to hell.

As I continued to pray, holding the rosary on my wrist, a sinister voice echoed in my ears.

“Let’s be honest. Everyone has at least one hidden abnormal sexual desire, right?”

“Ahh!!! No!!!”

“What do you mean no? Clearly, you’re an abnormal sexual desire holder. Just by continuing to watch my broadcast without leaving, you’re admitting to being one, right?”

“Just turn it off… just turn it off! Do you think I don’t know how to turn it off, you bastards???”

I said it confidently, but in reality, I couldn’t turn it off.

It’s my job to monitor her and ban her as quickly as possible.

“Turn it off? Keep it on? Turn it off? Keep it on? Turning it off would prove that I’m not an abnormal sexual desire holder, but it would also be neglecting my duties… If I don’t turn it off…”

I would become an abnormal sexual desire holder.

No.

I just like Kim Taeyang who intruded into the Yuri genre! NTR material isn’t abnormal sexual desire, right? That’s strictly speaking.

“Normal sexual desire!!!”

Despite screaming until the room seemed to spin, her next words brought me a huge shock.

[NTR is normal sexual desire? Are you crazy? There are things you can say and things you can’t. Pure love is true normal sexual desire, you crazy bastards. Let me define what normal sexual desire is. Being dominated by a student and having a lovey-dovey pure love intercourse 1:1 is true pure love, got it? No rebuttals allowed. If you rebut this, I’ll permanently ban you.]

“Wh-what did the brain-dead girl who’s obsessed with sexual desire just say? NTR isn’t normal sexual desire? Even in the HXX tag, NTR confidently holds the top spot for both men and women! Unforgivable… I can never forgive you for dismissing my normal sexual desire as abnormal!!!”

I logged into another account that wasn’t an admin and immediately overwhelmed her with a large donation.

[NTR Pure Love is Normal Sexual Desire’s $100,000 donation!]

“Admit right now that NTR is normal sexual desire, you fool. If it’s not normal sexual desire to be the top in the HXX tag for both men and women, then what is it?”

Despite being pressured with nearly $100,000, she promptly refunded the money.

“I can’t accept NTR… as normal sexual desire. Imprisoned pure love, forced pure love, yandere-style limb-cutting pure love, I’m lenient on everything but that.”

With a chilling voice, she began to rant as if giving a speech.

“I can never accept anything like NTR Pure Love! Even Kim Taeyang, who broke up the happy pure love couple, will be punished, and those followers who praise NTR as normal sexual desire, like Kim Taeyang, the middle-aged hypnotist, and the forbidden app, will all be punished! That’s all she ever thought about from the beginning!!!”

Thud. Thudddd. Thudddd!!!

While gritting her teeth as if they were about to break, she continued to speak relentlessly.

“I’ll punish Kim Taeyang, who mocked the heroine with his tiny thing, and even Kim Taeyang himself who tried to steal the heroine will receive divine retribution, you damn bastard!”

“Ha… what a b*tch.”

If it were any other streamer, they would have gladly accepted the $100,000, even licking the soles of their feet, but I chuckled in disappointment as she refunded the money just to make a statement.

“You’re truly sincere in your tastes, I quite like that.”

I logged out of my main account and entered her broadcast again with the admin ID.

Without saying a word, I waited for her to make a mistake, but with the sound of the door opening, a beautiful woman entered my room.

“Hey, why are you staring at the screen like that? If someone sees, they might think you’re a stalker.”

“Oh, you’re here, senior? Ah… it must look like that to others. I couldn’t sleep for almost four days because of this girl. She’s a real villain, this girl.”

“What kind of broadcast are you doing? In Halo streaming, anything R-rated is prohibited, right?”

“Well, we’re kind of on the edge of crossing the line or not crossing it because we’re really good at tightrope walking, you know? We did see a hint of getting caught at the second warning, but we didn’t give in after the suspension.”

“Let me see too, how terrible is this broadcast that your mental state has completely deteriorated?”

In an instant, the senior and I joined forces and watched the broadcast she was hosting.

“This… this is outrageous…! W-what the hell is this, damn it!!! What are you doing? Ban them quickly!”

“No, senior? What should I do if a walking rulebook like you says that? That goes against the rules. Last time, I just gave a ban because it was f*cking annoying, and I ended up getting disciplined.”

“…Are you really planning to mess with us for a whole year? No matter how much I think about it, it seems like there’s no intention other than messing with us.”

“But from what I’ve observed for the past few days, they’re following the rules too well to be trying to sabotage the site, and the broadcasts are entertaining, so the concrete floor is already secured.”

“Surely, you’re not one of the viewers who make up that concrete floor, right?”

The senior’s cold yet suspicious gaze.

I met her gaze head-on and lowered my head.

“Do you really think I enjoy those perverted broadcasts, senior?”

“Yeah, it seems to match your taste perfectly, doesn’t it? Your favorite NTR is perverted, isn’t it?”

“No, how is NTR perverted? That’s the epitome of disgust! How disgusting is it for someone else’s woman to lie under the golden sun and say, ‘How was it with XX? I can’t remember anything about sex and the bat…!’”

“Is it normal to steal someone else’s woman for pleasure? Do you… really think that pure love is ‘happy? Pure love? Could it be???’”

“Mochirong, the NTR genre ultimately deals with the happy pure love between the protagonist and the heroine. Isn’t it?”

I chuckled and looked at the senior, who then said,

“…You’re not worthy of living.”

She grabbed a thick book from somewhere and hit me on the head with it.

Thud!

My mind was getting blurry.

The senior glanced at the screen I was looking at for a moment, then approached me with a surprised expression and whispered to me.

“Hey, I’ll take care of that person from now on. You said you were having a hard time, right? Find someone else, I’ll take care of that person.”

I nodded reluctantly, and the last thing I saw was.

The scene of eight black, fluffy fox tails swaying behind the senior’s buttocks.