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In the midst of the worst situation, the only fortunate thing was that the tentacles summoned by the crazy shaman were approaching me at a very slow pace.

Could it be that I’m already considered prey?

The tentacles spread all over my room, ready to attack me at any moment, and thanks to that, I managed to send a three-letter text to my friend.

“Save me.”

Three letters that could convey the urgency of the situation the best.

He’ll probably jump to action as soon as he checks the message.

Feeling somewhat relieved after successfully contacting my friend, I asked the crazy shaman a question to buy some time.

“By the way, who are you to try and insult me? Damn, at least reveal your identity before you mess with me.”

“Well, who am I? Would it be strange if I’m obsessed with tentacles once I reveal just one thing?”

“…I don’t know anyone who likes tentacles. Maybe a few crazy viewers… Ah, damn.”

Yes, it was a viewer.

The crazy shaman who strangely loved tentacles was a viewer of my art broadcast.

“Emi.”

“It’s been a while since your mother passed away, right?”

“Father.”

“Your father passed away too.”

“You damn bitch.”

“How can a woman have a dick, huh! Can I assume it’s because of the tentacles?”

I believe you’re my viewer indeed.

“I’ll draw you a tentacle hentai as a favor if you back off now.”

“No, it’s okay. I can just kidnap and imprison you to get tentacle hentai every day.”

“I have a fatal disease that prevents me from drawing if I’m imprisoned.”

“Don’t worry, tentacles are versatile.”

Squelch.

As if responding to her words, a few tentacles dripped mucus.

…Dirty mucus on my fluffy, tempting, soft, warm, and fragrant tail.

Absolutely not.

I’d rather commit suicide than be covered in that sticky mucus.

“I think we’re done with the answers now, right? Then, be a good girl and let me kidnap you. Oh! My nickname is VulgarMommaTentacleTwitchy! Hope you remember it!”

“What do you want me to remember? Your nickname doesn’t match you at all, so I can’t remember it. What? VulgarMommaTentacleTwitchy? It’s hilarious, you look more like a cliff chest to me.”

“It’s okay, I named it after your vulgar baby bottle. I’m only interested in others’ chests, not my own insignificant chest.”

At her somewhat gloomy response, I mocked her with a bright smile.

“Oh, now I think I know why the tentacles aren’t touching you!”

“What, what is it? Tell me quickly! I want to be insulted by these tentacles!!!”

…She wants to be insulted by tentacles?

Is that crazy shaman for real?

No, she’s a fashion shaman. If she were a real shaman and exorcist, the world would have already been destroyed by demons!

Watching the insane woman grab the tentacles with one hand and contort her body, I asked her seriously.

“…Are you really a shaman?”

“I’m a shaman and an exorcist at the same time! I just raise cool, sexy tentacles as my familiars! Anyway, tell me quickly! How can I be insulted by this cute little one? Huh? Huh?”

In her voice tinged with madness, I pointed at her with my finger and dropped a bomb called facts.

“You really look like a female no matter how you look at it. You’re a mess in your own way, lady. Where in the world would you find tentacles that want to hold a man who can’t even get pregnant?”

“Are you… really saying that I, who have transitioned to female, don’t qualify as a female to be held by a female?”

Her body started trembling as if she was filled with anger.

Since meeting her, I have felt the greatest happiness, and I have driven a wedge into her deep sense of defeat.

“Yeah! Even to the tentacles, you lack charm as a female! That’s why I don’t see you as a target for humiliation as a summoner! Can’t you see that if you had charm as a female, the tentacles wouldn’t leave you alone! They would have done everything to devour you!”

“Oh, no… That can’t be true…! I am not lacking in qualifications as a female! Adorable tentacles? Do you think so too? Huh? Say you think so!”

The shaman grabbed the primitive tentacles that approached her and shook them back and forth, but the tentacles, feeling annoyed, forcefully pushed her away.

Thud.

The shaman flew far away and hit the wall due to the strong resistance of the tentacles.

She cried for a moment with a blank expression, then suddenly laughed as if possessed and stood up from her seat.

“Hehehehehehe… Yes, I lacked qualifications as a female. That’s why the tentacles didn’t humiliate me.”

“Seriously losing it, are there no sane people among the exorcists I’ve seen?”

The bald guy is a bug lover, and the crazy shaman in front of him is a tentacle lover. Surely other exorcists don’t like tentacles, right?

…No, that’s absolutely not the case.

Damn it, I’d rather burn my whole body and die than mess with a giant cockroach and a yas.

Do you think the same way? Fox God?

– That’s something the main character also acknowledges.

See, even the Fox God acknowledged it. So… if a tentacle-loving guy comes out, I’ll just hang myself right away.

As I was contemplating a specific suicide plan, the tentacle-loving shaman, who had been muttering continuously, looked at me with wide eyes.

“Hehe, Gumiho? No matter how many seconds you move, I thought of an inescapable trap.”

“You’re going crazy. Are you a vampire with a heart on your forehead?”

“I don’t know what that means, but from today, you’re a ‘female’. Why? Because I decided so!”

The shaman, who had lost her mind, ordered her summoned tentacles to humiliate me.

“Adorable tentacles? Humiliate that Gumiho until she can’t deny her female role. You can even engage in mating activities today.”

“You son of a b****?”

“Don’t introduce yourself.”

As the shaman’s words ended, a restricted space where hide-and-seek began with the tentacles trying to humiliate the fox humanoid in various forms.

The fugitive is a fox humanoid with dirty good physical abilities during mating season.

In a situation where any form of capture turns into an adult-rated erotic manga, I began to evade the tentacle clusters with the help of the Fox God.

“To the right! To the left! It’s coming from above!!!”

Bang! Bang! Bang!!!

The house, which was intact, or maybe not intact from the beginning, was destroyed by the tentacles.

My precious lifeline, the tablet, was already destroyed long ago, and even the bed where I enjoyed happy times was now crushed by the tentacles.

My precious sweet home was becoming a ruin by the tentacles.

I attacked the intruder with a frying pan like Captain Africa and shouted angrily.

“You son of a b****!!! You plan to destroy someone else’s house?!”

“Yes, I plan to destroy everything and kidnap you to our house by eliminating your attachment to your house♪”

“I’ll make sure to smash your face no matter what happens, you b****! I… I will break your face no matter what, b****.”

“Do you have the courage to do that? What to do… Now your frying pan is all gone.”

Sizzle… Sizzle… Ugh…

“It’s destroyed and gone.”

The tentacles destroyed the last frying pan.

Now, I’m in a situation where I have to fight only with my bare hands.

To make matters worse.

Cough – cough –

My lower abdomen… started to feel increasingly uncomfortable.

My legs were already getting damp, and the strength was gradually leaving them.

I gritted my teeth fiercely as I looked at the approaching tentacles.

“…Damn, seriously.

“A fox is not a dog, so it’s not dog-like, right?”

“Could you please shut your mouth for once?”

As soon as the words ended, the tentacles rushed at me from all directions.

I dodged them narrowly and quickly approached the shaman.

“Oh… are you coming closer?”

“If you don’t get closer, you won’t be able to escape from these damn tentacles.”

There are only two ways to defeat this female shaman.

Either hold out until my strong exorcist friend arrives, or give her a punch.

I really want to choose the former, but it’s an urgent situation, and I don’t even know if he saw the message.

I have no choice but to choose the latter.

However.

Shriek. Shriek. Splat!!!

Bang!!!

The problem is that the tentacle mass not only has a fast speed but also possesses the special ability of weakness.

If you get caught by those tentacles once, you will be weakened and truly ‘corrupted’ in the sense of being ‘female’.

Is that all?

From the look in those sinister eyes, it seems like she won’t insult me just once.

There is even a possibility of receiving vitality from the tentacles and spending a lifetime with them.

“…Is there really no way to give her a punch?”

The frying pan left at home was torn to shreds by the enraged tentacles.

I tried to cut the tentacles with a knife-like blade, but the tentacles were tougher than steel, and all the blades in the house were broken.

Should I just run away from home?

Oh.

Why didn’t I think of that?

Whether spending a lifetime with the tentacles or being a lifelong experiment in the lab, it’s all the same crap.

At least if I choose the latter, I can give that damn shaman a taste of my frustration.

I ran towards the shaman at full speed, then hit the brakes and started running towards the window.

“Hey, hey! What are you doing?!”

“Are your eyes just for show? Of course, it’s an escape!”

“Because of the special clause between the yokai and the exorcist, if both of us reveal ourselves to ordinary people…!”

“Is it my problem? If you don’t like it, get rid of the tentacles first.”

I ran towards the window at full speed without slowing down, and the shaman, gritting her teeth, commanded the tentacles.

“Quick, block the window!!!”

“It’s useless to block it!”

I punched the window with all my might as it was rapidly being corroded by the tentacles.

Crash!!!

The tentacles and the window burst open due to overwhelming physical strength, and the tentacles grabbed my body.

“Uh… uh…?”

The bodily fluids splattered by the bursting tentacles seeped into my body, making my already sensitive body go white at the slightest touch of the wind.

At the same time, the tentacles approached me, completely immobilized.

I looked at the approaching tentacles with a helpless smile.

“…I’m really screwed.”