episode_0016

– The captain really captured the essence well, especially with Puri.

– The captain has gone crazy for money!!! Everyone, run away!!!

– It’s too late to run away… I’ve already fallen into Puri’s corruption… Ugh…

– How can you not feel embarrassed when drawing like that? You’re using all the embarrassing angles, haha.

Watching the consistent reactions of the crazy viewers, I continued the drawing broadcast, but abruptly ended it when I felt a strange sensation from my tail.

A thrilling feeling.

A much more sensitive sensation than usual.

Sensing that something was seriously wrong, I hurriedly ran to the mirror to check my appearance.

“…What is this?”

My face looks strange.

My skin, my body, everything looks strange.

“Why is my face that of a fox? No, it’s subtly human-like too…”

I wondered if I had drunk too much and was seeing things, but since I had no memory of drinking, I dismissed that speculation for now.

So, if this isn’t a dream, then it’s reality…

I cautiously pinched my thigh with my fur-covered hand.

“Ouch!!!”

It hurts terribly, it’s not a dream.

Well, going from a sturdy man to a fox-human and then suddenly turning into Puri isn’t that strange.

“What the hell! Why is this happening, damn it!!!”

Swearing involuntarily, I realized I had not only turned into a fox-human but had now transformed into Puri.

What percentage of Puri am I now?

It doesn’t seem to be over 80%, judging by the fox face and fur, maybe around 45% or 50% Puri.

“Could it be that the transformation magic that the Fox Deity confidently mentioned has been broken? No, my limbs are still intact. I should call the Fox Deity and ask.”

Realizing that just staring at the mirror won’t solve anything, I immediately sat down and shouted at the Fox Deity, who was dozing off in a chair.

“Get up! You bastard!!!”

– Eek?!

Startled by my shout, the Fox Deity got up with a bewildered look, and I pointed at my face, asking her to explain what was happening to my body.

“If you know what’s happening to my body right now, tell me everything. If you claim ignorance, it’s annihilation.”

– Annihilation? Can’t even threaten me with suicide anymore?

Annoyed at being disturbed from her nap, the Fox Deity retorted, but I just chuckled and picked up the phone.

“I can still die, you know? You haven’t forgotten who my friend is, right?”

– Even if you call an exorcist, they probably won’t kill you. Well, just in case…

Transforming back to her beautiful form, the Fox Deity approached me and opened her mouth.

– Hmm… I distinctly remember this phenomenon, but strangely, I can’t recall it.

“Are you suffering from dementia? No, it’s probably not that, maybe it’s a soul-related issue.”

– I don’t know what dementia is, but it sounds unpleasant. Wait a moment, let me try to remember.

After closing her eyes for a moment, the Fox Deity snapped her fingers and smiled brightly.

– I remember now! It’s the early symptoms of mating season!

“…What?”

Unable to believe the reality, I immediately cursed, and the Fox Deity patted my shoulder with her wagging tail.

– Sorry, I haven’t experienced mating season often, so I forgot. But mating season… this could be a good opportunity.

“What good opportunity! Stop joking and suggest a solution. The fact that you’ve only gone through mating season a few times in your long life means there must be a solution, right?”

– There is a solution, but it seems it may not be the way you want it.

The Fox Deity shook her head and explained why she didn’t have a mating season.

“Well, I’ve been mating as if I were in heat even when I didn’t have a mating season. So, it’s natural that I don’t go into heat, right? Well, my partners were humans, so I didn’t get pregnant or anything.”

“So, the only way to resolve this phenomenon is… through sex?”

“No, there’s no need to do that. If I endure just two more weeks, the mating season will end. However, the process is excruciatingly painful.”

She drew energy from my body and created an illusion with that eerie energy.

“I’ve gathered enough energy, so this should be possible. Look closely, these are my friends. Watch how those who endured the mating season are falling into corruption.”

As I cautiously peered into the illusion she created, there was a woman gasping for breath with a flushed face.

“Pant… pant… I’m in pain… I feel like I’m going to die♡”

The woman twisted her body in agony, and as she did, the iron chains restraining her tightened around her even more.

“Kyahh♡”

She let out another flushed cry.

After dispelling the illusion, the Fox Deity looked at me with a serious expression and asked a question.

“Do you understand now? What happens when you endure the mating season.”

“Yeah, I think I do. So, a fox deity who was already annoying becomes even more annoying during mating season?”

“Yes, that’s right…”

As the Fox Deity was about to agree with me, she glared at me with a cold expression.

“Why? What’s wrong with telling the truth? It’s common sense that a fox deity in heat is twice as annoying as a regular fox deity, right?”

“Common sense? Do you think I showed you that illusion to arouse you?!!!”

“I didn’t? I showed you something so provocative that even passing monks would say ‘I’m a bit aroused by this,’ and if you say something like that…”

“Enough!!!”

“Enough of what? Tell me honestly. Did you deliberately choose her? Because you thought I wouldn’t be able to control myself if you showed me someone else, so you deliberately chose her.”

As she spoke with a serious tone, she stared into my eyes and began to growl as if she were truly angry this time.

“Your friend is not your plaything. If you spout such nonsense again…”

“If I spout it?”

“Then I will make sure you never have a peaceful sleep again, you can count on it.”

…This is getting dangerous.

I can handle anything else, but if my sleep is disturbed, that’s a whole different story…

“How am I supposed to handle being aroused!!! And, isn’t it normal for a dog to bark? What’s so strange about that? Is it strange?!!!”

No, I can’t stand being told that I’m aroused by something. Even though it’s not the Joseon era, it doesn’t make sense not to be able to admit that something arouses you.

Honestly, if it were a different scene, I could endure it.

A Gumiho educating Oneshota, a Gumiho having a good time with tentacles.

A Gumiho enjoying a loving relationship with her husband, I could endure all of that.

But.

“How am I supposed to endure a Gumiho restrained during mating season, forbidden from climaxing, and unable to satisfy her own desires!!!”

I absolutely can’t handle that situation.

If I had 10 months’ worth of menstrual vaccine injectors, I might have been able to withstand it, but the injector containing the vaccine might have burst.

“It’s your fault for showing me something arousing! I did nothing wrong for feeling aroused! I just followed my instincts!!!”

As I screamed for her to leave, the Fox Deity looked at me blankly and spoke.

“…You were truly insane. You were so focused on satisfying your desires all the time, why did you think the mating season came now.”

“Maybe the mating season came early because I didn’t satisfy my desires enough.”

“I devote a quarter of my day to satisfying my desires, and you call that not enough?”

The Fox Deity looked at me as if he was fed up, shaking his head before disappearing into the wall.

– “You’ll figure it out on your own. If a promiscuous woman like you, you should be able to overcome this crisis as well.”

“Yeah, you’re right. I’ll find a way to get through it somehow.”

Definitely not heading towards a female downfall.

—–

Inviting a friend over to discuss the heat cycle, my friend sighed as soon as he arrived at my house.

– “…I can’t live because of you, seriously.”

– “What now, what’s the problem?!”

– “That embarrassing… No, that’s not it. Why are you calling me to solve your heat cycle issue?”

To my friend who seemed incredulous, I replied with a smirk.

– “There’s no one else to call, is there? Besides, you’re the only one who knows that I’ve changed into this form.”

– “Yeah, if your mother finds out that you’ve changed into that embarrassing form, she’ll definitely freak out.”

– “Embarrassing? You damn son of a bitch, how can you say that’s a real disease?”

– “A disease? How is loving one’s natural form a disease? Explain it to me in three simple sentences.”

He earnestly claimed that purring is a normal sexual desire more than anyone else, and I entered the kitchen to ignore that dreadful sight.

– “Where are you running off to? Prove that purring is a normal sexual desire.”

– “No, you idiot, why did you post on the community that you want to rape our chocolate? You’ll get a response right away!”

– “He just hasn’t realized that he likes purring yet. Once he does… he’ll like it to the point of being scary.”

Glancing at my tail, my friend, who was talking nonsense about an absurd topic, spoke more seriously than usual.

– “It’s strange, isn’t it? People love purring more than anyone else, so why do they hide their true feelings?”