episode_0010

“So, the three people currently watching my broadcast, or rather my chest, are from the community, right?”

“Yeah, came to see something vulgar, now watching something even more vulgar.”

“Seriously lol, who would’ve thought they’d come to see 2D and end up with Live 3D lololol.”

“I noticed something other than the drawings when I first came in. How about changing the size of the cam and the drawings?”

“Ugh, vulgar bastards… Are my breasts really that good?”

“Yeah.”

“Why even ask the obvious? If you don’t like those breasts among men, you should just commit suicide immediately.”

“That’s not it. I’m not into that kind of thing, it’s a bit uncomfortable for me.”

“You’re a pedo, you son of a b****.”

“Are you sure? I just like small and petite things. Therefore, no.”

Listening to the vulgar words exchanged by the viewers, I sighed and complained.

“Even if the viewership is low, this is not a community, it’s a personal broadcast, you crazy bastards. If you want to jerk off, go do it in a community.”

“If you jerk off in a community, you’ll get banned immediately, you know?”

“Wait, if we capture the jerking off here and post it, will everyone, including the host, get banned?”

“Posting porn is a serious crime. Plus, there’s even a rule against jerking off, so everyone except the host will get banned, right?”

“What a waste of karma.”

Strange.

I’m sure in the novel I read before, there was at least one normal viewer.

Why does my broadcast feel more like browsing a small community site than a broadcast?

Since today is the first day, my personal broadcast is very inexperienced.

I know that once the viewers start jerking off, it never ends, and when it reaches the extreme, it disrupts the personal broadcast.

Continuing to ponder whether to do it or not, I decided to take a gamble with my life.

If the three viewers who came in don’t listen to my warning not to jerk off and leave, it’s game over.

If they listen to me well and create a clean and vulgar broadcast atmosphere, it’s a success.

If it’s game over?

Well, what can I do.

Just go outside, shake a baby bottle, and twerk or something.

Dance once and come back, then I’ll probably be dragged to some kind of research facility and live a life worse than a dog’s.

Well, since I can’t even masturbate right now, isn’t this already a life worse than a dog’s?

Having made up my mind, I spoke into the microphone in a low voice.

“From now on, if you jerk off, I’ll ban all of you. You don’t have to watch the broadcast, it’s just for self-satisfaction anyway. If you want to jerk off, go do it outside of my broadcast.”

As soon as I finished speaking, the chat window, which had been sporadically active, completely froze.

Is it a failure after all?

It’s okay. If it fails, it fails.

The viewership is the same as before.

But the chat still doesn’t come up.

Is there nothing to chat about if they’re not jerking off?

I wish they would leave some vulgar chat like before.

Was I expressing regret while drawing?

In the uncomfortable silence where no one spoke up, a brave viewer finally uttered a vulgar word.

“Oh, didn’t hear that. Really sorry;; Suddenly, my baby started crying and I had to step back except for one foot.”

…Crazy bastard.

Did a ghost attach itself to me because I couldn’t see the baby crying?

Why do you keep talking about babies crying, damn it.

Staring blankly at the chat window, the viewer who had opened the door of the chat spoke up again.

“So, what did you say? I heard not to jerk off and left.”

“That was the end of it. But in the current situation, it can’t be helped. The broadcast is too boring to just look at drawings and breasts.”

“There’s a certain thrill in watching other people’s chats. But with only three people, it’s not very exciting.”

As the viewers started to get rowdy, I tapped on my desk and pulled the microphone closer to me.

“Well then, how about you guys promote instead? A broadcast filled with vulgar jokes and lots of drawings, is that good enough?”

“Vulgar jokes and lots of drawings, damn!”

“To be honest, the host is pretty vulgar too haha. There are quite a few crazy people who draw those pictures haha.”

“I wish there were some Adam-sized drawings. It would be nice if they drew Adam-sized ones too.”

“Pedo alert…”

“So, all we have to do is promote and come back? Like on an online community?”

“Yeah, right now. If you do it and come back, I’ll give you one drawing of your choice and open up a commission slot.”

“…We have to do this.”

“Just wait haha, the influx of viewers haha.”

“Can we request a loli character too?”

“I don’t want to eat bean rice, you son of a bitch! If you’re going to eat bean rice, then eat it alone, you pedo!”

After taking a jab at the weirdo who had been trying to request loli pictures since earlier, I was finishing up the SD Gumiho I had been drawing.

Suddenly, the number of viewers increased by 7, reaching 10.

“I heard a rumor and came here. Is this the mental hospital?”

“Wow, my eyes are… wow…”

“Damn, they said it was a meme lord, so I came in with high expectations, but it’s a female cam broadcast haha.”

“To be honest, I keep looking at the cam instead of the drawings.”

“Am I the only one feeling uncomfortable about this…?”

Although the viewers had increased to 10, it seemed like the perverts who were originally 3 had just increased to 10, and nothing had really changed overall.

“I’m pretty sure I asked for normal people to come, but why did more perverts show up? Welcome, viewers. You all came to see the drawings, right?”

“The drawings are good.”

“If it’s a picture that doesn’t exist in reality, is it right to call it a drawing?”

“???: The body of a beautiful woman is like a painting…”

I felt like I was going crazy.

I couldn’t believe it, but these guys weren’t here for the broadcast, they were here to see some chests.

Disgusting, seriously.

Why do only these kinds of people show up?

As I questioned myself, the answer came from an unexpected place.

– Why, haven’t you heard the saying ‘birds of a feather flock together’? Do you think a vulgar person like yourself can get along with normal people?

‘…Am I not a normal person?’

– Put your hand on your conscience and tell me. Do you really think you’re a normal person? Just by what I’ve seen, you don’t seem normal.

‘No, I’m definitely normal. Pointy and fluffy fox ears, a voluptuous body that seems like it can embrace everything, and a tantalizing tail that can be used as a pillow or a handle at any time. Just the fact that I like fox people makes me perfectly normal.’

– …I can’t seem to communicate with you at all. Do as you wish. I’ll just watch.

The fox god sighed and disappeared, and I looked at the 10 or so viewers, taking out the content I had prepared.

“Since there aren’t many viewers, this should be possible. Alright, everyone, just give me one tag each. I’ll try to draw based on that. Oh, and remember, no R-rated tags, please be mindful of your tag selection.”

I knew that normal drawings wouldn’t come out, but still, it seemed like it would be a quite entertaining content, so I steeled myself for the shocking tags the viewers would come up with.

But.

From the start, something didn’t seem right.

Was this the right thing to do? Have I awakened another abyss?

Doubts crept in, but if the remaining 9 were normal, there was still a chance for redemption, so I silently watched the chat window.

“Tentacles.”

“Loli!”

“Femdom.”

“SM.”

“Big breasts.”

“Chaos.”

“Furry.”

“Group.”

Nine tags were given.

It seems like it’s already strayed too far from the normal category.

Can I draw this without putting an adult rating on it?

“Feeling dizzy, seriously. So, are you not going to request a separate last-minute change?”

Don’t ring the alarm bell for this bullshit, you asshole.

“Take your time to think, I’ll start with the rough first. I really can’t figure out how to draw this.”

As they were trying to outline the rough sketch, a viewer who seemed to have a great sense of variety shows finally threw out an amazing tag.

“Futa?”

“I said I would tell you an amazing tag, okay. I’ll draw it as futanari, but I’ll do it my way.”

Whatever it is, it’s better than BL.

All these tags seem to be driving me crazy…

Wait a damn minute.

If I draw this as loli, I’ll get reported for violating child protection laws.

“Tentacles, loli, condom, ejaculation? Everything’s fine but let’s leave out the loli, okay? This isn’t Paraguay, it’s Korea you crazy bastards… I still don’t plan on going to the police station…”

Despite earnestly pleading with the viewers with clasped hands, all they received in return was a cold response.

“This is the content you chose. Endure it with evil and guts.”

This sucks, seriously.