episode_0067

Another day in Noh Do’s life, or rather, four days had passed, and he welcomed the dawn of a bright yellow morning.

Lying naked on the bed, he chugged down a bottle of burdock tea.

“Ugh.”

His back hurt.

His head hurt too.

He had sex all night.

He enjoyed it all and now that he was back home, it would be strange if he didn’t hurt.

“I’m not the main character of an adult comic book-”

If it weren’t for the help of his skills, he would have lost all three rounds and been kicked by Seres.

“Oh. Looking at it now, I really nailed it, didn’t I? No matter how pissed off I was, I lasted at least 7 hours in her. I practically fulfilled the sexual fantasy of men, didn’t I?”

– A sexual fantasy of men.

– Spending a whole day with a penis buried in the vagina, either pretending or just lying there.

This is unrealistic content because once the sex is over and the blood stops flowing, it becomes cold. It’s even hard for women to accept.

But I had the skills to make it possible.

[Nectar (Νέκταρ) (C~?)]

[You gain the power to attract females with your semen.]

[It has a slight beautifying effect.]

[D+ Those touched by your semen will recover some of their wounds.]

[D+ The overall function of the genitals increases.]

[C+ Those touched by your semen will recover from any abnormalities.]

[C+ The function of the genitals increases significantly.]

Come to think of it, the 20th floor gate was the same.

If you lie, it sucks up my energy, but even though Seres didn’t know the previous episode and told lies consecutively, I didn’t feel any particular danger.

If it were someone else, they would have fainted from the energy being sucked out, but I’m still going strong.

“Ian and Seong-yeon must have specialized in this gate.”

For others, even one or two lies would be a crisis at the gate, but I have more than enough to spare for five shots.

…Even when I think about it, this gate was tough.

There is a 100% way to bypass it or challenge it head-on, but the risk is too great as long as there is a Holy See.

If it weren’t for me, even if I cleared the 10th floor, it would have taken quite a while.

“By the way, I’m not leveling up again.”

Since the skill story came up, I checked the rank, but it stopped at C.

If I had been with Seres and shared sleep and meals, it wouldn’t be strange to move on to the next level.

“[Skill Card Revealed].”

I took out the skill card and checked it.

It’s still the same.

“I did it like that, and now it’s 30-40% cracked, right?”

Last time, half of the copper shell was peeled off, revealing silver, but this time, there is silver inside the silver card shell.

Since the rank has increased, it makes sense that it requires more experience, but if it took me four days to crack this much….

“If you keep getting it from the same person, does it decrease?”

This is the most reasonable guess.

“…This skill is insane. Even if you suck up the top hunters, if you’re still C, then other men would have been E~D for life.”

I put the card back in and chugged it down again.

My stomach sank.

Nectar, it’s not a problem right now.

Anyway, I’m using C well, right?

The real problem is this….

[Love’s Super Warrior – Dragon (R)]

[■■ or ■■■ automatically activates when ■■■■■■■. Grants the skill holder ‘Autonomous Hyper Invincible Mode.’]

[※ The duration increases or decreases depending on the user’s ■■ gauge.]

[※ The cooldown time is about a month. It decreases depending on the user’s ■■ gauge.]

………

Hahaha….

Hahaha!!!!

Damn!!

“How the hell do I deal with those metal bastards? Should I dismantle them and make a rice cooker out of them?”

“What kind of curse is this? Even though it’s my skill, does it make sense not to know the activation conditions?

Just by the way you’re talking, I can tell it’s a ‘super strong skill,’ but isn’t this too much?

Looking at the situation, I know they wouldn’t tell me even if I asked, so it pisses me off even more.

“Autonomous Hyper Invincible Mode, what the hell is that, you bastards.”

I tried searching on my phone.

Just in case there’s a meme I don’t know about.

But even after looking, I still don’t get it.

Whether it’s an invincible mode in a game, or the final form in a tokusatsu show, or a buff in some gag harem anime, all I can understand is the one common point: [Using this means it’s over].

“I checked the Hunter community, but there’s no relevant information.”

Even after browsing through today’s recommended posts, all I see are aggressive posts like [I pulled an EX grade card lol].

Of course, those posts are filled with comments like [That’s a gambling card, dude], [Life is screwed], [Can’t newbies even tell the difference between EX and SSS these days?].

Just in case, I posted a thread asking [What grade is R?], but…

– [Can’t our guy speak English?]

– [Another guy who gave up on learning a second language because of automatic translation at the Tower?]

– [Is this a review? Another troll on the community]

– [Delete the post]

– [What the hell is R? Are you part of Team Rocket??]

└ [Team Rocket lol nerd lol]

└ [Get out if you don’t know Team Rocket]

└ [What a stench]

– [【Ranked 1st BJ Barely Legal Room】← Currently in Part 2, come in now]

– [Looks like a generation that’s forgetting English is finally emerging lol]

– [A fish head who forgets ABC because of a job that uses the body lol]

– [What’s R, damn it]

– [(Meaningless cat emoji)]

– [Another newbie who borrowed their parents’ account and came in]

– [Those who came in thinking it’s a porn story because of R are okay]

…The level of the comments that immediately follow is really something.

If even one person knew, there would have been someone pretending to know in the replies, but there was none.

“Let’s think of it as a skill that will be helpful someday. It’s not like it’s going to make me screwed for no reason.”

It’s more like pushing me forward.

Looking at the situation, it seems like no one else has obtained it, so that’s a kind of romance…?

‘The first skill I’ve ever obtained in the world…’

Feeling good, I buried my face in the pillow and chuckled.

I used to get angry thinking I received a shitty skill, but now I’m laughing alone.

Do I have schizophrenia?

“……..”

My mood suddenly sank.

My whole body felt like jelly, but it wasn’t uncomfortable fatigue.

It was a boiling, satisfying fatigue.

Leaning into that fatigue, I calmly recalled yesterday’s events.

‘What happened to Seoyeon and Seres? The cow? Are they really reconciled? There must be something going on since I haven’t heard any news from the moment I returned until now. Damn. Could they be planning to betray me out of the blue?’

I want to intervene, but my memories are slipping away, and I don’t know what’s what.

One reason for looking at my memories is probably because of my girlfriend…?

‘-Stop. If Topjuga said forcing yourself to remember could kill you, let’s just ignore it. Anyway, breaking through the gate means I did something right with Seres. She probably listened to me and got her act together. Let’s think that the three of us will handle it well.’

Struggling to get up, I wandered around the still unfamiliar room.

Even though it’s my room, it didn’t feel calming.

Is it because of the skill or the situation outside like this?

– “Chomok Guild Leader, come out and explain!”

– “What happened yesterday!?”

– “Let’s talk, everyone!”

– “Teachers!”

– “We’re right on the 20th floor, you know!?”

– “Hey, what’s with the commotion in front of someone else’s guild! Get out right now?”

– “Shut up! We’re curious too!”

“Hey, you bastards! I said no strategies until your maps are unlocked! Who gave you the right to monopolize the gate?”

“Is this a reward monopoly!?”

“Monopolizing is bullshit, what’s with these guys who couldn’t break through anyway!”

“We haven’t fully grasped the situation yet, so let’s wait quietly until the announcement is made!”

“You guys planned this from the beginning to control the hunting grounds, you damn bastards!!”

“Why are we able to conquer so quickly?”

“It’s about the map, right? You joined forces with the System Guild, which didn’t change internally!”

“Come out and explain!”

I opened the window and peeked outside.

Our guild was in a standoff with the hunters who had attacked at the guild entrance.

We had just conquered the 20th floor, and everything seemed to be going smoothly, but the atmosphere suddenly took a strange turn.

“They must be misunderstanding, thinking that the gate was broken while we were controlling the hunting grounds with the new map.”

We had controlled the hunting grounds for almost a week after rewriting the map. In the midst of that, the Tower was suddenly conquered, so they must be wondering about our perspective.

“Even mana is mixed in, huh?”

It was right after I returned yesterday, and I didn’t have time to explain to my comrades.

Seress went to untangle her mess, and I just slept.

Feeling irresponsible, I scratched my head, wondering how to fix this situation, when my phone rang twice in a row.

“Oh-ho.”

It felt good.

Not an advertisement text, but a certainty that someone was looking for me.

Sure enough, when I checked my phone again, there were two familiar names.

[Today’s incoming call history]

[♡ MilkCow ♡]

[11:00 AM]

[Hey]

[Can I text you now, my dear owner?]

Of course, there was no reason not to.

I immediately replied that it was fine.

– [I have a lot to say, really]

– [I’ll get straight to the point since I can tell you’re curious~]

– [I made up with Seress!]

– [Already?]

– [Yes..]

– [I can’t go into details, but we had a lot of built-up issues]

– [We talked all night and reconciled..] [Carrot emoji]

– [That’s great]

– [You guys didn’t have a big fight, did you?]

– [Judging by the atmosphere, it seemed like a battlefield]

– [A little?]

– [But it’s not a big deal, so it’s okay] [Carrot emoji] [Carrot emoji]

– [No emotional damage or anything like that] [Carrot emoji]

– [Really?]

– [MilkCow doesn’t lie to her owner] [Carrot emoji]

– [I even have proof photos~]

[Attached photo] ← [Seress and I drinking naked, all red]

There was a [carrot sticker] in the corner of the photo.

I know what it means.

Even when we were talking just now, there was a carrot sticker…

– [What’s with the carrot shaking?]

– [Are you still fighting?]

– [Huh?]

– [No?] [Carrot emoji]

– [But why are you so agitated?]

– [Aren’t you sending signals?]

– [My phone is malfunctioning right now!]

– [So I’m shaking it forcibly!]

– [Anyway, we made up! We fought a bit at first, but reconciled in the end~!] [Carrot emoji]

– [Did you really make up?]

– [Yes yes.]

– [Really?] [Carrot emoji]

– [We even bathed together this morning] [Carrot emoji]

– [Washing each other and touching each other’s butts ㅋㅋ] [Carrot emoji] [Carrot emoji]

– [It’s not like our relationship completely deteriorated, right?]

– [Even though Seress gets mad, we still spent time together, right? ㅋㅋㅋ] [Carrot emoji]

– [Call me ‘Unni’ nicely when the owner isn’t around ㅎㅎ] [Carrot emoji] [Carrot emoji]

– [You must have been drinking all night, can we meet today?]

– [Probably?]

– [I really want to meet you secretly one-on-one ㅎ]

– [Seress is bragging a lot that she made up with me, you know?] [Carrot emoji]

-[If you’re not here, can I leave~?] 🥕🥕

-[Report the situation and come out in the middle of the night to meet secretly]

-[I have something to say too]

-[Oh really?]

-[Then let’s meet in the middle of the night]

The replies stopped.

-[I’m sorry.]

-[I accidentally dropped my phone.]

-[I realized I’m tired today.]

-[I’ll make time later to meet the two of us.]

-[Just the two of us?]

-[It might be awkward, is it okay?]

-[It’s okay.]

-[We’ll make it a happy time for the two of us.]

-[Please look forward with anticipation.]

It was short, simple, and impactful.

Although I felt awkward in the middle, if we reconciled, it was fine.

…………

…Hm?

“Isn’t this our guild home?”

I carefully examined the attached photo.

It was hard to see clearly in the dark surroundings, but the shape seemed similar to my room.

Is Seres there as well, as discussed in the other room?

Or is it one of our guild members?

“Even if it’s the latter, it wouldn’t be strange. After all, she’s the woman introduced by Seongyeoni, and Seres said she’s an acquaintance, so she might be from the same guild.”

I haven’t seen any guild members with that figure other than Seres, so it might not be her.

In the end, it was just speculation.

“Anyway, we’ve reconciled. It’s only been a day, but if they’ve already finished talking with the two of them, Seres is really decisive.”

I had just returned and lay down to rest until 11 o’clock, but they seemed to have been making noise all this time.

“It seems like we won’t be able to meet today. Let’s handle our schedule here first.”

I checked the next message.

[Todays Call History]

[Same-age Witch]

[11 AM]

[How about meeting at Duripnamu at 8 PM tonight?]

They had suddenly made an appointment.

They must have heard about the strategy news on the other side. At first, I thought it was because of that.

-[For the 20th floor strategy?]

-[That too. We talked about having a drink together last time, remember?]

-[Did you forget by any chance?]

-[Ah, now I remember.]

-[Got it, let’s talk in person.]

-[Let’s meet tonight.]

-[If you can’t make it tonight, I’ll forcibly take you tomorrow.]

-[Okay, tonight works.]

-[Are you coming?]

-[You, me, Red Witch, Black Witch, 4-person party]

Red Witch, Black Witch.

The image was different when meeting in person compared to texting.

To put it nicely, they were straightforward.

-[Do you have any favorite snacks?]

-[Just fruits, coffee, peanuts, and dried squid?]

-[I can’t handle meat well.]

-[What kind of alcohol do you like?]

-[I’m fine with any beer.]

-[But no soju.]

-[Why not?]

-[I’m weak with alcohol.]

-[I get drunk even with beer.]

-[Okay.]

-[Is there anything else you need?]

-[The members of your guild are causing a ruckus in front of our guild, please evacuate them.]

-[Our guild?]

-[What ruckus?]

-[What are you talking about?]

-[I think they’re protesting because I monopolized the rewards for the 20th floor strategy.]

-[It seems like they heard some nonsense somewhere.]

-[???]

-[Wait, I don’t understand what you’re talking about.]

The conversation paused for about a minute.

– Why are you guys acting up when I’m just sitting here quietly?

– What is your guild leader doing over there???

– Our guild leader must be busy with something important since he’s not here to intervene, right?

– We’ll talk about this in detail later tonight, so take care of these kids for now.

– Even if I don’t step in, they’ll be subdued soon.

– Huh?

– Our vice leader is right next to me now, haha.

– Everyone seems to be losing their minds, haha.

– ?

– Those guys mixed in over there, haha.

– From what I’ve heard, these are the newbies they recently recruited, haha.

– Why are these newbies acting like this towards us?

– Maybe they’re just blowing hot air because they don’t know anything yet?

– It’s probably because they recently joined and haven’t gotten over the excitement of being in first place.

– It happens sometimes. Those who ignore other guilds just because we’re in first place, haha.

– Hahaha.

– Alright, got it.

– Hahaha;;;

– Jeez;;

With an awkward laughter as the last exchange, the conversation paused for a moment.

I took out another cup of burdock tea and leaned my head against the window.

Sure enough, about 2 minutes later, a group of hunters with armbands appeared.

– Hey, you bastards!

– What are you doing here!?

– Who are you guys?

– Uh, why are you here…?

– Why do you think we’re here! The guild leader sent us to catch you!

– What kind of nonsense are you pulling against an allied guild from the morning, you bastards!

– No, these rookies just took the rewards without consulting us, so we came to talk about it…!

– Haven’t you heard!? These guys betrayed us and took our work!

– Betrayal? What betrayal!

– What work are you talking about?

– You know what happened last night! The 20th floor raid!

– We were supposed to do it together!

– We agreed not to climb the tower until a new map was made, but those two rookies climbed up and cleared it by surprise!!

– Is this considered work?

– Huh, where did you hear this nonsense from?

– They couldn’t clear the raid, so everyone left. Who said that? Who said that!

– Oh, really?

– Who the hell said that, you frustrating bastards!

– Well, this morning on the Hunter Talk, friends were saying that we should take action…

– It’s not just taking the rewards without sharing, it’s monopolizing the Yellow Tower…

– Friends? Who are these friends?

– Do we have more people raiding the Yellow Tower besides us?

– No, that’s not what I meant.

– We have a friend who is well-informed about this side of things…

– Well-informed my ass. Can’t you see the atmosphere we’ve created here?

– Ugh, seriously. Did you even listen to the outsiders?

– Look at all the people gathered here. They’re here because of our guild name, right?

– Probably, right?

– We didn’t gather here on purpose!

– Probably my ass. Oh, this is really pissing me off.

– We were all celebrating a successful mission with the guild leader and the vice leaders, and now this mess?

– Our guild leader suggested having a dinner party to celebrate, like a girl, and then he saw something on his phone and got all serious.

– Man, I thought my heart was going to stop. I thought we were done for right there!!

– Oh, damn.

– Did he really get that mad?

– Yeah, he did! Not us, but you guys! Whatever, just get in there quickly!

– And you guys! What were you looking at over there! Disperse, you bastards!!

– But we didn’t gather people on purpose.

– We were trying to talk to the other guild leader, but they didn’t call anyone over from their side. They even tried to send us back right away, so we raised our voices…!

– Oh, this is so frustrating! There’s no time for excuses right now!

– Your guild leader must be losing it, you bastards!

– There’s no room for excuses! You guys are just blabbering nonsense here, you’re really pushing it!

– I’m about to explode physically! Do you understand our words!?

– We’re all frustrated too! Pitiful commoners trying to save you guys!!

– Ugh.

– Run! Run!

– Go pray! Quickly!

As expected in the 3D industry.

The authority of the senior hunter was strong, and as a result, their manners were also dirty.

The newbies of the top guild, Maan, retreated, and the hunters who were caught up in the atmosphere also subtly hid their presence.

Perhaps it was due to the timing of the strategy, but it seems that unfavorable rumors are spreading.

– [Maybe the flowing water is too big, that’s why the lower water management isn’t working well hehe]

– [hehe.. sorry!]

– [I’m really sorry…]

– [ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]

– [Do I have to apologize for that?]

– [I’ll send a message to Seongyeon first, so don’t worry]

– [Okay, thank you so much~!]

– [I’ll send an explanation message to Seongyeon too]

– [Let’s meet up again at night~♡]

– [Okay, got it]

We laughed it off for now.

The atmosphere over there was also very apologetic, and there was no need for me to criticize.

I sent an explanation message to Seongyeon, my superior, regarding what just happened.

‘No reply as expected.’

If they didn’t show up despite the commotion outside, they must be tired from the Ceress incident as well.

Let’s leave them alone today.