episode_0065

As the game began, Jiyun emerged victorious…

“Hahaha… It’s been a while for Mom, so my hands are a bit rusty.”

With those words, Jiwon said she would loosen up her hands and grabbed the controller again.

Then, she announced that they should start again and initiated the game.

Surprisingly, she suffered a complete defeat within just 30 seconds of starting the game.

In shock at this turn of events, as she stared ahead, in the midst of playing the game for a while,

Jiyun looked at us as if we were pitiful.

She then put down the controller and said, “I’m so bored now, I’m going to bed.”

With that statement, Jiyun mentioned she would go to sleep and went straight to her room.

Feeling quite upset, but still, things were returning to normal like this…

“Ah… It’s too boring to play with losers like this.”

I was genuinely starting to lose my mind.

Damn it, it’s practice time!

I will practice no matter what and defeat Jiyun!!!

With that determination in mind, I continued playing the game.

No matter what, I was determined to beat Jiyun.

I kept on playing the game.

Continuing in this manner, Jiyun smiled and muttered to herself in her room.

“Ah… This is so nice. Losers’ ASMR.”

So much like Mom… speaking…

I couldn’t say anything, but for now, winning the game was everything.

Thinking like that, I played the game for a while.

The next morning, my fingers were all cramped up.

**

With my fingers all cramped up, I went to work.

“Are you getting muscle cramps?”

Dad confirmed that my arm was cramping and asked if it was muscle cramps.

What kind of dad asks such a thing?

Looking at Dad like that, I said no.

I told Dad, “I’ll take about 3 days off from this weekend.”

“Why?”

“For a family trip.”

“Oh… You guys get to go when I was too busy to go.”

Come to think of it, I’ve never been on a family trip when I was young.

Well, I’ll just think of it as going on a trip.

With that thought in mind, I planned to take a few days off.

Since it was summer vacation for Jihu and Jiyun on Friday,

I thought we should visit Haeundae in Busan, where Jihoo wanted to go.

Thinking like that, I finished all my work and headed home.

Upon arriving home and opening the front door,

“Oh… you’re here?”

“Yeah… I’m heeere?”

As I entered the house, I saw Jiwon wearing a slingshot bikini.

Wait, is that the body of someone who gave birth to two spiritual beings?

For a moment, I was stunned and didn’t know what to say.

Behind me, Jiwon with devil horns started staring at me in that swimsuit… and approached me holding a bottle of mayonnaise.

“Hehe! Squeeze, squeeze~ Mayonnaise~”

After squeezing out all the mayonnaise, she came close to my ear and said, “I want something a bit more tangy than this.”

Damn it. If today isn’t a day for Let’s Go Papi, then what is?

No! This can’t be happening!

I regained my composure and looked ahead.

“Dad! How does this swimsuit look on me!”

Hearing Jihu’s voice, I focused on him.

“Darkness! Fantasy! Justice!”

At his words, I looked at Jihu.

He was dressed in a black square swimsuit that resembled a half Dark Knight outfit, enough to curse if someone said he was two blocks below a leather club.

Son… why are you doing this!

This… this is insane!

My wife is trying to provoke me into juice extraction.

“Sextacy!!”

From behind, delusions of sex were visible.

My son has lost his mind.

“Darkness! Fantasy! Justice!”

In this state of madness, purity must be preserved!

I… I… Show me your daughter!

Saying that, I started heading towards my daughter’s room.

Alongside Jiyun’s appearance, I saw a face that seemed half-dead.

“… I feel sick.”

The door closed with a thud.

“…. Is it okay for me to get hurt today?”

With hands crossed, tears streamed down.

“Dad, are you crying? Crying?”

“Honey… Are you okay?”

“Sob… I’m so sad.”

Trying to fake half-crying to get his daughter to come out.

I wonder if this will actually work.

After receiving Soo-won’s comfort for a while…

“Honey, are you okay… Can I touch your heart?”

Look at this?

Suddenly, tears welled up.

“Honey, don’t subtly seduce me.”

“Tsk…”

Did she just click her tongue?

Soo-won briefly felt suspicious, but for now, he agreed and continued pretending to cry.

“Dad… Are you really crying?”

In response to his daughter’s worried voice, I took out 3D glasses and popcorn, turned around, and looked back.

Then I saw my daughter looking flustered.

“What…! You weren’t crying.”

Along with Yeon-i’s bewildered expression,

lifting Yeon-i in her innocent-looking swimsuit, she began to smile happily.

This! This is what I’ve been living for!

Finding my reason to live, I thought thankfully and lifted Yeon-i as she was.

As I lifted Yeon-i for a while, she seemed flustered and embarrassed, starting to cover her face with both hands.

“There’s nothing to be ashamed of! Daughter! Dad is proud of you!”

“No… Dad is embarrassing…”

Yeah,… I’m an embarrassing dad.

**

Looking at his daughter’s swimsuit, he entered the room and rested.

After resting for a while, Soo-won came in and suggested taking a nap.

“Oh.. Do you want to see my swimsuit too?”

“You prepared my swimsuit too?”

I hadn’t thought about preparing my swimsuit.

Let’s see what’s there first, I thought and put on the swimsuit.

“…. Soo-won?”

“Yeah?”

“What’s this?”

Strange? Why is there a zipper on the crotch of the swimsuit?

It was momentarily confusing to have a zipper where it shouldn’t be.

Soo-won stuck out her tongue and said.

“This is… for possibilities…”

“What possibilities?”

“Possibilities… of SEX.”

“Oh my god, what the hell.”

My wife seemed to have finished all preparations for battle already.

But, those preparations still seemed unprepared to me, which was a problem.

While staring at the clothes for a while,

Soo-won slowly started approaching.

Why does she keep coming closer in a scary way?

I almost swore for a moment.

Strangely, Soo-won turned off the lights in the room and started turning on the mood light.

Leaning against me,

I looked straight at Soo-won.

“You’ve been wearing a swimsuit and seducing me since earlier.”

I don’t know what to say to that.

I knew I was being tempted.

But right now, that’s not good.

So, Soo-won took out a condom from the drawer and said.

“I have a third plan…”

“Soo-won… I’m scared… Honey, why are you doing this..?”

“We shouldn’t do this as a family… Even the kids… It’s shallow sleep right now, they could wake up…”

“Let’s do it!”

Save me damn it….

Is this the power of a woman who gave birth to two spiritual beings…

Oh… I remember now.

The kid was originally a boy.

**

The next day… in a state of exhaustion, I felt like my whole body would turn into jelly.

“Save me….”

Ignoring my words, Soo-won, who emerged with smooth skin, said it was time to get ready to leave.

Just a little… can’t we rest just a little more?

If I don’t rest even a little, I feel like there’s a 100% chance of a traffic accident, so I decided to rest a bit.

Really… I feel like I’m going to die.

So after about an hour, I regained my composure, had breakfast, and set off immediately.

It was written that it would take about 3 hours to get there.

If I hurry, I might be able to find a spot if I prepare.

So I set off. About an hour passed.

The situation only seemed to get heavier.

“I told you, we should go somewhere else instead of this road!”

Jiwon was just getting angry at me.

“I just went where the navigation told me to go.”

Following the navigation’s directions, we ran into a roadblock, and Jiwon started to get upset.

As we headed towards the sea,

It seemed like everyone had chosen today as a travel day, why is the road so blocked like this?

Jiho and Jiyeon in the back seat, who were playing with switches, looked a bit alarmed as we began to argue.

Jiyeon, with half a crying expression, looked at us.

“Mom… Dad… Are you fighting?”

Looking at Jiyeon like that, one could say that my anger dissipated instantly.

Isn’t it inappropriate to show such a bad side in front of the kids?

“No, honey, Mom and Dad are not fighting.”

Jiwon started to comfort Jiyeon from the back seat, and soon Jiyeon began to stop her tears.

Ah.. I guess I got too angry just because the traffic was so congested.

Realizing our mistake,

the cars ahead began to move again.

As we moved forward, my anger started to subside.

A rest area came into view ahead.

“Who wants to go to the rest area!”

Jiho raised his hand at my words and said, “If we don’t go, something brown will come out here.”

Accelerating in response to Jiho’s words, I quickly parked at the rest area.

He made a scary noise all of a sudden, so I stepped on the accelerator hard.

Don’t make such scary noises again…

Let’s take a short break at the rest area and then continue our journey.

I think I should apologize to Jiwon from earlier.