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A bright spring day.

The sky is filled with clouds, and the sun is peeking through them, scattering cherry blossom petals along with the warm wind. The school girls walk to school, lightly stepping on the cherry blossom petals that are densely spread out on the ground like a red carpet at a film festival, chatting away with their classmates.

It was a sight that warmed my heart just by looking at it, with its freshness like freshly bloomed flowers, but it was impossible.

“Hehehe, wait a minute! Isn’t that skirt too short? Come here for a bit!”

“Eek… ?!”

The face of the female student who was trying to cross the school gate in a friendly manner with her classmates suddenly lost her bright smile and quickly lost her color after I called out to her and struck a note.

One of the female students who had been walking to school in a friendly manner with the female student I had pointed out immediately started yelling at me.

“Why! This is okay!”

“Do you think that’s okay? Do you think that vulgar little girl who flips over in the slightest gust of wind, exposing her panties and butt, is okay?”

“Eek… ?!”

Hehehe, once again, the nameless female student turned pale at my gaze that seemed to be licking her stickily along with the sinister laughter.

Then, another nameless female cadet who had stepped forward to protect her friend, as if unable to resist, leaned forward in front of me, the cadet badge dangling from one arm, and shouted at me.

“This is fine! What the hell is wrong! What part of this skirt is against the rules!”

“It’s not up to you to decide whether it’s okay or not, but I, the head of the leadership department, will personally decide! Okay, can you come here quickly?”

“Ugh, ugh… ?!”

If it weren’t for the badge of the leader, I would be arrested by the police and put in handcuffs right away, and I would lick my lips and lick my lips as if I were giving a compliment.

The female cadet, who was trembling with fear as if she was horrified by my actions, grabbed the hem of the clothes of the classmate who had stepped forward in front of me to protect her.

“Mi, Min-ah, I’m okay… ”

“No! I’ll protect you. That evil bastard, what on earth was the chairman thinking, doing something like that… !!”

“Oh, are you trying to say that the chairman’s decision to appoint me as the head of the leadership department was wrong?”

“Ugh… ”

The cadet who raised her voice at me, perhaps thinking that she should raise her voice to protect her friend even more at the sight of her, clicked her tongue as she watched me babbling about the chairman, and then showed me her skirt as if to show me off and said,

“Then let me check it too! If we compare, I’ll know you’re nitpicking!”

“I see? Well, if you want to show it to me on your own, I won’t stop you… But then, would you please come over here quickly?”

“Min-ah, I’m really okay… ”

“This is obviously a nitpick! Soo-jeong, you should stick behind me a little more. I’ll protect you no matter what happens. ”

“Min-ah… ”

The two female students hold each other’s hands tightly as if they believe that together they can overcome the evil that appears before their eyes.

Normally, I would have made a formal apology for looking at them both with a sinister look, saying, “Maybe I was too harsh?”

“If the two of us are together, we can overcome this pervert even if a thousand people come.”

“… Yeah!”

“Anit, what are you doing now… ”

If what I am seeing is not a simple friendship, a kind of comradeship where one is determined to fight against the same enemy, but a loving gaze where the two look at each other with eyes that seem to overlap each other’s petals, with only the pistil remaining, then it is a different story.

And then,

Viewing- Viewing-

As expected, a siren rang in my head at the intense warning signs I observed right before my eyes, and then a message window appeared right before my eyes, starting to warn me about it.

『Signs of global warming detected. Signs of global warming detected. Polar Bear Guardians Kang Han-beom, please take immediate action.』

‘I’ve been thinking this since last year, but why do the kids in this world try to get along so easily?’

Homosexuality isn’t like a cola you can buy at a convenience store.

Why do people so easily come into contact with and indulge in homosexuality?

The two who had been just close friends until just a moment ago were suddenly staring at each other as if they would run off to some secluded place at any moment, rubbing their cunts together and causing a scandal with a strong scent of lilies in the air.

In front of me and no one else?

“The Rose of Sharon has bloomed!!”

“Whoa?!”

“Oh my! What are you doing!?”

He immediately used his power to cut off the hands that were trying to cling tightly to each other as if to announce, ‘Later, we’re going to rub our butts together like this.’

It’s out of the question in front of me, unless you get dirt in my eyes.

“How long are you going to keep doing this? Stop shaking and come here quickly.”

◦ ◦ The real president… ”

“Oh, you’re trying to challenge the chairman’s authority again. Show me what power really is?”

“I’m going to suggest all of this! I’m going to suggest it?!”

“Please come quickly.”

The nameless female student who kept yelling at me for bringing up the chairman, but who knew that there was nothing she could do right now, stared at me with trembling eyes, then slowly approached me with her friend hidden behind her back.

I felt a small sense of relief at this and immediately took out the tape measure I had prepared in advance from my pocket and stretched it towards the thigh of the female student who had been screaming loudly for a while.

“Let’s see, let’s see… Oh my, look at this, look at this! How many centimeters is this skirt above the knee? 15 centimeters! Surely our academy’s regulation is 5 centimeters above the knee? Hehe, is this a uniform skirt or a miniskirt? Don’t you know that academy cadets are supposed to be role models? ”

“Don’t make me laugh! Try again! I thought this was the moment to nitpick… ”

“This? Go check it out with your own eyes. If I was off by 1 or 2cm, that would be understandable, but 15cm is too much. What grade and class are you in? Write your name here. And you! Are you trying to sneak behind your friend and get over there? Why don’t you come over here quickly?”

“Eek?!”

Hehehe, he called out to the female student who was cowering behind her friend with a sticky gaze and a sinister smile again, then sat down in front of her as if to show off and stretched out the measuring tape.

“Oh, hold still. Don’t you notice if my hand touches your thigh? I’m only measuring from the knee to the skirt, so hold still. Okay, hold still… Oh?”

“Gyaaah?!”

A gust of wind blew in just then.

As I was stretching the tape measure, I suddenly saw a pair of pure white panties in front of me and giggled.

“You’re barely within the rules. But your panties seem to be slightly against the rules. Hehehe… This will come up later in the leadership department… ”

“Gyaaah?!”

Naturally, the other girl screamed in shock when her skirt flipped up and her panties were suddenly revealed.

On the way to school, which should have been a lively and friendly place, screams echoed through the air, and the other students who were crossing the school gate in groups of three or four looked at me like daggers, saying, “Then so that’s it.”

“Strong oh my gosh!”

“Tsk, you followed the dress code properly, so go in. Write your name over there and go.”

Just as I was about to sneakily peek inside the girl’s skirt, someone quickly ran over to me, called my name, and grabbed me by the collar.

I haven’t seen it properly yet.

As I was watching the female student disappear beyond the school gate with her friend, hastily lowering her skirt, I clicked my tongue in regret and lowered my head. Then, I made an incredibly shameless expression on my face and spoke to the woman who had grabbed me by the collar.

“Good morning. Vice President Setsuna.”

“Good morning? How can you say such shameless things without changing your expression at all…!!”

“Hehehe, you have no manners. The students are all watching, and someone like the vice president is grabbing someone by the collar like this. This is obstruction of official duties.”

“Obstruction of official duties? Are you saying that after seeing what you did?! And where are you looking!!”

Of course, while saying that, let’s glare at the enormous amount of arrogance that is so immoral that it is no exaggeration to say that it exists.

The vice president of the student body and international student, Setsuna Miyamoto, who had an expression like a sharp swallow, seemed to be taken aback by my words and immediately let go of the hand that was holding my collar. He then immediately moved his hand towards the sword on his waist and spoke.

“It’s no use pretending to be a fool! I saw with my own two eyes that you sexually harassed and molested other female students under the pretext of a uniform inspection! And even now, you’re looking at me, the vice president, with such dirty eyes?!”

“Me? It was just an accident just now. Ask the cadets who went in there. Did I touch anyone’s body?”

“Huh… Then what about lifting up your skirt? ”

“That was because the wind blew by and the skirt flipped upside down. Everyone here saw it. You must have seen it too, so why are you doing this to me? Or are you finally here to make me do a uniform inspection? Is that why you’re shaking those big tits around and picking on me when I don’t? Hehehe… If it were our vice president, I’d personally inspect everything from head to toe with these two hands. ”

“Yes, yesnooohhh… !!”

Unlike the female cadets just now, Setsuna glares at me as if she’s about to wield a knife at me for blatantly, if not openly, sexually harassing her.

But Setsuna, who knew that I wasn’t lying, let go of my collar as if she had no choice but to cross the school gate, grumbling, and then, as if she was still upset after thinking about it again, she approached me again and spoke with a gaze that clearly revealed her hostility.

“Let’s just wait and see… If I catch you by the tail, I will definitely repay you for all the humiliation I’ve suffered from you.”

“Okay, okay, I’ll see you later in the president’s office.”

“Tsk…!!”

Setsuna glares at me like he’s going to kill me until the very end, then crosses the school gate as if he has no choice.

-Oh, you’re the vice president!

-I thought today was the day I could finally defeat that pervert!

-It’s such a shame… but I’ll be cheering you on!

Immediately after, as if they had been waiting, numerous female cadets rushed to Setsuna and tried to comfort her, but Setsuna was so upset that she just nodded silently to their words and disappeared into the school.

As I stared at her swaying breasts and buttocks until Setsuna completely disappeared, I turned my head back toward the school road, but since the scuffle with the uniform inspection a little while ago had passed quite a bit of time, the road to school that had been crowded with students going to school was noticeably deserted, except for a few students, as if nothing had happened.

『The eyes and speech of a crossbreeding uncle! It was the kind of look that only rapists would make, a great crossbreeding uncle!』

『You gained 15 experience points』

“Is this correct?”

And then, as if to tell me that the situation was over, message windows popped up right before my eyes.

Although it might not be visible to others, I cautiously looked around to see if anyone was watching. Then, I stuck my beak out like a duck and spoke straight to the message window.

“Look at the actual experience points. Even if it wasn’t aimed at the main heroine, why isn’t it calculated when you sexually harass her? Is that right?”

Even though you’ve been doing this since last year, you only gave me 15 after seeing the situation just now?

“Give me some more. Didn’t you see it just now? If I hadn’t stepped in, those two would’ve gone somewhere and almost made out with each other, right? Even though she wasn’t the main heroine or a supporting character, there’s nothing good about Bobby’s population increasing, right? ”

As soon as I protested with a loud voice, the system responded.

『I am shocked by Kang Han-beom’s shameless claim that he has only been doing the same thing since last year and only doing experience work, but I have decided that there is some truth to it, so the system will consider whether or not to calculate additional experience points.』

『Complete. You have successfully blocked the threat of Bobim, and in addition to the excellent sexual harassment of the main heroine, you will be awarded an additional 220 experience points.』

『Level Up!』

『Please select the skill you wish to increase proficiency in.』

“Wow, I’m done.”

I laughed out loud at the experience points I was given normally for the first time in a while, and immediately waved my hand in the air to open the skill window.

Of course, as soon as I opened the skill window, the corners of my mouth dropped.

『The Instinct of the Breeder (Passive)』

– A creature born to train women and corrupt them into his breeding sows.

– Become skilled in teaching, breeding, and obscene acts.

-The more you act like a crossbreeding uncle, the more experience you gain.

– Increases the chance of encountering obscene events.

-It’s a shame, but you’re the only creature that can save the world from the threat of Bobim.

『The Passive Eyes of the Crossbreeding Man』

『The Suspicious Knowledge of the Crossbreeding Man (Passive)』

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Then, as if they had been waiting for this, skills with incredibly intriguing names and descriptions to match immediately appeared before my eyes.

Honestly, I didn’t like it, but I had no choice, so I picked one of them and wiggled my fingers.

Tilong-

『Would you like to increase the proficiency of the obscene hand movements skill of the mating uncle?』

“Uh.”

『Do you really, really want to increase the proficiency of the lewd hand movements of the crossbreeding uncle that you have been learning since last year but have never been able to use properly?』

“Hey!”

『The proficiency of the lewd hand movements of the mating uncle has increased.』

At first, it only gave monotonous AI-like responses, but now it has no qualms about teasing people.

“All glory to Mr. Kang Han-beom, the crossbreed who came down to save this world from the threat of Bobim.”

“Okay? This guy is really trying to take care of people by pretending to care”

Just because you were shedding tears while watching a polar bear documentary, you brought people here, to this lily game where the world would end if you let the heroines of justice fight monsters and villains rub their vaginas, and not only that, you gave them the absurd and dirty mission and skills to become a crossbreeder and train them, and what glory is that?

I was engaged in a staring contest where the winner was determined by the pitiful system of giving bottles and medicine, so I quickly closed the school gate and headed toward the president’s office.