episode_0058

Hello hello-☆

I’m the writer (22 years old, virgin, S-class pretty girl, second-class maid)!

As you all know, our healthy Monmus have to serve the country as maids for at least a year and a half, right?

So, the writer-chan has also come to fulfill that duty now!

Some of my old friends say that instead of working as maids at the Demon King’s Castle, they work as maids or secretaries at private companies…

Puppu – Unfortunately, the author isn’t very interested in research, and aside from having a bad eye, he’s completely healthy, so he has nothing to do with it.

Since the author is from a winged race, she thought about applying to be a Sky Maid who guards the Sky Castle… but she applied to be a Ground Maid since the term is shorter!

There are marine maids, but the author doesn’t know how to swim… and she didn’t like getting her wings wet.

The stories that Author-chan originally wrote are on her laptop… and it’s hard to check spelling on a cell phone… and honestly, my memories are hazy, so for the time being, I’m going to tell you stories about when Author-chan worked as a maid!

Oh, of course, this is all made up, so please don’t take it too seriously and enjoy it!

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All maids’ initial training is the same.

After receiving basic training for one month and additional training according to your specialty, you will work in the assigned territory.

Haa, even though it’s a mansion, it’s not like I can actually see the master I’m going to serve. If I use my experience from the year and a half I’ve worked there to get a job as a personal maid, that’s fine, but this is all about serving all of the citizens.

Even if you say it’s service, there are probably some owners who don’t really get it, right?

The author majored in magic stone engineering at the Demon University, and since she had a specialty recognized for her major, she applied to be a maid through the recruitment process.

If you apply this way, you will be mainly in charge of operating and maintaining the Demon King’s Castle’s magic stone equipment! If you don’t apply specifically, your main specialty will be determined when you go to the designated mansion.

Back again, the basic maid training that you receive as a basic enemy before your main specialty takes place in just under 40 days.

The place where I received that training was called the Maid Training Center, and my feelings when I entered this training center were not good, to say the least. First of all, I was leaving my family and friends for a year and a half.

“Hehehe- Mom, am I really going?”

“Have a nice trip. I heard that maid work has gotten a lot easier these days.”

“… Can’t you at least pretend to be worried?”

Actually, when I first went in, I was worried because the news was broadcasting about poor hygiene and excessive quarantine. But my mother was in the dark about such news, so in the end, I was the only one who was very nervous and left. But I thought it would be better than my parents worrying. I wouldn’t be able to contact them for a while, so I didn’t think it would be good to worry.

The training center I entered while feeling so nervous was not as good as I thought. I had to follow the maids in front and walk for a long time before waiting.

Despite my initial nervousness, I quickly fell asleep after sitting for two hours. I think I stood for about two and a half hours on the first day and sat for about four hours.

After roughly sorting by region, we went into the dormitories in the order we arrived. The 16 people who gathered like that ended up living in one dormitory.

From the older sister who looked scary, to the younger brother who looked prickly, to the cute-looking Shota, we all lived together huddled together.

“Hello, what’s your name?”

“Huh? Ah… uh, Hyunho. My name is Hyunho. Please take care of me.”

There were others, but the one that really caught my eye was Shota. I felt it from the moment I started waiting, but my eyes kept getting drawn to him.

“Ugh…♡ Hey, if it’s narrow, it’s okay if you come closer to me.”

“No! No, it’s okay. Don’t come near me!”

Shota, who looked cute, happened to be sitting next to me, so I slept with our shoulders pressed against each other on the bed.

Hehehee☆ Honestly, I was expecting that we wouldn’t share a bed, but this was better. There’s nothing like skin-to-skin contact to get closer.

So on the first day, I tried to sleep quietly, looking at the back of Hyunho’s head, but a loud sound broke my peace.

“Ku, keueugh- keueung- keue… ugh! ”

It was the sound of a sister snoring!

Ugh… There was a girl who, at first glance, seemed like she would be annoying… no, she seemed like a slacker, and from the first day on, she snored so loudly that I couldn’t sleep properly.

Um… I was able to sleep well with the earplugs I brought from society, but the other coworkers’ faces weren’t very good the next day.

“Yeah, yeah- Hyunho. Weren’t you noisy at night?”

“…I don’t know because my sister is sleeping with her face in her arms.”

Uhm… I didn’t know this, but I guess I have a habit of hugging other things around me when I sleep! Did you confuse it with the hugging pillow I have at home? It’s exactly the same size. If you cut off the arms and legs, it would be exactly the same.

“Really? I’m sorry, what should I do… If you do it again, it’s okay to push me away. It’s okay to wake me up by tapping me.”

“No. But you should still sleep well.”

Wow-♡ Look at what he’s saying. He’s so cute!

I felt sorry later, so I bought her some sweet chocolates from PX.

So far, one day! It was a day with a lot of things going on. Even as I write this, the author-chan still vividly remembers this day? We took pictures, and we ate really tasteless cleaning food…

After sleeping like this for a day, you will be tested for the virus that is currently spreading worldwide. Since you have come from all over the region to be trained as a maid, you should be careful, right?

But, um… that testing method isn’t very pleasant.

“Excuse me… Sister, are you really putting this in your nose?”

“Everyone is putting it in. Please put it in quickly.”

The doctor waves a wriggling white tentacle in front of your face, and you have to insert it deep into your nose.

Oh, here is the diary I wrote, which details what happened back then. Should I read it to you?

[I brought my face close to the wriggling white tentacles, and they naturally attached themselves to my face. The tentacles, which were strongly attached to both sides of my face, extended thin strands and invaded my area deeply through my nose.

“Heh♡ Heh, heh?”

Phew-

“The end. Turn right and exit.”

“Kellogg, keke… keung, keung…”

To exaggerate a bit, the tentacle that had entered halfway through the head, past the nose, was pulled out by the doctor and placed in a sealed cylindrical bottle.

If the tentacles are infected with the virus, they say it will die naturally after about two days. As a result, it will take time to test. In the meantime, you should not wander around and should remain in isolation.]

So naturally, I had no choice but to become friends with the maids in the dorms, including Hyunho. And for the first time, I even did maid-like work!

“Hehe, hello? We’re both on night duty, right? ”

“…Please take care of me.”

I ended up going in with Hyunho to do night watch, where two people would stand facing each other for an hour and a half at a time to make sure nothing unpleasant happened in the dormitory.

An hour and a half might seem like a long time, but I had to wave the light stick every 10 minutes to indicate that there was nothing wrong, and it passed quickly because it was cute to see Hyunho in front of me not making proper eye contact and rolling his eyes here and there.

I don’t know why, but every time I pick up the light stick, I flinch. Did I fall asleep while standing?

Just watch over that cute Shota, and your night shift is over! Just wake up the next person and go back to sleeping with Hyunho. Easy, right?

What if I wasn’t a super cute maid sister? Or a cute shota? It would be fucking shit, right?

Ha, now that I think about it, it would have been good to sneak the sweet potato chips that came out during night shift and eat them together. Since everyone was sleeping soundly next to me, I couldn’t talk and my mouth was empty. Hyunho likes sweets too.

From the third day, I started preparing for maid training in earnest. I was given a set of work clothes to wear outside of work hours.

And no matter what anyone says, the flower of the maid! They said they would issue a maid uniform, so they ordered me to write down the size and submit it.

“What size…”

“I know everything.”

Ugh… Even though Hyunho’s prickly personality is charming, it’s sad to be rejected so abruptly. I decided to record this.

“No, no. I don’t know my size. Can you just measure my waist?”

“That’s about it. Okay, I get it.”

“…♡”

Did you know? Snakes stretch out their bodies nearby to check if something is big enough for them to swallow.

I’m not Lamia, but I can definitely tell after holding Hyunho in my arms like this. With a size like this, I can probably carry him around when I need to. Isn’t that a good thing?

“Oh, sis, have you seen the guard duty order that came out this time? It says we have to be on guard duty in the bathroom?”

“Bathroom?”

Hmm… This is something I’ve never heard of before. Not just any night watch, but bathroom night watch? Watching people who go in?

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Yes, that’s right.

It was a job where I had to sit in front of the toilet and write down the people who used it and their business. I had to write down whether it was urine or feces, and I had to knock on the door periodically to check if it was okay…

“Sister, is there really anyone here who would commit suicide?”

“There really are no such kids. Most people will probably say “Oh no!” and try to get rid of them later.”

Honestly, I can’t understand such behavior. Of course, it’s true that she’s being forced to be a maid… but there’s no good in running away like that.

One of the reasons I applied to be the apprentice maid for the writer-chan was because it was difficult to decide on a major for the third year of Demon University, so I wanted to think about it.

“Oh, there’s someone coming over there. I’ll write something down, can you turn on the light?”

Sloppy- sloppy-

Even when going to bed, I don’t turn off all the lights, but I turn on a nightlight that’s bright enough to see what’s ahead. And since shoes aren’t yet widespread, I can hear footsteps and know when someone is approaching early.

Two people arrived. A black-haired woman with sleepy eyes approached me, holding the hand of a boy with his head bowed down.

“Would you both like to use the bathroom?”

“Huh? I… came here to help the kids…”

“Sa, save me….”

Does this need any explanation?

Our maids can’t go alone. They always have to go in groups of three or more, and in the bathroom, they have to go in groups of two or more. This group is called a comrade group. However…

“But it’s okay to go to the bathroom alone in the middle of the night. Is that why you woke up?”

“Oh my… Really? But still, since you’re here…”

“Okay. Then, is it something big or small for you two?”

“…ummm.”

Are you sleepy and don’t understand my question?

The black-haired older sister glanced at the child next to her and said something strange.

“Wouldn’t it be big? I think so…”

“Huh? Hmm… I’ll just write the big one.”

“Yeah, good luck…”

My sister and child who just came are special cases, and usually, not many people come to the bathroom in the early morning. Sometimes, there is fever time during the night shift, but… that’s it.

After letting people in like that, you can sit back down in the chair and wait, which is quite comfortable.

“Sister, it’s been 5 minutes since those guys came in. Should I check?”

“Huh? No, you must be tired. Just rest. I’ll be back soon.”

5 minutes – Actually, this is also a bit of a wait. Normally, you should check every 3 minutes… but it’s a bit much to do that, right? It’ll be burdensome.

Knock knock-

“Excuse me, are you okay? Is everything okay?”

“…Whew. Yeah, it’s okay. It’s already been 5 minutes.”

Fortunately, if someone does something bad, there will be change, but I don’t think it will be for our benefit.

“Oh, by the way, wasn’t there one more person?”

“Ah… Wait a minute, I’m almost done…”

I guess the guy is more shy. All you have to do is tell him that you’re alive.

“Colok, big…”

“Huh? Are you okay?”

“Yes, no problem.”

I heard some strange water noises, but both of them are alive and well, so my mission is complete. Just come back in five minutes to check again.

This concludes my night watch duty in the dormitory!

Easy and simple, right?