episode_0503

Shandong Province, Jiaozhou City.

The Chinese character is different from the Jiaozhou region mentioned in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, that is, the current Guangdong and Guangxi combined called Yangguang.

The name of the inland sea carved into the peninsula that gave birth to the city of Jeomuksi is Gyoju Bay.

Looking at the terrain alone, Gyoju City is in a much more advantageous position for trade than Jeokmuk City, which requires turning to the right as you enter the bay.

Gyoju City does not have to bend ships, the area is also low so it is easy to park a ship, and above all, it is close to the mainland of central China, so it has the advantage of trade.

However, in reality, Gyoju City does not engage in trade, let alone fishing boats, which are not even close to it.

Why?

This is because Jiaozhou City is a provincial military garrison where the provincial commander of Shandong Province is located.

No matter what kind of wild party is held in Laosan or not, the soldiers continue to focus on their original mission today, shedding blood and sweat.

However, you may be wondering what the military’s mission is and what our job is.

What on earth do the soldiers do while locked in their respective posts?

Even if bandits are rampant, we don’t know.

Even if the Japanese enemy is rampant, we don’t know.

That doesn’t mean there’s a war, so we’re not fighting against it.

Does the military devote itself to training diligently with the mindset of providing the best defense?

That’s not it either.

So what is the original mission of the military?

Farming!

Farming is the foundation of the world, and it is also an important task that allows a country to exist.

“Ah, today was hard too. I’ll search.”

“Kite firearms, have you heard? It is said that the Murim people engage in a lot of sword fighting in Nosan.”

A general is a position that commands fifty people.

Under Baekho, who commands a hundred men, the guns are divided in half, and under him are five small men, who command ten men.

Thus, the total number of Baekhoso members was one hundred and thirteen.

It’s vague, so roughly 120 people in organization.

“What those bastards do after eating their food is stabbing, isn’t it? What an amazing thing that is.”

“The best magic in the world has appeared.”

“You’re the best in the world, and what does that have to do with us? We just have to do our best and do our best. Fuck it, I don’t want to do it. I fucking don’t want to do this.”

“They say there was also the best beauty in the world-”

“Please report this in detail.”

Military interests are the same in any world, so this can also be said to be an instinct inherent in humanity.

A woman’s instinct is to become hungry when she enters the military.

“That is it. The greatest magic in the world appeared in Laosan-”

“Hey, after Samsogi, not there. Let’s start with the best thing in the world. How pretty are you, the most beautiful thing in the world?”

Then, Samsogi Yeo of Doringang Baekhoso clears his throat.

I don’t like kites, but this bastard is trying to write a message saying he’s from Gangnam. Are you bragging about having eaten ink?

But I’m curious so I’ll hold on.

“Hmm. Then, if you want to be called the most beautiful woman in the world, shouldn’t you consider what absolute beauty you have and how well you fit into it? Then, first of all, your hair should be the color of a raven and shiny, flowing like a waterfall with no tangles, your lips should be apricot-colored, not soft but not thick, but plump at the bottom and shiny on top, and your teeth should be white and dazzling, with no gaps or corners. Why don’t you do it?”

The gun he opened drooled.

“Also, the chest should be as white as a snowy valley, the eyebrows should be smooth as if drawing a distant mountain, and the look in your eyes should be, don’t you know? Turn your head slightly to look at your eyes as if you are looking or not, but with moisture as if tears will fall. It’s similar to that appealing flirtation… … ”

“Wow, fuck, I’m going crazy. and? And?”

He then generously reveals the view of beauty he has always harbored within himself.

“When looking at the eyes, the pupils should be shiny with a couple of cold moons rising to the point where there are parts slightly hidden by the eyelids at the top and bottom, and the white part should be completely transparent without even a single vein, let alone a stain.”

“Wow, fuck, that really sucks. This little thing, write a book about it. I could write a book. Why did you go to military service? If you write a book with that, guys from all over the world will come running to you right away.”

“Huh? Is that so? Should we sell our military bandits?”

“Anyway, and? Again?”

He then very generously revealed his views on beauty that he always had.

People from Gangnam usually refer to people born in the Suzhou and Hangzhou areas, and Suzhou and Hangzhou are the largest entertainment cities in the Central Plains.

And all the writers of Gangnam did was play around with women and sing about the arts, and now it has become popular to compete with each other’s sensuality, claiming that one’s own view of beauty is the ultimate beauty.

Therefore, this small-time beauty from Gangnam is very stimulating to a Shandong hillbilly.

Before we knew it, soldiers were crowding around this small group, gulping down their saliva, their ears perking up, and they were listening with serious expressions on their faces so as not to miss a word.

Just like that, Joongwon-style dirty talk and views on beauty were being released one after another.

“And as expected, his waist is as thin as an ant and his body is slender and thin, so even though he is not tall, he is slender-”

“Wait a minute. That’s not true. Even if your waist is thin, shouldn’t your chest and buttocks be big?”

The gun that opened is causing a stir.

“Then isn’t it too frivolous and obscene? Aren’t such extreme curves something vulgar, something only prostitutes would do?”

“This is the problem for those who have eaten ink. What is vulgarity? If you make an obscene face with cheap makeup, it’s vulgar even if you have a thin body. Does your body determine your mood? If it’s full from the top and bottom and the waist is just thin in the middle, that’s the best.”

“In the first place, a woman with such a womb can never appear innocent or naive. Since the body is obscene, isn’t it somehow dirty?”

“Dude. Our ancestors all liked women with big breasts and big butts, dude.”

“His ancestors said that slender women were the best.”

In fact, the beauty of the Central Plains ranged from a completely skinny woman in the Jinhan, Wei, Jin, and Northern Dynasties to a very voluptuous woman in the Sui, Tang, and Ten Kingdoms.

And these days, the general consensus is that shape should be more important than size, although it should be large enough to make the waist stand out.

Then there was a lot of buzz.

“After all, a woman has breasts! That’s motherhood!”

“This is a chick that will fuck a sow. Do you get sick of looking at dairy cows? It’s all an illusion, dude.”

“Well, I have small breasts-”

“You shut up!” “You shut up!”

A war of words breaks out between the voluptuous faction and the fit faction.

The small number of Soikseon people only look at me secretly and shrug their shoulders.

Today was the peaceful daily life of the soldiers after harvesting.

Until here.

That was until a woman suddenly appeared, falling from the sky.

“Gasp! Fairy! It’s a fairy!”

“Heo-eok.” “Heo-eok!” “Gasp! Oh, that!”

what? Why are you so surprised?

Is this your first time seeing the Murim people?

Cheong tilted his head.

The reaction of the soldiers was to become even more out of breath.

“Oops. I’m sorry for surprising you. Are you soldiers from the Shandong Provincial Command Corps? I’m on my way there right now. Can you tell me the direction?”

His eyebrows were drawn into an inverted cross shape with an apologetic expression, and beneath them, his slightly frowning, large, black eyes had a characteristic Taoist wisdom.

The soldiers completely forgot how to breathe.

ah. Fairy. That’s the beauty of the world of heaven.

This is not a beauty that can exist in the human world.

I hope they are fresh. Fresh people are bastards.

Among the soldiers who were completely dumbfounded, the commander, Chong-gun, opened his mouth.

He suddenly appeared and asked for the location of the military camp. Wouldn’t this be a heinous act of digging into military secrets and ignoring national law?

So the kite gun answered him.

“Yes, that, over there, over there… … ”

“Ah! thank you! Well then!”

Cheong smiles brightly and gives thanks.

An unrivaled smile that is more gorgeous than any other flower in the world, but also blooms as brightly as a child.

The soldiers all had the same experience at that moment.

My heart dropped and I was rolling around on the floor. It was an experience that felt as if the blood vessels in my entire body were bursting in time with the beat as I was performing my role excessively.

With a crackle, the air gracefully flies up with the weightless walking of Wolnyeosanbo and heads toward the provincial commander.

Then the remaining soldiers left their seats.

For some reason, the remaining scent seemed fragrant, and only the sound of heavy breathing lingered around me.

“Kite firearms, I, I was wrong. The woman’s waist should be as thin as an ant, but her breasts and buttocks should be as majestic as Mount Tai, making it seem as if her clothes would burst out screaming. Sayeoseolbu, Yutaeduntae Geogeoikseon. The waist should be thin, the skin should be fair, and the chest and buttocks should be huge. The bigger the better! This, this was the ultimate beauty, the duty of the world of heaven.”

He continues to mutter.

“We must sell our military uniforms. I have to write a book about the sights I saw and make it widely known. This was my mission.”

He then clenched his fists.

If Cheong was a person well-versed in the history of Chinese literature, he would have thought of one of the greatest writers of Chinese classics upon hearing the name Eo.

Who on earth would be curious about Jungwon literary history in the first place?

So, it can be said that the possibility of Cheong doing that will not happen even if the world repeats itself 100 million times.

Cheong knows how much the central government officials care about their appearance.

Because Cheonyuhak told us.

Even after experiencing it, you have to tell it to understand it, because Qing has no thoughts in the first place!

It was Cheon Yu-hak who caught Cheong, who was about to run to the governor’s office, hid him, and immediately bought him silk clothes, flower shoes, and gold leaf jewelry and gave him to him.

If you go like that, you’re not a valuable guest, you’re just a military camp raider.

Thus, Cheong’s beautifully decorated appearance was truly brain-killing and had the destructive power to stop a man’s brain.

“Is the provincial commander, Nari, inside? hmm? hey? Are you listening to me?”

Cheong scribbles his beautiful hand with thin white fingers and waves it in front of the soldier.

However, the guard showed no response.

hmm? what? Did he die standing up?

Then, a gasp comes out.

Even if the brain stops, one must still breathe, but when it reaches the state of transcendent brain death, not just brain death, it can make a person forget even to breathe.

It can be said that The Transcendent Brain-Slaying Beautiful Girl was a clear truth without the slightest lie.

After 100 years of marriage with Cheong, they gave birth to 11 children, filling the small group with 11, and then peacefully resting among their grown children, and the remaining wife wiped away tears, saying, “Don’t be too sad.”

The soldier who came to his senses asked urgently.

“Well, what kind of business is it for you? … ”

“Now, this. Could you please tell the governor, Nari, and tell him that a guest has arrived?”

“Yes?”

He reluctantly accepts what the soldier offers him, but is shocked when he sees what it is.

Of course, there is no way a single soldier would dare recognize the Empress’s identity badge.

However, the fact that it was not an ordinary item was something that a soldier should naturally have.

“Gasp. yep! I will follow your orders! Chung!”

The provincial commanding officer, Guard Jeong Moon, who vigorously honored the outsiders with military honors, ran forward with all his might.

The provincial commander is the commander-in-chief of the military of a provincial city.

Of course, that does not mean that all the military in a provincial city are concentrated in one place, and the provincial commander, called Sueo, commands approximately 1,200 soldiers under the direct jurisdiction of Cheonhoso.

In addition, four Cheonhoso stations are placed near the provincial commander so that they can be pulled out and used immediately when needed.

Therefore, the provincial commander is a powerful person who can mobilize 6,000 soldiers from five thousand units at all times even in peacetime.

So what is the prestige of the provincial commander?

Wang Shuanglong, the provincial commander of Shandong Province, was in his military hut, a luxuriously built palace-like mansion, but he was lying around in a huge bed in his room, writhing in boredom.

Usually, when he was bored, he was Wang Ssangryong, who trained (rolled, bullied) the soldiers and carried out his mission to enrich the nation and strengthen its military.

However, in harvest times like now, even that was not possible, because farming was still an important matter.

So I’m bored, I’m bored.

These days, the kids are so busy with the harvest that they are all messy, but today, Wang Ssangryong was debating whether or not to order the military camp to be cleaned.

-General, are you there?

Pastor Yang knocks on the door, as if he has discovered the provincial commander’s evil plan.

A pastor is an errand boy who takes care of the chores of the military camp.

“Huh? Why?”

-Well, a guest came to visit, and he entrusted me with his identification card. This is my first time seeing it… …

“Really? What about the gift?”

When we say gift, we mean a polite gift, that is, a bribe.

However, speaking of bribery is too negative.

According to the customary law of the Central Plains, it is a basic sign of gender that must be observed.

In particular, the higher the level of the person you wish to meet, the greater the amount of basic sincerity.

And the provincial commander was one of the most powerful people in the Central Plains.

If you count the hierarchy of power below the emperor, the provincial commander will be located roughly at the end of the toes, with the fingers clenched.

If you want to show up without an appointment and ask for a meeting, you have to bring at least a few carts or enough gold for two men to carry.

-I heard you just came here feeling unwell?

“What is it? Do you know what kind of neighborhood commander the provincial commander is? How dare you. Do you just come to me feeling unwell? Send it back.”

-yes. I will do that.

Wang Ssangryong snorted happily.

Although Wang Ssangryong is a person with integrity for a provincial commander, the lack of gifts is still a matter of respect rather than gain.

Even if you look down on people, how can you come and see people with your bare hands?

I didn’t think the other person was a precious person.

When it comes to a precious person, it is natural for him to come with a large procession, so he can never show up alone.

but? There is no absolute in this world.

After a while, Pastor Yang speaks again.

-Well, the customer asked why he was being treated so rudely even after checking his cards. He was quite an unusual person. What should I do?

“Ha. okay? Who on earth is so crazy? Let’s take a look at that deck.”

In response, Pastor Yang politely opens the door and holds out the plaque he had carefully offered in both hands.

Wang Ssangryong looked at him with a disapproving expression and then-

“Gasp!”

“General?”

“Da, get rid of it right away! What are you doing! Mössy right now, no, no! Where are you!? Of course, you were treated politely in the highest-class guest room, right!? You go and tell Soin that he was busy with work and couldn’t check, so if you stay for a moment, you will personally take care of him!”

“Yes?”

Then Wang Ssangryong screamed.

“Do you want to see people die as a group? Quickly!!”