ActionComedyDrama

    I’m a Lily Troop, but I Look Like Dark Horse

    by fnovelpia

    To run away, there are mindsets one must have.

    The shamelessness to relieve oneself even in front of others, the ability to catch naps even in a rattling carriage, the mental strength to endure motion sickness in a carriage shaking as if an earthquake has struck.

    You can only call it a panicked run if you do this much.

    Didn’t Louis XVI in France somewhere get out of his carriage mid-panicked run to take a walk? That’s why he got caught and had his neck chopped off. Idiot.

    Of course, I have absolutely no intention of saying goodbye to my head like that idiot above.

    Because there’s no time to get out and relieve myself, relief is done with a chamber pot, meals are sandwiches so they can be eaten in the carriage as much as possible, and breaks are only taken right before the horses are about to collapse from exhaustion.

    ‘Still, the border is coming soon.’

    How much I’ve suffered until now. Seriously, riding in a car for two full days felt like death, but riding in a carriage for a whole week felt like I was going to go crazy.

    “Princess, the border is coming soon. You just need to hold on a little longer.”

    Pat, pat

    The woman patting my back beside me is Tatiana. My only love salvaged from this hopeless kingdom.

    “Tatiana…….”

    “Yes, Princess.”

    I burrowed into Tatiana’s embrace and traced her lips with my finger. Even though Tatiana had clearly vomited several times while riding in the carriage, her lips were moist as if she had applied lip balm.

    “You haven’t forgotten the promise we made to keep once we defect to the neighboring country, have you?”

    Then, Tatiana twisted her hair with her fingers as if shy and replied in a meek voice.

    “Yes….. Princess….. breaking each other’s hymen….. right?”

    “Yes, that’s right. I want to defect quickly and break Tatiana’s hymen.”

    Tatiana was so adorable that I pressed my lips against hers. Though flustered by my sudden kiss, Tatiana soon blushed and accepted my tongue.

    Slurp slurp

    The carriage was soon filled with the sound of my and Tatiana’s kisses. Of course, since it was a moving carriage, we couldn’t go all the way, but it was enough to touch Tatiana’s soft, rounded breasts.

    As my tongue wrapped around Tatiana’s tongue, my hand stroked Tatiana’s breasts. Every time I pinched a sensitive spot, Tatiana let out a cute moan.

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