episode_0143

When people think of Greece, they probably think of Greece from Greek and Roman mythology, which was once treated as a children’s version of Maxim, but I’m a little different.

Because Greece as magic comes to mind first rather than Greece along the Aegean Sea.

It is the influence of fantasy novels that I enjoyed reading as a child… Through this, we can see how much of an impact a book read as a child has on forming a person’s values.

Is it okay to say that schools do not force children to read books by handing out lists of required books?

Anyway, back in those days, when other kids were reading young adult novels that seemed as boring as the eyes of an ant, I would secretly bring in fantasy novels and the like from the teachers to read… The novels I enjoyed back then were novels with wizards as the main characters.

Among them, the novel I particularly enjoyed was a novel titled ‘The Beginner Wizard is Too Strong’… The main character, who has greater intelligence than anyone else, but can only learn basic magic due to his natural limitations, beats all his enemies with only basic magic. It was a novel about breaking things.

And in that novel, the magic that was almost the protagonist’s trademark was ‘Grease’.

“Isn’t that what Greek cotton is? That’s the magic that makes it slippery.”

“That’s right. To be more precise, it is a magic that artificially lowers the friction coefficient within a certain range.”

I wondered what would happen if the name was the same but in fact it was a completely different magic, but it turned out to be ‘Greece’.

I know I’m saying this now, but I always wondered every time I saw the main character using Greek magic to destroy his enemies.

So, what happens if you use grease on a person’s body rather than an object?

For example, what if you use Greek magic on your skin?

‘···Isn’t he invincible in theory?’

The slippery skin will make bullets and swords miss everything.

At that time, I was obsessed with the words ‘invincible’ and ‘strongest’ as I was a middle school student going crazy, so every time I read that novel, I wanted to check whether the tactics I came up with were actually possible.

Unfortunately, in reality, although there may be talent, there is no such thing as magic, so it remains an eternal question.

And I thought it would always be like that… I never thought I would get a chance to find the answer to something I’ve been curious about for a long time in another world.

Also… Is it because the second year of middle school that made my left arm tingle from time to time has all been swept away by the waves called time, and I have now become an adult?

I could feel questions that I had not felt during my innocent (?) middle school days rising in my head like cigarette smoke on a winter night.

‘Greece…’

What happens if you use it on your dick?

The feelings of Archimedes, who cried out “Eureka” when he saw the water overflowing out of the bathtub after entering the bathtub with the intention of taking a half-body bath with hot water or soaking in hot water, and the feelings of Newton, who realized the truth of universal gravitation when he saw an apple falling from a tree. Was it like this?

A sudden thought occurred to me and something like a light bulb seemed to light up in my head.

To that extent… it was a tremendous discovery, or rather, an idea.

It remains to be seen whether it is actually possible, but if it is possible, wouldn’t it be possible to bring about a great revolution in the act of sex that has been with humanity since before human history was established?

Maybe what we’ve been doing so far is ‘Sex 1’ and the sex we have in the future may be called ‘Sex 2.0′.

Therefore, this had to be pointed out once.

That’s why I tried to open my mouth and ask a question…

“Before that, shall we eat first?’

The words came out of Helena’s mouth much faster than my mouth opened.

And the words that came out like that were something I could never have imagined.

No, let’s eat suddenly.

Weren’t you really interested in anything other than securing samples to use for research?

“Yes? Meal… you mean?”

“Yes, I have prepared something to eat together.”

If you even listen to the nuance of what he said, it seemed like it was homemade rather than something purchased from a restaurant or something.

So I couldn’t help but feel even more confused.

Homemade cooking at this time… What kind of wind is blowing…?

Now it’s not like we’re suddenly trying to build memories between priests…

I was so confused that I narrowed my eyes slightly, but the problem was that I couldn’t refuse Helena’s offer.

From my perspective, I couldn’t help but think about it right away, because I just said it myself.

He said he prepared it himself with the intention of feeding it to me.

But rejecting something that took so much sincerity?

How is that any different from saying outright that I have no intention of being friends with you?

It may have been an act of getting closer to Helena, but I had no intention of doing something so blatantly rude, so I nodded, even though I was confused… Could it be that he was waiting for me to reveal my intention to accept?

As soon as my head started bobbing up and down, Helena’s hand immediately went towards the sleeve of the robe she was wearing.

Then, he pulled out something big, huge, and thick from there.

‘···A bowl of food?’

It was a scene that gave me a sense of déjà vu.

What is different from then is that, whereas back then, I was in the position of treating the other person, now I am in the position of being treated… and that what was sticking out of Helena’s sleeve was a whopping 7-tiered piece, different from the one I had treated Tang Xiaoso. .

Yes, it was a 7-tier box.

Helena, with a face that was no different from usual, pulled something out of her sleeve and placed it on the table.

Boom!

If what I had made for Dang Soso was a lightweight, then the guy who is now competing on the ring called the table is a heavyweight or better. Literally the sound itself was different. Maybe it was just my mood, but it felt like the table shook slightly at that moment.

“No, why are you like this…”

One thing that people often misunderstand is that filling a box is much more difficult than you think.

You might say that rice, side dishes, and fruit can easily fit into a three-tiered package, but a side dish is much wider than people think.

In the box-packing world, the 3-tier version is considered the public’s pick, but isn’t that a whopping 7-tier version?

This means that even if you fill three of those spaces with rice, side dishes, and dessert, you’ll still have four spaces left.

But to fill it up with something like that…

Perhaps it was because I had a personality that unexpectedly liked cooking.

Or… has he been taking classes with me for the past few days and has become like, ‘Well, that guy is a student and I’m a teacher…’.

I was so embarrassed that I even had such thoughts… but that couldn’t have been possible.

That’s because, according to a conversation we had a while ago, Helena seemed to be the type that even bothered to eat. More accurately, should we say that he is a human being who prioritizes the act of researching something over the act of eating.

When I asked him what his favorite food was, he thought about it for over 10 minutes and answered that it was a vegetable-flavored calorie bar. That’s all.

But does such a person really like cooking? Honestly, it was absurd.

In addition… Helena’s eyes looking at me looked like she was looking at a nobleman who provided valuable samples, and it was definitely not like she was looking at a person of the opposite sex she had developed a crush on.

So there must be some other purpose… but what is it?

I soon found out.

It was inevitable because Helena revealed it with her own words. While opening the lid of the box.

Pop!

With a sound that felt more creepy than cheerful, the tightly sealed lid of the box opened.

The thing that appeared with him was-

“Medicine rice…?”

It was food that had that visual appearance.

Since Dangsoso, Hayoung, and even Helena think that I am from New Korea, did they intentionally cook food from that region?

At first I thought so…

“It’s Hitsumabushi.”

“Hitsumabushi? Is it Japanese food?”

“Yes, since we in the Magic Empire don’t eat eel very often…”

huh? eel···?

As I was rolling my eyes in doubt, Helena revealed the next space.

“These are raw oysters. The zinc content is very high.”

“Now, just for a moment…”

“Tuna tartare with onion and garlic. It is said that if you consume onions and garlic with fish, the testosterone level in your body will be higher than usual.”

“Um… Hey? Ms. Helena?”

“Oh, and this is horseradish juice. A component called mucin contained in hemp reduces the amount of semen…”

Madness was felt in every single space.

The madness of trying to somehow increase the amount of ejaculation and secure more samples at once.

If I had received an empty box like Sunwook, I wouldn’t have been in a cold sweat like this…

Was it because I was literally overwhelmed by the madness that emanated from Helena’s body?

When I came to my senses, I found myself eating eel rice bowl with raw oysters and tuna tartare as side dishes, and drinking thickly ground yam juice whenever I felt thirsty.

And below me… Helena, armed with the customary white latex gloves, was quietly kneeling and gently massaging my balls.

‘Uh, um…’

Since I’m doing this, I feel like I’m a famous horse who gets hundreds of millions of money at a time…

…I can’t do it.

Let’s run away.