episode_0020

I left the gym.

When the positive older sister at the gym asked me about my true identity, I was really embarrassed, but in the end, thanks to her telling me some nonsense like dragon polymorphs, my true identity was naturally resolved to be a genius.

We ended up deciding that tutoring would start tomorrow and headed back home.

I saw a kid my age looking around, wearing shabby clothes that you don’t often see in apartment complexes in this neighborhood.

As I was walking home, ignoring the matter and thinking it had nothing to do with me, the kid called out to me.

“Hey.”

“Me?”

“Huh? It’s different, but it’s right! I finally found it. Who the hell are you?”

What the hell is this? When I looked closely, I saw a familiar face for some reason, so I asked for the name.

“What’s your name?”

“Me? Kim Ha-son? No, that’s not important. What the hell are you? ”

That’s right. This is what I looked like in my past life.

This is my childhood self from my past life, but it’s so different that I can’t recognize it. I’m fatter and much uglier than I was in my past life.

Anyway, judging by his actions, he really seems to be a loser.

Seeing as he can’t even guess who I am, it seems like he doesn’t even know that the body he entered is that of his secretary who died with him.

How could you not know?

Come to think of it, he was a bastard who had never called me by my name.

Still, I couldn’t believe that he didn’t even know my name even though he had been working for me for almost a year.

You idiot keep talking to me while I’m still contemplating whether or not to tell you.

“No. Are you fucking deaf? What the fuck are you? ”

“I’m Seo Jae-hoon? Who are you?”

“Ha… Have you ever died?”

“How can you be like this when you’re dead?”

“…..”

“So why are you calling me and swearing at me?”

“…..”

“If you have nothing to say, are you going to leave?”

“…..”

Did you really come all the way here just to ask that? I couldn’t help you right now, and I didn’t want to help you, so I was curious about why you came all the way here, but I turned away without hesitation.

“Hey.”

“Why.”

“Do you have any money?”

“You don’t have any money to give?”

“…..”

Just as I was about to turn my back and leave coolly, I felt uneasy for some reason and called out to the rascal.

“Hey.”

“Why.”

“A thousand won is fine?”

“Uh.”

“I’ll give you a thousand won if you apologize for swearing at me. You don’t have to pay it back.”

“….”

“You don’t like it? If you don’t like it, then don’t say anything.”

“Sorry.. I’m sorry for swearing.”

“Yeah, you shouldn’t swear at people you don’t know. I’ll give you a thousand won. Bye.”

I gave the old man a thousand won and headed home.

I pretended to be calm, but I was very surprised. I had planned to check later when I grew up whether my previous body was another me or a rascal, but I never thought it would come so suddenly.

And honestly, I didn’t think it would be a big problem even if he came looking for me, and more than anything, I thought he knew who owned the body he was in.

Of course, I was doing something else on the day I became the secretary of the rascal, but of course I introduced myself by name, and although I never talked about myself, I thought that there must have been some similarities between my face as an adult and my face as a child. However, when I saw the face of the rascal, my past life did not exist.

I really don’t understand how everything from my body shape to my face could be so different from my previous life, that I must have picked up and eaten so much at the orphanage.

But is there anything to eat at the orphanage?

To be honest, I secretly wished that there was a bastard in my previous life.

Since I don’t know why my mother and grandfather died in my past life, I have to find out from Mangnani later on.

Now, my family is more precious than anything else to me, so I don’t want to think about a family without even one person.

My mom, who always welcomes me warmly when I come home.

My dad is unreliable, but he engages in a diss battle with me when he’s bored.

My younger sibling, who I have watched over since he was one year old, is cuter and more lovable than anyone else, and who has inherited my Confucian ideology.

My grandfather, whom I don’t see often, but when I do, he expresses his love with his whole body.

Because my second life has become precious and meaningful thanks to my family, I want to protect and will protect my current life by any means necessary.

Of course, the loser said to just suffer a little longer.

Well, he’s the kind of guy who’d tell you everything if you gave him food and some money before he became a middle school student.

I am grateful that Mangnani has returned with me, and as time goes by, the worries that have been building up are disappearing.

I headed home with a lighter heart than before.

***

No, seriously, what the hell?

It looks a bit different from the past, doesn’t it?

No matter what, I wasn’t that handsome in my past life.

Even if I go to my parents right now and tell them that I’m their son from a previous life, they won’t believe me, right? Who the hell would believe that…

Even if it were me, I’d beat you up first to stop talking nonsense.

Ha… Well, I already paid the bus fare, so I should go back.

I am Kim Ha-son.

In my previous life, it was Seo Jae-Hoon, whom I just met.

I assume the secretary’s kid was a shit driver and ended up driving himself and getting into an accident and dying.

Shouldn’t a crazy guy have told me in advance that there’s a cliff in front of him and the ground is frozen? I think he was mumbling something behind his back, but if he knew, he should have stopped him properly. Anyway, that idiot doesn’t do anything right, so he must have been working as a secretary.

The baby was sitting in the back seat, so I lived alone.

A dung fly that my father had attached to me. My father had forced me to be his secretary, and he told me to listen well and study hard, but I didn’t like him from the moment I first met him.

I think he did introduce himself when we first met, but I didn’t listen because I was using my phone to play gacha, and I remember that the day he came, I screwed up the gacha.

Anyway, when I first came to my senses after the accident because of that idiot secretary.

I couldn’t see ahead and my body didn’t move as if I was under general anesthesia, so I thought some crippled doctor had failed the surgery.

Every time I tried to speak, no words came out and instead I heard a baby crying, and that’s when I realized something was wrong.

A woman left me crying and apologizing, and I was left in the care of an old man, becoming an orphan.

No. Shit. What crime did I, a third-generation chaebol, commit to be reborn as an abandoned orphan? If you’re going to let me be born, make sure I’m born as a handsome, rich third-generation chaebol or royal.

Well, it’s because I didn’t do anything special in my past life. If I just put in a little effort, becoming a tycoon on my own would be a piece of cake.

But I really didn’t like this body and face. I thought she was average in height and had an average face, but she was getting uglier and uglier, and she hadn’t eaten much, and her belly was sticking out, like a beggar’s body.

If you were to reborn, at least make my face really handsome.

Anyway, while I was being raised by old people in an orphanage, there were a lot of shitty things that happened to me.

Especially the old man who picked me up. He said my name was God’s grandson. He made it up and said things like that.

They say if you don’t pray once a day, they won’t give you food, so I ended up becoming a priest.

During the prayer time that I was forced to attend, all I could think of was curses. Will God hear them? Well, if there was a God, I wouldn’t have been born an orphan like this.

What on earth did I do wrong? Wasn’t my only mistake that I tried drugs once out of curiosity in my past life?

Anyway, it’s the fault of my dad and that secretary who hired that bastard.

Man, I don’t want to be with those kids at the orphanage. What’s the big deal about being a year or two older than them? They tell me to treat them like my older siblings.

Some people are dumber than me and keep saying things like that, so I end up nodding along to some elementary school problems, and now the idiots are so hurt that they don’t even pretend to know each other anymore and it’s comfortable.

By the way, it is definitely very different from my past life.

Their appearances are different, their personalities seem different, and they even live in different places. They were clearly born in the year of their younger sibling and lived in a single-family home a little while after that?

I went there several times over the next few days to wait, but no one came, so I came here just in case, and it looks like they still live here.

I’ve been spending a ton of money on bus fares for days.

But what the heck? Why is it so different?

Anyway, he must be living a really comfortable life, with the housekeepers cooking for him, eating snacks as much as he wants, and playing games on the computer, right?

I’m so jealous. Fuck…

I really want to yell at you for being in my body, but I held back because I thought I’d be screwed if that kid told his dad.

It’s really scary when Dad gets angry. But since the kid has the body of my past life, he curses at me, but he’s still nice and gives me a thousand won.

Well, by now he must be getting a few tens of thousands of won a week as allowance, so a thousand won may not seem like much to him.

But still, it feels different because it’s a different country, and the kid is smarter than the retards. Damn.

First of all, since Bitcoin will come out in about 6 or 7 years, if I buy a bunch of Bitcoin then and wait, I will be able to live comfortably for the rest of my life without having to work, right? Haha.

As expected, I’m really smart.

First of all, since I’m hungry, I have to go back to that beggarly orphanage and ask the kids for food.

No. But I don’t know how to get home from here? I can just take any damn bus.

If it was going to be like this, then I came for nothing. Damn it.

Is this just another me after all? Oh, shit.

What are you doing in an orphanage until you buy bitcoin?

Being born again sucks.