episode_0004
by admin“…What is this?”
She looked at the screen, still unable to grasp the situation.
She had only posted plant-related content and left kind comments in the gallery…!
But now, an unbelievable reality was unfolding before her eyes.
【Banned for 999,999 days】
【Reason for ban: Accept and solve the puzzle】
【Appointed as Assistant Gallery Administrator】
【Accept】 【Decline】
What does 999,999 days even mean?
2,700 years. After finishing the calculation, she felt dizzy.
Why would they do something like this…?
Since they want me to accept and solve it, this must be the key.
Come in as an assistant administrator.
The so-called “picking up the pieces” in the gallery.
It suggests choosing the blue badge.
Or…
Should I refuse and silently endure a 2,700-year ban?
Before that, I might die. Even if I were a dragon, wouldn’t I die?
Or it could be a time when humanity could perish. A very long time indeed.
Shivering.
She wanted to express her anger, but there was no one to direct it towards.
With no other options, she eventually pressed the accept button.
Accept it, lift the ban, and then just leave the picking up the pieces position.
【Appointed as Assistant Gallery Administrator】
【Administrator chat activated】
First, become an administrator and immediately lift the ban.
Unblock.
And then, just leave the picking up the pieces position.
At that moment, a ringing sound echoed through the room.
【Administrator Chat】
The alarm was flashing.
Somehow, she felt that she couldn’t ignore it without checking.
She cautiously moved her finger.
―Judak: Hey, you there?
―Judak: Even if you lift the ban and leave, you know you’ll get banned again, right?
The chat that appeared pierced her heart.
A single sentence that completely saw through her intentions.
Could it be that they were reading her mind?
It felt as if her thoughts had been accurately deciphered to the point of suspicion.
To ban her again…
Thinking it was malicious, she pressed the hologram keyboard.
―PlantDruid: Why are you doing this to me?
―Judak: Because you’re a talent suited for picking up the pieces?
―Maengwangjjang: Hawawa! The elf spy has arrived~~~
―PlantDruid: I’m not an elf spy!
She retorted, her clenched fist trembling.
She was an elf, but not an elf spy or a traitor.
In reality, none of those labels applied to her.
But the angrier she got, the more convincing she appeared.
The fish took the bait.
– Mamang: The naive elf concept is just weird~~~
– Plant Druid: It’s not a naive elf concept!!! And that side is also a pretty weird concept!!!
– Mamang: I really hate elves being too serious > <☆ Hehe~
-Demon Queen: Special feature of Grandma's house) When you open the cookie jar, there's a spring trap inside~~
*Rustling sounds*
Eris pounded on the armrest of the throne.
"No way! I can't win this argument with words!"
The original text contains two different passages. Here are their translations:
1. Passage 1:
"안 그래도 어그로에 약한 엘프녀가 전투민족인 마족을 이길 수 있을 리가.
못 이기는 게 당연하지만, 에리스는 분해서 견딜 수가 없었다.
"어, 언젠간… 복수하고 말 거예요…!"
그녀는 눈물을 머금고 복수를 다짐하면서 식물들에게 물을 줬다.
오늘도 평화로운 하루였다."
Translation:
"Even though an elf girl who is weak against provocation defeating the combat-oriented demon race seems unlikely.
It's natural for her to be unable to win, but Eris couldn't bear it due to her anger.
"Well, someday… I will seek revenge…!"
With tears in her eyes, she watered the plants while vowing for revenge.
Another peaceful day passed by."
2. Passage 2:
"두 번째 파딱까지 확정된 분위기 속.
누군가가 갤러리에 의문 글을 작성했다.
제목) 근데 파딱 엄청 빨리 뽑네?
설마 3번 째 파딱까지 생각해뒀나?
ㄴ그러게 ㄹㅇ 개빠름
ㄴ여태까지 본 주딱 중에 가장 빠름
ㄴ전술핵 달리던 주딱새끼도 있었는데
ㄴ그 새끼가 전술핵 선구자자너 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴ전술핵이라는 단어도 걔가 만듦ㅋㅋㅋ
"흐음."
3번째 파딱이라. 나는 글을 읽고 고민했다.
사실 3번째 파딱을 생각해두진 않았다.
다만 후보군 중에 누구를 뽑을까 생각은 하고 있었다.
'정상적인 녀석으로 하느냐. 아니면 또 미친놈을 뽑느냐인데.'
정상적인 녀석은 패널티가 적다.
그러나 대부분 고점이 낮다.
반대로 저점도 높은 편이라는 게 장점이지만, 과연 장점일까?
정상인이라는 건 멘탈도 일반인이라는 거다.
갤러리에서 지속적으로 온갖 전술핵에 피폭되다보면 빠르게 망가져버린다.
나만 해도 전술핵 MK.27 정도에선 살짝 어지러웠으니까.
반대로 미친놈은?
고점이 높다. 하지만 저점 또한 바닥을 뚫는다.
똥을 거하게 싸버리는 경우도 있고, 멘탈도 쓰레기인 경우가 있다.
주사위가 6과 1만 존재한다.
하지만 만약 주사위가 6이 나온다면?
종신 파딱으로 해놔도 될 정도로 대단한 녀석이라는 거다.
뛰어난 인물에 개차반인 사회성.
이 두개가 합쳐져서 생기는 슈퍼 파딱이 종종 있
"Originally, there is a thing called a hero… There's no reason to post such a thing. I receive support from the kingdom."
"Is the hero a woman?"
"Yes, the hero is a woman."
"I see."
"But lately, the continental situation has been peaceful, so the hero doesn't have much to do."
"So that's why you're trolling? Haha."
"Oh, haha. Even heroes need to troll when they're bored, haha."
"Is this person really a hero?"
"Do you think a real hero would spend all day trolling, you idiot? Hahaha."
"Real heroes are busy, hahaha."
"Even if it's peaceful, they're busy dealing with the aftermath of battles, hahaha."
"He's an extreme concept enthusiast."
"If chosen, he might not be as bad as expected."
"Or maybe he's just mentally ill."
"A mentally ill person who believes he's a hero."
"Hmm."
After thinking for a moment, I reached a conclusion.
There must be a comment that suits this guy.
I left a light-hearted reply.
[User: 주딱) How about guarding the gallery to contribute to the peace of the continent?
[User: 주딱아 No!!!!!!!
[User: This crazy bastard, haha.
[User: Guarding the gallery, haha.
[User: Hero) What's good about guarding the gallery?
[User: 주딱) It makes the continent more peaceful, so there are more unemployed people.
[User: Is that a good thing?
[User: Your colleagues will increase, haha.
[User: 주딱, are you really insane, hahaha.
[User: This crazy idiot, haha. This won't work!!!!!!!
The gallery's response was positive.
Amidst the explosive reactions, a long-awaited reply was posted.
[User: Hero) It's a better story than I expected! You truly are a good person, 주딱!
[User: I received this, haha.
[User: Damn, hahaha.
[User: Hey, why are you leaving, haha?
[User: 주딱, you crazy bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!
[User: Please, can't you reconsider this again?
[User: Let the gallery perish, hahaha.
Every day, the despicable spammer who floods the board with posts becomes a failure as a hero?
Isn't there anyone other than 주딱 to stop the hero?
─Please, think about it again!!!!!!!
A crisis alert sounded in the gallery.
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