episode_0052

The weather was getting harsher and harsher, and after spending more than a month lying in bed, I decided it was time to just come out and say that my back was better.

At my words, the old man and Cheon Deuk let out a sigh of relief and were excited, but from my perspective, who had been fine for a long time, that sight made my conscience ache a little.

Well, I had a comfortable life. If I just stayed still, she would do my laundry, cook for me, feed me, and run errands for me.

I finally realized how convenient it was to say, “Please do it.” I even thought about getting hurt on purpose the next time, but I decided that wasn’t right, so I scrapped it.

“Sister, I have some hot chocolate, would you like some?”

As I was rolling around on the sofa in the living room, Lina suddenly started talking to me after looking at me from time to time. Did she have any grudges about hot chocolate? She used to make it every day even when she was sick…

The milky white foam floated on top of the dark hot chocolate. The hot chocolate was delicious, but I had to say that it was a little less appealing because it was warm at home.

Originally, hot chocolate was more appealing because it was delicious, but it was also useful for warming up slightly cold hands and faces.

However, thanks to Hyeji’s good maintenance on the boiler, there was no cold air to be found in the house, so it could be said that the popularity of hot chocolate naturally declined.

I would eat it if someone gave it to me, but I thought, ‘What else?’

“Thank you.”

But I can’t leave the mess to my uncle forever, so I decided to start selling Lina’s hot chocolate to commemorate my back recovery and coming out.

When I obediently accepted the hot chocolate, Lina’s face lit up with a smile. No, is it really that great to receive and eat just this? If the world were all right, she would have opened a café and things would have been fine.

I don’t know about the female customers, but the male customers would probably wait in a long line. You go to a cafe and order a drink, and a pretty girl smiles brightly and brings you coffee?

Whether it was because of selfish intentions or just because I didn’t think much of it, I think I would have gladly gone there if I were a man. It’s a completely different feeling when someone says with a stern expression, “The person who ordered the Americano.”

I carefully held the mug in my hand, but it felt hot rather than warm, so I put it down on the table and looked out the window until it cooled.

At first glance, it was a snowy country, so much so that I thought the snow might have piled up to my waist.

It’s really strange to see things like this. They say global warming is due to environmental pollution, but now the world has completely fallen apart and greenhouse gases and such have almost disappeared, but instead of the weather getting better, it’s getting worse day by day.

In fact, it seems like the scientists and environmentalists were lying. It couldn’t be explained otherwise. Oh, but the heat wave has eased, so it doesn’t seem like it’s a complete lie…

‘…’

“?”

I heard someone mumbling something, so I turned my head and saw Lina talking while washing the dishes.

Are you talking to yourself? You seem to have brightened up. Have you developed some strange quirk? Like a split personality?

Now that I think about the word split personality, it’s clear that Lina didn’t have that kind of temperament from the first time I saw her… Or maybe she just had a split personality?

I had no choice but to head to the kitchen, thinking that this might be a chance to hear Lina’s true feelings, as people usually divide themselves into a social self and an authentic self.

Of course, be careful not to get caught by Lina.

Approaching Lina, who was mumbling while washing dishes with her back to the living room, was easier than blowing a hole in a zombie’s head.

“That vixen bitch… Now it’s the end of being stuck with oppa. That rag bitch is always alone in the room with oppa…”

‘Ugh.’

“?????”

No, what are you talking about? What am I? A, a fox? A rag…???

“It’s annoying. Spitting in your drink is annoying… If it were up to me, I’d mix something like laxative into your food and feed it to you. But I can’t do that because I’m afraid my brother might eat it. But I’ll eat it separately from now on… Be prepared… Hehe. ”

What? Anti-diarrheal medicine? No, more like spitting?

I glanced at the hot chocolate on the table for a moment, then looked back at Lina.

This fucking bitch…?

“You’re really too much oppa… I can make you feel better than that bitch… I studied hard too. What’s good about a bitch with a dirty personality? Wait, it’s not just her personality that’s dirty, right? She’s not a virgin either, so it’s obvious she’s sloppy. That’s why she only does it with her mouth.”

Just hearing it from Lina’s mouth made me dizzy, and crazy words poured out. The words she spoke while taking a deep breath and stopping to wash the dishes for a moment were the climax.

“That vixen-like girl used to hang out with punks and act like a jerk when she was in school… My brother really… Is it because he has no experience with girls? Well, my brother doesn’t seem to be attracted to girls at all. His reaction back then was really cute. Hehe.”

“Okay.”

I blurted out a word to Lina, who was defenselessly expressing her feelings. Lina was so surprised that she dropped the bowl she was holding into the sink, creating a slight noise.

If the dishes had fallen on the floor, Mr. Cheon Deuk or the old man would have come running out into the living room in a panic with a loud crash, but since the dishes only fell on the sink, they didn’t break or anything, so nothing happened.

Lina’s head slowly turned as if she had seen a ghost, and she took in my appearance with both eyes.

“Hi? Uh… Sister?”

“Yeah, can I keep talking?”

Since you’ve already been caught, it seems like you still have a lot of grudges in your heart. Why don’t you keep talking nonsense like that? The person in question is right in front of you. You probably wanted to do it in front of him someday.

“Uh…since when have you been there…?”

“Since when you said she was a bitch like a fox? Oh, she’s a bitch, right?”

I sat crookedly on my chair and rested my chin on my hand. I stared at Lina, who was on the verge of causing a tsunami and a major earthquake, with her pupils dilated.

“Ah, no… that’s…!”

“You were always smiling in front of me, but you were thinking like that. Our Lina is really gloomy and sinister, isn’t she?”

“I wasn’t talking about my sister… There’s a cat that sometimes comes to the rooftop…”

“That cat must have been eating with the old man in my room every day. This is the first time I heard that the old man was a furry. Meow.”

Lina’s attempts to make excuses were met with nothing. Realizing that excuses would not work, Lina was now trembling and not knowing what to do.

“Did you enjoy your hot chocolate? It had a lot of foam. Isn’t that the kind of drink that only kind bosses can drink?

“Ah…uh…uh…”

I slowly tapped the floor of the chair next to me.

I meant for Lina to come and sit next to me right away, and Lina immediately understood what I meant, put the rubber gloves she was wearing on the sink, and ran over to sit down.

“I wasn’t a good school student, but I don’t think I ever crawled between boys’ legs or got crushed under them and cried. What do you think?”

“That, that…”

“What does it mean to do it with your mouth? I diligently ate the food that the old man fed me, but I don’t really understand what it means to do it with your mouth.”

Lina began to shrink. Not only her voice, but if it was physically possible, even her body would have shrunk to about a fifth of its size.

I stroked Lina’s head. If I wanted to, I could have just stroked her head until her scalp turned red.

“Okay, you have a sister. Let’s try to explain slowly. My sister doesn’t talk to girls much, so she didn’t really understand what you were saying.”

“Ugh…ugh…”

When I pushed her into a dead end, Lina’s eyes started to flutter and tears like chicken poop started to well up. Her voice was also trembling, and it was just plain ugly.

“Don’t cry. Didn’t your sister ask you to explain?”

“Oh, my sister… Just me and my brother… You always do that… You tell me not to care and then tell me to do whatever I want… Huh!”

No, I’m the victim, so why are you crying like you’re being wronged? Has this bitch really lost her mind? What the hell has she been doing all this time, you crazy bitch?

“No, I asked you to serve me food while my back hurts. Is it really that much of a problem… Hey!”

“Don’t lie! I heard you talking to me like that…! You drooled on your pants! Do you know how I felt when I washed you?”

My head was pounding and hurting. No, I mistook it for something like that. What kind of AV was in your head? Can’t you tell the difference between the sound of eating and the sound of, you know, that kind of thing?

Common sense tells you that with my personality, I wouldn’t be able to stick with that guy! I’m a guy… There’s no way I would do something like that!

As his temper rose, he hit Lina on the back of the head with a loud sound. Lina burst into tears even more sadly with an ‘Ah!’ sound.

Why are you crying when you’ve done nothing wrong? You’d feel bad even if you just threw away the bowl.

“Eww!”

“I’ve never done anything like that, you crazy bitch!!!”

“Don’t lie! Unnie Hyeji said that the relationship between you and the uncle was like that! Aaaah!”

What? That crazy bitch Hyeji…

I felt my blood boil. I went through all that trouble to save you, and now you’re beating me in the head like this? What on earth did that bitch see that made me look like a light-hearted guy? Oh, now she’s not a guy, she’s a bitch.

It was unfair. I, who was clearly a brand new, unopened product that made the term “Three-person household” seem meaningless, had become a “second-hand, unopened product” that had been rolled around in the field dozens of times, not a used product nor an opened new product, just a “second-hand, unopened product” that had been rolled around in the field dozens of times, thanks to the two crazy bitches’ cube equation.

Of course, I wanted to be laid under a man in the first place. For me, who had never masturbated since I got this body, it was a situation that would make my clothes burst.

“This, this…! Crazy perverts with only dirty thoughts in their heads…!”

“Eww! How can you say something like that? Hwaaa!”

Lina then started crying and the whole house was going to leave.

“What, what’s going on! Danhwa? Lina? What the hell? ”

“Da, Miss Danhwa. No matter how much I don’t like Miss Lina, it’s still making me cry…”

It wasn’t good. From my perspective, it was so unfair that it drove me crazy, but since I was the victim of a younger girl’s first-hand experience, the clueless old man and Mr. Cheon Deuk clearly saw me as the perpetrator.

“Stop it! Irrelevant outsiders, get out! This is a problem that Lina and I will solve. If you interfere, I won’t stay still.”

“No, but the baby is crying…”

Despite what I said, the old man ignored Lina and tried to turn her around. This crazy lolicon bastard. You can’t even tell the difference between a friend and a foe, and you’re trying to troll me now?

“Whaaaang!”

At the uncle’s support, Lina began to shed tears like a fish in water.

The old man who joined late and Mr. Cheon Deuk couldn’t see it, but maybe because she was the same woman, I could see it clearly. That girl’s eyes are alive now.

It was as if a peerless master from a martial arts novel had pulled out his last knife. It was scary! He would win first.

I didn’t want to, but since I woke up in this body, there was nothing I couldn’t do. It was right to fight asymmetric power with asymmetric power.

Moreover, unlike Lina, I had more asymmetrical powers than just tears.

“What! I feel so wronged too, sir? Should I cry too? Huh? Can you handle it? Huh?!”

“Ah, no, that’s not it… Well, there must be a reason why Danhwa says that. Shall we have a light accompaniment like Cheon Deuk-ssi? There’s some good liquor I got from Purundul Apartment last time…”

It seemed like the old man had been successfully defeated, and I immediately turned my gaze to Mr. Cheon Deuk, who was busy rolling his eyes and checking the mood.

When our eyes met, Cheon Deuk decided to follow the old man’s suggestion without hesitation.

“Good idea. It’s the way children grow up while fighting. It’s also the case that adults get involved in children’s fights. Even though Danhwa Yang is a little young, she’s mature enough to be trusted!”

“Uh…”

When the reinforcements that had been called in with great effort showed signs of leaving, Lina was visibly flustered.

“Okay, then. Should I try to resolve the misunderstanding slowly with my sister?”

I put my arm around Lina’s shoulder and pretended to pat her, but when I saw that the old man and Mr. Cheon Deuk had turned their backs, I grabbed Lina’s shoulder.

“Hipp…”