The Third-Rate’s Patoon Plan. (2)

At a time when the Royal Academy of Frisia was in turmoil after one case had ended.

The Imperial Royal Academy was also experiencing some turmoil.

-Kang!

“Oh, really good! A month ago, the guy from Ssagaj… Harv-kun is a completely different person?”

“Thank you… Daat!!”

-Kaang!

Brown eyes of detection.

Tall and neat facial features.

And he is a talented young man with the innate trait of an auror.

Harb Hoppen.

The young man who had shown a small amount of prominence even among the second-year students of the Academy, now seemed to have fully blossomed his talents, and he was swinging his sword quickly and nimbly, sharply and smoothly, pushing away the blond man.

Even going so far as to say that he was surrounded by swords.

-Kakiing! Kick!!

“Yeah! Okay, okay~ Since I can’t use Aura, it’s a very appropriate decision to create a situation where I can use my sword like this~”

“… Ugh!!”

However, the face of the young man who is attacking while displaying his great talent is not very bright even though his opponent keeps praising him.

That’s a given.

His own sword is surrounded by an aura, but his opponent’s is a ‘wooden sword’ without an aura.

But it doesn’t push back at all, as if the same aura was surrounding the iron sword, and the sword doesn’t even think about cutting.

This happened because the swordsmanship of his opponent, Yuria Fortward, was two, no, four, or five steps superior to his own.

-Ttaaak!

“Ugh!”

“But worrying about what to do after getting stuck like this is a negative point. You should think about it before getting stuck, right?”

Yuria shrugged her shoulders and said, “We still have a long way to go~” as she lightly pushed away the sword surrounded by Aura and passed by, hitting Harve’s shoulder, who was wearing protective gear, with the wooden sword. She then put the wooden sword back into her waistband.

“Ugh, ugh… Honestly, I don’t think there’s anyone I could lose to in this situation other than you, Master.”

“Really? As far as I know, there’s a better inspector nearby than Harb?”

“… I hope you’re not talking about my brother.”

“That’s right~ Since Rudis has reached swordsmanship level 2, she should be able to easily defeat Harve’s sword like she is now~”

“This is all a difference in experience, skill, and proficiency,” said Yuria, patting Harb on the shoulder.

Harb instinctively closed his eyes as he saw her chest, which was the pocket of motherly love and consideration that Rudis had said was getting closer and rippling.

There was no Rudis around, but I did it because I was afraid that if I got caught again, I would get stabbed in the eye for no reason.

When the two people finished their swordsmanship duel and went to rest, the area around them was noisy.

Of course, the two of them had just been sparring during the academy’s training session, and they weren’t the only ones there.

“Hey, did you just see that?”

“Oh. That was so cool.”

“Oh, I guess it wasn’t like that, but now it seems like I can’t win at all?”

“I also thought he wouldn’t win when I first saw him.”

“Huh? Hey, we were able to spar and try it last time, right?”

“Huh? What are you talking about?”

“What are you talking about? Aren’t you talking about Harve’s sword skills?”

“No, I was talking about that girl named Yuria’s sword pouch? Can you beat that… “

“… Crazy bastard, no. No. Yeah, guys can do that. Actually, I’ve seen it too… “

Some are surprised by Harb’s sudden improvement in swordsmanship, and some are surprised by the two things Yuria showed them, and they chatter quietly.

Seeing that sight, Yuria took a sip of water while resting and perked up her fox ears.

As expected, Suin himself has better hearing than most humans.

This means that normal conversation sounds can be picked up at this distance.

‘Huh… ‘

But Yuria thinks.

The words and gazes of the boys looking at me, who entered school without revealing my age, are ordinary reactions of ordinary men, so I can just accept that.

Rather, it feels good to hear evidence that even at this age, she is attractive to men in their 20s because of her looks.

That means, Rudis, who is in her 20s like them, can also feel attracted to her.

“Ha! What is that? Didn’t Harb do it while looking at it completely?”

“So. Are you guys blind? How can you not defeat one of those guys with a wooden sword when you’re using an aura?”

“Oh my, did you come here to learn swordsmanship or to seduce men? Did you see that last time? You were shaking your tits like this, like this! It’s really disgusting. Isn’t that a total whore?”

“Huh, hey, isn’t that guy after Harve? You crazy bitch. Don’t you know that she has a fiance?”

“No, maybe he knew and was trying to steal it… “

Rather, the problem lies with female students.

I don’t particularly want to become close with them, but I don’t want to be on their bad side either.

Because I’m here to support Rudis’s happy school days, not to cause him trouble.

But just looking at it, you can tell he has no talent or special skills in swordsmanship.

His words came back as a boomerang, and there was no way to stop the chirping of girls who were wearing thin clothes and thin armor just to attract the attention of men, without even training.

In times like this, I think it would be best to just avoid the situation, so I told Harb that I would go first, and then approached the professor to tell him that I was going to go wash up.

“Hey, you low-class noble bitches!”

“””?”””

“?”

A beautiful, attractive, yet foolish woman with beautiful silver-white hair, tied up in a really strange bun and for some reason tied in front of her neck.

Princess Coti Royal Labyrinth began to shout so that it could be heard throughout the training grounds.

“Uh… Huh, Your Highness? What have you done to us… “

“Your eyes are like the eyes of the mackerel that was served as a side dish last night!”

“… Yes?”

“There’s fish meat in your earholes too?! Not only are your eyes bulging, but your head is also filled with mackerel intestines!”

“, what the… all of a sudden!”

“Shut up! Even a girl who doesn’t learn swordsmanship can tell that the movements of that watermelon fox were incredibly refined and smooth! Don’t you know that, I ask!!”

Although she has made more than one problematic statement, her strong statements continued.

“If you came here to fish for guys like a girl anyway, why don’t you just make an appeal by waving your ugly body around!”

“You’re just a pumpkin who works so hard for no reason! Your faces are like pumpkins, so you’re getting criticized and looking even uglier!”

“That low-class noble bastard Harb took care of it? Hurry up and go to the infirmary and apply for sick leave and go to the ophthalmologist! Even a girl who doesn’t know anything about swordsmanship would think you’re a dog, so if that’s what you took care of, then there’s something wrong with your intelligence!”

“””… … “””

The other person was left speechless as Coty spoke, holding her waist as if to emphasize it while snorting loudly.

For some reason, Harb was also included and criticized, but what she said was not wrong.

Some of the students who had been looking at them disapprovingly as they cracked pumpkin seeds began to giggle as if agreeing with the princess’s words, saying, “So, they…”

But perhaps because she didn’t like the atmosphere around her, she turned her head and glared at the students who were whispering and laughing with her crimson eyes, and then opened her mouth again.

“What are you guys laughing at! You punk! If I saw this, I would have quickly come out as a fellow swordsman in the same swordsmanship department and not even have the guts to say a word…! Daburupp?!”

“Okay, stop it~ That’s it for the silver-haired punk princess.”

The one who stopped Coty from launching a barrage of indiscriminate verbal abuse was, ironically enough, a fox named Yuria who had come at some unknown time.

She lightly covered her plump, soft lips with her hand, then grabbed her struggling arms with one hand and began to drag them away.

“Viewbya Byagyapyupyah?!(Who’s the punk?!)”

“Ah, stop! You’re spiting on my hand. Okay, let’s go together. Ah! Don’t lick it!!”

“Bbaengpyobumpahaebeot! (It’s salty!)”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about, let’s go out and talk!”

-licking.

“Eek?!

“Bbaengbbaengbbaengbibeom! (It’s a side dish for rice!)”

At the princess’s actions of doing more than she was told not to, Yuria began to growl, her tail feathers standing on end.

When Coty saw her, his eyes widened and he muttered something incomprehensible, “Bye-ba-ak! Mae-cheo-tae-bi-bo-bya-bya-meon-ma! (Eww! He’s even eating my tits!)” as he was dragged away.

“… Hey, what is that now?”

“Oh, you forcibly grabbed the princess and dragged her out?”

“Hey, you say you’re a punk…? Did you just call the princess a punk?”

And after seeing Yuria and the princess disappear like that, the second-year students of the swordsmanship department started to create new rumors.

In fact, there are rumors that the attractive Yuri is a knight of the Emperor’s guard who was brought in for the purpose of protecting (educating) the princess.

*

“Puhahahahaha! Ah… hmph. Puhehehe!”

“Woohoohoo…! Ke, Keluk! Keluk! Oh, ohhoohoo…! Keluk!”

When I laugh, I can’t stop laughing as I watch the princess trying to laugh along with me with an overbearing smile.

“Ah! Really~! Rudis!! Is this a laughing matter?!”

“… Brother, this is really not something to laugh about.”

“Ugh! I, I’m sorry… Phew!”

“Keluk! Keluk! Ugh… It’s hard to laugh. Stop laughing!”

“No, oh, the princess is making me laugh…! Phew!”

“Huh? Did I make you laugh?”

“Huh? Did you laugh without knowing?”

“I just laughed because the commoners were laughing!”

This guy really has an incredibly strange charm.

When I first heard that he got angry during class and suddenly slammed into people, I was honestly shocked, but when he said that he did it because he got angry after hearing Yuria noona gossiping, I couldn’t hate him or argue that it was just meddling for no reason.

Haa, ah. That’s so funny…!

“Hwa, the princess is. Sa, she seems like a very kind person.”

“Oh my! You low-class noblewoman! You have a good eye for people! I’ll give you the strawberry milk that the girl left over!”

“After that…? Ah, thank you?”

Miss Loretta, who said what I wanted to say, awkwardly took a sip of the remaining strawberry milk.

The sight of Harb looking at her with a look of ‘What do you want me to do?’ is just a joke.

Of course, whether that was true or not, I suppressed my laughter that was about to burst out through self-hypnosis at the princess’s actions of spreading out her pockets of pride as if to say that she was looking up to me for eating all of her bread and giving me strawberry milk, and continued speaking.

“Princess.”

“What the heck! Commoner!”

“Thank you for helping Sister Yuria.”

“Woohoohoo! Thank you!”

“… Rudis, this isn’t something to be thankful for. Did you accidentally become the princess’s guardian? You’re Rudis’ guardian… “

“Besides, the princess’s indiscriminate shooting has been getting worse lately. If this continues, she’ll really get kicked out of the swordsmanship department.”

“Huh?”

I tilted my head when my sister and Harv appealed to me that this wasn’t a good situation right now.

Wasn’t he a loner from the beginning?

There’s no one to eat with, so I think the princess’s situation can’t get any worse. She comes out and slowly devours the Soboro bread, saying she wants to eat with us.

“Who’s the loner!!”

“Not anymore. Because you are eating with us.”

“Ooh… That’s true.”

“That’s not it. I said that if things continue like this, you’ll end up alone too. Right now, there’s no one in the swordsmanship department that you can talk to except for Harb-kun.”

“Watermelon fox! I’m here!”

“That’s not a conversation, it’s just coming out and ordering you around! And don’t be a watermelon fox!”

While I was hospitalized for two days after collapsing after eating my sister’s blue pork cutlet, my sister and the princess developed quite an interesting relationship.

The princess started to rush at me with the same feeling as Yuria’s younger sister.

-What the hell! The watermelon fox poisoned a commoner! It’s a crime!!

-It’s not poisoning! This is food poisoning…!

-Food poisoning is also poison! You got poisoned! Report it to the Knights Templar…!! Eww! Is this water b*tch thinking of eating me too?! No way! Even if you eat my breasts, the water b*tch won’t absorb them!!

-Who’s eating this?! Just close your mouth!!

-Eeeeek!

-Grrr!

The princess and her older sister, who came to the infirmary of the cathedral where I was taken again, were becoming close with each other in that way.

It wasn’t the picture I had in mind, but I’m glad that you seem to be doing well anyway.

Anyway, I felt like nothing serious had happened, so I took a bite of the sandwich I was eating.

As I sat there blankly watching the two growling as if they were going to devour each other, Harb’s soft voice came to my ears.

“… Brother, this is just a story here.”

“Shall we move a little?”

“Yes.”

It seemed like something important was being said.

Harb started talking with a slightly serious expression as he spoke so that his older sister and the princess, who were growling at each other as if they were going to eat each other, couldn’t hear him, and asked his girlfriend Loretta to stop the two, and started walking with me as if we were doing some after-dinner exercise.

“… This is a continuation of what I was saying earlier, but the princess keeps picking fights here and there. She’s really becoming more than just a loner. “

“Huh? A loner or something? What is that?”

“… There is a rumor that among the students who were beaten up in front of the other kids earlier and the students who were beaten up by the princess in the past, there are ominous talks of taking revenge on the princess.”

“?”

That’s really creepy.

Strange? The student council president is her close half-brother, the crown prince, the chairman is her teacher, and she’s even a princess herself, and they’re talking about revenge?

It was something I couldn’t understand at all, but it didn’t seem like Harb was joking.

Eventually I had no choice but to ask him.

“That story, in detail.”

“First of all, this is a story from two months ago… “

That way I could hear the whole story from Harb.

Oh my. I’m going to take revenge on the person that the third-rate villain Rudis likes.

You have a lot of guts.

“… So what do you do?”

“What should I do? I have to do it well.”

He dares to harass the person I like, and I have no intention of just sitting back and watching.

Even if she did something wrong, she was still a fun person to be around and I liked her behavior.

“It just harasses you in return.”

Before the victim becomes the perpetrator, let’s nail them down so they remain victims.

That’s what a third-rate villain would do.