16. Lovely Mr. Love.

 

 

Seriously, it’s always the ones who don’t know shit who stick their noses in.

You end up a lifelong virgin that way, you know?

 

 

“Well, even so…”

To completely reel her in, it’d be good to show some consideration.

She’s my woman now, after all.

 

 

“If I was out of line, I apologize. It’s just that Sarang-ssi is too beautiful.”

“Ah… It’s nothing.”

 

 

Sarang-ssi, bless her heart, brushed it off coolly, still blushing.

Though I’m not sure if I should call that cool…

 

 

But she didn’t get angry or anything? Even after a deep kiss, not getting angry or saying anything means it’s 100% a go. No matter how flustered you are, if you hate the person or never even considered them, you’d slap them right across the face for doing that.

 

 

In that sense, success.

Honestly, I didn’t expect her to fall so easily.

Looks like she doesn’t have much experience with men. If she hasn’t experienced it by that age, her curiosity must be raging. I guess that curiosity, combined with my charm stats, abilities, and so on, led to this result.

 

 

“Major Han! You can’t just let this go! Really, it’s alriㅡ”

“It’s alright. No need to make a big deal out of something so trivial.”

“Tri, trivial?!”

Sarang-ssi says it’s okay, but this Captain keeps yapping.

I can’t have that. I’ll just have to send him back during the second round.

 

 

“Alright, alright. Let’s just finish our meal. How long are you going to leave this food sitting here?”

 

 

Just shut up and eat, damn it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Whoa~! That was pretty good. Well, I don’t really know meat that well, though. I know other kinds of meat.”

“…Thank you. My mouth had a good time thanks to you.”

“It’s nothing. A Lieutenant Colonel should be able to come to a place like this, right?”

“It’s a bit much.”

“Aww~”

 

 

Lies. Her dad’s a General.

 

 

“More than that, you said you’d buy me coffee, but how about alcohol instead?”

“!!”

“Didn’t we just drink alcohol?”

“Not wine, soju. Soju. Soju with pork belly is amazing, you know.”

“We just ate steak, and now pork belly?”

“It’s okay. We can do it. If not, we could go for gamjatang or gopchang jeongol.”

“Alcohol? What lewd thing are you trying to do?!”

 

The Captain’s acting up again.

 

 

What am I going to do? Do you even need to ask? I’m obviously going to bang her. Your Han Sarang Lieutenant Colonel. Hehehe. I wonder what she’ll be like.

 

 

As I shot that look (unseen by Sarang-ssi), the Captain suddenly raised his fist and went berserk.

And what stopped him was,

 

 

“Captain Im Hak-bong!”

 

As expected of Lieutenant Colonel Han Sarang.

 

 

“Major Han!!”

“Hoo….”

 

 

She didn’t scold him like before.

She just sighed deeply.

 

 

But that seems to be even more damaging to the Captain. He flinched and quietly lowered his fist.

 

 

“How much more are you planning to disappoint this officer?”

“N-No, I…!”

“Return to base now. This much dereliction of duty is enough.”

“That’s right. Isn’t it already serious? If you don’t have a ride… well. Secretary-nuna, please take Ah-heuk and drop him off.”

“…Me?”

“Yes. And don’t do anything weird.”

“I won’t.”

I took out three 100-dollar bills from my wallet and handed them to the secretary-ssi.

 

 

“Buy yourself dinner with this.”

“….”

 

 

She takes the money, blushing.

Secretary-ssi is secretly cute too.

 

 

“Alright. See you tomorrow, Secretary-nuna.”

 

I came to that conclusion and tapped Ah-heuk a couple of times.

 

 

“Hey. Divide.”

[Could you not hit me?]

“Shut up. Just do it.”

[Wow. Hopeless. Look at that trash personality.]

“Whatever.”

 

 

While rebelling like a teenager in puberty, Ah-heuk’s clone eventually created another clone.

The attack power and defense will have dropped by half, but it doesn’t matter since it’s a clone specifically for division.

 

 

“T-Two of them in an instant…!”

“Alright. Sarang-ssi. I’ll escort you.”

 

 

I wrapped my arm around her and pulled her close.

 

 

“Ah…!”

 

 

She obediently follows along.

Hehehe. Just as I thought, she’s inexperienced. Usually a dignified and composed female soldier, but when it comes to romance, she’s a complete newbie and beginner.

She can be so cute and lovely.

 

 

“…Then you, follow me.”

 

 

Secretary-nuna pulled the Captain away.

 

Now it’s time for us to say goodbye~ Let’s meet again next time~

 

 

“W-Wait! I!!”

“Should I report you to the Ministry of National Defense?”

“…!”

“I obviously don’t have the authority to issue disciplinary action, but I can report a soldier from another military unit abandoning their post.”

“….”

 

 

Wow. Secretary-nuna is awesome!

 

 

“Wh-Why are you…!”

“Because I received money. I have to work that much.”

 

 

She answered coolly like that and flung open the door of Ah-heuk’s clone.

It’s a Lamborghini model in appearance.

 

 

Hehe. Farewell, Captain.

 

 

Ah!

That’s right. I should say one thing before he leaves.

 

 

“Sarang-ssi, just a moment.”

“Yes…?”

 

I gently pulled her away and approached the Captain.

 

 

“…You…! If you lay a single finger on the Lieutenant Colonel…!”

 

 

Captain Im Hak-bong spouted a cliché line as soon as I approached.

I ignored all of his words and spoke so that only the Captain and Secretary-ssi could hear.

 

 

“Don’t worry, Sarang-ssi. I’ll definitely take you to a motel and bang you.”

“!!!!”

“You look like a virgin… It’d be too pitiful if you let cobwebs grow on that pretty face, right? Women have sexual desires too.”

 

Tak tak.

 

 

As I said that, I patted him on the shoulder, and the Captain, with a distorted face, shook off my arm and swung his fist.

 

 

“You bastard!!!!”

 

 

Of course, his fist missed.

There’s no way I’d get hit by something like that.

 

But he didn’t give up and swung several times.

 

 

“You! Goddamn! Son of a bitch!!”

“Captain Im!!!”

 

 

Sarang-ssi, who was behind me, ran over in shock and blocked the Captain with her slender yet voluptuous body.

Ooh… a human shield… for me… satisfied.

 

 

“What are you doing!!!”

 

 

A sharp shout.

The loudest and sharpest voice I’ve ever heard from her.

She didn’t even use this voice when massacring the Megals.

That means her shock and anger are that great.

 

 

But this time, Captain Im didn’t back down either.

He pushed Sarang-ssi, who inevitably lacked strength, and advanced like the Hulk.

 

 

“Lieutenant Colonel!! Do you know what that bastard said???!! Just one hit! Let me hit him just once!!”

“Shut up!! Can’t you stop right now?!!”

 

 

Sarang-ssi desperately blocks him even while being pushed back.

There are probably several reasons.

To protect me, and to protect that guy.

 

 

First of all, putting aside my abilities and strength, if that soldier hits me, a civilian, the problem becomes huge. He’s almost certainly going to military prison, and in the process of investigating this incident, the insubordination, abandonment of duty, desertion, etc., that he committed will be added, and with just one question, ‘Why were you causing trouble in Incheon during work hours?’ his life is over.

 

 

 

 

“Eek!”

 

 

That’s why Sarang-ssi didn’t back down.

She endures a difficult struggle with a male soldier.

 

 

Then, when it seemed like she couldn’t take it anymore, she pushed him away and slapped him across the face with all her might.

 

 

 

Jjaak – !

 

 

 

 

That’s a really powerful hit.

A full-swing slap is always awesome.

 

 

“Lieu, Lieutenantㅡ.”

 

 

Jjaak – !

 

 

It doesn’t end with one.

This time, she slaps the other cheek too.

 

 

“Wow. That’s a really cool slaㅡ.”

 

 

Ppeoeok!

 

 

I was about to clap! It wasn’t over!!

 

 

She kicks the Captain in the stomach with a very clean front kick.

 

 

But this… Isn’t Sarang-ssi going to get punished for this?

 

 

 

“Hoo… Hoo….”

 

Calming her breath and suppressing her anger, she opened her mouth.

In front of her is the Captain, kneeling and clutching his stomach, coughing.

 

 

“Get a grip. If you keep acting out like this, I can’t handle you either. Understand?”

“….”

 

 

The Captain didn’t answer.

He just gritted his teeth, burning with anger.

Probably at me, and at Sarang-ssi for not understanding his feelings.

 

 

“Aren’t you going to answer?”

“…I understand.”

 

 

Angry Sarang-ssi… so hot…♥

 

Come to think of it, she talks like that when she’s angry. She usually uses stiff, formal speech.

 

 

“If you understand, hurry up and return.”

 

The Captain bit his lip tightly, stood up, and glared at me.

 

 

What are you looking at? Telling me to enjoy Sarang-ssi? Yeah. I’ll do that even if you don’t tell me.

 

 

“…Just you wait.”

 

 

Yes. Thanks for the villain line that I’m not scared of at all.

 

 

 

In the end, Captain Im was half-dragged by Secretary-ssi onto Ah-heuk, and disappeared like that.

 

Bye-bye~

 

 

 

 

“Whew~ He’s a scary person. Swinging his fist out of nowhere.”

“….”

 

 

Sarang-ssi looked at me with an apologetic expression.

Sarang-ssi doesn’t need to make that expression. It’s all that guy’s… no, honestly, I’m the bad guy, hehehe.

 

 

“I’m sorry. He’s usually a good guy, but today…”

“Ah. It’s alright. Even if he’s an officer, he’s still a soldier, so he’s bound to have stress, right? I understand.”

“Ah….”

 

 

Oh. Her face is red again.

 

This person really seems to have fallen for me? Wooheehee.