12. The Unbridgeable Gap.

12. The Unbridgeable Gap.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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About an hour later.

 

Returning with Kirara, I had to endure the gazes of countless women.

A total of six tents and about a dozen women.

 

All my guild members!

The management team dispatched together to seize the Tokyo Dungeon.

 

 

And on the opposite side, the increased number of tanks were aiming their cannons, apparently in a standoff because of what I did earlier.

Such meaningless actions….

 

 

 

 

 

 

,Who is that woman again? Why do you bring one back every time you go out?”

 

Yuna-ssi raised an objection, as if she didn’t like it.

 

Hmm… what would be a good explanation?

 

 

“This person has tremendous talent. I can see all the information, like stats, skills, talents, and so on.”

,You just wanted to bring her because she’s pretty, but she also had good abilities. Don’t make excuses.”

“No, really, I’m serious….”

“Even if that’s the case, that’s not important at all. What’s important is that you brought a woman.”

“No… why are you like this… your level of logic is Megal… ah. You are Megal.”

,Are you mocking me right now?!”

“No. More than that, Yuna-ssi, are you jealous? How cute.”

,What…! Who’s jealous! I’m criticizing your Han-nam-like behavior!”

“Yes, yes. Let’s go with that.”

 

 

Well. Yuna-ssi is half tsundere.

It’s hard to call her a true tsundere… what should I say… anyway, she’s in that category.

 

 

 

“Eun-a. What are we going to do with this?”

In the midst of the confusion(?), Sora-nuna handed me a certificate.

It was the pet certificate I got earlier.

 

 

Hmm… I should use it first, right?

 

 

“Let’s use it. Now. Ah. More than that… Sonya-ssi.”

“Yes?”

“By any chance, can you speak Japanese?”

“Of course.”

“Oh, oh. Then please reassure her. Something happened.”

“Did you rape her?”

“…No.”

 

What do you think of me, Yuna-ssi!!

Of course, I’m the kind of person who could do that!

 

 

“Yuna. How can you say such things so openly. Even if it’s true.”

“It’s not true. It’s not.”

Sonya-ssi chuckled ‘Huhu’ and said something to Kirara, then disappeared into the tent with her.

 

 

 

By the way, the reason why we bothered to set up tents in the middle of Tokyo is… of course, to defend the dungeon. There are various issues like land deeds and whatnot, but occupying it by force is the best way anyway. And we have enough ability to do so.

Even ordinary maids have over 30,000 attack and defense, which is ridiculous. On top of that, key executives like Yuna-ssi exceed 100,000, making them an insurmountable force.

 

 

Additionally, if you properly equip them with the 《maid (revised)=”” uniform=””》 developed by Eun-ju and the outfits that fit the Jaein, Bin, and Bi… the stats really skyrocket to an astronomical level.

 

 

First of all, after checking the new Maid Uniform, the sex appeal stat increased by almost 5,000.

 

 

And the Jaein, Bin, and Bi outfits are really… honestly, better than my clothes. Even so, after clearing [Linked Quest: True Emperor], it’s applied 3x, 5x, 7x.

 

It’s weaker than my job effect of 10x, but that alone is an enormous number.

 

 

 

“Hehe. It’s all your own fault~.”

 

Sora-nuna laughed lavishly and grabbed my butt.

Ugh. Don’t do this, it’s making me horny.

 

 

“But how do you use this?”

“It looks like you just tear it.”

“Tear it?”

“Yeah. If you look closely, there’s an explanation.”

 

 

Indeed… you just tear it.

 

 

Buuuk.

 

 

I tore it without hesitation.

It doesn’t matter if it breaks anyway… I don’t need a pet or anything…

 

 

 

 

Paaaaa – !

 

 

 

 

Immediately after tearing it without any burden, intense light burst out in front of me.

 

“Ooh!”

 

 

Sora-nuna was making a fuss.

And Yuna-ssi was peeking while doing other things.

 

 

Other guild members and the military and other adventurers across the way were staring intently…

 

 

There are so many eyes on me.

 

 

 

 

Kudeudeudeuk.

 

 

 

Something round appeared in the air, breaking through the space(?).

It looked like a dungeon was opening, but the size wasn’t as big as I thought.

 

 

About the size of three to four people?

 

 

Of course, that’s big too, but it’s small compared to that thing earlier.

So this is what a pet is.

 

 

 

 

Dudung!

 

 

 

Finally, a huge iron ball that looked like six humans clumped together appeared.

 

 

[Greetings. Master-nim. Please give me my name.]

 

 

“Name?”

 

[That is correct.]

 

 

“Hmm… I need to have some kind of plausible image to give you a name. With your current appearance, all I can think of is a dung beetle.”

 

 

[That’s too much. A dung beetle.]

 

 

“What are you saying, you’re just a pet… more than that, do you even know what a dung beetle is? That’s even more amazing.”

 

[According to Wikipedia, a dung beetle isㅡ.]

 

“Ah. That’s enough. First, try transforming into something. Hmm… yeah. You see that tank over there? If you know what a dung beetle is, you must know what a tank is too.”

 

[Understood.]

 

 

 

 

Jiiing

 

 

 

 

A green laser light was emitted from the iron ball.

 

The military was buzzing and panicking.

But they didn’t fire their cannons. Only shouts flew here and there.

 

 

 

Jiiing!

Cheolkeong cheolkeong.

 

 

After scanning, it went through a dazzling transformation.

The sight of something about three times bigger than my height gradually transforming was quite majestic.

 

[Transformation complete. From now on, I will set this form as the default.]

 

“Okay. I don’t care. But can you transform into a woman?”

 

[…Pardon?]

 

“I’m asking if you can transform into a woman.”

“Hey!! What are you saying!!”

 

Sora-nuna was horrified and stopped me.

 

 

But…

But…

 

 

This is a supreme task!

 

 

If there’s a machine…

If there’s a transforming machine…

 

 

 

 

Shouldn’t it be able to transform into a beautiful and sexy female android?

Isn’t that the default!!

 

 

Ah. But will it become a giant? That’s a bit much….

 

 

“You know, like in movies, there are androids. Female robots. Can’t you transform into something like that? Usually, you go around in that form, and in case of emergency, you transform into a tank.”

 

[….]

 

 

This guy. He’s speechless.

Is it too absurd of a request?

 

 

Well. Even I think it’s a bit much.

 

 

 

 

“Wow… as expected of the guild master… it’s serious, seriously.”

“He must have been a pervert in his past life. Definitely.”

“Could he have been a god? Like Zeus.”

“Ah. That makes sense.”

 

 

 

Zeus… that’s so plausible….

 

 

 

 

[It is impossible as of now.]

 

 

“As of now? Then does that mean it’s possible in the future?”

 

 

[You must directly scan the corresponding machine model.]

 

 

“What. Useless.”

 

 

[….]

 

 

“But can I ride you?”

 

[It is possible for about two people.]

 

 

“You can’t bombard, right?”

 

 

[Bombardment using gunpowder is not possible.]

 

 

“I see. You’re really useless.”

 

 

[…I will go on strike.]

 

“What can you do even if you do?”

 

[….]

 

 

Is he sulking?

Unnecessarily cute.

 

 

“Anyway, I have to give you a name, right?”

 

[Yes. The contract will be established with that.]

 

 

“Hmm… what should I call you….”

 

This guy is a Black Panther, but he’s petite.

What should I say, the size is like a mid-sized car? That’s about it. It’s very small for a tank.

 

 

“Okay, I’ve decided.”

 

[?]

 

“Your name from now on is ‘Ahheuk’.”

 

[…What kind of name is that.]

 

 

“What do you mean, ‘what kind of name’? It’s short for ‘Adamant Black Panther’. ‘Ahheuk.’ How is it? Not bad, right?”

 

 

[I will go on strike after all….]

 

 

“Please take care of me, Ahheuk-a.”

“…Poor thing.”

“I agree. Poor thing.”

 

 

The women are sending me incredibly watery gazes.

 

 

Hey, hey. He’s basically a monster, okay? He just became a pet, okay?

 

 

 

 

[For your information, I am a being of a different dimension from the dim-witted monsters. Those that have undergone tremendous downgrades for efficient system management cannot even follow my heels. In terms of performance, and in all other aspects.]

 

 

“Yeah. I know. Ahheuk-a.”

 

[…Please do something about that name….]

 

 

“No. It’s catchy and good. Ahheuk Ahheuk.”

 

 

[…It sounds like a moan!!!]

 

 

“That’s because your heart is lewd. I’m at peace listening to the same sound, but if your heart is agitated, then there’s a problem with your heart.”

 

 

[Please don’t say things like a quack Buddhist.]

 

Is this guy rebelling as soon as he starts? Why is he so talkative.

 

 

“That’s enough. Divide. Let’s see what it’s like.”

 

 

[Ah… to think I have such a master….]

 

 

Hey. Aren’t you being too harsh?

 

 

 

Cheukagang!

 

 

Ahheuk’s body suddenly split in half.

 

 

It’s not like an amoeba, but it cuts it off neatly with dichotomy… Since it cut it in half, it should naturally shrink to 1/2, but it instantly recovered the lost other half. Where did he get it from… he’s completely ignoring the laws of physics.

 

 

Jiiing. Cheolkeong..

 

 

Ahheuk transformed back into a Black Panther tank, and the divided clone….

 

 

 

Dudududu.

 

 

 

 

Transformed into a helicopter.

 

 

This guy. He’s very eager to promote himself?

 

 

[It’s a two-seater helicopter. Strictly speaking, I’m the one piloting it, but you can pilot it yourself if you want. Like a game.]

 

 

“I’ll try that later.”

 

 

It would be great as a vehicle.

 

Now that it’s come to this, should I attach one to each of my wives? I can tell them to copy what they want to copy later. They have their own attack and defense, so there’s no need to worry about them being damaged anywhere, and it’s perfect. They can also fly around as helicopters in case of emergency.

 

 

Keu~

Thinking about it, this is quite amazing?

 

 

Let’s see…

 

 

I can ride Ahheuk, and Sora-nuna, Yuna-ssi, Sonya-ssi… and Seo-hyun, who has a lot of work, so I need to give them four.

 

 

“Hey. Make three more.”