10. Maegal vs. Maegal

10. Maegal vs. Maegal

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Hey, Lucretia. Did you do it again?”

 

As she exited the dungeon, a huge white man shook his head from side to side.

 

“What are you talking about? If it’s some petty quarrel, get lost.”

“Whenever you’re covered in blood with that chuunibyou face, a few groups always go missing. How many is it today?”

“Chuunibyou?”

“You could just fight quietly, but you always have to say a few words while fighting. That’s what I call chuunibyou.”

“I’m just telling them about the overwhelming difference in our levels.”

“Yeah, well, that’s what chuunibyou is.”

“Hmph. A plebian wouldn’t understand.”

“Yeah, yeah~ Chuunibyou-narui.”

 

She glared at him, but didn’t swing her sword like before.

 

 

Not quite a comrade, but not an enemy either. If I had to pick, he’s about 1mm closer to being a comrade.

 

“More importantly, have you thought about it?”

“Don’t come closer.”

“Have you thought about it, you bitch?”

“…About what?”

“What else? I confessed to you before. I asked you to go out with me.”

“Ah. That.”

 

 

She wore a sneer as if it was ridiculous.

 

 

“Not even worth considering.”

“Aww, come on~. It’s a waste for humanity for you to let that face and body rot alone, you know?”

“Get lost. You scoundrel. Before my sword moves.”

“Aigo. This damn chuunibyou. I’m going crazy.”

“It’s not chuunibyou. I’m just speaking the truth.”

“Okay, chuuni.”

 

Lucretia.

One of the lesser-known powerhouses, a big shot in the dungeon that even the guild can’t easily mess with.

 

 

Silver straight hair, a cold expression. And a glamorous figure typical of Westerners. She has looks that captivate the eyes of many men, but the reason she isn’t famous is mostly because anyone who sees her ends up dead.

 

The reason is very simple.

If you encounter her in the dungeon and see her, you’ll try to make contact in some way. Lucretia warns them, ‘Don’t come closer,’ and most people ignore her and approach, only to be killed by her.

 

 

And she’s eerily good at finding and destroying video and photo devices like cameras, so it’s no wonder she’s not well-known.

 

The people who know about her are either tight-lipped or those who don’t approach her unnecessarily.

Or those who are beneficial to her.

 

 

 

 

“By the way…are you done preparing to go to Japan?”

“Japan? What are you talking about out of the blue?”

“Honeymoon…ah, no! Just kidding! I was just kidding!!”

“….”

 

 

He frantically waves his hands at the sight of her immediately drawing her sword.

 

“That bitch won’t even let me joke around.”

“Don’t spout nonsense. I’m not free enough to have a conversation with you.”

“Hmm? Do you have an appointment or something? Isn’t this a Guinness record? The Lucretia would make an appointment with someoㅡ.”

“Blotch episode 478 airs in an hour.”

“Figures, you otaku bitch.”

 

He sighed as if he was dumbfounded.

 

 

“A severe shut-in…well, maybe not since you’re coming to the dungeon. Anyway, I, Rex-nim, have personally brought you information since you have no connections or sources.”

“Speak.”

“Look at the way you talk….”

“Fine, don’t. Disappear from my sight.”

“Ah, come on! Just stay still. Why are you always trying to leave?”

“I have to go home.”

“Alright, alright. This is really important information, you know? What will you give me? Your boㅡ.”

“Say any more and I’ll blow up your crotch.”

“Just kidding….”

 

The man approached her ear.

He’s an unpleasant guy, but the information he occasionally brings is very useful, so Lucretia held back.

 

 

 

 

“There’s information that a B-grade dungeon will appear in Tokyo.”

“!!!”

 

 

Even Lucretia couldn’t help but be surprised by this.

Rex grinned, looking at her wide eyes as if they were cute.

 

 

“Amazing, right? It’s information you can’t get without connections to the association. I’m only telling you because I’m Rex-nim. How about it? Doesn’t this deserve you putting out once?”

“…Get lost.”

“Wow. You’re really something else, freeloading like that.”

“I didn’t ask you to tell me.”

“Wow, you fucking bitch, seriously. Look at those cold eyes after I went out of my way to tell you. Sigh.”

“Hmph. You’re talking a lot for someone who would have died three months ago if it weren’t for my whim.”

“Yes, yes~ I understand, moshipjyo.”

 

 

He ended up giving away amazing information for almost nothing, but he knew this would happen from the start, so he didn’t feel a great sense of loss.

 

 

His goal is Lucretia herself. People who don’t show their feelings on the outside like that are usually very affectionate.

 

 

‘Hehe. Even if she says that, she’ll eventually rely on me. All I have to do is slowly approach her like this and devour her!’

 

“But Tokyo of all places…this is a serious problem.”

“Right. When New York collapsed a year ago, the stock prices were like a roller coaster. I don’t think they’ve recovered yet? But this time it’s Tokyo….”

“If Tokyo collapses…the New Year’s anime might not come out.”

“…Worry about something else, you bitch.”

“Anyway, I need to prepare urgently for something like that.”

“Get the paperwork done in advance. Once a new high-level dungeon appears, all the top adventurers will flock there. It’ll take forever to get the paperwork done then.”

“Okay.”

 

She turns around and leaves without even saying thank you.

 

 

“…Fucking bitch. She’s got no manners at all.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“What kind of power is 3 million attack power?”

“…Why are you asking that out of the blue?”

 

I, who had coaxed the female police officers into becoming maids, now possessed truly outrageous stats.

Including Se-hee and the female police officers, my total number of maids is 27. Add to that Bin 2 and Bi 1, and I have over 30 women in my possession. To put it another way, I have 30 women I can bang whenever I want.

Even this alone is amazing by modern standards.

 

 

Anyway, with so many of them, my stats naturally increased, and the result was,

 

 

 

 

 

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Name: Yoo-eun

Occupation: Emperor of the Glans

Alignment: Chaotic ~ Evil

 

 

Level 60

HP 7,647,874

Mana 6,483,992

 

[Stats]

 

Strength 323

Agility 300

Intelligence 169

Luck 375

Lust 76,397

Stamina 64,757

Charm 1,187

 

Sex Appeal Increase Rate 1558%

Elegance Increase Rate 176%

 

Adjustment Increase Rate 41%

 

 

Critical Chance 8048%

Critical Damage 68228%

Attack Speed 5%

 

Attack Power 3,237,849

Defense Power 3,819,832

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is it. 7.6 million HP, 3.23 million attack power, and 3.81 million defense power.

Critical damage is 68228%, so the actual damage is 682 times the attack power per hit. That means a normal attack deals 2.2 billion damage.

 

 

2.2 billion…2.2 billion is a huge amount of money.

 

 

And if I use the area-of-effect skill 《《raging grace=”” imperial=””》》, the skill damage is 916%, so I have to multiply that 2.2 billion by 916% again. If that happens,

 

 

“20,235,525,972.”

“??”

 

Probably no being could survive that.

 

 

Appropriate attack and defense? So what. What does that even mean?

The dungeon grade increases by a factor of 2?

So?

 

 

B-grade is 20,000. A-grade is 40,000. S-grade is 80,000. SS-grade is 160,000. SSS-grade is 320,000…

Is that how it works?

 

 

What’s the point of that;;

 

 

“The world feels too easy. 3 million attack power.”

“…There are so many dungeons that will appear in the future.”

“Yeah, that’s true, but Seo-hyun said that the appropriate attack/defense increases by a factor of 2? And as far as I know, the dungeon grade ends at SSS-grade…so at most it’ll be 320,000. But I’m already 10 times that.”

“That’s just that person’s guess. Frankly, it could suddenly increase by 10 times or 100 times. We still don’t know anything about dungeons.”

“Hmm….”

 

 

Yoona-ssi’s words make sense, but…I’d rather it be like that. So no one else can hunt and only I can.

 

 

“But 3 million attack power is amazing…I could really rule the world.”

“Hehe. That’s right. If that happens, Nuna and Yoona-ssi will become the Emperor’s Consorts!”

“What about Sonya-ssi?”

“Huh?”

“Sonya-ssi became your woman too, right?”

“Th…that’s.”

“Just a maid?”

“That’s not it, but.”

“Then a Consort?”

“That’s…not it either…well, anyway! Let’s talk about that later!”

 

 

I can’t just suddenly call her a Consort! Maybe if a Empress or something is born later….

 

“Right! Yoona-ssi, are you okay?”

“…About what?”

“The Spicy Rib Restaurant. I heard there’s a huge commotion going on these days.”

“There hasn’t been any particular contact yetㅡ.”

 

 

-Ddiririri.

 

 

“Ah.”

 

It’s an incredibly monotonous ringtone.

 

 

“Helloㅡ.”

-Yoona-ssi! It’s urgent, so come back to the guild! More details then!

“Wait a sec…!”

-Ttu ttu…

 

 

The other person hangs up after saying what they wanted to say.

Yoona-ssi tried calling back several times, but they didn’t answer.

 

 

Hmm. I guess they’re busy. But to call out my Yoona-ssi. How dare they.

 

“…I think I should go check it out. To see what’s going on.”

“I’ll go with you.”

“Yes?!”

“Yoona-ssi is my woman, so I have to go too.”

“Wh, what…!”

 

Hehe. If things go wrong, I’ll have to make a mess.

 

 

“Nuna, do you want to go too?”

“Hmm…should I?”

“Okay. Then let’s go on a trip together for the first time in a while. Ah, Eun…I mean, Se-hee too.”

 

 

I have to take one cum dumpster with me.

 

 

 

 

 

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“Hoo…I’m sorry, but this is going to be difficult.”

“No! Even after seeing…after seeing this, you’re saying that!!!”

“Ah, I mean, how am I supposed to touch this?”

“Ha….”

 

 

Woon-hyun slumped down on the sofa in despair.

 

 

He received the video of Se-hee from the guy presumed to be Yoo-eun, and he was immediately enraged and let out a tremendous roar, but Yoo-ra grabbed him as he was about to run to Gangnam.

 

After hearing the story, he came directly to the police station on her recommendation….

 

 

But the chief of police is acting like this.

 

 

“That person is an honorary Senior Superintendent, and the Gangnam Police Chief is involved, and if you go up, the Seoul Metropolitan Police Agency Chief is also involved, so how am I supposed to touch that? He’s on the next Commissioner General of the National Police Agency line. If I mess with him, my life is over?”

“He’s just an adventurer!! Just!! An adventurer!!!!”

“Ah, goddammit, I’m telling you he’s not just an adventurer!”

“Ha…no, how can you say you can’t do it even after seeing this clear evidence? Are you even a police officer?”

“Evidence? What evidence? Where’s the evidence that it’s rape?”

“What the fuck are you talㅡ.”

“Isn’t that woman in the video the granddaughter of the Hyesung Group?”

“….”

“As far as I know, she went as a mistress to the honorary Senior Superintendent. Everyone who’s in the know knows. It’s already spread.”

“No, butㅡ.”

“What do you want us to do about a couple doing it? If they match their stories, we’re the only ones who get screwed? You want me to mess with the Hyesung Group, not just the Commissioner General of the National Police Agency line, with something so uncertain? Aren’t you asking too much of a mere police chief? Do it yourself then.”

“….”

 

 

It’s absurd.

And it’s ridiculous.

 

 

“Anyway, we can’t touch it, so keep that in mind. If you really want to, hire a lawyer and file a lawsuit yourself. Or contact the prosecution. What, am I digging in the ground for food? You’re bringing me garbage like this and making a fuss.”

“Pudeuk…You…you’ll regret this.”

“Haigo. You’re full of shit.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Woon-hyun, who left the police station with a fiery heart, calmed down his mind while suppressing his anger.

 

 

“Hoo…let’s calm down. To catch that bastard…I have to be calm.”

 

First, let’s hire a lawyer. Having a famous person by your side is very useful because you can learn various legal knowledge, not just about the lawsuit.

 

 

In that sense, he started looking for a nearby office.

 

 

Then he spotted a place.

It gave the impression that it had been hastily put together, but the name on the sign was someone he knew well enough.

 

 

 

“…Lee Sonya!”

 

One of the best lawyers in Korea, and a female lawyer.

 

 

“Yeah. If it’s a woman…she’ll be more sensitive to these kinds of issues.”

He stepped inside.