02 Is the job name true?
by Afuhfuihgs
With this, I can become a harem king without a problem.
But I don’t have any special attack skills. Is it for support? It would definitely be super easy to use 《《it i!=”” is=””》》 to inflict stiffness and have the rest of the team slice them up… but I still wish I had some kind of groundbreaking attack skill.
[You can proceed with the Prince of Cockheads related quest. Proceed? YES/NO]
Oh?
A quest?
I chose YES with a natural heart.
If it’s a job-related quest, I should do it.
[Linked Quest: Virgin Escape]
You have now become the Prince of Cockheads. The first step towards becoming the Emperor of the Cockhead Empire. It is definitely a great step. But! You are still a pathetic and pitiful virgin! It is unacceptable for someone who will become the Emperor of the Cockhead Empire to be a virgin. Escape your virginity immediately and show the dignity of a prince.
Content: Escape Virginity (0/1)
Reward: ‘Stamina’ ‘Lust’ stats increased by 50. Acquire passive skill 《《rage erection=””》》.
Ooh. It gives me 50 stats each. And even a skill… amazing. And the condition is just escaping virginity… well, I wouldn’t say “just,” but honestly, isn’t it easy? There are so many 19+ rated businesses around the dungeon.
“But then it feels like something’s missing.”
It’s a really easy quest. If I have money… if I have just around 200,000 won, I can clear it anytime. But….
“Still, isn’t a massage parlor a bit much for my first time?”
Surely an opportunity will come.
So, let’s try to do it with my own strength if possible. And it’s still an beginner dungeon, so I don’t really need the stats that badly. I’m already close to 80!
“Hehehe. From tomorrow, I’ll carry! Wait for me!”
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“Yo!”
Sora-nunim, who always appears with her huge breasts bouncing, arrives today as well.
Her slightly purple-dyed bobbed hair swayed as she ran towards me.
Since I was the next one after her anyway, there’s no need to run.
Pang!
“Ugh!”
She hits my back as soon as she approaches… it hurts, you know.
Ah, just in case, the attack power and defense power system is very simple. If there is no ‘hostility and murderous intent’ in the attack, it doesn’t apply. This part is really amazing. My attack power is over 400, so even if I just tap a healer like Sora-nuna, she would die, but if I have no intention of attacking, even if I hit her, no damage is dealt. It would still hurt, though.
Well, I don’t know the details, so let’s just gloss over it like this.
“Is something good happening? Your face is quite bright?”
Sora-nuna smiled and leaned her face in, as if she read something from my expression.
The fragrant scent of shampoo stimulated me. My son seems to be slowly raising his head….
Come to think of it, Sora-nuna treats me quite friendly… what would happen if I had sex with Sora-nuna?
Uh… first of all, she said she has a fiancé… let’s see. If I have sex with one person up to three times a week, my main stats (lust, stamina) increase by 1 each, and if I have sex with someone who has a fiancé, my main stats increase by 12, so a total of 13 increases? And if Nuna falls for me and breaks off her engagement and comes to me… an additional 30 increase…
Wow. This is awesome.
As expected, sex is best with NTL… ahem…
“Ah, I got a hidden job.”
“Oh?! Really? At level 5?”
She’s startled.
She definitely said yesterday that hidden jobs can be obtained from level 5… well, even if she said that, how many people would get a hidden job at level 5? It’s worth being surprised.
“Yes.”
“What job is it?”
“Ah… well, that’s….”
“?”
Ugh…
It’s a bit embarrassing to say it.
Should I just say Prince? But that’s embarrassing too….
“Prince.”
“…Huh?”
As expected… she’s making a blank expression.
“What is that?”
“Um… it’s a, a bit of a strange job, right? But the abilities are really good.”
“Well… okay. Anyway, that’s a relief. Haha….”
She’s clearly making a pitiful expression.
She doesn’t think I’m lying, does she?
“You’re here early.”
Yuna-ssi has arrived.
She’s wearing the same outfit as yesterday. Honestly, it just looks like ordinary cloth, but it’s said to have good defense power and other effects.
“Master~!”
“…Don’t cling to me. It’s hot.”
“Hey hey, our little brother changed jobs!”
“…Yes?”
Yuna-ssi looks at me. She seems quite surprised.
Hehe. Seeing such an expression on a beautiful woman makes me feel proud.
“Already changed jobs….”
“Kikik, but guess what his job is? ‘Prince’!”
“…?”
That dumbfounded face! It’s a bit similar to the expression she had when we first met. This is exciting… ah, no, ahem.
Yuna-ssi narrowed her eyes at me, as if she didn’t like something.
Then, she suddenly exclaimed and retreated a few steps with a terribly cold expression…
What’s wrong?
“Oh, my god….”
She’s covering her mouth and trembling.
What is it?
“Prince of Cockheads, how could you be so wicked…!”
“Huh??”
Hek? H, how did she know?
“What are you talking about? Cock… what?”
“Prince of Cockheads… just like a typical Korean man!”
What the hell? How did she know? How did she know??
“How did you know??!”
“…Hmph. Don’t talk to me. I feel like I’ll get pregnant just by hearing your voice… ugh….”
She shook her head from side to side with a pale face and went into a nearby convenience store.
“Wow… oh my god….”
Sora-nuna looks at me with a surprised face.
“Prince of Cockheads….”
“Ugh….”
“You, you, you’re unexpectedly lewd, aren’t you? Huh?”
She smiles playfully and stretches my cheeks.
“Uaaa…”
“Prince is a strange job, but Cock-something is beyond imagination.”
“Heuk… how… did she know.”
“Well, Master has ‘talent’.”
“Ah… talent?”
“Yeah. ‘Insight,’ was it? I heard you have a talent for knowing the other person’s job.”
“….”
I’m screwed.
Yuna-ssi, a member of the Spicy Ribs guild, found out my identity(?).
Glug glug.
“….”
Yuna-ssi, who bought something from the convenience store, deliberately drank it in front of me.
“Ah… I feel a bit better now.”
She puts the bottle in a black bag in her bag and glances at me.
“I knew you would become a Korean man… but I didn’t know you would become such a serious one.”
“No… it’s not like I wanted to become one!”
“Hmph. You’re saying that because you don’t know how hidden jobs are created at all.”
“Yes?”
She twitched her eyes.
“Hidden jobs, basically, if they don’t match your ‘tendencies,’ you won’t even be given a chance. In other words, you have tendencies related to the Cock, Cock-something job, so you got that job!!”
Kung!
That’s what it was!!
I thought it was too similar to my dreams!
“Ugh…! To think that such a person is a team member… ugh….”
No… don’t make that expression, it hurts.
“Hahaha! What’s wrong with it. He’s a twenty-year-old boy now. It’s when he’s full of energy, right?”
Ohh. As expected, Sora-nuna understands me.
“Hmph. That’s why it’s a problem.”
“Hey~ don’t be like that. Humanity prospers because of lust.”
She pats Yuna-ssi’s shoulder and tells me to ‘cheer up!’ while pushing her thumb between her index and middle fingers….
“Hoo… well, okay. Leaving the job name aside… the effects themselves seem good, so let’s just move on for now.”
“Uh… can you see the effects too?”
“Yes. It’s limited, but I can see the main stats, increase rate, and conversion rate… it’s so broken it’s infuriating?”
She has such a talent.
“What is it like? Is it strong?”
“…Can I say it?”
Yuna-ssi asks me for permission in response to Sora-nuna’s question.
“Yes.”
“Um… there are two main stats, and it increases them by 10 each time you level up.”
“…Really?”
“And for every 1 main stat, attack power and defense power increase by 5.”
“….”
…Nuna’s face became serious.
She approached like a zombie with a stiff face and put her hands on my shoulders.
“Why don’t you team up with Nunim? I’ll buy you delicious food.”
“…Do you see me as a child?”
“Aing~ Isn’t it good to have a beauty like me?”
“Heuik. I refuse your terrible aegyo.”
“Tsk. Nuna is hurt.”
If you’re going to do aegyo, push your chest against me…
“…Unni, you said you’re engaged.”
“Huh? What does that have to do with anything?”
“…This Korean man’s job… the more sex partners he has, the stronger he becomes. And the sex partner also becomes stronger.”
She even figured that out? Can she see skills too?… The power of talent is scary.
“…Um… th, that’s serious? There’s no way Yu-eun could make something like that.”
“Aren’t you saying too much without a care!”
“Hey… but… it’s a woman’s intuition or something… um….”
Please don’t make such a troubled expression. It hurts.
“Anyway, since you changed jobs to such a job, you shouldn’t do a ranged job.”
“Yes? Why?”
“…It’s quite accurate, but it occasionally misfires, right? And it can’t be helped. If you’re hunting with beginners or teams with similar attack power and defense power, there’s no big problem. But I think your attack power has already exceeded 100 units… in that case, if other people get hit, they’ll die instantly. As a protector and as a team leader, I can’t take on such a risk when assigning roles.”
“Oh, I see….”
That’s true… honestly, I think the probability of misfiring and Yuna-ssi not being able to handle it is low, but you never know.
Then should I be a support for the time being?
“Among my skills, there’s one that inflicts stiffness for 10 seconds on all entities with hostility within a 30-meter radius. The cooldown is 5 minutes, but it’s 2 minutes and 30 seconds for me due to the job effect.”
“Wow. Isn’t that too broken? 10 seconds of stiffness… and the cooldown is 2 minutes and 30 seconds??”
Sora-nuna is shocked.
It may only be 10 seconds, but not being able to move for 10 seconds in the middle of a fight is the same as being dead.
Yuna-ssi was also surprised and lost her words for a moment before opening her lips.
“…No. Let’s not use that.”
“Yes? Why?”
“It’s not helpful. Don’t forget that you’re still in the tutorial. You might be able to if you become skilled adventurers, but if you rely on such things from the beginning, you won’t be able to develop.”
“Hing. I want to hunt comfortably….”
“…If you really want to, form a separate team later. I’m the protector now, so please follow my rules.”
“…Tch.”
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