02. Is the Occupation Name True?

02. Is the Occupation Name True?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dungeon.

When a dungeon appears, massive damage inevitably occurs. Even if it’s the lowest-ranked F-class dungeon, it’s the same.

Now that a system for responding to monsters has been established to some extent and various safety rules have been set up, there’s no need to mention what it was like when it first appeared.

 

 

Even in developed countries that efficiently dealt with dungeon monsters, the cities around the D10 dungeon were neatly destroyed, and enormous capital was invested to rebuild them.

Because of this, the cities and towns near the dungeon location are virtually newly created, and now that related institutions, companies, and guilds are concentrated around the dungeon, they are sometimes called ‘dungeon cities.’

 

 

Adventurers flocking from all directions and various industries following like a tail. Naturally, accidents never stop.

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Hey, isn’t it about time we moved on?”

 

 

The adventurer ‘Nagojja,’ who had long since outgrown being a newbie, said with a sly face.

Around him were colleagues who had broken through their newbie days together, with an average level of 19, which was quite high in this area.

 

 

“Yeah, I guess so. Honestly, we’ve been here too long. If you exclude the guardians, we’re probably the highest level, right?”

 

 

Hannam-dong Dungeon is an F-class dungeon. The appropriate level is around 1-15. Of course, it doesn’t reach their level, but the reason they continued to stay here was to adapt to the ‘dungeon’ thing even a little more.

 

If this were a game, they would have gone to a higher-level dungeon as soon as they reached the level.

 

 

 

When his colleagues nodded, Nagojja gave a thick smile.

 

 

“That’s right. We don’t need to be here anymore. But…it’s a little boring to just leave like that, isn’t it? Empty.”

“…What are you talking about?”

 

He’s thinking of doing something unusual.

Feeling that sign, the team members slightly lowered their heads and stuck close.

 

 

Nagojja’s mouth opens to match that.

 

 

“This place is also a gathering place for newbie adventurers in our country, but it’s also the base of Spicy Ribs House, right?”

“That’s right.”

“I mean, there are women who grow up like sweet plums with the support of the guild. Those girls, despite being femi-pigs, are quite…you know?”

“Ah….”

 

 

The team members nod as if they roughly understand.

 

 

Commonly referred to as “Maegal,” they are a guild with similar characteristics to the online “kkolpemi” group that is becoming a hot topic.

Usually, the mainstream users of that site boast very large bodies, but Spicy Ribs House is an adventurer guild, so there is no such person. In the first place, such a person cannot become an adventurer.

 

 

Rather, they boast a slim figure and beautiful looks.

In addition, prospective guild members receive support from the guild, so from a beginner’s point of view, they are equipped with quite expensive equipment, making them the optimal prey if possible.

 

 

“Wouldn’t it be great to mess around with them a bit and then strip them of their equipment?”

 

Nagojja, who spewed out such a psychopath-like remark, thought that all the team members would agree, but surprisingly, they opposed it.

 

 

“Hey, but this isn’t some game, is it really going to be as easy as you say? And they all have black boxes attached.”

“Just get rid of the black boxes. Or if you throw the corpse as monster food, how would they know? This is going to be a perfect crime, you know?”

“What about the equipment? If you sell that, you’ll get caught.”

“Tsk tsk. You idiots. Use your heads a little. Why would you sell it here? You have to sell it somewhere else.”

“Ah.”

“Kikik, you dumbass.”

 

 

Only then did the colleagues show a positive reaction to Nagojja’s plan.

 

“Ugh. I’m looking forward to it. Kimochiii.”

“Hehe. Wouldn’t it be okay to mess around with them and then take black box videos and masturbate later?”

“You cruel bastard.”

“Kyahaha!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Swaeak!

Thwack!

 

 

The arrow I shot.

It hit the goblin’s head accurately.

 

 

Hehe.

I’m getting used to it.

Maybe I have talent?

 

 

“Don’t dawdle!”

“Ah, yes. I’m sorry.”

Tch. She doesn’t give me a break.

 

 

I reloaded the arrow on the bowstring and looked for the next target.

 

Yuna-ssi and Chae-a-ssi were driving the goblins around with their wide-area taunt skills, while Hana-ssi was sticking close and cutting down the goblins.

 

 

“Go! Arrow of Exorcism!!”

 

 

Not a skill. I just said it.

 

 

The arrow, flying with an ordinary whooshing sound, pierced the goblin’s neck.

 

 

“Yay!”

“You’re pretty good?”

 

Sora-nuna smiling next to me.

Looking at Yuna-ssi’s cold expression and then looking at Nuna’s warm smile warms my heart.

Ahh~ I want to be embraced in those bountiful breasts~

 

 

 

 

-Kuaaaaak!!

 

 

A few minutes later.

The last goblin was safely dealt with.

 

 

With this, we have hunted about 20 goblins so far.

And both stamina and arrows are plentiful.

 

 

 

“Whew. Good job.”

 

We briefly congratulated each other and began to collect byproducts.

You can take the whole corpse, but goblins mainly take their fangs. Four per goblin.

 

 

 

Chwaaaaa!

 

 

While I was diligently pulling out teeth, a group of lights gathered in the air.

 

 

“Oh. It’s an item.”

 

Is that the drop effect?

The Nunas gather in one place.

 

 

“What could it be?”

“I hope it’s a sword.”

“A staff would be nice too…hehe.”

 

Each of them says the type of item they want, and expectations soar.

 

 

I personally hope a useful bow comes out.

Or should I just be active in close combat?

 

 

Kung.

 

 

The light subsided and a box appeared with a loud noise.

Yuna-ssi looked at me.

 

 

“Hannam-ssi, you open it since it’s your first time.”

“Oh…is there a trap or something?”

“No. It’s a reward. Open it with confidence. Coward Hannam-ssi.”

“..I’m not a coward.”

 

 

Is she never going to fix that title?

 

 

I grumbled inwardly and went to the box.

 

 

Thump thump.

What could be inside?

 

 

Since it’s the lowest-level dungeon, I’m not expecting too much, but still, the first experience is exciting.

 

 

Squeak.

 

 

When I opened the box, the faces of the women gathered.

Inside…

 

 

 

 

“Huh?”

“?”

“What…is it?”

“This is….”

 

 

There was something I never expected.

 

 

Something incredibly small and insignificant, but without it, humanity’s enjoyment would be drastically reduced. A necessity of life.

 

 

It can’t be denied that it’s a very useful item, but I didn’t expect it to come out here.

 

 

“….”

 

Yuna-ssi is also silent.

 

 

I picked it up and information popped up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rank: Rare

Category: Belongings

 

 

*When held, +5 to lust, +9 to virility, +50 to stamina

 

 

An item prepared by a young man who has lived as a virgin his whole life and is likely to continue to do so, with the impossible hope of ‘what if?’ Of course, he died a virgin for life. It can be used permanently, and after use, saying ‘wash’ will make it as clean as new.

 

*Forever Alone Set Effect

 

 

Condom of the Forever Alone (1/1)

Birth Control Pill of the Forever Alone (0/1)

 

 

Lust +10

Virility +20

Stamina +100

Mana +50

 

 

Acquired skill ‘Lonely Sex.’

When escaping solo status, all stats held are +5 once.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fuck…

What is this…

What kind of item is this supposed to be?

 

 

“…You take it.”

 

 

Yuna-ssi turned her back as if she had seen something she shouldn’t have. She doesn’t seem to have any lingering feelings.

 

 

“Ahahaha! Wh, what is this?”

 

Sora-nuna burst into laughter a beat late and patted my back.

 

 

“There’s no one else who can own this but you. I’m sure.”

“…You take it.”

“….”

 

 

The other women tacitly agree.

 

 

Why are you giving me this kind of thing? Huh??

And it’s a set item? What’s Lonely Sex??

“Co, Condom of the…hehe…Forever Alone…hehe…Ahahahahaha!”

 

They’re laughing very loudly.

You don’t think I’m going to live as a virgin, do you? Huh?

 

 

The women turned their backs on me, who was flustered, and walked away.

 

Haa…what is this….

I have a bad feeling about this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Rank: Rare

Category: Belongings

 

 

*When held, +5 to lust, +9 to virility, +25 to mana

 

 

An item prepared by a woman who has lived as a virgin her whole life and is likely to continue to do so, with the impossible hope of ‘what if?’ Of course, she died a virgin for life. The effect is exerted even if only half is eaten, and contraception is obtained for 24 hours when taken. The cut half is restored once every 24 hours.

 

*Forever Alone Set Effect

 

 

Condom of the Forever Alone (1/1)

Birth Control Pill of the Forever Alone (1/1)

 

 

Lust +10

Virility +20

Stamina +100

Mana +50

 

 

Acquired skill ‘Lonely Sex.’

When escaping solo status, all stats held are +5 once.

 

 

 

 

“….”

 

 

It came out again.

The set item is complete!!

 

 

“Haa…take it, Hannam.”

“…Take it.”

“Our Dongsaeng take it. Hehe.”

 

As expected, it came back to me.

 

“Th…thank you….”

 

 

I definitely got an item, but I feel ambiguous.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Name: Yu Eun

 

 

Job: Beginner.

Disposition: Neutral~Evil.

 

 

Level: 3

 

 

Stamina: 260/260

Mana: 180/180

 

 

Strength 11

Agility 9

Intelligence 4

Luck 15

Lust 30+20

Virility 5+38

 

 

Stat Points 2

 

 

Critical Chance 10%

Critical Damage +105%

 

 

 

 

After equipping the two set items, the status window changed significantly.

First of all, stamina and mana increased more than twice, and new stats called ‘Lust’ and ‘Virility’ were created. Even those two stats are well over 40…what is this??

Come to think of it, I suddenly want to do pat pat pat intensely…is it because of this….

 

 

Let’s check the skill too…Lonely Sex…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

《Skill: Lonely Sex》

 

 

Sex is written, but self-comfort is read. A forever alone’s means of release.

 

 

Once a week, +1 to lust and +1 to virility when masturbating

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“…Fuck.”