Chapter 210

Chapter 210

Bamboo Forest Manager.

Episode 210: Praise

“Phew.”

Finally, the two-day, one-night sex day came to an end.

After lunch, it was 3 PM by the time I returned to the dorm.

There was an ache in my waist, but the satisfaction in my heart was greater.

In just two hours, I had to go to work, so I tried to pull myself together despite my fatigue.

The image of Choi Yiseo, who fell asleep as if collapsing at the end, lingered in my mind, and I envied her for already being sound asleep.

‘Is this the weight of being the head of a household?’

I seemed to understand why something like a mandatory defense match unfolds after marriage. The fatigue pressing down on my body was no joke.

Of course, from a certain point, I was the one who wanted more and somewhat stubbornly dragged Choi Yiseo around…

Anyway, I think Choi Yiseo now knows the taste of a man.

Sex is a good thing.

“Yaaawn.”

I was tired, but I felt I wouldn’t be able to wake up in two hours if I fell asleep now.

So, thinking I’d spend some time doing something, I stepped out of my room.

In the hallway, I saw a group of guys gathered, talking among themselves.

“What are you doing?”

There were some third-year students, not just second-years, but since they weren’t from the English department, I had no issues with them.

Especially since my close senior, Oh Dae-sang, was there, I naturally joined the group.

“Oh, Woojin.”

“You didn’t come back yesterday.”

“The dorm supervisor said you’d lose points.”

“It can’t be helped.”

I couldn’t just leave Choi Yiseo lying naked next to me and come back, could I?

The exchange rate was much more in my favor this way.

“More than that, the mood doesn’t seem good. Why is he crying?”

I hadn’t noticed because he was hidden among the others, but a second-year guy was on the verge of tears.

“Well, you know.”

The content itself was quite simple.

A guy had a girlfriend, and they went into a hotel together. But he was so nervous that he couldn’t get an erection and just left.

“Oh dear, at such a young age.”

He clicked his tongue in disapproval.

How nervous must he have been to end up like that.

I didn’t even feel like teasing him out of pity, and the other guys were looking at him with sympathetic expressions, unlike usual.

“Sh, darn. I get it up really well when I watch porn.”

He tried to insist he was wronged by his body, but what could he do? Everyone does well during practice. It’s the real thing that’s the problem.

“What did your girlfriend say?”

Everyone’s attention turned to my question.

I guess everyone was curious but didn’t ask because of the atmosphere.

He swallowed hard and cautiously began to speak.

“She said it was okay. She even said she was sorry instead…”

“Wow, damn, she’s a saint.”

“She’s a saint. This bastard was dating a saint!”

“That’s why the gods punished him! He tried to defile a pure woman, so the gods gave him a severe punishment!”

Everyone responded with exaggerated fuss.

On the other hand, the girl might have wondered if there was something wrong with herself.

A healthy twenty-year-old man.

Whatever it was, the guy, whose nature was to lead everything with dirty thoughts, couldn’t perform when it mattered.

“Stop teasing me, you bastards!”

The atmosphere loosened further.

Amid the growing commotion, I offer my own solution.

“Come by my store once. My shift starts in two hours, alright? If you come, I can help you out a bit.”

“…Where do you work?”

Ah, you didn’t know where I work.

“At an adult toy store.”

“Sigh, this is troublesome.”

Senior Ju-hee, whose work hours overlapped with mine, sighed deeply and expressed her honest feelings.

“So, the girl was crying and making a fuss. She didn’t know what to do.”

“Tsk, that’s unfortunate.”

Surprisingly, the girlfriend of the guy who came to me for advice.

So the girl we called a saint or a bodhisattva had sought advice from senior Ju-hee.

Both were dorm residents, and senior Ju-hee was exceptionally trustworthy among the female dorm residents, so it wasn’t strange.

“What did you tell her?”

“Just…told her to try her best. I don’t really know much about those things.”

Ah, indeed.

The senior was only troublesome in fights, and when it came to relationships, she was as naive as a country girl.

But is that even possible?

Isn’t that the kind of character you only see in anime?

“The guys have their own worries too, huh. I didn’t expect him to consult you.”

We had already shared the information.

In response to senior Ju-hee’s words, I said it was fine.

“I decided to help out a bit today. Our shop specializes in things like this, you know. So don’t worry.”

“Specializes in…?”

She seemed unsure how to react and had an awkward expression, but she didn’t deny it.

“More than that, Senior, I’m really tired. Could you make me a coffee? I’ll head to the café right after work.”

“Alright, I’ll bring it to you. It’s not far anyway. Iced, right?”

“Yep, thank you!”

As expected of the great captain.

She’s just overflowing with consideration.

After parting with senior Ju-hee and going to work.

Right on time, the guy showed up. I greeted him with a smile.

“Welcome!”

“I-I’ve never been to a place like this before.”

“Most people haven’t. It’s naturally awkward. But come over here.”

It’s not just because of impotence that he can’t get an erection. If he can get aroused watching adult videos, then it’s likely a psychological issue.

The place I took him to was where they had women’s devices.

From massive items to bizarre ones.

There was quite a variety, and the moment he saw them, he recoiled slightly.

“W-wow. I’ve only seen things like this in videos.”

“Right, and these are exactly what you need to buy today.”

At my words, he quickly turned his head to look at me.

“Why?”

“Why, you ask. It’s because you can’t get it up due to nerves, right? Isn’t that so?”

“…That’s right.”

“You get anxious because you need to get it up but can’t. So you get even more nervous. It’s a vicious cycle, and if you try again next time, it’ll be the same, won’t it?”

It might even get worse.

If it’s severe, it could actually lead to erectile dysfunction due to psychological reasons.

“The important thing is to keep the mood going. So even if you can’t get an erection, continue the flow by using tools. As the atmosphere naturally builds and you feel like you’re satisfying her, you’ll relax and return to your usual self.”

“……”

Even after hearing what I said, he wore a subtle expression.

“But, I’m not really into tools.”

What he said next was quite a spectacle.

“It feels like I’m losing to these things. And they’re bigger than me…”

“Look at this guy. Who told you to bring that kind of thing? Just bring something like a vibrator.”

“……”

“Besides, humans are tool-using animals. Later on, you’ll feel like those things aren’t rivals but comrades fighting alongside you.”

“Is that so?”

“That’s right.”

Look at it even now.

My back still aches.

If I had a colleague like that, it wouldn’t have been this hard.

“Here, take this.”

When I patted him on the back and laughed.

He nodded as if he was determined and chose one.

“Crazy bastard, don’t take the big one.”

It seemed necessary to help with finding a right size.

“Thank you!”

The next day.

The guy from yesterday came to me while I was resting my chin on my hand in the lecture hall.

He brought coffee and a slice of cake, smiling brightly.

“Thanks to you, I succeeded!”

“Wow, this is walnut cake! It’s a limited edition!”

I handed the cake received from Seo Yerin, who was sitting next to me, and just drank the coffee, nodding.

“Yeah, congratulations.”

It seems the plan worked.

Seeing him with such a perfectly satisfied smile made me feel proud for no reason.

“Always strive forward and have a lovely relationship.”

“Thanks, Woojin! Seriously, thank you!”

He kept thanking me several times before finally leaving.

“What made him so happy?”

Seo Yerin, who was eating cake beside me, tilted her head and asked.

I answered her with a gentle smile, saying it was nothing special.

Everyone has a past they don’t want to dig up, don’t they?

“More importantly, didn’t your mother say anything about me?”

As I naturally changed the subject, Seo Yerin scooped a big piece of cake and put it into my mouth.

“Not really? Surprisingly, she didn’t say much.”

“Really?”

I thought I had crossed the line quite a bit when we met at the store last time.

‘I was a crazy guy.’

Even if I followed a certain flow, recommending equipment to my future mother-in-law is quite…

“At least she didn’t say anything immediately, that’s a relief.”

“Not a relief at all, though?”

Seo Yerin pouting grumpily.

Actually, she’s been like this since earlier.

I thought she was okay because she was in a good mood over the cake, but she’s still grumbling enthusiastically.

“Was it good with Yiseo? She just didn’t contact me all day?”

“Even if I lie, it won’t work, will it?”

I answer Seo Yerin honestly, who is glaring at me as if it’s obvious.

“It was good. So good- Ahhh! It hurts!”

Seo Yerin glares while punching my thigh.

“Geez!”

“No, then should I say it wasn’t good?”

“Yes! You should say that! At least in front of me, can’t you say it that much?”

If she truly wants me to say that, I can.

“You, if I tell you that, you’ll go and tell Yiseo, won’t you?”

The important thing was to ensure those words didn’t leak anywhere.

“……”

The moment I saw Seo Yerin tightly shut her mouth, the answer was already clear.

“Wow, just imagining it makes me dizzy.”

He said he liked doing it with me more than with Yiseo.

The moment Yerin says something like that, it’s like a bomb dropping.

It’s no joke, Choi Yiseo could genuinely come to kill me.

“Really, that’s so scary.”

Just thinking of Choi Yiseo sneering at me with a cold gaze and asking if I’ve said my last words makes me shiver.

“But still. A girl wants to hear things like that sometimes.”

Seo Yerin whines as she leans on me. She takes a sip of coffee and pouts.

“Couldn’t you at least say something like, ‘You’re the best, a divine gift’? Something like that?”

“I can guarantee, you’re the only one who wants to hear that.”

“…Is that so?”

“Yeah, that’s right.”

“But I heard guys like it when you compliment their manhood?”

Where did she pick up this random knowledge from?

“Who on earth said that?”

When I looked at her incredulously, she rubbed her head against my shoulder. It felt a bit like looking at a puppy.

“Woojin feels full and nice.”

“……”

“And he doesn’t tire easily, he’s firm.”

“Hmm.”

Seo Yerin caught the slight upturn of my lips. Then she smiled and lifted her head abruptly.

“See?! Right?! I told you people like it when you compliment them on that! So you should always compliment them!”

“Ah, damn.”

Got me.

But honestly, I suddenly felt really good, and my self-esteem escalated too.

Hmm.

Should I try using that later too?

If someone like Ahn Hyeon-ho or Jeong Chan-woo gets upset, let’s compliment them.

“Isn’t it something like that? If a girl says a man is delicious! Delicious! They’d probably like it.”

“Is…that so?”

I definitely feel better than just now.

I whispered softly to Seo Yerin so others couldn’t hear.

“Yerin, you’re really delicious.”

“Hehehe!”

Seo Yerin, feeling good, hugged me tightly.

It’s true!

It really worked!

“Oh, was it that good, Yerin?”

“Yeah, it was really good.”

When I hugged her gently, Seo Yerin rubbed her face against my chest, saying she felt good.

Seo Yerin, who was mad about me being with Choi Yiseo earlier, calmed down instantly!

‘Is this what finding a cheat in life feels like?’

I felt like I discovered a cheat.

Now, I could manipulate people’s emotions.

Vrring!

The phone rang at that moment.

– Yu Arin: Has that bastard not contacted you at all?

Just like Seo Yerin, Yu Arin was upset. I chuckled and immediately sent a text.

– Kim Woojin: Arin was so delicious, I want to eat her again.

“Hey, Kim Woojin.”

After sending the text satisfactorily, I turned my head, and there was Ahn Hyeon-ho frowning at me.

“Stop showing affection in the lecture hall. That’s why weird rumors are spreading.”

“Rumors?”

“Like how you took your pants off in the lecture hall, those sort of rumors. Sigh, take it easy. Because of you, the English department’s image is getting tarnished.”

Nonsense.

I responded with a wink to the grumbling Ahn Hyeon-ho.

“When I saw him in the bathhouse, this guy was pretty solid, huh?”

“……”

A brief silence.

Ahn Hyeon-ho stared at me blankly, then gritted his teeth and spoke with clenched fists.

“Come out, you bastard, I’m not letting this slide today.”

Oh dear.

“I heard that most people just let it go if you compliment their…thing?”

As I explained while pushing Seo Yerin, who was rubbing against me, away, Ahn Hyeon-ho replied with a crumpled face.

“Would you feel good if I complimented yours?”

I picture it for a moment.

“Ew! Do you want to die?!”

I almost threw up.

“That’s exactly what you just did to me. It’s a good thing I’m nice, otherwise, I would have hit you already.”

“…Thanks for that.”

Wait a second.

Buzz!

Buzz!

Buzz!

A series of text notifications that I’m scared to check.

Swallowing hard, I sneak a peek.

– Yu Arin: Where are you?

– Yu Arin: I’ll take care of you today.

– Yu Arin: You’re dead.

“Ah, damn it.”

I smack my forehead and let out a deep sigh.

Feeling like I’m finally back to reality, I glance at Seo Yerin with resentment.

“Woojin is sometimes smart.”

She stuck her tongue out playfully with a grin.

“Often dumb.”

“Come here, Seo Yerin.”

I grab her cheek and pull it.

“Ah, ha!”

(Don’t do it!)

“Are you playing with me?! Do you know what kind of embarrassment I faced because of you? I suddenly became someone who harassed Ahn Hyeon-ho!”

“Oh, damn it.”

Ahn Hyeon-ho immediately runs away.

“Even Yu Arin is asking where I am, saying she’ll kill me!”

As I tugged at her soft cheek, Seo Yerin reached out, not backing down.

“Wie!”

(Die!)

Seo Yerin grabbed my crotch precisely. I was sitting, and I had pants and underwear on, but…

Squeeze!

When she applied pressure, I immediately let go due to the sharp pain.

“…Surrender.”

“…Aren’t you surrendering too quickly?”

Seo Yerin wore an incredulous expression, but it was such a sensitive spot that she couldn’t help it.

“Uh, let go quickly.”

“Sand Bound Casket!”

“Aaaah!”

You damn bitch!